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Flu Shot Twist

Chick got a flu shot and got Dystonia blows!

Flu Shot Twist

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  • ButtFungus
    ButtFungus 2009-10-23T04:04:20Z says:

    The longer version with rap music is funnier.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2009-10-23T04:57:24Z says:

      Yeah the "Walk it out" one and the "youre a jerk" are great.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-10-23T04:27:46Z says:

    i dont care if its real i laughed at it like its made up cause it totally looks like it is

  • sneezle
    sneezle 2009-10-23T05:13:27Z says:

    omg i am going to hell

    but then again..so is everyone that visits this site

    • JBox
      JBox 2009-10-23T05:47:25Z says:

      You kidding? Jesus himself has this page bookmarked.

    • bongwater
      bongwater 2009-10-23T08:32:32Z says:

      i sure do

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2009-10-23T05:34:33Z says:

    she must be wild in bed.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T12:25:54Z says:

      I'd still fuck her.

  • smerf
    smerf 2009-10-23T05:43:17Z says:

    My cousin got a flu shot and ended up with a flesh-eating bacteria infection that they were never able to fully identify.

    I've never gotten a flue shot.

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-23T05:51:28Z says:

      Now, why would anyone think that someone was trying to poison American's when they lawfully enforce all children to get shots such as these. Curious, I think I'll let my immune system do it's job and pass on the fucking bottle of nigger poison.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-10-23T06:43:40Z says:

      And all the fluoride in the water, tab and botteled, fluoride is ratpoison, ratpoison is fluoride, it paralises ur neo cortex, the center of resistance in ur brain, so u cannot resist eating fatty food, more likely to resist influences that make u vote wrong, and less protesters, in europe we only got fluoride in toothpaste and rat catchers, and i clean my teeth with salt.
      I want to be resistand to this bullshit.
      Never use medicals unless no other option available. Then to say that there is a cure for cancer but it seems like the basic substance is,.... u guessed it, illegal.
      Why are we supposed to believe the farmacy and the government, (american) u think hitler would have his ppl poisoned ?
      He would transport the ppl accountable for it, to the ovens. Heil hitler.
      Hitler started off with the capitalists, and anyone that could have been one. Or was but submerged in he ghetto.
      Yes he killed innocent but if he succeeded we would have been better of then we are now, under american secret society.

    • PwnBot
      PwnBot 2009-10-23T06:49:31Z says:

      I see we have a new plantshit.

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2009-10-23T07:17:06Z says:

      kjell, did you take your bi-polar pills?

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-10-23T07:33:10Z says:

      hahaha, kjell. just out of curioity. does burning houses of sleeping turkish families, after we didn't give them the chance to integrate because we settled them down with only turkish neighbours, still hepls the world?

    • leftysurprise
      leftysurprise 2009-10-23T09:19:48Z says:

      i havent had a flu shot since i was in elementary school and i wont ever have one again. they are unnecessary.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T11:49:25Z says:

      hahahahaha

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-10-23T11:56:06Z says:

      I don't get them or trust them either but Jesus KuntJelly take off the tinfoil hat and have a break here on planet Earth.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T12:27:08Z says:

      Fluoride is shit but you're gonna be eating it even if you're a holier-than-thou European. It's used to stop fungus on vegetables.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T12:32:57Z says:

      This thread is a whole lot of paranoid.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T12:33:32Z says:

      I thought you were smarter smerf, get your fucking shot.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2009-10-23T13:58:07Z says:

      my dad got all sorts of shots in the navy and none of his children have ever had the flu

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T14:45:10Z says:

      I haven't had a flu shot ever and haven't had a cold or the flu in at least 12 years.

      It's called a fucking healthy lifestyle.

      Animals don't get sick every fucking 2 months and there's no reason humans should either.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T15:43:38Z says:

      But if you do catch it & die from complications it's your own dumb ass paranoid fault.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T15:45:29Z says:

      I've had flu shots, polio, the fucking lot.

      I've not had any major illnesses in my life, no do I do the jig down the street because of the shots I have had.

      Get a grip you people.

      I'm seriously surprised at the pair of you, Wanko & smerf.

    • dik
      dik 2009-10-23T15:55:10Z says:

      if i had the flu i'd cough in all your faces

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-23T16:23:17Z says:

      Which sounds more like paranoid activity? Doing nothing and avoiding going to places where sick people go, or paying money to get a shot filled with things you don't understand at the place where the sickly go to die. Sure, maybe you'll argue that you go to some small pharmacy like wal-shit to get your injection of placebos and poison, but you are still doing what any hypochondriac would do. Feeding into the fear and paranoia of their immune system failing.
      Fluoride is worse than rat poison, rat poison has fluoride in it as fluoride is a hard core poison. Get a reverse osmosis device if you have to drink their poison piss. This is a bit I love to shine onto strangers. Many people believe they are saving big bucks by going the cheap route when it comes to food, fast food, all that trash. "Oh, I saved 4 dollars today at the grocery store." but when you buy and eat that garbage, you are putting your immune system down several pegs, the time, energy, drugs and far to common doctor visit would probably be something similar to the cost of a year of organic food.
      People spend more a year of -over draft fees- (easily avoided by getting one of those gift card deals) than fruits and vegetables.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T16:40:35Z says:

      Most of the scientists who make claims about vaccines being dangerous are unsurprisingly, yet all too commonly, being paid to conduct research by a different pharmaceutical company to the one whos vaccine is being poo-poo'd by said scientist.

      Some idiots here in the UK still refuse to give their kids the MMR vaccine (against measles, mumps & rubella) because because Dr Andrew Wakefield, wrote a paper for the peer-reviewed (this means that the work is generally uber credible)& one of the worlds most respected medical journals, The Lancet, claiming that the MMR caused autism. Scary, huh?

      Well no, Wakefield was accused of a conflict of interest & charged with professional misconduct for changing & misreporting information to manufacture a link to autism. He was hired by lawyers & paid over £450,000 to conduct the research (basically prove a conclusion) who were already trying to sue the manufacturer of the vaccine.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T16:45:23Z says:

      Pinjas, people do us all a favour & keep your post-hoc retardery away from here, it makes me feel dirty.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T16:45:37Z says:

      bollocks *please

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-23T16:47:34Z says:

      the people who claim that vaccinations and fluoride is harmful remind me of those creationist assholes trying to disprove evolution. when faced with a mountain of evidence that contradicts their opinion they claim conspiracy, or pick one 1/1000000 occurrence and claim it as proof that the other 999999 don't prove anything. its insane.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T17:11:27Z says:

      Fluoride is definitely harmful, I don't know how you could think otherwise. It's very harmful in large quantities and less harmful in small quantities. I didn't know there was anyone saying it wasn't harmful... the fucking kidney foundation condemns it for fucks's sake.

      Yep Oranje, if I get the flu and die of complications, then too bad for me. Somehow I think I'll pull through. Even if the vacccine was 100% safe and effective I still wouldn't be bothered to go get a shot because I'm not that worried about it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T17:14:56Z says:

      If you paranoid conspiracy nutjobs really want to be scared of anything, try ECHELON, total information awareness & RFID chips.

      I'm also selling the finest tinfoil hats for £999.99

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-23T17:33:03Z says:

      Oh no oranjeboom, you've thwarted me, I make you feel dirty? Are you sure it isn't those prostitutes you tried to trade flour for a handjob making you feel dirty, you scummy wank. I can't state, nor can any human, a fact about evolution. Finding bones in the ground is hardly an observable sceience. I know the sun provides us with warmth and heat, that's good enough.
      It's likely you will write this off as more babble, but it is very likely that those in power do not wish there to be credibility in words speaking against what gives them power and wealth. If you believe that the 'good' never get abused, harmed and slandered by the 'bad' than who could give you any sort of credibility. You speak in a lot of half truths.

      The point of this video is that flu shots have extremely high amounts of lead in them, lead is a toxic substance to human beings. The woman believes that the lead in the shot caused her to develop her problem, dashing away her goals with a brief injection. What rationally comes to mind when this is viewed is that this isn't the only circumstance where someone believes they are being deliberately poisoned. Mass medication is always going to be a trick to poison the masses. People don't need any of the shots they are given, people don't need fluoride. People don't need to be worried about mad cow disease, the internet being taken over by 'terrorists', west niles virus, e-coli and so on. Doctors -kill- 120,000 (13/hr) people a year in the US. About 50,000 (6/hr) a year die in the US via car accidents. How many died from west niles virus? In 2006, 177 (.02/hr). Who is buying into fear? Those who go to doctors and get flu shots, or those who do not?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T17:38:57Z says:

      hahaha

      You wrote all that & I stopped reading after "Are you sure it isn't those prostitutes you tried to trade flour for a handjob making you feel dirty" because I couldn't wait any longer to call you an idiot.

      Way to waste your time, idiot.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T17:44:55Z says:

      I think it's funny that people are so sure they'll get sick every flu season unless they get injected with some shit. They usually get sick anyway which amuses me further.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T17:46:39Z says:

      It's like wearing a helmet when you go out in the snow because you have so little confidence that you know you'll fall on your ass.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T17:49:00Z says:

      In the UK the seasonal flu vaccine is offered to all those aged 65 years and over, people with certain long-term medical conditions (for example, chronic respiratory and cardiac disease), health and social care workers.

      We don't give it to everyone, but then, we're not crazy.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T18:52:35Z says:

      No you're not crazy you're all just scared of kitchen knives.

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-23T19:42:52Z says:

      "i dont get flu shots and i never get the flu, that must mean that flu shots are worthless hur hur hur". If thats the case i've got a rock that keeps away tigers i'd like to sell, haven't seen a tiger since i got it. the fact of the matter is, if your at risk of getting the flu (old, young, compromised immune system) the flu shot is worth while. Pinjas, if there is so much lead in flu shots that it puts everyone's life at risk why don't we see mass cases of people becoming ill from the shot? because side effects are RARE and only happen to a minuscule percentage of those given the shot. You talk about how we should be afraid of ecoli and car accidents because they are far more likely to kill you, but avoid flu shots because one lady "may" have gotten dystonia from her shot? Do you know how many people die each year from the flu? 36,000 on average with 200,000 hospitalized, yet how many people get sick from flu shots each year...well so far we may have one lady with dystonia...

    • yak
      yak 2009-10-23T19:50:54Z says:

      well in the usa flu shots are big biz :P
      so... not a surprise that you barely hear about anyone getting sick from them...

      people who get the flu a lot benefit from the flu shots i imagine... people who don't (like myself) probably not..

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T19:58:25Z says:

      "i got the flu shot and i didn't get the flu, that must mean that flu shots are great hur hur hur"

      Same difference.

      I'll continue to live on the edge and maybe get lucky again and survive this flu season.

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2009-10-23T20:09:48Z says:

      Just make sure you know what's in the shot before they put it in you or your children. They used to use mercury as a preservative for vaccines. People believe this is what caused the spike in Autism. But i dont have a major in chem so don't listen to me

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-23T20:14:52Z says:

      yak, car companies are pretty big biz too, but when they make a car that kills people its kinda hard to keep people from talking about it.

      wanko, the difference is you can test for flu antibodies in someone who had a flu shot, and when you get the flu shot, you build antibodies. Antibodies = higher chance of fighting off infection from said virus. getting or not getting the flu shot doesn't guarantee that you wont get the flu, but it's a proven medical fact, when you already have antibodies for a virus, you chances of getting said virus go down drastically. Just like how most people only get chicken pox once.

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-23T20:55:12Z says:

      It's actually pretty easy to keep the person who died while using a car quiet. What about their family? Ever heard of the phrase, "Money talks."?

      Deadskinmask hit the nail on the head. Mercury in your shots, in your teeth filling (do research on that), poisons in your food (too many to list, in general many people are being deprived of essential nutrition because high fructose corn syrup and aspartame tastes better), poisons in your water (chlorine and fluoride).

      Anti-bodies don't reduce your chance of 'getting a virus'. The anti-bodies enable your white cells to quickly identify a 'bad guy'. The anti-body latches onto the badness and the white cells kill the bad stuff.

      This reminds me of the cure for cancer. Naturally, our bodies encounters many diseases every day. When a person has the things the body needs to perform, it will do so without any conscious thought from you. All you need to do is drink clean and pure water, and eat a varied number of fruits, vegetables and fish. What are in these sorts of things enables your body to take on dozens of diseases at once without a problem. But when individuals come upon periods of time where they essentially destroy their nutrition their immune system follows. Let's say you go to the doctor and you say, hey doc I feel kinda sick. So they doctor gives you an anti-biotic. This anti-biotic kills bacteria, so it goes to town, killing bacteria. Eventually it gets to your digestive system where there is a -lot- of bacteria. The thing is the bacteria in your guts are important, essentially the bacteria in your guts enable you to digest food as you should, which then enables your intestines to absorb essential nutrition from food. This forms a sort of chain reaction. Now not only are you already sick, but now the food you eat will do close to nothing for your body. This in turn weakens your immune system, and enabling virus's to march into you with ease.
      What does this have to do with cancer? All of this puts heavy strain on your pancreas. Your pancreas is responsible for eliminating rouge cells in your body, when your pancreas is busy fucking around with virus's it cannot defeat other things like cancers. This process takes more than a few days to occur of course, so you can imagine that many people are doing a very poor job of eating and doing the right things.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T21:40:42Z says:

      Wanko, stop acting like you going against the system by not getting a flu shot. I've already pointed out how your wouldn't be offered one anyway in a civilised country.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T21:44:05Z says:

      Deadskin, they have never & never will use poisonous mercury in vaccines. There isn't just one type of mercury.

      You fucking people, your ignorance astounds me.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T21:44:41Z says:

      Ignore the bad spelling, I may have had a few beers.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T21:46:35Z says:

      Pinjas, shut the fuck up, noone reads your shit.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T22:08:54Z says:

      Hahah Oranje just called Canada uncivilized. You gonna take that yak?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-23T22:12:08Z says:

      Adams maybe actually getting sick a few fucking times and having your immune system do some fucking work isn't so bad and not something to be avoided. Otherwise we become pussies. Gotta use it or lose it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T22:20:12Z says:

      Canada is like any kid who picks up bad habits from the unruly friend.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T22:20:53Z says:

      Aren't vaccines simply an example of 'use it or lose it'?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-23T22:21:54Z says:

      Seriously, Canada should be banned from playing with America. Canada has so much potential that could be wasted by hanging around with trouble makers.

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-23T23:52:51Z says:

      pinjas, your a retard and i'm done arguing with you, if there's one thing this site has taught me its to never argue with an idiot, you will drag me down to your level and beat me with experience. Your obvious a paranoid loon with no trust or understanding of modern medicine, and i'm...well not an idiot.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-10-24T02:02:07Z says:

      Oranje, I get the flu every other year. It knocks me out for a few days, then I get over it. The vast, vast majority of people who die from the flu are immunocompromised, very old or very young.

      I don't think the flu shots are necessary, nor do I think they are very efficacious. I have had my other vaccinations, because they are necessary, efficacious and incidentally last much longer than the flu shot.

      On a side note, I will be getting one this year, but only because it is required of me.

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-10-24T02:37:06Z says:

      I work in retail and caught the flu every year until last year when I got my first flu shot. My youngest son just go over the swine flu last week and thank god I didn't catch that either. Maybe it's worth it, and maybe it isn't, but dealing with all those sick people that come in my store every day I'm not going to chance it anymore.

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-24T03:13:13Z says:

      i never get flu shots, i just snort more Vivarin

      ...then i'm too alert for the germs to sneak up on me

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-24T03:14:07Z says:

      The reality is, unless your at risk of getting the flu (young, old, asthma, immunocompromised) you really gain much from getting a flu shot, hell i didn't get one until i started working in a doctors office and was required to, but this idea that these shots, or any vaccinations are somehow bad for you is insane. wash your hands, cover your mouth with you cough, sneeze into the crease in your elbow, and keep your hands out of your mouth and 95% of you will be fine.

    • hockeybritt
      hockeybritt 2009-10-24T03:15:37Z says:

      Possum, get your stinky butt in chat... story time :/

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-24T03:22:46Z says:

      stinky butt?

    • hockeybritt
      hockeybritt 2009-10-24T03:29:12Z says:

      *Stank ass

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-10-24T03:35:09Z says:

      Well said Adams...I agree 100%

    • hockeybritt
      hockeybritt 2009-10-24T03:57:55Z says:

      I'm sorry possum.. I just.. I'm sorry.. so damn funny...

    • possum
      possum 2009-10-24T04:04:59Z says:

      yeth

    • hockeybritt
      hockeybritt 2009-10-24T04:27:41Z says:

      come back :(

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-10-24T20:10:21Z says:

      never used "poisonous mercury" in vaccines? bullshit. not only have they, it's still used. it's called thimerosal and it's basically ethyl mercury, which is not fucking nontoxic. and yes i do have a degree in chemistry.

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-10-24T20:39:13Z says:

      Can we cut all the shit
      and get back to laughing
      at the hot girl that walks
      like a retard?

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-10-24T20:39:35Z says:

      Fuck...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-24T22:06:47Z says:

      How about you get back to shutting the fuck up?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-24T22:16:30Z says:

      Your degree in chemistry makes what you just said even funnier, TiredGuy.

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-25T01:05:05Z says:

      sporty, you were exposed to whatever he had, likely in several ways, your body destroyed it's attempts to enter your body. When someone gets a flu shot and feels worn day for 2 or 3 days they aren't getting over some weak version of the flu, they are getting rid of the poisons in the shot.
      I don't agree 42adams. I don't think much, if anything, is gained from flu shots -ever-. The only thing insane is to try and believe that the drug dealers people call 'doctors' actually give a shit about your health, I would as quickly turn to ask advice to the guy selling weed on the corner as I would to a 'doctor' on matters of virus's and bacteria. The point is they both know the same shit, to them the word means 'monster' and they both have no clue to fight it, so they will just keep on doing what they are doing, selling drugs.
      Coughing and sneezing onto your skin only protects others, not yourself.
      I want to give all that disagree a small dosage of fluoride or mercury and observe their reaction to the poisons. Afterwords they won't be able to say that those substances are harmless.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-10-25T01:44:02Z says:

      Pinjas, I've come to the conclusion that you're a long winded idiot who actually knows VERY little about how the immune system and immunizations work. Actually, I'm pretty sure you know very little about anything.

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-10-25T01:52:31Z says:

      seconded smurf.

      pinjas, shouldn't you be hiding under a rock somewhere with your aluminum helmet mumbling about this global drug selling doctors conspiracy?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-25T01:56:19Z says:

      I bet if my sperm was loaded with fluoride you'd be even happier about choking it down.

  • Thought_Criminal
    Thought_Criminal 2009-10-23T06:08:46Z says:

    Reminds me a bit of the "Tequila" Pee Wee Herman dance.

  • saintsinner676
    saintsinner676 2009-10-23T07:19:00Z says:

    I keep thinking of Monty Python now.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-10-23T08:16:42Z says:

      The ministry of silly walks?

  • bongwater
    bongwater 2009-10-23T08:34:00Z says:

    i think a sped-up version to benny hill would be classic lol

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-23T19:07:42Z says:

      http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=cEN5KGwNGeo

      there ya go...

  • Scarecrow
    Scarecrow 2009-10-23T09:36:22Z says:

    FAKE, bitch just wants attention.

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2009-10-23T10:00:50Z says:

    Was that Kate after getting a swine flu shot?

  • TJP
    TJP 2009-10-23T17:37:41Z says:

    Was the music part of the original broadcast? lol :D

  • Koosti
    Koosti 2009-10-23T18:30:43Z says:

    I can't stop laughing. :D

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-10-23T18:46:37Z says:

      It is pretty entertaining

  • Steven_Seagull
    Steven_Seagull 2009-10-23T19:09:06Z says:

    fake

  • tinski
    tinski 2009-10-23T19:14:25Z says:

    she's got the pee wee herman dance down.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-10-24T02:02:55Z says:

      What, you mean like someone else already pointed out 13 hours before you?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-10-23T20:46:36Z says:

    I just danced my motherfuckin ass off to this.

  • earclops83
    earclops83 2009-10-23T23:24:25Z says:

    I feel sorry for the spastic snatch but goddamn can she boogie!

  • smerf
    smerf 2009-10-24T02:03:18Z says:

    Personally, I wonder what sex with her would be like.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-10-24T02:18:52Z says:

      Smerf I't probliy be fun backwards!!

      *DRUNK*

  • Sporty
    Sporty 2009-10-24T02:51:27Z says:

    This looks like a job for Handy Man!

isay
posted October 23, 2009
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