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Comments to FMG-9

  • Fullmetaljacket
    Fullmetaljacket 2008-02-29T05:27:07Z says:

    I want one and I dont even have a dog to protect.

    • georgeorg
      georgeorg 2008-02-29T06:34:27Z says:

      I want one for the impending zombie attack.
      Just watched 28 Weeks Later..

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-02-29T06:43:31Z says:

      ^sweet. All I have to defend myself from a zombie attack is a fine range of kitchen utensils, but it will go down Shaun of the Dead style.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:02:25Z says:

      God damn I hated both of those movies.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-01T02:04:48Z says:

      You know, what it comes to zombies, I'm all about the shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw

    • Fullmetaljacket
      Fullmetaljacket 2008-03-01T02:38:16Z says:

      Yeah but your baseball bat has to have a nail in it.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-03-01T03:30:39Z says:

      I found Shaun of the dead depressing since it's actually possible in the UK that there could exist three pussies in the same room that don't know how to use a gun.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-03-01T09:03:33Z says:

      What's a "gun"?

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-02-29T05:35:24Z says:

    haha on youtube everyone was leaving comments like "god bless america"

    this seems kinda pointless to me if i was gonna carry a gun around i wouldnt need it to fold into a box id just put it in my waistband

    • hizzahouzah
      hizzahouzah 2008-02-29T06:20:43Z says:

      I can see someone unfolding it backwards and shooting themselves. Or fumbling it while unfolding, getting their ass shot by the other gun-wielding dog-walkers.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T00:55:21Z says:

      After reading tonights comments, Yeah!

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-02-29T05:42:08Z says:

    Would be pretty cool, save for the fact thats glocks are shit

    • Cretin
      Cretin 2008-02-29T10:08:18Z says:

      no not in this case their reliable work under extreme conditions kinda like an ak you can throw sand in the fucker and it will still work. There the original polymer-framed firearms...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-02-29T16:30:03Z says:

      uhh, I don't know about that

    • rapeyourface1
      rapeyourface1 2008-03-01T04:52:36Z says:

      i agree with you that glocks are crap...id take an h&k or a sig over a glock any day

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-03-02T01:17:48Z says:

      I found the .45 Glock 21 more comfortable and more accurate than an equivalent H&K, don't know 'bout reliability cuz I only use hired range guns.

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-29T06:14:31Z says:

    it's important to have a fold up automatic weapon while at the dog park

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-02-29T07:24:33Z says:

      Driving around for work I see a lot of old men walking their poodles or schnauzers or whatever, while carrying a baseball bat, or the stout end of a pool cue with a nail sticking out of it. Those geriatrics dont fuck around.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-02-29T07:52:31Z says:

      The pit bulls are loose? Let me get my flashlight.

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-29T07:53:03Z says:

      good point

    • SirChief
      SirChief 2008-02-29T08:04:08Z says:

      hey Dik! your a goddamn faggot

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:03:02Z says:

      Hahahah

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:03:16Z says:

      Dik you goddamn faggot, are you gonna take that from a noob?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T15:53:11Z says:

      Seems so.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-02-29T16:47:27Z says:

      Dik? *tumbleweed drifts by...*

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T00:57:46Z says:

      He just joined today!!!Hahahahahahaha

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-02-29T06:16:39Z says:

    well, now that they said they will never manufacture this, everyone will want. Me?... maybe... would be fun to make swiss cheese out of your garbage cans, scare the neighbors...

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-02-29T06:51:42Z says:

      can you be arrested for shooting the shit out of your own trash cans?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:05:48Z says:

      You can be arrested for carrying a blackberry that some senile old paranoid bitch who watches too much TV mistakes for a remote bomb detonator that you are gonna use to destroy a bus full of fucking poor immigrants and welfare bums.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T00:58:52Z says:

      Have a bad day El_?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-03-01T03:32:15Z says:

      Naw I read some story about that last week. The details are fuzzy 'cause I was drunk but the conclusion was that some dude got arrested at gunpoint 'cause some old lady though he was a terrorist 'cause of his blackberry or cellphone or something.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T04:06:47Z says:

      Don't let the geek squad know that you don't know all the facts straight. They may have to go out and buy another dictionary.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-03-01T14:09:16Z says:

      Dumbass, dictionaries are online.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-03-02T00:11:48Z says:

      I use mine all the time, it's built into my macbook.

  • SexualisPsychopathia
    SexualisPsychopathia 2008-02-29T06:37:52Z says:

    If police arent familiar it would be a good incog weapon.

  • jmogb
    jmogb 2008-02-29T06:50:41Z says:

    this dude is the ULTIMATE salesman!

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-02-29T12:30:13Z says:

      He's only good because his beard gives him the confidence to succeed in todays market.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T15:53:52Z says:

      Haha.

  • jmogb
    jmogb 2008-02-29T06:51:26Z says:

    sell it! sell it! sell it all night!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-02-29T07:15:14Z says:

    haha pretty odd but cool invention.


    me personally i dont like guys but i love the ingenuity that went into this idea

    • First
      First 2008-02-29T08:30:22Z says:

      he wasnt selling himselph morph, he was selling a gun... excited now?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-02-29T09:41:44Z says:

      aww...

      but i really liked the guy

    • First
      First 2008-02-29T12:27:19Z says:

      you just said you 'personally don't like guys'... Hypocrite.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:06:33Z says:

      Yeah morph you pretty much fucked that one up.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:06:58Z says:

      When I first read you post I knew what you were gonna say so read it as "I dont like guns".

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2008-03-05T00:35:18Z says:

      Morphs Black of course he like guns. He also shoots them sidways

  • BigBadBlackTyrone
    BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-29T07:28:38Z says:

    it's a cool concept, but the reality is, in the time it takes you to unfold, you're already dead...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:07:32Z says:

      Yeah just like unzipping.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-29T15:56:13Z says:

      Yeah, Tyrone, because it took sooooooo long to unfold.

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2008-03-05T00:35:49Z says:

      Nigga Please!!!

  • StokedOUTstokeS
    StokedOUTstokeS 2008-02-29T07:53:12Z says:

    christ, wait till the hood get them

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T01:01:39Z says:

      You'll see a lot of brothers walking their dogs?

  • SirChief
    SirChief 2008-02-29T07:54:41Z says:

    fuck yesssssssss i got to have one

  • First
    First 2008-02-29T08:32:16Z says:

    WTF is wrong with America. A foldout sub machinegun so you can walk the dog? get a fucking treadmill!

    • First
      First 2008-02-29T08:33:00Z says:

      That gives me an idea...

    • First
      First 2008-02-29T08:33:47Z says:

      Dogmills!! get your dogmill! walk the dog in the safety of your own home with the All American Dogmill (patent pending)

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-29T13:08:19Z says:

      Your idea sucks.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-01T01:02:45Z says:

      Then you have to come up with the shitmill.

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-02-29T09:55:42Z says:

    getting the mail? who's mailbox is in a warzone?

    • First
      First 2008-02-29T12:28:08Z says:

      Iranian.

    • fuz
      fuz 2008-02-29T15:58:56Z says:

      ^ha hopefully so then he can keep us updated about all the muslim cunts the big bad US soldiers have killed around him.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-03-01T01:05:57Z says:

    I LIKE IT!
    It would make me feel safer when Tyrone & -Morph- were posting their comments.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-03-01T03:27:56Z says:

    simply Bad Ass.

  • XxShadowFalconxX
    XxShadowFalconxX 2008-03-02T01:10:49Z says:

    sweet! its the LaptopGun from Perfect Dark!

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-03-03T22:10:28Z says:

    hell yeah

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posted February 29, 2008
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