"Eggs... whisk, bunsen burner under her.. okay. SHIT! I forgot my plexiglass rolling pin. How ever will I make shit pancakes with my shit omelette." =(
"When I'm finished a hard day's work, there's nothing like rolling a huge heap of slave shit out into a carpet to roll around in. Slaves: they just make sense."
You know, I just noticed that the HUGE log-o-shit is being shoved so hard into her, she's unconsciously lactating... either that, or the whole experience is shoving milk outta them titties...
I thought this was funny as hell.
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.
The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
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That is a scary shit.
scary, indeed.
doesnt seem too new for here, though.
beeja wtf is your avatar??
^ I'm going to guess and say a dead wookie (if those are the little guys from StarWars that lived int he woods)
nah chewbacca was a wookie, those little bear guys were called ewoks, i think.
It was from the video that showed on here a few days ago about people being drunk or some shit like that.
And did anyone else find it weird that Chebacca was a wookie, yet he was from Endor?
Is that guy holding a plexiglass rolling pin? Neat, where can I get one?
Hes gonna make some raw shit sushi.
thank god they censored that vagina, I might have gotten offended
HAHA
all my dirty hentai dreams have finally come true...
oh, and did any of you notice how they tried to censor the asshole and pussy with those thin black censor strips?
no i must have missed that
Yeah, god forbid you see some pussy when shit is flying everywhere...
No kidding, they didn't even censor the shitty butt plug.
That is entirely too much shit. That guy is trying to figure out how to leave her.
What I wanna know is, Is that shit going in or coming out?
It's shaped like a cock and balls, as well.
at first i thought it was just another tentacle rape..
Anyone notice the buttplug under the title writing...that shits powerful
Actually, in the symbology of Japanese hentai manga porn, a buttplug symbolizes an ineffectual, tiny dik.
Thank you, Cliff Clavin.
NORM!!
cliff clavin.....funny shit
Everyone! Make up something the guy at the bottom is saying!
"I think SMC has had enough Bran for one day..."
"Eggs... whisk, bunsen burner under her.. okay. SHIT! I forgot my plexiglass rolling pin. How ever will I make shit pancakes with my shit omelette." =(
"Asshole: the best way to mix ingredients while baking bread."
"When I'm finished a hard day's work, there's nothing like rolling a huge heap of slave shit out into a carpet to roll around in. Slaves: they just make sense."
"My my, I took you for a Korean!"
time fur your enema dah ling (said in a german accent)
"So your saying you didnt like my cooking?"
"You'd smile too if your mouth was on your left cheek instead of centered on your face. You should see the dick growing out of my thigh."
"HEAD-ON, apply directly to your forehead, ... now in plexiglass rolling pin applicator. APPLY NOW!"
"First, I've got to get you cleaned up. I'm really giving these parties and your asshole the royal treatment today.
...."So you see class, with patients and a high thresh hold for pain, the anus becomes a much more efficient orifice."
"Where's my gerbil?"......
"Now thats what I call a 'STICKY SITUATION', Setsuki-san"
Sorry, I tried to actually translate the Japanese. Stilted, and not really natural feeling English, but can anyone do better?
"She shit-shit long time!"
NOW I'll make ye the shit pancakes FTW!
Watch the Super-Terrific-Happy Anal Rape Show Saturday mornings at 9!
I like how they actually attempt to censor her parts with a tiny dash.
the japanese are just real shitty people
how can she keep all this shit inside?
Well, obviously she isn't.
You know, I just noticed that the HUGE log-o-shit is being shoved so hard into her, she's unconsciously lactating... either that, or the whole experience is shoving milk outta them titties...
In the serious hentai anime ero porn it's they have sweat or spunk or milk whatever shooting out of all their pores.
I thought this was funny as hell.
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.
The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
Actually, she was still pretty lucky. That's only a 7-8 inch thick pile of shit.
...you know, there are some phrases you just never expect to write.
lucky little shit
yes.... probably stretched out too far and fell..... from a 6 story building... i'm sure that it was an accident she fell... not you know.... suicide.
There are no suicides in the golden kingom of china!
I think she's lactating for some reason.
that's awesome.