my brother and i have been coming up with "inspirations" to replace the msgs on the inside of dove inspirations chocolates. i think they should put out shit like "eating chocolate wont undo what your uncle did" and "eating chocolate won't bring him back"
This is possibly the greatest innovation mankind has ever come up with. They eat the chocolate, read the wrapper, feel terrible, and cry into EVEN MORE chocolate. Brilliant!
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Comments to For fatties
Need bigger sizes for fatties.
There's no sense of scale here. Each square subunit (I'm being specific here so there's no misunderstanding) is 6 inches on a side.
Are you fucking serious? That must be like 1/2 kg?
Oranje, these are for fat people. Of course it's going to weigh a lot.
its not like chocolate is even that bad for you really..
be better if they wrapped triple stackers in oink foil
Chocolate is actually mildly toxic, it's possible to
overdose on it. Would take a very large amount though...
yeah so you can die by drinking too much water too.. WHATS YOUR POINT :P
i died from having too much sex with cruels mom once.
lol, I should get these for mothers day XD.
From your son? Yes I did.
Needs to be in two replies BlackE.
they should come with cyanide pills so the fat cows can off themselves after their eating binge while in the depths of self pity
my brother and i have been coming up with "inspirations" to replace the msgs on the inside of dove inspirations chocolates. i think they should put out shit like "eating chocolate wont undo what your uncle did" and "eating chocolate won't bring him back"
lol my mom eats that garbage.
"acne won't help you find your soulmate"
"one more won't kill you"
Monty Python's
"The Meaning Of Life"
(fat guy in the restaurant sketch)
It's waffer thin...
"You'll always be a victim."
whats the barfitorium got to do with inspirational messages possum?
"you'll never look like the girl in the magazine, so eat up fatty"
"You don't want to be lonely & hungry"
"chocolate will never leave you"
"Chocolate triggers the release of endorphins, the body's endogenous opiates"
what does chocolate have to do with releasing dolphins?
Shit. That was almost witty. ^
"Opioid", Oranje. Still, I'm impressed that you knew that.
This is possibly the greatest innovation mankind has ever come up with. They eat the chocolate, read the wrapper, feel terrible, and cry into EVEN MORE chocolate. Brilliant!
...You need to get out more, if you think this is the greatest.
Lurk more*
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what i said was..they should package the swine flu vaccine like this so the sick people feel bad about themselves
thank you..i'm here all week
You're nobody's momma...but you SURE do look like an ole pussy.
Cruel, what?
He doesn't know.
dik thinks he's my momma now or some other stupid hippy, drug-induced shit like that.
dik is way better looking than your momma.
i can't believe he's still following me around..why doesn't he go get a job? his girlfriend must be pretty desperate to put up with it..
why dont you put down your blue boy mag and run him off the site already...jesus christ,whats the hold up hessian?