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For You Harry Potter Fans

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  • hayoka
    hayoka 2007-07-24T04:21:37Z says:

    lol. My wife took earplugs with her when she went to get the book.

    • DLLUSION
      DLLUSION 2007-07-24T04:34:32Z says:

      your wife is a retarded bitch

    • CockSuckinMotherFuckin
      CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-07-24T04:38:17Z says:

      your wife is a stupid whore

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-07-24T05:29:20Z says:

      Tell your wife about Amazon.com.

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2007-07-24T06:59:34Z says:

      OMG the 7th book is out already!

    • LordMilitant
      LordMilitant 2007-07-24T14:22:31Z says:

      Now this is fucking funny

    • beastmaster
      beastmaster 2007-07-24T18:09:12Z says:

      Oh yes so did my wife! wait..... im not a littel bitch i dont have a wife MUAHAHAH

    • JesusLovesYou
      JesusLovesYou 2007-07-25T15:52:06Z says:

      Harry Potter is the child of the Devil. This promotion of witchcraft is disgusting. You can see for yourself that the Harry Potter fans are possessed.

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-25T17:28:55Z says:

      sometimes i call my penis harry potter....sometimes jesus

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-07-25T18:42:31Z says:

      i wonder if that is true i dont pay attention to the books and that vid was funny as fuck

    • diprdl
      diprdl 2007-07-30T03:55:47Z says:

      How long will it take for JesusLovesYou to get banned? I only ask because there is no room for that kind of talk on mucho.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-07-24T04:30:47Z says:

    I was about to go do just this, but I knew that most of those harry potter fans are whacked in the head. Also I didn't want to exert the effort.

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-07-24T04:48:48Z says:

      In other words you got lazy

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-24T04:56:33Z says:

      Wouldn't have it any other way. But pissing off pale kids would have been worth it.

  • ramass
    ramass 2007-07-24T04:49:31Z says:

    Anyone who reads these harry potter books are idiots

    • DLLUSION
      DLLUSION 2007-07-24T05:21:44Z says:

      yea and closeted devil worshipers

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-07-24T11:02:08Z says:

      anyone who can read is an idiot

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-07-25T17:49:31Z says:

      I really hope you know what you just said....

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-07-24T04:58:46Z says:

    You know, I was at the bookstore the night that was released. I have never seen more power-dorks in one place. Not even a major anime convention can come close. I fear for the future.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-24T05:35:18Z says:

      I think the franchise is good and done. The spoiler about them having children is not a good sign though...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-24T07:20:04Z says:

      Shit, I didn't even think about that. Damnit...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-24T07:42:52Z says:

      well, I guess we must form: Team Sucko, once again, to rid the moment of less than apt humans....

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-24T11:50:18Z says:

      So... why were you at the bookstore that night?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:36:26Z says:

      gotsta go with monsieur wanko on this one smerf? u were there why?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:44:26Z says:

      at a bookstore...with a bunch of preteens....after midnight???

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:45:06Z says:

      did you pull yer wand out there smerfy potter?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-24T16:18:44Z says:

      Hey, I bought two copies to sell on Ebay. Made a little profit off of it. Other than that, one of my friends reads the books, so we got to hang out and makes fun of dorks while waiting.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-24T17:00:51Z says:

      Wouldn't that make him a dork?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-24T17:00:59Z says:

      And you a dork-lover?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-24T17:27:55Z says:

      We don' lik yer kind aroun' hurrrrrrr.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-24T17:38:20Z says:

      Looks like we got ourselves a dork-lover!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-24T17:47:27Z says:

      Only one thing worse than a dork, and that's a dork lover.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-07-25T01:47:47Z says:

      you don't happen to have a pet rat do you sniv er smerf?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-25T01:58:55Z says:

      I had a hamster, than I taped a knife to his back and had him run around a retirement home.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-25T03:45:14Z says:

      Her, actually. My friend is female. And although my friend is a bit of a dork, she is nowhere near as dorky as 99.999962% of the people at the bookstore.

      And yes, when I was a kid I had a pet rat. That was 12 years ago when it died.

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-07-25T17:52:11Z says:

      wow it lived for a while then...but hell there ARE people out there who simply read the books and think that they're entertaining and who AREN'T fucking tards. But if you camp out at the bookstore cuz you're too greedy to wait for next week to get the book..you're fucked anyway

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-07-25T17:54:50Z says:

      I mean woo hoo bragging rights that you were one of the first people to get a book...suck a cock! You just wasted HOW many hours in line when you coulda been at home and at the VERY least beating off

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-25T18:41:56Z says:

      You could beat off while waiting in line, too.

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-07-25T19:25:49Z says:

      THERE's the response I've been waiting for! That's TRUE..but look at where you'd be

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2007-07-24T05:41:28Z says:

    why are these childrens books so popular? it sickens me to think that the whore that wrote these horribly unimaginative stories is the second female self-made billionaire in history along with oprah.

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-07-24T06:15:56Z says:

      That's just it though CHILDREN don't read them. Sweaty men that like children read them.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-24T07:20:19Z says:

      So, about 1/2 of muchosucko then?

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-07-24T07:28:01Z says:

      no.......Sweaty men have SOME hygeine.....50% of muchosucko......doesn't hence the hits on the pimple popping vids - it's a how to fix for most of them.

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-07-24T07:28:48Z says:

      correction 50% +

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:46:20Z says:

      hotshot you're an idiot

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-07-24T18:44:36Z says:

      dik you are the fuckin idiot, dont kome bitching on other people kause your a lownsome old womanless faggot. hotshot is right here, its fukin crazy these women are billionairs

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-07-24T19:36:36Z says:

      are you drunk elchris?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-25T01:59:38Z says:

      No, just a fucking moron.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-07-25T02:08:05Z says:

      dicknixon you have tried desperately to fit in from the sekond you got here, pathetic kid. just keep suckin em balls

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-07-25T02:29:43Z says:

      elchris is like the new durden both gay poor colored. leave dicknix alone. if we took a vote i bet people would like roygavee more than you. you twelve year old dick pilot.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-25T02:30:20Z says:

      elchris you are one of the coolest guys here. That crack about the "town shower" a while back made me shoot beer out of my nose.
      Just a tip though, Barney Gumble standing next to your name doesn't help your cause. I contemplated Ralph Wiggum, but decided against it to deter attackers.

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2007-07-25T06:38:50Z says:

      So the 2 richest women in the world are precisely a nigger(ess) and a children's book writer. Wow.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-07-25T11:41:32Z says:

      So what if J K Rowling is a billionaire ...... i'd like to stick my wand in her wizards sleeve :0)

    • Derk
      Derk 2007-07-25T17:57:53Z says:

      Big deal..she wrote some childrens books and is one of the few authors ever to actually make a crazy amount of money doing so...being an author blows, it's hard. Get your dick outa your ass and just accept the fact that there are people out there who do something with their lives and if you don't like that fact or the books she writes..well then haggle on the nerds who go totaly fucking ape shit over it or just stick your dick FURTHER up your ass

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2007-07-24T07:06:54Z says:

    so fucking cruel... I wish those guys came to my Barnes and Nobles midnight launch. that was pretty hilarious though.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2007-07-24T07:07:40Z says:

    that douche couldnt even read straight btw.

  • dik
    dik 2007-07-24T09:01:58Z says:

    i actually downloaded the book just to see if it was real...it was

    • JimPanse
      JimPanse 2007-07-24T14:28:34Z says:

      ? The book or the predictions ?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:39:51Z says:

      predictions? well i heard u could download the book...then i read a bunch of spoilers on u tube then i wanted to see if it was all true..so i downloaded the book to see if it checked out ...it did

    • JimPanse
      JimPanse 2007-07-24T17:18:38Z says:

      Ok. The question was about the downloading. I thought you really intended to read the whole Harry Potter novel. You know, I just worried about your sanity...

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-07-24T12:34:33Z says:

    all this is a little strange to me... people in this country dont read books

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T15:40:49Z says:

      you're an idiot...just a fuckin idiot

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-07-24T17:49:37Z says:

      says the moron that downloaded the book just to confirm some teenagers prank? shut up son

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-07-24T19:52:29Z says:

      hahahaha

  • tr_willk
    tr_willk 2007-07-24T19:02:13Z says:

    Just like with book 6, I went right to walmart and spent 5 minutes in line to buy book 7...

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2007-07-24T19:44:56Z says:

    oh my god.
    that's such an assholey(assholish?) thing to do.
    if i could only be such a dick.
    i'd be walkin down the street stomping on squirrels, kicking puppies, and beating old ladies.
    then for summer, i'd go to ethiopia and tranquilize 4 or 5 lions and tie it to a tree from which i had hung steaks and goodies and general yummy, then i'd gather up all the starving children in the village and sit back with some popcorn and see who among them would be brave enough to face the lion tree!!

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2007-07-24T19:55:50Z says:

      give me whatever you are smoking

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-07-24T23:51:49Z says:

      that would be rolled up south park one a day calendar pages

  • DiMono
    DiMono 2007-07-24T23:32:31Z says:

    Fun fact: after the midnight launch, the Indigo chain of book stores sold three copies EVERY SECOND for quite some time.

    Also, this is fucking funny.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2007-07-25T00:09:30Z says:

    These "novels" should contain a cutout portion between, say, pages thirty and one hundred ohh.. about the size of a gelcap. The void would be lined with a thin watertight airtight seal and filled with some type of highly toxic nerve gas. This seal would hold up during shipping and handling thus protecting delivery drivers and retail store workers, also the seal would protect readers who, recognizing utter garbage, stopped reading before page thirty. Upon turning page thirty the seal would be broken releasing the gas and therefore killing the reader and anyone else within a five foot radius. Perhaps a system like this could also be rigged into television sets and activated upon ordering Pay-Per-View wrestling.. Nascar... etc., thereby filtering the gene pool one easily amused asshole at a time.

  • benos
    benos 2007-07-26T01:31:01Z says:

    SNAPE DIES.....HIS HAIR.

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2007-07-28T05:52:32Z says:

      Shut the fuck up. Nigger.

    • benos
      benos 2007-08-02T05:48:30Z says:

      Pools closed.

    • benos
      benos 2007-08-02T05:49:10Z says:

      pools closed.

yak
posted July 24, 2007
by yak

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