You know, I was at the bookstore the night that was released. I have never seen more power-dorks in one place. Not even a major anime convention can come close. I fear for the future.
Hey, I bought two copies to sell on Ebay. Made a little profit off of it. Other than that, one of my friends reads the books, so we got to hang out and makes fun of dorks while waiting.
Her, actually. My friend is female. And although my friend is a bit of a dork, she is nowhere near as dorky as 99.999962% of the people at the bookstore.
And yes, when I was a kid I had a pet rat. That was 12 years ago when it died.
wow it lived for a while then...but hell there ARE people out there who simply read the books and think that they're entertaining and who AREN'T fucking tards. But if you camp out at the bookstore cuz you're too greedy to wait for next week to get the book..you're fucked anyway
I mean woo hoo bragging rights that you were one of the first people to get a book...suck a cock! You just wasted HOW many hours in line when you coulda been at home and at the VERY least beating off
why are these childrens books so popular? it sickens me to think that the whore that wrote these horribly unimaginative stories is the second female self-made billionaire in history along with oprah.
no.......Sweaty men have SOME hygeine.....50% of muchosucko......doesn't hence the hits on the pimple popping vids - it's a how to fix for most of them.
dik you are the fuckin idiot, dont kome bitching on other people kause your a lownsome old womanless faggot. hotshot is right here, its fukin crazy these women are billionairs
elchris is like the new durden both gay poor colored. leave dicknix alone. if we took a vote i bet people would like roygavee more than you. you twelve year old dick pilot.
elchris you are one of the coolest guys here. That crack about the "town shower" a while back made me shoot beer out of my nose.
Just a tip though, Barney Gumble standing next to your name doesn't help your cause. I contemplated Ralph Wiggum, but decided against it to deter attackers.
Big deal..she wrote some childrens books and is one of the few authors ever to actually make a crazy amount of money doing so...being an author blows, it's hard. Get your dick outa your ass and just accept the fact that there are people out there who do something with their lives and if you don't like that fact or the books she writes..well then haggle on the nerds who go totaly fucking ape shit over it or just stick your dick FURTHER up your ass
predictions? well i heard u could download the book...then i read a bunch of spoilers on u tube then i wanted to see if it was all true..so i downloaded the book to see if it checked out ...it did
Ok. The question was about the downloading. I thought you really intended to read the whole Harry Potter novel. You know, I just worried about your sanity...
oh my god.
that's such an assholey(assholish?) thing to do.
if i could only be such a dick.
i'd be walkin down the street stomping on squirrels, kicking puppies, and beating old ladies.
then for summer, i'd go to ethiopia and tranquilize 4 or 5 lions and tie it to a tree from which i had hung steaks and goodies and general yummy, then i'd gather up all the starving children in the village and sit back with some popcorn and see who among them would be brave enough to face the lion tree!!
These "novels" should contain a cutout portion between, say, pages thirty and one hundred ohh.. about the size of a gelcap. The void would be lined with a thin watertight airtight seal and filled with some type of highly toxic nerve gas. This seal would hold up during shipping and handling thus protecting delivery drivers and retail store workers, also the seal would protect readers who, recognizing utter garbage, stopped reading before page thirty. Upon turning page thirty the seal would be broken releasing the gas and therefore killing the reader and anyone else within a five foot radius. Perhaps a system like this could also be rigged into television sets and activated upon ordering Pay-Per-View wrestling.. Nascar... etc., thereby filtering the gene pool one easily amused asshole at a time.
Comments to For You Harry Potter Fans
lol. My wife took earplugs with her when she went to get the book.
your wife is a retarded bitch
your wife is a stupid whore
Tell your wife about Amazon.com.
OMG the 7th book is out already!
Now this is fucking funny
Oh yes so did my wife! wait..... im not a littel bitch i dont have a wife MUAHAHAH
Harry Potter is the child of the Devil. This promotion of witchcraft is disgusting. You can see for yourself that the Harry Potter fans are possessed.
sometimes i call my penis harry potter....sometimes jesus
i wonder if that is true i dont pay attention to the books and that vid was funny as fuck
How long will it take for JesusLovesYou to get banned? I only ask because there is no room for that kind of talk on mucho.
I was about to go do just this, but I knew that most of those harry potter fans are whacked in the head. Also I didn't want to exert the effort.
In other words you got lazy
Wouldn't have it any other way. But pissing off pale kids would have been worth it.
Anyone who reads these harry potter books are idiots
yea and closeted devil worshipers
anyone who can read is an idiot
I really hope you know what you just said....
You know, I was at the bookstore the night that was released. I have never seen more power-dorks in one place. Not even a major anime convention can come close. I fear for the future.
I think the franchise is good and done. The spoiler about them having children is not a good sign though...
Shit, I didn't even think about that. Damnit...
well, I guess we must form: Team Sucko, once again, to rid the moment of less than apt humans....
So... why were you at the bookstore that night?
gotsta go with monsieur wanko on this one smerf? u were there why?
at a bookstore...with a bunch of preteens....after midnight???
did you pull yer wand out there smerfy potter?
Hey, I bought two copies to sell on Ebay. Made a little profit off of it. Other than that, one of my friends reads the books, so we got to hang out and makes fun of dorks while waiting.
Wouldn't that make him a dork?
And you a dork-lover?
We don' lik yer kind aroun' hurrrrrrr.
Looks like we got ourselves a dork-lover!
Only one thing worse than a dork, and that's a dork lover.
you don't happen to have a pet rat do you sniv er smerf?
I had a hamster, than I taped a knife to his back and had him run around a retirement home.
Her, actually. My friend is female. And although my friend is a bit of a dork, she is nowhere near as dorky as 99.999962% of the people at the bookstore.
And yes, when I was a kid I had a pet rat. That was 12 years ago when it died.
wow it lived for a while then...but hell there ARE people out there who simply read the books and think that they're entertaining and who AREN'T fucking tards. But if you camp out at the bookstore cuz you're too greedy to wait for next week to get the book..you're fucked anyway
I mean woo hoo bragging rights that you were one of the first people to get a book...suck a cock! You just wasted HOW many hours in line when you coulda been at home and at the VERY least beating off
You could beat off while waiting in line, too.
THERE's the response I've been waiting for! That's TRUE..but look at where you'd be
why are these childrens books so popular? it sickens me to think that the whore that wrote these horribly unimaginative stories is the second female self-made billionaire in history along with oprah.
That's just it though CHILDREN don't read them. Sweaty men that like children read them.
So, about 1/2 of muchosucko then?
no.......Sweaty men have SOME hygeine.....50% of muchosucko......doesn't hence the hits on the pimple popping vids - it's a how to fix for most of them.
correction 50% +
hotshot you're an idiot
dik you are the fuckin idiot, dont kome bitching on other people kause your a lownsome old womanless faggot. hotshot is right here, its fukin crazy these women are billionairs
are you drunk elchris?
No, just a fucking moron.
dicknixon you have tried desperately to fit in from the sekond you got here, pathetic kid. just keep suckin em balls
elchris is like the new durden both gay poor colored. leave dicknix alone. if we took a vote i bet people would like roygavee more than you. you twelve year old dick pilot.
elchris you are one of the coolest guys here. That crack about the "town shower" a while back made me shoot beer out of my nose.
Just a tip though, Barney Gumble standing next to your name doesn't help your cause. I contemplated Ralph Wiggum, but decided against it to deter attackers.
So the 2 richest women in the world are precisely a nigger(ess) and a children's book writer. Wow.
So what if J K Rowling is a billionaire ...... i'd like to stick my wand in her wizards sleeve :0)
Big deal..she wrote some childrens books and is one of the few authors ever to actually make a crazy amount of money doing so...being an author blows, it's hard. Get your dick outa your ass and just accept the fact that there are people out there who do something with their lives and if you don't like that fact or the books she writes..well then haggle on the nerds who go totaly fucking ape shit over it or just stick your dick FURTHER up your ass
so fucking cruel... I wish those guys came to my Barnes and Nobles midnight launch. that was pretty hilarious though.
that douche couldnt even read straight btw.
i actually downloaded the book just to see if it was real...it was
? The book or the predictions ?
predictions? well i heard u could download the book...then i read a bunch of spoilers on u tube then i wanted to see if it was all true..so i downloaded the book to see if it checked out ...it did
Ok. The question was about the downloading. I thought you really intended to read the whole Harry Potter novel. You know, I just worried about your sanity...
all this is a little strange to me... people in this country dont read books
you're an idiot...just a fuckin idiot
says the moron that downloaded the book just to confirm some teenagers prank? shut up son
hahahaha
Just like with book 6, I went right to walmart and spent 5 minutes in line to buy book 7...
oh my god.
that's such an assholey(assholish?) thing to do.
if i could only be such a dick.
i'd be walkin down the street stomping on squirrels, kicking puppies, and beating old ladies.
then for summer, i'd go to ethiopia and tranquilize 4 or 5 lions and tie it to a tree from which i had hung steaks and goodies and general yummy, then i'd gather up all the starving children in the village and sit back with some popcorn and see who among them would be brave enough to face the lion tree!!
give me whatever you are smoking
that would be rolled up south park one a day calendar pages
Fun fact: after the midnight launch, the Indigo chain of book stores sold three copies EVERY SECOND for quite some time.
Also, this is fucking funny.
These "novels" should contain a cutout portion between, say, pages thirty and one hundred ohh.. about the size of a gelcap. The void would be lined with a thin watertight airtight seal and filled with some type of highly toxic nerve gas. This seal would hold up during shipping and handling thus protecting delivery drivers and retail store workers, also the seal would protect readers who, recognizing utter garbage, stopped reading before page thirty. Upon turning page thirty the seal would be broken releasing the gas and therefore killing the reader and anyone else within a five foot radius. Perhaps a system like this could also be rigged into television sets and activated upon ordering Pay-Per-View wrestling.. Nascar... etc., thereby filtering the gene pool one easily amused asshole at a time.
i hope one gets you......
gets you what?
SNAPE DIES.....HIS HAIR.
Shut the fuck up. Nigger.
Pools closed.
pools closed.