Name: New Scope Ford F-650 XUV
Type of Apocalyp: Zombies
Why: The New Scope Truck Ford F-650 Super Duty is very, very ridiculous. Between the zombie-smashing diamond plate front bumper, te six swingin' doors, and the giant diesel tanks running down the side, it's got apocalypse machine written all over it. Though it isn't bulletproof like the the Navistar MaxxPro it will get better fuel economy, guaranteed, so this monster is pretty great for that segment of the end-times buyer who needs a lot of size for his crew of marauding badasses but doesn't want to hijack fuel trains every other day, maybe just once a week.
hahah Kojach if any shit actually went down the cops would be like "come to our detenti... er, fun center with everyone else and we'll assrap.. er, feed you." and you'd be like "well you guys have badges so I guess I should trust you." and then you'd suck them off.
yeah, the mass populace of people just waiting for a zonbie invasion are still not seeing the optional front and read mounted m2's. besides it probably has only like 2 cub holders.
Comments to Ford F-650 > Hummer H3
I saw this at the Autoshow a year or two ago. My Excursion is still nicer.
jamie says ford excursions are only for men with small penises
I've got a small penis right here for you.
ps: jamie is a man.
Get out of my room, jamie, I don't hear you unless you knock.
Whoaaaa..! Mr. Hand??
Hey, I know that dude!
Claude that was funny shit
thats a terrible zombie plan
i plan on holding up in some nice woods with lots of deer and shit to eat, and living in...lets just say something i designed
A big cardboard box with windows cut out and a "no girls allowed" sign in crayon?
no one with a sign that says no zombies allowed
I recently installed a cootie launcher in my tree fort. Turns out zombies hate cooties too.
"deer and shit to eat"....
hahah Kojach if any shit actually went down the cops would be like "come to our detenti... er, fun center with everyone else and we'll assrap.. er, feed you." and you'd be like "well you guys have badges so I guess I should trust you." and then you'd suck them off.
There will be zombies in the woods too. Zombies are not strictly urban.
Wait a minute... When did Plantshit hack Kojach's account?
Fuck yeah...go Detroit! No wonder we're in the shitter
i agree sporty....looks like that thing gets about *7 FEET per gallon*
I can't read all that shit in the description, did ryogay steal one?
We could all drive these if the fucking numbnuts in Washington would let us drill for oil instead of helping the fucking elk and Chinese.
It ain't easy bein' green.
And we don't all need to drive one of these.
yeah, the mass populace of people just waiting for a zonbie invasion are still not seeing the optional front and read mounted m2's. besides it probably has only like 2 cub holders.
I'll need at least two of these.
Zombies do not "invade".
so they maraud? or encroach?
Didn't we have this discussion before? They "apoc"
oh right. my bad.
America!~ FUCK YEAH!
TINY dick.
Yeah of course it's better than the H3. My fucking lawn tractor is better than the H3.
What's all the fuss? has nobody seen a security truck before?
somebody fucking kill it!