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Ford F-650 > Hummer H3

Name: New Scope Ford F-650 XUV Type of Apocalyp: Zombies Why: The New Scope Truck Ford F-650 Super Duty is very, very ridiculous. Between the zombie-smashing diamond plate front bumper, te six swingin' doors, and the giant diesel tanks running down the side, it's got apocalypse machine written all over it. Though it isn't bulletproof like the the Navistar MaxxPro it will get better fuel economy, guaranteed, so this monster is pretty great for that segment of the end-times buyer who needs a lot of size for his crew of marauding badasses but doesn't want to hijack fuel trains every other day, maybe just once a week.

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Comments to Ford F-650 > Hummer H3

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-06-08T04:08:11Z says:

    I saw this at the Autoshow a year or two ago. My Excursion is still nicer.

    • dik
      dik 2009-06-08T04:32:32Z says:

      jamie says ford excursions are only for men with small penises

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-08T04:36:17Z says:

      I've got a small penis right here for you.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-08T04:36:39Z says:

      ps: jamie is a man.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-06-08T04:36:44Z says:

      Get out of my room, jamie, I don't hear you unless you knock.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-08T05:25:08Z says:

      Whoaaaa..! Mr. Hand??

    • brownwings
      brownwings 2009-06-08T09:13:42Z says:

      Hey, I know that dude!

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-06-08T18:29:48Z says:

      Claude that was funny shit

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-06-08T04:11:25Z says:

    thats a terrible zombie plan

    i plan on holding up in some nice woods with lots of deer and shit to eat, and living in...lets just say something i designed

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-06-08T04:30:08Z says:

      A big cardboard box with windows cut out and a "no girls allowed" sign in crayon?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-06-08T04:38:24Z says:

      no one with a sign that says no zombies allowed

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-08T05:14:12Z says:

      I recently installed a cootie launcher in my tree fort. Turns out zombies hate cooties too.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-06-08T05:19:49Z says:

      "deer and shit to eat"....

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-08T13:40:10Z says:

      hahah Kojach if any shit actually went down the cops would be like "come to our detenti... er, fun center with everyone else and we'll assrap.. er, feed you." and you'd be like "well you guys have badges so I guess I should trust you." and then you'd suck them off.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-08T19:27:12Z says:

      There will be zombies in the woods too. Zombies are not strictly urban.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-06-08T20:35:33Z says:

      Wait a minute... When did Plantshit hack Kojach's account?

  • Sporty
    Sporty 2009-06-08T04:22:28Z says:

    Fuck yeah...go Detroit! No wonder we're in the shitter

    • moe3777
      moe3777 2009-06-08T04:25:17Z says:

      i agree sporty....looks like that thing gets about *7 FEET per gallon*

  • dirtyrottensteve
    dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-08T04:30:46Z says:

    I can't read all that shit in the description, did ryogay steal one?

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-06-08T04:31:06Z says:

    We could all drive these if the fucking numbnuts in Washington would let us drill for oil instead of helping the fucking elk and Chinese.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-08T04:37:50Z says:

      It ain't easy bein' green.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-06-08T04:45:53Z says:

      And we don't all need to drive one of these.

    • gilroy
      gilroy 2009-06-08T07:20:46Z says:

      yeah, the mass populace of people just waiting for a zonbie invasion are still not seeing the optional front and read mounted m2's. besides it probably has only like 2 cub holders.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-08T13:40:56Z says:

      I'll need at least two of these.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-08T19:26:26Z says:

      Zombies do not "invade".

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-06-08T19:50:44Z says:

      so they maraud? or encroach?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-06-08T20:36:51Z says:

      Didn't we have this discussion before? They "apoc"

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-06-08T20:42:32Z says:

      oh right. my bad.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2009-06-08T04:31:39Z says:

    America!~ FUCK YEAH!

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2009-06-08T04:56:25Z says:

    TINY dick.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-06-08T13:43:38Z says:

    Yeah of course it's better than the H3. My fucking lawn tractor is better than the H3.

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2009-06-08T22:49:11Z says:

    What's all the fuss? has nobody seen a security truck before?

  • Ssavage
    Ssavage 2009-06-11T03:54:38Z says:

    somebody fucking kill it!

RyogaVee
posted June 08, 2009

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