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  JamesTKirk 2009-02-02T05:05:52Z says:

  What if she has to fart, or shit?

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    ClaudeBallz 2009-02-02T05:26:34Z says:

    Yes, please.
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    flylice 2009-02-02T07:05:00Z says:

    i suppose it would make a mucho eruption.
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    crackface 2009-02-02T07:47:00Z says:

    if she had to shit itd only add flavour
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    antispeziesist 2009-02-02T09:34:19Z says:

    girls dont fart. nor do they shit. only japanese girls do that. but they wouldnt be japanese if they didnt.
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    smerf 2009-02-03T03:50:51Z says:

    And German chicks, antispez
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  MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:25:08Z says:

  mmmmmm.. cake pussy
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  drumrave 2009-02-02T05:44:59Z says:

  I'd hate to pick up some of that food with hair on it, yuk!

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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T05:48:17Z says:

    You'd eat it.
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    drumrave 2009-02-02T05:50:45Z says:

    you'd wish
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:06:51Z says:

    What, I'm not your fucking enabler.
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    mikebeez 2009-02-02T06:26:05Z says:

    may i piss master?
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:39:50Z says:

    Back when I was doing my A levels I went into a classroom full of year 12s (the year below me) to print off some work & sat down at the teachers desk to make a few notes. Some asian lad asked me if he could go to the toilet & I told him to sit down & wait to the lesson ended in 30 minutes. I was wearing jeans & a t-shirt, his stupidity earned him that response.
    
    So no, you can't.
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    mikebeez 2009-02-02T06:49:04Z says:

    ok thats cool. im not really into this... whats the "out" word?
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:53:21Z says:

    Apparently, high school mentality extends into university in England.
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:56:11Z says:

    Or was that a high school reference?
    
    I like how you mentioned it was an Asian lad.
    Anyways, it's gay.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T15:58:40Z says:

    School, you dumbass.
    
    "Back when I was doing my A levels"
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    Indica 2009-02-03T03:26:36Z says:

    Oranje boom you're a bitch; Your story's bullshit. You were to busy with his dick in your mouth to tell him no
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    smerf 2009-02-03T03:52:46Z says:

    Quiet, chode-gobbler. The fact that no Asian man in existence will do a thing you say does not invalidate his story.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T04:09:54Z says:

    Yeah, that story is true. Some kid thought I was a teacher, no biggy.
    
    Chill the fuck out whateveryournameis, you dumb sack of shit.
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    possum 2009-02-03T04:14:44Z says:

    this one time, in rehab, these guys thought i was a counselor
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    HankChinaski 2009-02-03T08:53:43Z says:

    Oranjeboom says:
    School, you dumbass.
    
    Yeah, no shit. You are the dumbass, apparently. I was questioning whether it was high school or uni. Both are schools aren't they, genius?
    
    No idea what A levels are.
    
    Anyways, it's pretty juvenile junior/senior bullshit. Reminds me of jr. high or maybe bootcamp. And you thought you were so cool being a dick to that guy. What a fucking tosser.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T14:49:30Z says:

    No they aren't the same thing.
    
    Once again, dumbass, it was at 'school'. If it was at university, I would have said.
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  Filsdadam 2009-02-02T05:45:34Z says:

  There's ovaries in my piece :(
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  Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T05:47:22Z says:

  6 11 25 38 42 18
  
  wtf?

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    drumrave 2009-02-02T05:51:38Z says:

    its the lotto numbers, duh!
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    dik 2009-02-02T05:52:59Z says:

    10 foot jesus!!!!!! i won
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:08:00Z says:

    I thought it was a puzzle & tried to work it out.
    
    Fail
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    dik 2009-02-02T06:17:44Z says:

    i thought it was a mistake and ignored it
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    dik 2009-02-02T06:18:09Z says:

    i'm less of a go-getter than you i suppose
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    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-02T06:23:01Z says:

    The real ones go like this..
    
    4 8 15 16 23 42.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:33:55Z says:

    Bastard!
    
    In my defence, I'm working through this: http://www.allyoulike.com/?p=11757
    
    So seeing those numbers & assuming it was a puzzle was instinctive. At least I owned up to my mistake, huh.
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    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-02T06:44:47Z says:

    There's a site dharmawantsyou.com that my friend found the other day, supposed to be an iq test for initiatives, but you just get a blue screen, we tried all sorts of shit to access the test thinking the blue screen was the first... it turned out to be some promo thing that was shut down last year...
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    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:51:15Z says:

    You don't watch Lost, do you.
    
    You should, it's good.
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    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-02T07:00:20Z says:

    So, is the rifle-wielding cunt that took Faraday to the H-bomb his mother?.. and also the old white haired lady that Ben talks to sometimes??
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    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-02T07:01:23Z says:

    Fuck no I don't watch Lost.. tv is for queers!
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    flylice 2009-02-02T07:06:28Z says:

    last number isn't sequential cus it's the powerball
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    markiemark 2009-02-02T09:05:11Z says:

    I thought that was from Lost. That crazy fat man and his mayo snacks.
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  MetalFace 2009-02-02T06:32:16Z says:

  wait, this is a clip from iron chef bukkake, isn't it?
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  -Morph- 2009-02-02T06:40:07Z says:

  theres a penis hiding in that vulcano

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    jerkaholik 2009-02-02T17:19:10Z says:

    hahaha! now i get it! its really no frosting!
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    ZALO15 2009-02-07T09:01:32Z says:

    there she blows!