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Freeway Suicide

Daniel V Jones' suicide in L.A. His logic: Why burn to death or jump off an overpass when shotguns are quicker?

Freeway Suicide

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suicide,  death,  stupid human tricks

Comments to Freeway Suicide

  • dirtyrottensteve
    dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-08T04:03:10Z says:

    fuck pants

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-08T04:06:28Z says:

      they cover up your butt?

    • 6stringthrasher
      6stringthrasher 2009-06-08T04:11:55Z says:

      why don't people stick the barrel in thier ass and blow the shit out of thier brains that way. now that would be mucho worthy.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-06-08T05:17:21Z says:

      I think you're on to something there.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T05:30:04Z says:

      I wouldn't doubt people have tried, but they can't reach the trigger.

    • AlphaGorilla
      AlphaGorilla 2009-06-08T06:31:52Z says:

      use your toe to pull the trigger.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T07:19:26Z says:

      Why don't ya give that a try and tell us how it works when you're paralyzed from the waist down because you shot your fucking spine you half-wit.

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-06-08T08:20:44Z says:

      call whine one one, luces needs a wha-ambulance

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-08T10:59:42Z says:

      yeah no

    • mute365
      mute365 2009-06-11T19:32:21Z says:

      looks like he shat right after he hits the gound

  • rock_strongo
    rock_strongo 2009-06-08T04:06:03Z says:

    Wasn't this televised in CA not lot long after school let out and was witnessed by a bunch of kids?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-06-08T04:17:16Z says:

      Yeah, they interupted kids shows for this. That's why they rarely show chases anymore. I saw this live about 10 years ago.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2009-06-08T04:26:47Z says:

      yeah i was in 7th grade or so when i saw this on live tv. just wanted to come home and watch cartoons and this dude wastes him self. what it doesnt show is that he had his dog in cab with him when he set it on fire so that dog was burned alive. also, the reason he killed himself was because he had aids and cancer and he was mad at HMOs.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-08T04:29:34Z says:

      health maintenance organizations?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-06-08T05:29:17Z says:

      Aids and cancer? And on fire too? daaaaaammmmmnn!

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T05:37:57Z says:

      That guy accomplished more in three minutes of live television than most people accomplish in their entire lives.

      I doubt he had any impact on the U.S. medical insurance practices or really inspired anyone to work herder for a cure for AIDS or cancer. But in under five minutes, he left permanent scars on the psyches of hundreds of innocent school children. A hero to all! *sniff*

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T05:39:58Z says:

      He even did it with his pants off. This is my kinda guy!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-06-08T06:22:10Z says:

      i hope i die such an honorable death

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-06-08T08:27:57Z says:

      the local news fuckers changed their whole approach after this genius.A cure for AIDS?Dont waste another fuckin penny..dont be a needle user,dont be keistering your dong or someone else's and dont be african-CURED

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-06-08T12:44:04Z says:

      you still watched cartoons in seventh grade?

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T20:26:14Z says:

      I still watch cartoons now.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-06-09T00:33:49Z says:

      So, the dog lived right?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-06-09T00:35:49Z says:

      Nah. The dog lived wrong since that day. Took to the streets and got involved with the wrong crowd. Bit a few legs here and there. Eventually died from a ketamine overdose.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-09T00:41:37Z says:

      Cruel sucked its dick.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-09T00:41:54Z says:

      Pwn3d!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-06-09T00:46:11Z says:

      Whilst rish masturbated in the background like a filthy AIDS-ravaged gibbon.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-06-09T12:14:33Z says:

      Whammy!

  • Camycazi
    Camycazi 2009-06-08T04:20:08Z says:

    He failed at life .. and death.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2009-06-08T04:32:31Z says:

      and he loved to smoke camel cigarets too.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-06-08T04:56:21Z says:

      A true member of the Hard Pack.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-08T05:31:59Z says:

      Through a series of experiments he eliminated two options, and successfully employed the third.

      Dude's a fucking scientist I say.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-06-08T05:43:24Z says:

      If it had been me, I would jumped. But I'd grab that shotgun and fire it off like Yosemite Sam in hopes of taking someone with me.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-06-08T08:24:45Z says:

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE THAT VARMINT

  • YourTerrorist
    YourTerrorist 2009-06-08T04:29:45Z says:

    "Maybe if I burn to death...whoa! Way to fuckin' hot~! How about I jump~! That looks pretty high up though. AHA~! I got it. BLAM!!!!"

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-08T11:05:37Z says:

      Theres the rarely used, doused in gas, jump from bridge then shoot my head off trifecta.

      Now thats the way to go.

  • theniggayoulovet0hate
    theniggayoulovet0hate 2009-06-08T04:42:46Z says:

    Well, that sucks for him, his family, etc.

    • DetectiveRonnn
      DetectiveRonnn 2009-06-08T05:48:28Z says:

      i think its great for him, im pretty sure thats what he wanted.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2009-06-09T02:11:44Z says:

      im sure his family was happy he left

  • UncleJ4
    UncleJ4 2009-06-08T04:59:17Z says:

    I saw this on "faces of death" years ago. dude tried to burn himself to death, chickened out. Tried to jump, chickened out, then shot himself...had AIDS or something like that...

    If I remember right, I think his dog was in the truck too.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-06-08T05:05:22Z says:

      not the doooog...

  • Mako
    Mako 2009-06-08T05:19:09Z says:

    lol @ 1:09-"OW! OW! OW! HOT! SHIT!"

  • GrandpaJones
    GrandpaJones 2009-06-08T05:28:46Z says:

    nice road of blood right there

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-06-09T00:34:29Z says:

      Easily aroused?

  • thrax
    thrax 2009-06-08T05:56:43Z says:

    There should be another angel of this if I remember right, a video from another helicopter.

    • thrax
      thrax 2009-06-08T06:08:45Z says:

      Yeah, Im right, if you watch Bowling for Columbine there is a really quick clip from another angle of that dude shooting himself

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-08T06:10:09Z says:

      *halo cam

  • FirstReflect
    FirstReflect 2009-06-08T06:00:04Z says:

    I think it would've been far more fun to show the aftermath and try to guess what the fuck happened here before showing the full sequence!
    Let's see...truck on fire (inside the cabin)...pants and shoes strewn about the highway...dead fucker mid-way between truck and pants with head blown off and shotgun not far away...GO!

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-06-08T18:15:09Z says:

      you may be onto something

  • McWoozy
    McWoozy 2009-06-08T09:00:05Z says:

    well that went swimmingly

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-06-08T09:37:34Z says:

    what a fucking loser

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-06-09T00:15:48Z says:

      nah, he tried till he got it right... he must have been listening in school!!!

  • TWIG
    TWIG 2009-06-08T10:41:25Z says:

    Cobained 8 point he should of went with burn to death for the triple word score .

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-06-08T13:42:45Z says:

    His hair was on fire. He was probably just trying to put it out.

  • dik
    dik 2009-06-08T15:47:19Z says:

    what did the sign say?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-08T15:49:41Z says:

      "disregard this i suck cocks"

    • TWIG
      TWIG 2009-06-08T20:06:48Z says:

      good one

    • Catfucker
      Catfucker 2009-06-09T00:51:47Z says:

      It says something about HMOs and why insurance companies suck because they wouldn't pay for his meds or something.

  • TJP
    TJP 2009-06-08T18:19:12Z says:

    +1 for Team Freeway Suicide

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-06-08T19:51:43Z says:

    I don't get it, why kill yourself when you have AIDS, you could kill so many other people first.

  • ace_34472
    ace_34472 2009-06-09T02:06:59Z says:

    no dont do it......i'm going to be late for work.

  • AnalxCunt
    AnalxCunt 2009-06-09T12:58:34Z says:

    fucking awesome.

    post more.

  • XxShadowFalconxX
    XxShadowFalconxX 2009-06-09T15:34:41Z says:

    cn this when i was 10! lame

buster-guts
posted June 08, 2009

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