Fries Loves the Ladies

Comments to Fries Loves the Ladies

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  Agent-G 2008-09-26T04:31:30Z says:

  Its like his own personal beanbag chair....that he can fuck..? Um I dont know if that is consitered sex. More like beastiality

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    GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-26T16:44:31Z says:

    Considering beastiality isn't a word, and bestiality involves animals not bean bag chairs...I'd say you fucked up big time.
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    Nhonjinchitsuegadaisukidesu 2008-09-30T07:03:09Z says:

    I'd take several snakes and let them slither around inside her
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  FLFisher 2008-09-26T04:36:18Z says:

  Way to go! Every pot has a handle, I guess.

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    espada9 2008-09-26T06:11:42Z says:

    Pot? That’s a flesh-toned caldron from Hades!
    I need to go scrub my eyes.
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    loslobos 2008-09-26T13:40:16Z says:

    I can't comprehend why one would let themselves go like this? Overwieght, ok, but obese? Unbelieveable.
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  wtfsmalld1ck 2008-09-26T04:37:33Z says:

  ...............................why..?

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    FrequentFapper 2008-09-26T04:47:53Z says:

    ..not?
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    cdbsr00 2008-09-26T12:07:54Z says:

    ? keep this shit to yourself cumdump. i mean really, i think you actually offended a few people.
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    ItchyHairpiece 2008-09-26T21:13:33Z says:

    That thing was fucking huge...
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    TokenFatChick 2008-09-27T02:52:38Z says:

    actually I say hurray for a fat chick getting her some. We all need some lovin
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    Nhonjinchitsuegadaisukidesu 2008-09-30T07:04:34Z says:

    where is a good baseball bat when you need one??
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  toolman961 2008-09-26T04:42:47Z says:

  She looks like Bob The Builder.

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    CrackaLacka 2008-09-26T05:11:00Z says:

    oh I get it, your username is the toolman so every comment you make is tool related right?
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    jimijames 2008-09-26T10:45:40Z says:

    ^? How's the missus toolman?
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    toolman961 2008-09-26T13:20:40Z says:

    Doing very good. They already want to start theropy.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-26T17:44:50Z says:

    stfu crackalacka....you idiot...

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    good news toolman
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  CrackaLacka 2008-09-26T05:10:04Z says:

  imagine if that thing got pregnant.

  holy shit.

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    AkaiTsuki 2008-09-26T05:31:50Z says:

    how would she know until it just fell out of her one day
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    LucesDarkness 2008-09-26T06:08:54Z says:

    Somehow I hoped you'd know the answer to that.I guess my expectations were just a little too high. It's called a period.
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    CrackaLacka 2008-09-26T06:43:21Z says:

    oh c'mon he was just trying to make a funny.
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    Johnnie 2008-09-26T07:43:01Z says:

    There is a chance 1:10 that you found the right flesh-crack to be "successful" ...
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  Romeo2000 2008-09-26T06:27:47Z says:

  so cumslave's making fun about fat people? weird...

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    drumrave 2008-09-26T06:30:42Z says:

    ...
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    Romeo2000 2008-09-26T07:10:31Z says:

    ???
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    jimijames 2008-09-26T10:46:43Z says:

    where's the horse gone romeo?
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    Romeo2000 2008-09-26T12:15:50Z says:

    it disappeared 2 days ago and i'm still looking for the jpg on my hard disk... but pikachu isn't that bad either...
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    jimijames 2008-09-26T12:53:22Z says:

    it's a biiiit gay
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    Romeo2000 2008-09-26T13:17:31Z says:

    no. it's just pokémon.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-26T17:46:08Z says:

    i hope yak or deja can find mine....i may never find it again if not....YAK!!!!
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    drumrave 2008-09-26T23:27:59Z says:

    I put a bounty out on mine
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  cdeez 2008-09-26T06:31:19Z says:

  it looks like he just found the wettest, or most sweaty fold and started banging.
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  ballchinian 2008-09-26T07:20:23Z says:

  i was just starting to get a good fap on before it quit
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  HankChinaski 2008-09-26T09:28:51Z says:

  Way to go, Fries. You finally scored.

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    cheekycov 2008-09-26T09:59:48Z says:

    Fries loves the gargantuans
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    fries-please 2008-09-26T11:25:54Z says:

    Meh , she's not so fat
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    loslobos 2008-09-26T13:37:29Z says:

    Compared to what? A fucking whale?!
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    cheekycov 2008-09-26T13:44:09Z says:

    Compared to what he's used to. They breed them big up in Yorkshire.
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    Typical 2008-09-26T21:50:43Z says:

    Fries...What's that shit smell like?
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    cheekycov 2008-09-26T23:38:21Z says:

    Failure and disappointment
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    fries-please 2008-09-27T08:44:25Z says:

    Passion and a hint of musk
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    HankChinaski 2008-09-27T13:47:58Z says:

    Low standards and chinky take-out.
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  asickwankerfromlondon 2008-09-26T10:30:11Z says:

  my turn, my turn!
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  PumpkinAss 2008-09-26T11:31:38Z says:

  Sex with her, would always feel like sex on a water bed?
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  cdbsr00 2008-09-26T12:06:05Z says:

  WTF!!!! of all the shit i've seen this is the first to actually make my stomach turn. two girls, one cup didn't even do that . . .

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    loslobos 2008-09-26T13:37:59Z says:

    You aint seen nothing yet...
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    cdbsr00 2008-09-26T18:13:47Z says:

    i hope not . . . as morbid as that sounds
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  urallretards 2008-09-26T15:15:14Z says:

  roll her sherbert an dlook for the fizzy bitz!
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  GimmieAFreshie 2008-09-26T16:46:09Z says:

  I'd possibly hit it just to say I did, especially if being paid. But putting my face into that crevASS of hell....fuck no. I'm pretty sure he wasn't concious in the beginning.
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  Claude2-0 2008-09-26T21:01:52Z says:

  -Oh, excuse me just a second? *HOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKKK...*splatter*
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  CaseyD 2008-09-26T23:27:23Z says:

  Thank God she wasn't on top or he'd be pissing around corners by now
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  TokenFatChick 2008-09-27T02:54:10Z says:

  I love how she has to hold her own fat back for him. Classy
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  joez77 2008-10-13T03:36:09Z says:

  wtf......... no Seriously wtf, my eyes they burn

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    yitmat 2008-10-13T23:24:58Z says:

    i figured seeing you mom getting fucked would..try some acid eyedrops