On my way to work yesterday I saw some bitch standing on the bridge she looked like she was about to jump, then I see cop cars fly by and hear on the radio about "police activity"... I wish I would have stopped, video taped it if she fell.
Traffic got backed up the other day because some asshole jumped off the Aurora bridge, it's pretty annoying when they don't just do it and make a spectacle.
I'm Rick James bitch.
Fuck yo couch nigga.
I shit trains, now what bitch?
I ride your mothers ass to school so I can fuck your sister.
Yada,yada,yada, pwned blah, blah
ok, deepthroat is when i force my cock down your mothers throat.
She tends to cry and wriggle a bit so a few hits on the back of the head with a claw hammer tend to calm her down.
Then just slide myself down her unconscious neck, until blowing my load into her tummy.
i remember i woke up all covered in blood and whiskey once. Even today today i don't know what happened and where the blood came from. Its just black and white.
is this supposed to be in some way unusual ? that fact that here on Mucho we revel and in some cases get a hard on from shit like this shouldnt really make this special.
Comments to fuck
that is a very thorough job
yes - if you're going to do it, DO it...dont take pills and wait for someone to care
I would have to agree, it takes determination to really get the knife in there. This guy was hardcore.
What makes you think this guy did this to himself?
On my way to work yesterday I saw some bitch standing on the bridge she looked like she was about to jump, then I see cop cars fly by and hear on the radio about "police activity"... I wish I would have stopped, video taped it if she fell.
Left handed , where is blede ? ,I say someone else did this ,...ok bring in crime invest....
*blade :(
Yeah greatest...you dropped the ball dude..did the cunt take the plunge?
Traffic got backed up the other day because some asshole jumped off the Aurora bridge, it's pretty annoying when they don't just do it and make a spectacle.
They should be thrown off just for annoyin the rest of us .
Eh hes fakin', GET UP YA PUSSY!
No no no he is just exhausted from eatin out his chick while she was on her rag.
bet it was the girl next door
When pills just won't get your point accross...
I ate a cheeseburger looking at this becaume I'm dead inside and that makes me cool.
FAKE!!
LOL ROFL!!
REAL!!
FAIL.....
Pussy...
I forgot..
PWNED!!
you also forgot BOOM headshot... noob...-15 internetz
Thats a good one, thank you.
Another..
Lame.., this lame everything is lame..
Wow you're a retard
I'm Rick James bitch.
Fuck yo couch nigga.
I shit trains, now what bitch?
I ride your mothers ass to school so I can fuck your sister.
Yada,yada,yada, pwned blah, blah
jsloan reminds me of when the droid goes crazy in the first alien movie
This fuckin fag just ripped my line from a post 12 minutes ago, you go fuck your couch you crusted anal bead.
My post was from 15 minutes ago.
See look.
I giggled so I'll let it slide you fluffer.
ROFL
You also forgot "first
That is an evil term and risks "teh bannage".
Shit, I was hoping you didn't know that
talk about deep throat..
ok, deepthroat is when i force my cock down your mothers throat.
She tends to cry and wriggle a bit so a few hits on the back of the head with a claw hammer tend to calm her down.
Then just slide myself down her unconscious neck, until blowing my load into her tummy.
zzzz....zzz....
Time to change the blade on that Bic.
Nothing a little piece of toilet paper won't blot up...
Oooh, that'll hurt in the morning!
Well on the bright side there will be a room up for rent soon.
I hate you like an alarm clock during a hangover.
why is that? so i made abit of a morbid joke, big whoop
You're trying to steal my kitten thunder. Back off bitch.
jesus is he ok?
what are you asking him for?
im fairly sure the Romans fucked Jesus up pretty bad. So, no i dont think he is ok.
But he did tell me to tell you,
"Fuck you very much for asking!"
jesus is just all right -
with me
..how's them apples, claaudey?
Dammit possum, now I have to go listen to the Doobie Brothers.
i remember i woke up all covered in blood and whiskey once. Even today today i don't know what happened and where the blood came from. Its just black and white.
It was the morning after you lost your anal virginity to a lumberjack and his axe handle.
it was not my blood
But, the torn rectum was yours, right?
go toss a salad hank
I'll take that to mean yes.
I'm guessing that means yes too.
His name was Lumber Jack and he travelled 500 miles to give him his seed.
Planty mispelled jism.
Reply FAIL.
At this time we will decline the penalty , but in the near future it will be enforced ....
What the... : /
is this supposed to be in some way unusual ? that fact that here on Mucho we revel and in some cases get a hard on from shit like this shouldnt really make this special.
*fap fap fap fap*