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Fuck, the French are stupid.

I guess they never heard of Galileo or Copernicus.

Fuck, the French are stupid.

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Comments to Fuck, the French are stupid.

  • dhays101
    dhays101 2007-01-20T06:24:10Z says:

    if i close my eyes, this becomes a really dramatic space agey cheese commercial.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-01-20T11:37:06Z says:

      chavroux ?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-01-20T06:38:59Z says:

    Ok, I don't know what the question was asking exactly, but since the moon has a gravity 1/6 of earth's (about 16%), Mars is about 42% gravity of Earth's and Venus is about 97% as strong as Earth. I know the sun's gravity is way stronger, but I forgot the exact numbers determined. I wasn't sure if the question was "Which gravity is (less/more?) of the Earth?" I don't know what "autour" is french for in english.

    • Char
      Char 2007-01-20T06:43:29Z says:

      wooo brain meats ftw

    • Hoodrunner
      Hoodrunner 2007-01-20T10:11:54Z says:

      white and nerdy²

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-01-20T12:58:35Z says:

      Well the plantes revolve around it so im sure its "way" stronger.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-01-20T17:07:50Z says:

      Wario behave! ...get back in line!

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-01-20T18:59:29Z says:

      Hey, I used to study Astronomy when I was a kid. I can't help it if I remember shit like this...

    • DickRimmington
      DickRimmington 2007-01-20T22:47:41Z says:

      its asking what revolves around the earth

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-01-20T06:56:46Z says:

    I think it's asking what revolves around the earth.
    It's obvious the crowd isn't trying to screw him too by randomly picking answers since C and D don't have any votes.

    • onefortyandwiry
      onefortyandwiry 2007-01-20T07:33:10Z says:

      your translation is correct.

    • yak
      yak 2007-01-21T03:32:41Z says:

      the crowd isn't trying to screw him? so they ACTUALLY think that the sun orbits the earth? :P
      lets hope not :(
      or did they not give them the memo about the earth not being the center of the universe :P

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2007-01-21T15:32:02Z says:

      no the earth isnt, but france is

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-01-20T07:00:12Z says:

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot to start the flame war.
    FRANCE IS THE WORLDS LARGEST EXPORTER OF GAYNESS.
    GOOOOOOO AMERICA!!!!!

    • Adolf_Hitler
      Adolf_Hitler 2007-01-20T10:42:02Z says:

      Das Französisch ist ein Bündel der Muschi fickt, Fickend Deutschland Regeln!!!!!!

    • Kartofel
      Kartofel 2007-01-20T13:29:08Z says:

      Yeah but you're the consumer

  • dele33
    dele33 2007-01-20T07:26:03Z says:

    The question is "Which revolves around the Earth?"

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-01-20T08:43:40Z says:

      and he chose the sun. that has got to be the dumbest man on earth...

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-01-20T13:01:38Z says:

      Seriously

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-01-20T14:17:37Z says:

      And so did 56% of the audience.

    • cwall
      cwall 2007-01-21T04:19:53Z says:

      hahaha, silly french. the same people that built the Maginot Line.

  • onefortyandwiry
    onefortyandwiry 2007-01-20T07:41:02Z says:

    almost as hard to understand as some black people's jibberish.

  • TheRuckus
    TheRuckus 2007-01-20T09:24:32Z says:

    geocentrism is just as much a french cultural staple and berets and mimes

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2007-01-20T09:36:56Z says:

    it really was on tv but im sure the whole show is fake.

  • ZeTo
    ZeTo 2007-01-20T11:35:11Z says:

    i have never been so ashamed to be french.
    Oh and this show isn't a fake, it's french version of "who wants to be a millionaire".

    • xxHOBBITxx
      xxHOBBITxx 2007-01-20T13:31:02Z says:

      Spoken like a true frenchman indeed,

  • no-life
    no-life 2007-01-20T12:12:21Z says:

    what revolves around the earth
    a)the moon
    b)the sun
    c)mars
    d)venus

    this fucktard use all hi joker and always talk about the sun, annoyed by this moroon, the public vote b) the sun to kick him out :p

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-01-20T13:18:33Z says:

    Technically all the answers are true, although La Lune is the obvious one.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-01-20T13:18:57Z says:

      And I want to give his wife a new hairstyle and then fuck her in the ass.

    • xxHOBBITxx
      xxHOBBITxx 2007-01-20T13:58:25Z says:

      Technically A and C are true.
      b and d are false and that is a fact.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-01-20T19:02:35Z says:

      So, when did Mars start orbiting the Earth? And you bet you think "Total Recall" really happened...

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-01-20T19:03:08Z says:

      I mean I bet, not you...

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-01-20T22:19:53Z says:

      He's technically correct, since Mars' orbit is outside Earths it does circle us.

    • GeneralCHA0S
      GeneralCHA0S 2007-01-20T23:29:07Z says:

      its only true if you take it to mean that mars revolves 'around' earth, because it doesn't have an earth orbit. But its orbit around the sun does travel around the earth. So al we have shown is that he had a 50% chance of picking a defensible answer and still fucked it up.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-01-21T04:54:45Z says:

      Well, if that's the case, then most of the galaxy revolves SLOOOWWWWLY around the earth, except for Pluto, which was renamed...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-01-22T00:36:42Z says:

      Total Recall was fucking sweet and we should for Kindergarten students to watch it until they appreciate how fucking sweet it is.

      They used "gravite atour", rather than other french terms that would simply translated into "revolve around" or "circle." This term is derived from the latin "gravitas" which implies the question was about orbit due to gravitational effects, not just a mindless question of things spinning. Technically all of the planets affect each other with gravity, and orbit each other. The earth slightly orbits the moon while the moon is orbitting the earth. Usually one planet or moon is heavier than the other so it seems as if only the smaller one is doing the orbitting, but they both orbit. The sun orbits the earth as the earth orbits the sun. Anyway, all the answers are correct, which makes the french fucking retards for asking such a stupid question.

  • Kartofel
    Kartofel 2007-01-20T13:32:28Z says:

    This is so embarassing. Guess it proves we have our part of super-retards in France too. And they can put up a pretty good show.

  • bostano
    bostano 2007-01-20T13:50:42Z says:

    This answers why France doesn't have a space program. Shit, that's pathetic.

    I will admit, they make good porn though. (Marc Dorcel)

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-20T16:40:12Z says:

      This answers how stupid you look now when you realise France along with the rest of Western Europe are instead members of the European Space Agency with its main headquarters in Paris, France.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-01-20T17:12:18Z says:

      chairman comes to save the day....if you were on a tv show ud be the one who always walks onscreen when someone says summat wrong, i picture you walkin on reading a massive book correcting them before retreating off camera again...

  • manonsex
    manonsex 2007-01-20T14:08:21Z says:

    IDrinkAnalFluid,i want to fuck you.

    • IDrinkAnalFluid
      IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-01-21T08:52:37Z says:

      It cost 2 gallons of anal fluid for an hour.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-20T16:37:58Z says:

    "A, La Lune." "Merde." "Eh, oui."

  • themightylink
    themightylink 2007-01-20T17:26:34Z says:

    where the hell was regis?

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-01-20T19:04:32Z says:

      haha, I'd love to see Regis there, yelling, "I don't know what you're saying, SPEAK ENGLISH!!"

  • TS3
    TS3 2007-01-20T19:27:49Z says:

    chien merde tete!

  • peener
    peener 2007-01-21T00:35:45Z says:

    i met this french dude and his girlfriend once when I went hiking. They were alright but they ate funny like their jaws couldn't open fully and they just crammed their food into their mouths. I just thought it was weird how they ate.

    • monkeyfuck
      monkeyfuck 2007-01-21T04:16:30Z says:

      Yeah, when that French guy sucked my dick he didn't open his mouth all the way either. But then, he didn't have to.

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2007-01-22T06:20:03Z says:

      For some reason monkeyfuck your statement made me laugh for like 20 min. :)

  • monkeyfuck
    monkeyfuck 2007-01-21T04:18:13Z says:

    The audience was confused. They know full well that the universe revolves around the USA and they could not find that answer. French cheese makes you retarded too.

  • Nanook
    Nanook 2007-01-21T06:58:21Z says:

    jaime cette femme, elle est une vrai pitoune.

  • Darknight
    Darknight 2007-01-21T14:49:31Z says:

    Copernicus would be proud. Wonder if there are a whole cult of believers in France who think the sun revolves around the Earth, or they just have poor education on basic facts. (Though about 40% of the US apparently believes in something other than evolution, so perhaps we shouldn't make as much fun of the French)

SNIKT
posted January 20, 2007

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