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fuck u plantshit. attack this.

this is a real grizzly bear i took pictures of near the yukon B.C. border.

fuck u plantshit. attack this.

fuck u plantshit. attack this.
fuck u plantshit. attack this.

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Comments to fuck u plantshit. attack this.

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-29T04:01:30Z says:

    can't believe this got posted. this is the proudest moment of my life..i'm cryin a little

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-04-29T04:12:29Z says:

      So what? Man..Next time post one of your mother..

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T04:13:13Z says:

      let me have my moment in the sun.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-04-29T04:13:31Z says:

      I used to work in the logging industry in B.C. I never met any grizzlies but the black bears were bad enough. It's an amazing feeling to be 15 feet from an animal that could easily kill you but decides to walk right by you like you don't even exist.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-04-29T04:16:26Z says:

      Ok dik..enjoy it while it last..

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T04:19:29Z says:

      hehe...I'm a star

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T04:21:25Z says:

      right on twister. i was lucky. I know guys that lived around there for ten years and never saw a grizzly. at the time i took these pictures i had only lived there for a couple of years

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-04-29T04:37:05Z says:

      2 years well spent!

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2007-04-29T04:42:23Z says:

      Bears are pretty amazing animals for the most part, deciving too. Unless you've seen these things in action, it can be hard to believe they can move as fast, hard, and as long as they do while on the move, or with 5-10 slugs in them...also werid that they tend to look human when you skin them

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T04:43:20Z says:

      where were u in bc twister? i was in Fort Nelson. Pic was taken a few hours north of there.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-04-29T07:03:39Z says:

      Diggin the new avatar, dik.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T07:11:47Z says:

      the good doctor is in

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-29T18:42:32Z says:

      So the Jap-girl-getting-fucked vid I submitted is trumped by a bear? I don't get the rules.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-29T19:10:13Z says:

      A friend of mines Grandma tells a nice story about a grizzly bear in Alaska. She was cooking in the kitchen and it stuck its nose in the open window. So she hit it with fucking frying pan!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T15:32:00Z says:

      @ClaudeBallz, there are no rules. I've submitted a ton of good pics, none of which have appeared in the last three days.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-04-29T04:49:27Z says:

    I could fight a bear, the amount of pushups I do must have left me with the punchin power of a bull!
    ....I mean a Horse!

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2007-04-29T05:42:02Z says:

      I do cockpushups.

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-04-29T08:01:00Z says:

      You'll end up like the guy who tried to fight that lion.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-04-29T14:49:48Z says:

      Alright Hercules. Make a video of you fighting a bear - A REAL ONE - and see what happens. Then we'll comment and make whooping noises as you get ass literally swiped off by a pissed off bear.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-29T18:45:22Z says:

      I don't think I've ever been punched by a bull or a horse.

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-04-30T00:24:11Z says:

      I punched a horse once, when I was 13. I saw it in a western and thought that was how you controlled stupid animals. That fucking thing took off like a jet! Found it 2 days later on an adjacent ranch. Of course, I lied about what happened though.

  • Reeeenaro
    Reeeenaro 2007-04-29T05:20:59Z says:

    Why the fuck are we looking at this shit?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T11:29:00Z says:

      Because we poor suckers will look at just about anything. Also the chance to slag of plantshit is too good for most fine upstanding people to turn down.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-30T09:26:50Z says:

      There aren't any fine, upstanding people here.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-02T00:03:10Z says:

      Ok. All us knobheads cannot resist slagging off plantshit.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-04-29T05:41:38Z says:

    That thing is baddass.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:50:03Z says:

      it was awesome. less than a mile from where we were camping. i took like 15 -20 pics of it.

    • Jimjammajay
      Jimjammajay 2007-04-29T07:37:50Z says:

      wow dik you are awesome...im gonna give you the prize of the biggest "attention whore of 2007" award!

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T20:16:23Z says:

      thanks jimjammawhatever. i was going to give yer baby-momma the same award, except for the "attention" part.

  • georgeorg
    georgeorg 2007-04-29T05:48:10Z says:

    Aw naw, who let John Goodman out??

  • Jib
    Jib 2007-04-29T05:48:39Z says:

    "On your planet you have an animal called a bear. It is a large animal, sometimes larger than you, and it is clever and has ingenuity, and it has a brain as large as yours. But the bear differs from you in one important way. It cannot perform the activity you call imagining. It cannot make mental images of how reality might be. It cannot envision what you call the past and what you call the future. This special ability of imagination is what has made your species as great as it is. Nothing else. It is not your ape-nature, not your tool-using nature, not language or your violence or your caring for young or your social groupings. It is none of these things, which are all found in other animals. Your greatness lies in imagination. The ability to imagine is the largest part of what you call intelligence. You think the ability to imagine is merely a useful step on the way to solving a problem or making something happen. But imagining it is what makes it happen. This is the gift of your species and this is the danger, because you do not choose to control your imaginings. You imagine wonderful things and you imagine terrible things, and you take no responsibility for the choice. You say you have inside you both the power of good and the power of evil, the angel and the devil, but in truth you just have one thing inside you--the ability to imagine."

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:52:31Z says:

      thanks Mr. Christ

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-04-29T05:55:23Z says:

      Far from it,and if I was Mr. Christ my first name would be Buddy. Dik..err dick.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-04-29T05:58:21Z says:

      .....

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:48:24Z says:

      Jib is scaring me a little

    • Xugaa
      Xugaa 2007-04-29T07:40:20Z says:

      Jib, that's bullshit!

    • muchosuckovet
      muchosuckovet 2007-04-29T09:51:39Z says:

      i feel you man

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T11:32:00Z says:

      Jib, you are without a doubt, a twat. Keep taking those pills and the funny farm will remain an unhappy memory.

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-04-29T15:05:54Z says:

      Twat? I'm not a twat. I post just as much bullshit as anyone around here and I dont believe half the things I say, except this. This imagine thing is bullshit and I know it. Every animal gets the idea that it would be good to rip our throats out every now and then. I just felt like stirring up some trouble. It worked obviously.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-29T16:25:26Z says:

      You're still a twat though.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T23:22:26Z says:

      Twat

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-30T00:57:44Z says:

      Twatty McTwatson.

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-04-30T01:41:34Z says:

      I'm gonna go with "Twunt" on this one. Why the fuck not, right?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-30T17:07:28Z says:

      Smerf wins.

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-04-29T05:57:32Z says:

    I wanna get Chinaski's take on this....CHINASKI! LET THE ASIAN BOY GO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND GET OVER HERE! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:13:23Z says:

      like he's wearing pants at all

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-29T19:12:45Z says:

      He could be wearing a kilt like I am, but I doubt it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-30T09:31:22Z says:

      Sorry, I was off for the last day and a half hiking in the mountains and banging some slut my friend's friend brought. Didn't see any bears. There was beaver though.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T16:12:36Z says:

      and u couldn't call hank? we were worried?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:06:40Z says:

      Aw thanks, that's so nice of you to say.

  • $nake
    $nake 2007-04-29T11:29:36Z says:

    it's a fucking bear. fucken eh!

  • r3db4r0n
    r3db4r0n 2007-04-29T16:11:40Z says:

    After I saw this posted, I actually became somewhat intriguied with the idea of whether or not a human being could actually kill a bear with their bare hands (or little more) and came across this
    http://members.fortunecity.com/gogodncr/JohnHirsch. html
    I found several sources backing up the same claim so I'm pretty sure its real, heres another one
    http://lists.envirolink.org/pipermail/ar-news/Week-of-Mon-20031124/011591. html

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2007-04-29T16:19:38Z says:

      ohh yeah and there are spaces in the web adress if your actually going to copy and paste

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-29T21:52:31Z says:

      Trust me, no one is gonna go to that effort.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-29T22:07:02Z says:

      People have killed bears for a long time. There is alot of urban legends about bears....really they are not the ultimate killing machine. They have lots of weakness like us.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T22:14:36Z says:

      ya i hear they're weak in the claws. u should stomp on their feet as your first attack move. then go straight for the teeth. bears hate people touching their teeth Go for the teeth , fuckin bear will probly submit

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-29T22:32:12Z says:

      i dont feel to film the fight anymore.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T07:48:17Z says:

      chickening out artificialplantshit?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-30T11:03:45Z says:

      no , why should i record it and let other see it. I dont get nothing for it.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-30T11:08:20Z says:

      get anything for it

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-30T23:22:03Z says:

      and you thought of this just now?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-01T08:30:29Z says:

      no ... but someone asked me to record it...but now i dont feel to make a good favour.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-02T00:04:57Z says:

      It was me. See below. Also not a favour but a legal requirement.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-03T19:35:04Z says:

      fuck you u suck dik motha fucker i so drunk born in tusa

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-03T19:36:34Z says:

      fuck you

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-04-29T21:56:54Z says:

    There is one larger predator in the forest and the name of that predator is plantshit . Im going Vs a brown bear not a grizzly . they are smaller. The bear will not just die for entertainment, i will eat it and use the fur and bones to make something nice of them. Thanks for the picture.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T22:09:47Z says:

      your ridiculous. plantshit did u see what that small young lion did to that guy in the video??? lions kill by stragulation . brown bears tear u apart. it would be worse. You cant honestly be that stupid

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-29T22:17:32Z says:

      You can compare me to a chinesse , then the bear is going to be pierced.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T22:22:17Z says:

      now your actually making more sense plantshit

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-29T22:24:05Z says:

      ooh wrong there, its is cant compare me to a chinesse

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T23:25:52Z says:

      Plantshit, when you go toe to toe with the bear please make sure someone sensible records it. When it finally gets posted we will all be laughing our tits off at you being ripped apart. Really, we will.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-29T23:43:55Z says:

      Plantshit, you fuckwit, a grizzly IS a brown bear for fuck's sake. And I'm not just talking about the color before anyone else steps in.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T07:51:07Z says:

      actually fughead its sorta confusing i'm no expert but i think theres grizzlys ,kodiaks, and coastal brown bears and maybe another., i think all are considered brown bears like u say but all are different too. not sure how. the pic is a grizzly

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-30T11:06:21Z says:

      now its a subspeice and for me it big different.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-03T19:36:21Z says:

      species kck ass i so drunk but u hate youhank and dicka nde that motha fucker i like to be tdrubnk but you know i try my brest to be the bst writer but you just be dubms b to me huh =/ make me sad i m goinmg to make succide this year

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-03T20:10:31Z says:

      Why commit suicide when you could just fight a bear instead....

  • ramb0command0
    ramb0command0 2007-04-30T07:32:01Z says:

    did anyone watch the office a few nights ago
    hella funny

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T07:39:27Z says:

      ya funniest show on tv. Question..which kind of bear is best?.........False. black bear.

  • Odds
    Odds 2007-05-01T14:24:09Z says:

    FAKE!

  • DeadGumby
    DeadGumby 2007-05-01T16:22:12Z says:

    ... i thought mucho sucko was about deranged video footage and freakish pictures? a fucking bear? FUCK YOU

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T16:38:09Z says:

      Fuck you, too. Stop thinking, you're not good at it. You wanna see something, submit!

dik
posted April 29, 2007
by dik

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