I used to work in the logging industry in B.C. I never met any grizzlies but the black bears were bad enough. It's an amazing feeling to be 15 feet from an animal that could easily kill you but decides to walk right by you like you don't even exist.
right on twister. i was lucky. I know guys that lived around there for ten years and never saw a grizzly. at the time i took these pictures i had only lived there for a couple of years
Bears are pretty amazing animals for the most part, deciving too. Unless you've seen these things in action, it can be hard to believe they can move as fast, hard, and as long as they do while on the move, or with 5-10 slugs in them...also werid that they tend to look human when you skin them
A friend of mines Grandma tells a nice story about a grizzly bear in Alaska. She was cooking in the kitchen and it stuck its nose in the open window. So she hit it with fucking frying pan!
Alright Hercules. Make a video of you fighting a bear - A REAL ONE - and see what happens. Then we'll comment and make whooping noises as you get ass literally swiped off by a pissed off bear.
I punched a horse once, when I was 13. I saw it in a western and thought that was how you controlled stupid animals. That fucking thing took off like a jet! Found it 2 days later on an adjacent ranch. Of course, I lied about what happened though.
Because we poor suckers will look at just about anything. Also the chance to slag of plantshit is too good for most fine upstanding people to turn down.
"On your planet you have an animal called a bear. It is a large animal, sometimes larger than you, and it is clever and has ingenuity, and it has a brain as large as yours. But the bear differs from you in one important way. It cannot perform the activity you call imagining. It cannot make mental images of how reality might be. It cannot envision what you call the past and what you call the future. This special ability of imagination is what has made your species as great as it is. Nothing else. It is not your ape-nature, not your tool-using nature, not language or your violence or your caring for young or your social groupings. It is none of these things, which are all found in other animals. Your greatness lies in imagination. The ability to imagine is the largest part of what you call intelligence. You think the ability to imagine is merely a useful step on the way to solving a problem or making something happen. But imagining it is what makes it happen. This is the gift of your species and this is the danger, because you do not choose to control your imaginings. You imagine wonderful things and you imagine terrible things, and you take no responsibility for the choice. You say you have inside you both the power of good and the power of evil, the angel and the devil, but in truth you just have one thing inside you--the ability to imagine."
Twat? I'm not a twat. I post just as much bullshit as anyone around here and I dont believe half the things I say, except this. This imagine thing is bullshit and I know it. Every animal gets the idea that it would be good to rip our throats out every now and then. I just felt like stirring up some trouble. It worked obviously.
Sorry, I was off for the last day and a half hiking in the mountains and banging some slut my friend's friend brought. Didn't see any bears. There was beaver though.
After I saw this posted, I actually became somewhat intriguied with the idea of whether or not a human being could actually kill a bear with their bare hands (or little more) and came across this
http://members.fortunecity.com/gogodncr/JohnHirsch. html
I found several sources backing up the same claim so I'm pretty sure its real, heres another one
http://lists.envirolink.org/pipermail/ar-news/Week-of-Mon-20031124/011591. html
People have killed bears for a long time. There is alot of urban legends about bears....really they are not the ultimate killing machine. They have lots of weakness like us.
ya i hear they're weak in the claws. u should stomp on their feet as your first attack move. then go straight for the teeth. bears hate people touching their teeth Go for the teeth , fuckin bear will probly submit
There is one larger predator in the forest and the name of that predator is plantshit . Im going Vs a brown bear not a grizzly . they are smaller. The bear will not just die for entertainment, i will eat it and use the fur and bones to make something nice of them. Thanks for the picture.
your ridiculous. plantshit did u see what that small young lion did to that guy in the video??? lions kill by stragulation . brown bears tear u apart. it would be worse. You cant honestly be that stupid
Plantshit, when you go toe to toe with the bear please make sure someone sensible records it. When it finally gets posted we will all be laughing our tits off at you being ripped apart. Really, we will.
actually fughead its sorta confusing i'm no expert but i think theres grizzlys ,kodiaks, and coastal brown bears and maybe another., i think all are considered brown bears like u say but all are different too. not sure how. the pic is a grizzly
species kck ass i so drunk but u hate youhank and dicka nde that motha fucker i like to be tdrubnk but you know i try my brest to be the bst writer but you just be dubms b to me huh =/ make me sad i m goinmg to make succide this year
Comments to fuck u plantshit. attack this.
can't believe this got posted. this is the proudest moment of my life..i'm cryin a little
So what? Man..Next time post one of your mother..
let me have my moment in the sun.
I used to work in the logging industry in B.C. I never met any grizzlies but the black bears were bad enough. It's an amazing feeling to be 15 feet from an animal that could easily kill you but decides to walk right by you like you don't even exist.
Ok dik..enjoy it while it last..
hehe...I'm a star
right on twister. i was lucky. I know guys that lived around there for ten years and never saw a grizzly. at the time i took these pictures i had only lived there for a couple of years
2 years well spent!
Bears are pretty amazing animals for the most part, deciving too. Unless you've seen these things in action, it can be hard to believe they can move as fast, hard, and as long as they do while on the move, or with 5-10 slugs in them...also werid that they tend to look human when you skin them
where were u in bc twister? i was in Fort Nelson. Pic was taken a few hours north of there.
Diggin the new avatar, dik.
the good doctor is in
So the Jap-girl-getting-fucked vid I submitted is trumped by a bear? I don't get the rules.
A friend of mines Grandma tells a nice story about a grizzly bear in Alaska. She was cooking in the kitchen and it stuck its nose in the open window. So she hit it with fucking frying pan!
@ClaudeBallz, there are no rules. I've submitted a ton of good pics, none of which have appeared in the last three days.
I could fight a bear, the amount of pushups I do must have left me with the punchin power of a bull!
....I mean a Horse!
I do cockpushups.
You'll end up like the guy who tried to fight that lion.
Alright Hercules. Make a video of you fighting a bear - A REAL ONE - and see what happens. Then we'll comment and make whooping noises as you get ass literally swiped off by a pissed off bear.
I don't think I've ever been punched by a bull or a horse.
I punched a horse once, when I was 13. I saw it in a western and thought that was how you controlled stupid animals. That fucking thing took off like a jet! Found it 2 days later on an adjacent ranch. Of course, I lied about what happened though.
Why the fuck are we looking at this shit?
Because we poor suckers will look at just about anything. Also the chance to slag of plantshit is too good for most fine upstanding people to turn down.
There aren't any fine, upstanding people here.
Ok. All us knobheads cannot resist slagging off plantshit.
That thing is baddass.
it was awesome. less than a mile from where we were camping. i took like 15 -20 pics of it.
wow dik you are awesome...im gonna give you the prize of the biggest "attention whore of 2007" award!
thanks jimjammawhatever. i was going to give yer baby-momma the same award, except for the "attention" part.
Aw naw, who let John Goodman out??
"On your planet you have an animal called a bear. It is a large animal, sometimes larger than you, and it is clever and has ingenuity, and it has a brain as large as yours. But the bear differs from you in one important way. It cannot perform the activity you call imagining. It cannot make mental images of how reality might be. It cannot envision what you call the past and what you call the future. This special ability of imagination is what has made your species as great as it is. Nothing else. It is not your ape-nature, not your tool-using nature, not language or your violence or your caring for young or your social groupings. It is none of these things, which are all found in other animals. Your greatness lies in imagination. The ability to imagine is the largest part of what you call intelligence. You think the ability to imagine is merely a useful step on the way to solving a problem or making something happen. But imagining it is what makes it happen. This is the gift of your species and this is the danger, because you do not choose to control your imaginings. You imagine wonderful things and you imagine terrible things, and you take no responsibility for the choice. You say you have inside you both the power of good and the power of evil, the angel and the devil, but in truth you just have one thing inside you--the ability to imagine."
thanks Mr. Christ
Far from it,and if I was Mr. Christ my first name would be Buddy. Dik..err dick.
.....
Jib is scaring me a little
Jib, that's bullshit!
i feel you man
Jib, you are without a doubt, a twat. Keep taking those pills and the funny farm will remain an unhappy memory.
Twat? I'm not a twat. I post just as much bullshit as anyone around here and I dont believe half the things I say, except this. This imagine thing is bullshit and I know it. Every animal gets the idea that it would be good to rip our throats out every now and then. I just felt like stirring up some trouble. It worked obviously.
You're still a twat though.
Twat
Twatty McTwatson.
I'm gonna go with "Twunt" on this one. Why the fuck not, right?
Smerf wins.
I wanna get Chinaski's take on this....CHINASKI! LET THE ASIAN BOY GO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND GET OVER HERE! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
like he's wearing pants at all
He could be wearing a kilt like I am, but I doubt it.
Sorry, I was off for the last day and a half hiking in the mountains and banging some slut my friend's friend brought. Didn't see any bears. There was beaver though.
and u couldn't call hank? we were worried?
Aw thanks, that's so nice of you to say.
it's a fucking bear. fucken eh!
After I saw this posted, I actually became somewhat intriguied with the idea of whether or not a human being could actually kill a bear with their bare hands (or little more) and came across this
http://members.fortunecity.com/gogodncr/JohnHirsch. html
I found several sources backing up the same claim so I'm pretty sure its real, heres another one
http://lists.envirolink.org/pipermail/ar-news/Week-of-Mon-20031124/011591. html
ohh yeah and there are spaces in the web adress if your actually going to copy and paste
Trust me, no one is gonna go to that effort.
People have killed bears for a long time. There is alot of urban legends about bears....really they are not the ultimate killing machine. They have lots of weakness like us.
ya i hear they're weak in the claws. u should stomp on their feet as your first attack move. then go straight for the teeth. bears hate people touching their teeth Go for the teeth , fuckin bear will probly submit
i dont feel to film the fight anymore.
chickening out artificialplantshit?
no , why should i record it and let other see it. I dont get nothing for it.
get anything for it
and you thought of this just now?
no ... but someone asked me to record it...but now i dont feel to make a good favour.
It was me. See below. Also not a favour but a legal requirement.
fuck you u suck dik motha fucker i so drunk born in tusa
fuck you
There is one larger predator in the forest and the name of that predator is plantshit . Im going Vs a brown bear not a grizzly . they are smaller. The bear will not just die for entertainment, i will eat it and use the fur and bones to make something nice of them. Thanks for the picture.
your ridiculous. plantshit did u see what that small young lion did to that guy in the video??? lions kill by stragulation . brown bears tear u apart. it would be worse. You cant honestly be that stupid
You can compare me to a chinesse , then the bear is going to be pierced.
now your actually making more sense plantshit
ooh wrong there, its is cant compare me to a chinesse
Plantshit, when you go toe to toe with the bear please make sure someone sensible records it. When it finally gets posted we will all be laughing our tits off at you being ripped apart. Really, we will.
Plantshit, you fuckwit, a grizzly IS a brown bear for fuck's sake. And I'm not just talking about the color before anyone else steps in.
actually fughead its sorta confusing i'm no expert but i think theres grizzlys ,kodiaks, and coastal brown bears and maybe another., i think all are considered brown bears like u say but all are different too. not sure how. the pic is a grizzly
now its a subspeice and for me it big different.
species kck ass i so drunk but u hate youhank and dicka nde that motha fucker i like to be tdrubnk but you know i try my brest to be the bst writer but you just be dubms b to me huh =/ make me sad i m goinmg to make succide this year
Why commit suicide when you could just fight a bear instead....
did anyone watch the office a few nights ago
hella funny
ya funniest show on tv. Question..which kind of bear is best?.........False. black bear.
FAKE!
... i thought mucho sucko was about deranged video footage and freakish pictures? a fucking bear? FUCK YOU
Fuck you, too. Stop thinking, you're not good at it. You wanna see something, submit!