ok orang i'll guess you like to sit on the roof of your old mans pickup truck on the way to the dump to watch the bears rooting in the garbage, and while going there you like to jack off. so when you cum you holler dad how fast are we going and after many trials and errors you found out that at 26 mph you shoot a load forward, and at 28 mph it all lands in your face, but at 27 mph it dribbles down on your balls. am i right?
I like how Oranje tried to act like it wasn't clever or funny, when everyone (his self included) knew it was. I actually cracked up and had to tell my roommate about it.
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close your eyes...ha ha
This is why bitches get donkey punched.
My sperm is released at 27mph & thats fact...now ask how I know that
Your boyfriend is a cop.
HAHAHAA
That wasn't very nice, PussyHands, say you're sorry =[
Fuck nice, that was actually pretty funny.
PUSSY BAHAHA
Bam!
Zing!
Nope, try again.
Lol, i got that at the top there... Cops have radar guns.. =P
whammy
OK I'll ask....How do you know???
That was the first funny thing I've seen from pussyhands.
ok orang i'll guess you like to sit on the roof of your old mans pickup truck on the way to the dump to watch the bears rooting in the garbage, and while going there you like to jack off. so when you cum you holler dad how fast are we going and after many trials and errors you found out that at 26 mph you shoot a load forward, and at 28 mph it all lands in your face, but at 27 mph it dribbles down on your balls. am i right?
I like how Oranje tried to act like it wasn't clever or funny, when everyone (his self included) knew it was. I actually cracked up and had to tell my roommate about it.
lol yeah he got queefed.
nice recovery, u wipe it on ur tits!
that's what your retarded sister does
with my feces
nothing hotter than a chick choking on cum. i love it.
Very nice she has a great way to catch things