Funny Cat
I have a cat and she does stupid stuff with boxes too.
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This is the best cat ever.
Yes, I love this ketteh too.
Fuck cats. useless little creatures
Far from it, they keep other animals away from your yard.
i dont live in the woods
funny bitch...
fuck cats unless it's cougar sized and bigger
Yeah, anything bigger than that would tear you up if you tried.
maybe . . . maybe not but it'd be fun to see who's still around when the sun comes up.
Fuck, even the cats are slanty-eyed.
thats what i said too when i watched it :P
Think she's cute, Claude? I can hook you up.
She'll have to shave first.
I used to have an Oriental (not pc, I know, but that's what they call this breed) that was cross eyed, and they are VERY affectionate, so I think you could convince her, Claude.
My cat usually just gets his head stuck in things.
that's funny cause my head usually gets stuck in your mom's vagina
are you drinking drunrave?
*m
I wish!
Oh, okay. I guess I'll take this in a different direction. Your dad's head usually gets stuck in my butt. Because he has sex with me.
fag
Yeah, that pretty much sums me up.
i fed my cat a hallapino chilli once. it shit like a demon for a couple of days but didnt stop me analy molesting it
i fed my cat a halapino chilli once. it shit like a demon for a couple days but it didnt stop me anally molesting it
I think this douche^ has that fucker caine that was annoying yak beat on annoying douchebaginess
there's another video of maru (this cat) wandering around the house with a paper bag on it's head.
dwhill05 wishes he had my cock and he wishes it was in his mom. true story
^ *my mom
If you talk about dw like that again, I'll pester you everytime you make a comment, and make you look like a freak. And your Mum's a slag. True story.
she does enjoy me ravaging her ass, but she does likes his cock better, so that is why she wants his cock on me so I can fuck her with it.
Stick with your own dw, his is too ... ya know, I mean the bitch can't get everything she wants, Even if we do kill her afterwards.
I'm thinking about dumping her though, pealing the pinworm carcus filled bloody shit crust off of her hemroids is getting old.
I do love fucking her though. going back and forth between the ass and pussy, before dumping my load in her ass and watching her drain it out into a cup and drink it.
she said you are welcome to seconds blowjobman, but I always get firsts.
her rules, not mine
She likes it when you watch too
Well I'll still take the whore, I can't even begin to describe the things I'd do to her ... mhuhahahahah.
Oh wait, I can describe. Gimme a moment please.
she is all yours camy, don't forget to put her out of my misery when you are done though, I don't want the crazy old bag sniffing around me when blowjobboy can't keep her satisfied
Ok I'll take her down to my basement, lock the door (obviously), strip her and shove a plastic bag over her head. I'll punch her tits constantly until they start bleeding from the nipples and I'll give her a few in the stomach, leave a couple of newborn bruises. And then rape her against the wall whilst smacking her head off it. Then I'll drag her by the legs upstairs to the toilet, I'll sit on the toilet and take a shit and she'll be sucking on my dick at the same time. So your mum will be choking and puking on my cock while I am letting out this stinky huge turd out my ass and will be spitting on her and rubbing the puke in her face and through her hair, once I've finish with the shit, I'll stand up. grab my pistol point it at her head and say, "pick the shit up with your hands, now!" and if she refuses I'll shoot in the her fat thighs. Once she picks it up. I'll command her to put the crap in her mouth and eat it. Once thats done, I'll shoot her in the back of her head. Killing her. And if I'm not too drained I'll fuck her in the ass some more, cum in her ass. Stand up piss in her head wound. Next I'll grab her body shove her in a really big box and send it to you with a video that lets you view the whole thing. Btw, I gurantee this will happen!
I just realised ... I really do have problems don't I? I belong here
Jesus Christ yak?
deja?
Have a word with your man please.
I have this kid on full ignore, but enough is enough.
yak...I will start uploading sick porn if you ban this wothless, spotty puke.
I mean. Fuck.
*worthless (of course)
So I do have problems?
If you look at latest comments section you can actually see the explosion of Cruels arrival.
I don't know what this underage drama queen is saying, but I think it's trying to be impressive or something.
yak? Dude. How about if I promise to be nice or something?
That'd be a change.
cruel, where have you been? its been almost an entire day, you didn't go get a job or other form of life did you?
that would be mucho blasphemy
Alcohol-induced parallel-universe.
Plus, I've been having sex with my female, and beating her, too. She messes with my head...so I show her 'fist-love'.
Pots and kettles, Cruel? That post wasn't as long as some of yours. You may not like him, but you can't call him out on something that you do.
Except I am intelligent, funny, not retarded...and ummm...yeah, old enough to be here.
So, nice. Stfu fugs.
Just an observation, Cruel, calm down.
he seems a little hyped up, camy is right, he did 'explode' on the scene and has yet to slow down.
Congratulations.
You've just sumarises my Mucho career. Way to let an underaged, pasty, retarded, alco-noob point out the obvious for ya.
*summarised
I really don't understand why the others are backing up a retard who thinks this is some kind of roleplay.
The description was a juvenile piece of prose...devoid of any wit, intelligence, creativity, or originality.
Hi Jonesy.
Don't forget vocabulary and spell-check.
Hey Cruel,
isn't it 1am where you're at now? I just wish I could fall asleep.
Yes. It's 1.21AM.
I am just embarking on my second bottle of wine.
:)
I could use something like that right now. I have to get up in 4 hours and I'm currently reading a sleeping tutorial on wikihow. This nightmare's been going on for weeks now. :(
One word...'Zyprexa'/Olanzapine. It's primarily an anti-psychotic drug given to schizophrenics. But...if you can get some...it will KO your ass within about 30-40 minutes (10/20mg).
I was thinking about getting something along those lines.
hah, I might have to try their tip #21 "Make up an imaginary friend or pray."
I'm not kidding.
I drank a bottle of wine in like 5 minutes, and swallowed 70mg of Zyprexa...and woke up the next day in hospital. I lost the ability to speak properly, and my bastard family called the paramedics!
True tale.
Sounds like a nice way to off your self.
The imaginary friend thing didn't quite do it for me this time around.
Actually...I wasn't trying to off myself - I just wanted to get fucked-up and forget about a few things for the night.
I've had more chemicals in my body that Rish has had cocks in his ass.
Alas, my family didn't quite see it that way...and the paramedics were going to have me sectioned if I didn't go to the hospital!!
Haha. True story...I swear to God.
big deal
No one cares.
pretty hypocrite for you tro be calling anyone a drugaddict
I knew that wasn't why, but it could have ended that way.
Isn't being sectioned when they force you into treatment? Must have been one hell of a hangover surprise you got when you woke up.
Not really.
I remember getting into the ambulance...but passed-out soon after. When I awoke I was like *face palm*.
why are u all so jealous of me? me nd my mom have a better sex life than you nerds will ever have u know
'me nd my mom have better sex'
Hahaha! You're leaving yourself a bit open there, don't you think?
You do realize that that was his point right?
haha funny
So if I get my cat a cardboard box, will it stop pissing in my sink?
At least it doesn't piss on your carpet. I just tore up about 25 square feet.
i would just like to say that cats are the devil incarnate
but i cannot say that...otherwise those furry fuckers will eat my nose as i sleep
ps - AAAAHHHH!
pps - reply button failtrocity.
Quit your whinning.
Hahaha. Yes! ^
hahaha retards! ^
My cat woulda knocked itself unconscious at 0:47.
the only cat id ever want inmy house.
oh and claude.
a 2-3 camera shoot for this?
Japs spend way too much on video equipment
jesus billy
you're still trying to pull this shit on Mucho?
pull what shit?
i think what possum is trying to say is shut your fucking piehole
sssssssss.....booom
I'm sure there's an infomercial to be made about a multi-angle camera setup, available today for just 3 easy payments of $39.95 (plus shipping and handling)
everybody that owns a cat is weird
100& true
*%
*reply fail
so sharp of you to spot this one.
That's no way to tenderize a cat.
funny thing is thats it an japanese cat and most likely her vocal chords were cut out. no miao anymore.
*that its a
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