Funny Speeding Ticket
It's a bit of a read, but the guy just sells the situation.
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Comments to Funny Speeding Ticket
Someone go ahead and read that then do us all a favour and post the basics on it here pllllzzzzzz
Dude got clicked driving over 100km, in 1974 when he wasn't driving until after 1990. He got his fine waived due to the stupidity of the police force of New Zealand
Er, *clocked* not, clicked
it's actually pretty well done, you should read it.
Cheers for the thought, just read it & i do believe that Oscar Wilde would have been proud of the wonderful sarcasm of that letter. I hope some day I get the chance to do that too!
what? the originator of this letter is a self-righteous wise-guy desperately trying to be funny and witty. sooo far from oscar wilde ...
Erm, NOT so far from Oscar Wilde, actually, although there's no indication that this guy is a raging homosexual...
Fucking stupid. If I'd been the judge, I would've hauled him in for resisting arrest.
Let it lie Claude, they fucked up on the ticket, therefore, no case to answer to.
wow
Yeah, thats pretty good..reminds me when a friend of mine was handed the orginal copy of the speeding ticket instead of the carbon copy version. Apparently the courts cant do anything with a carbon copy. So he posted it on his wall
I had a friend who got pulled over once for going 5 mph UNDER the speed limit. In the rain. When she pointed that out to the judge, he shrugged and waived the ticket.
Once, I got pulled over for doing thirty in a forty, catalytic converter crapped on me and it was as fast as I could go. Went to court in my best suit, ws politer to everyone, including the cop who was less than understanding to say the least. Judge didn't care that I replaced the converter, held up the fine and tacked on some other charges for a total near $200. Almost as bad as when I got arrested for 133 mph in Fairfax County, VA, on my bike. NEVER SPEED in Fairfax County...ever.
If you were pulled over for 133mph and it was "almost" as bad as a $200 fine, I say you're 1 of 2 things: Luckier than anyone I've ever heard of, or Totally full of shit!
Christ, and I got $140 for going 85 in a 70. That's fucking bullshit!
He's full of shit, he'd be in jail after pulling a stunt like that and getting caught.
One time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my tailpipe and farted zippety doo dah.
Sorry. At 150mph. Ladedadefuckingda
hes full of shit. I wouldnt dare going that fast anywhere, plus most bike drivers get away when being chased by the cops unless a police helicopter is following you.
So why exactly did the guy point out where he illegally street dragged.
Wow, if he tried that in America, the dude would be added to the terrorist watch lists and well as pulled over and tased quite frequently, until he understood that the government and police are our fair and just rulers.
Well done to that bro from across the Tasman. Glad to see you can still get away with taking the piss out of authority there.
i may have just squeezed one off in my eye!
wow I wish that happened to me. I have gotten every ticket you can name except driving drunk ticket, no u-turn, no left turn, improper passing, reckless, driving while suspended, driving thru toll booth without paying, careless driving, speeding like 10 times, going thru red lights, driving in hov lanes, driving with no insurance, having an accident with no insurance, seat belt tickets, driving with no headlights at night, alot of parking tickets ect...
I had 56 points on my licence and have gotten suspended 16 times by the way.
I just remembered something, I one time got a parking ticket and the cop wrote the wrong type of car, he wrote that the car was a buick but it really was an oldsmobile and the licene plate number was off by one diget. I threw the ticket out and I never got anything in the mail saying that I owe for that ticket, this was around 18 years ago so I guess I'm in the clear for that one.:)