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Gangster Toolman

From your left to right,Smith & Wesson 40SV, Bersa Thunder 380, Ruger Security six 357 Magnum, and you all know my little Bond Arms Texas Defender 410-45. Can you see the hollow point? Oh yeah, hi fries.

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Comments to Gangster Toolman

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-07-14T04:28:56Z says:

    Best t shirt ever!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-14T04:37:32Z says:

      I wear my sign.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-07-14T04:45:07Z says:

      fries has the same teeth

      kinda like george washington

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-14T08:38:06Z says:

      my teeth were covered up so how would you even know

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2009-07-14T09:34:01Z says:

      You can't hide fucked up.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-14T14:39:50Z says:

      Because you're British, that's how he knows

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2009-07-14T04:29:55Z says:

    is that a pearl necklace in your mouth?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-14T04:36:47Z says:

      Hillbilly teeth. It's a must for the gang bangin. So no one will reconize me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-14T04:40:54Z says:

      Its a pearl necklace alright.

  • chicago_plumber
    chicago_plumber 2009-07-14T04:32:08Z says:

    Could u sell the smallest gun for me and what is the best price.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-14T04:38:13Z says:

      $250.00, Gander Mountain.

    • chicago_plumber
      chicago_plumber 2009-07-14T04:42:46Z says:

      Does it come with bullets?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-07-14T04:35:41Z says:

    I joined fries's gang.

    • chicago_plumber
      chicago_plumber 2009-07-14T04:37:07Z says:

      Are those all registered?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-14T05:07:13Z says:

      I'm a gangsta, what do you think?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-14T08:41:58Z says:

      Tool you be fucking rollin too gangsta bro

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-07-14T04:35:55Z says:

    Quite possibly the best mucho picture and mucho shirt ever created, all in the same post.

    Tool, where do I send the 6-pack of Colt 45?

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-07-14T04:42:10Z says:

      I don't claim you can have a better time with Colt 45 than with out it... but why take chances?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-07-14T04:48:21Z says:

      The galaxy's finest malt beverage.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-14T05:08:12Z says:

      I gave my address the other night on chat to dumbshit.

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-14T04:39:19Z says:

    holy fucking shit tool...
    hahahahahaha

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-07-14T04:41:24Z says:

    That is the biggest waste of a tshirt ever.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-07-14T04:48:57Z says:

      Yes, it is. But also the funniest.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-14T08:39:12Z says:

      1rish1 is just jealous

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-07-14T07:02:27Z says:

    Way to dispel.. (perpetuate?) the American redneck gun owner stereotype.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-07-14T08:48:35Z says:

      oddly its not the rednecks that run around killing people.

  • McWoozy
    McWoozy 2009-07-14T07:10:07Z says:

    Isn't there a law about retards having guns? No wonder the USA is so fucked up

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-07-14T08:50:25Z says:

      no there isnt and yes it is

  • SendMoreCops
    SendMoreCops 2009-07-14T07:15:44Z says:

    I almost bought a Bersa, I bought a Benelli shotgun instead. How is it?

    • ropegun
      ropegun 2009-07-14T08:57:54Z says:

      I have a bersa thunder 9 and I like it, it is too big for me to conceal though. I can put a better grouping with it than my XD9 compact

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:49:09Z says:

      It's one of the more accurate hangun I've shot.

  • MMA
    MMA 2009-07-14T07:36:47Z says:

    When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm with toolman.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-07-14T08:51:18Z says:

      havent you played left 4 dead? pistols may have unlimited ammo but it takes like 4 bullets to stop one of them. im all about the assault rifles bitch

    • ZALO15
      ZALO15 2009-07-14T10:57:03Z says:

      why would you use left for dead's M16 witch has a tendency to jam on full auto when there is a perfectly good M1014 right next to it that can kill multiple zombies in a single shot? Although I personally wound go with G36 with a C-clip or an AA-12

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-07-14T12:17:46Z says:

      pfff i ll go with a baseball bat that has a nail in it

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-14T14:42:32Z says:

      I've got a sword and a rifle. Bring it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-14T17:16:58Z says:

      My guns are no longer kept at my house so i am pretty SOL. I can throw a screwdriver like nobodies business.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-07-14T18:19:17Z says:

      Zalo....no one give a shit about your fucking opinions.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-07-14T19:53:24Z says:

      I had an inflatable pink hello kitty baseball bat, but somebody stole it.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-07-15T03:15:57Z says:

      mommy doesnt let you have guns in the house?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-15T03:23:14Z says:

      My big brother doesn't let me keep the guns in the house.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T03:28:44Z says:

      mine either - i'm reduced to a sharpened shrimp-deveiner and a modified Slap-Chop...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-07-15T03:36:01Z says:

      Ball bats and golfclubs here.

  • yak
    yak 2009-07-14T08:34:38Z says:

    the only thing that would make this better is if someone were to print THIS picture out.. make a shirt of it and post that picture with their guns.. etc etc..

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-07-14T08:51:59Z says:

      its like a t-shirt mantrain

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-07-14T18:01:40Z says:

      If I was allowed to have guns, I would do just that.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:50:40Z says:

      I thought it was well thought out.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-07-14T08:36:47Z says:

    do you have a small penis toolman?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-07-14T08:39:47Z says:

    Needs more Beretta

    • ZALO15
      ZALO15 2009-07-14T10:58:01Z says:

      a nine millimeter fan.... figures

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-16T01:44:47Z says:

      ^douchebad... figures

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-16T01:44:59Z says:

      *bag

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-07-14T08:48:18Z says:

    nice hats

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:53:30Z says:

      Do you not reconize the green one above the gun safe you cross state none football-hockey winning motherfucker.

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-07-14T08:49:05Z says:

    I just looked at this pic a second time and I noticed that it is real, then I fell of my chair and died because my brain couldn't get along with activating so much endorphines.

    • ropegun
      ropegun 2009-07-14T08:58:38Z says:

      ya think?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:54:15Z says:

      Welcome to my world.

  • dik
    dik 2009-07-14T09:21:52Z says:

    only thing wrong with this pic is you're wearing pants

  • ZALO15
    ZALO15 2009-07-14T11:00:13Z says:

    I can appreciate the 357 but no 44? No 50? and as for the 45, it has the slowest bullet of any widely popular sidearm

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-14T11:05:41Z says:

      stfu

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-14T14:00:52Z says:

      I know when I'm in a hurry I don't have time to fuck around while my bullets meaner along through the air and eventually end up in some teenager's skull.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-07-14T14:43:19Z says:

      Hey zalo, can you outrun a .45? Didn't think so.

    • yak
      yak 2009-07-14T18:03:25Z says:

      lol slowest bullet.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-07-14T18:20:18Z says:

      Fucking retard

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-14T18:27:06Z says:

      If the person you're shooting at can dodge ANY bullet, either run like hell or just go ahead and shoot yourself because you're fucked.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-07-14T20:29:58Z says:

      Gaylo should shoot himself either way.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-07-14T20:33:55Z says:

      Just make sure it's one of the "quick" rounds

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-07-14T21:46:26Z says:

      Ha ha, yeah he might change his mind before the bullet gets there.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-07-14T22:21:37Z says:

      this entire thread is LOL i wish i could save it.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:58:25Z says:

      Zalo, the 45 is in a Derranger, the bullet is an inch and a half and the barrel is three inches long. If I pull the trigger on you, you'll be standing four feet in front of me. Duck motherfucker.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2009-07-14T12:25:12Z says:

    your a fucking champ

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T01:59:32Z says:

      Well, I'll accept the nomination.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-07-14T14:01:27Z says:

    Have you ever wiped up jizz with that shirt?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:01:15Z says:

      They are all loaded, which is pretty dumb, trying to handle all four and take a picture. I want to see a MySpace guy do that.

  • Sporty
    Sporty 2009-07-14T17:31:50Z says:

    Somebody's a pizza freak I see

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:01:58Z says:

      How do you think I got these moobs!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-07-14T22:35:41Z says:

    What's your kid doin' tool...is he home?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:04:34Z says:

      Actually , he's in Springfield OH. this week for my Daughter-in-laws baby shower. I'm hoping the wife feels good enough to go visit this weekend.Even though we missed the shower.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-07-15T02:10:37Z says:

    All the shit going on in my life right now, I had fun doing this with my inability to work the computer. It gave me something to do. And thanks Deja for not thinking that I'm just lookig for attention. It's not about that. And even though I have the club, I feel we all have a click here, cause we wouldn't stay here if we didn't.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T02:14:50Z says:

      yup

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-07-15T02:18:23Z says:

      Well played sir

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T02:28:37Z says:

      lol at the latest headline ad...hey tool - lets go become male escorts!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:36:06Z says:

      I can do that. My wife even encourages's me to do that for extra money.haha, no shit.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T03:12:41Z says:

      dan ackroyd, SNL...who was the name of his "male prostitute" character?...drawing a blank here...

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-07-15T03:14:06Z says:

      Fred Garvin

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T03:18:43Z says:

      serious?

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-07-15T03:21:13Z says:

      Serious

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T03:31:06Z says:

      I can see him in charactor but can't think of his name.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-15T03:34:06Z says:

      i think sporty's right - the plaid jacket, the black frames, the crotch adjusting...thats the the name

  • GwiLo
    GwiLo 2009-07-15T02:26:24Z says:

    You forgot to list the faggot between the 380 and magnum.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:36:36Z says:

      That's me!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-07-15T02:37:29Z says:

      Cause I know you didn't mean my homey fries.

  • BdHolyk
    BdHolyk 2009-07-15T05:45:06Z says:

    Lol I saw you car at the library yesterday it had the REDNECK bumper sticker that looked like the nascar logo right? Did you get lost?

toolman961
posted July 14, 2009

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