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Gardening on Salvia

Im gonna have to say salvia isn't very fun at all

Gardening on Salvia

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drugs,  stupid human tricks,  salvia,  gardening

Comments to Gardening on Salvia

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-05-27T04:27:47Z says:

    No wonder why this fucking guy can't get my garden done.

    • Onslaught
      Onslaught 2008-05-27T07:57:26Z says:

      He forgot his bong

    • chrisxmassacre
      chrisxmassacre 2008-05-27T09:12:52Z says:

      what a pussy. he didnt even try

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2008-05-27T11:40:03Z says:

      When used salvia trying is not one of ur options available, u just feel the buzz and nothing else, even sounds become slowmotion like and uncomprehendable, vision is like looking trough a calaidascope or how its called, and thinking is like a retard who hits his own fae, this shit is acctualy not that enyoyable, better of drinking a beer or smoking some real reef.

    • Triscope
      Triscope 2008-05-27T12:54:10Z says:

      Yeah definately. I tried this shit a few times and OMFG...I thought I was someone else. I thought the tv was yelling at me and that objects were people trying to influence me. Walking around the house aimlessly. Man that was messed up. I cant say its the most enjoyable experience, but definately the weirdest one. Its worth to try at least once in your life though.

  • T-nigZ
    T-nigZ 2008-05-27T04:31:03Z says:

    thats why you hire mexicans as gardeners because white people suck at it.

  • JESUSATAN666
    JESUSATAN666 2008-05-27T04:42:01Z says:

    is it me or did he not blow out any smoke - i call shananigans

    • bertshomeboy
      bertshomeboy 2008-05-27T04:53:42Z says:

      dude you are fucking retarted. salvia works by being absorbed into saliva glands, you have to hold it in till it kicks in. like honestly shit's fucking amazing.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-05-27T04:56:23Z says:

      he blew it out as he set the bong down

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-05-27T05:33:27Z says:

      I swear to god ill pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T05:41:37Z says:

      "Hey, Farva, whats thet rstraunt you always like to eat at? You know, the one with all the goofy shit on the walls?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-27T05:54:48Z says:

      "You boy like MEXICO?"

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-27T05:55:44Z says:

      Bert, trust me. That stuff wont even get anywhere near your saliva glands.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-05-27T05:56:03Z says:

      ^Best movie ever.

    • thecandiru
      thecandiru 2008-05-27T05:56:45Z says:

      shenanigans?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-27T06:27:13Z says:

      *holds out a pistol for SBD to use*

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-05-27T06:41:51Z says:

      "Do i look like a cat to you? Am i jumping from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?"

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-05-27T07:27:35Z says:

      Come on Meow this is getting a little out of hand.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-27T09:17:01Z says:

      "Littering aaaaaannnnnddddd, littering aaaaannnnnnnnnddd..."

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-27T19:58:18Z says:

      *sniff sniff* "You smell that, Rabbit?"

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-05-27T22:25:14Z says:

      Who wants a mustache ride?

      I DO! I vant von!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-28T03:17:23Z says:

      Damnit, now I want to watch Super Troopers.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-05-28T05:17:33Z says:

      I would be offended if you did NOT want to watch super troppers right now...I own it...everyone is invited over to watch it...excet vicsin

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-05-28T05:18:39Z says:

      troopers**
      except**

      ...drinking...combined with a keyboard that doesn't like to acknowledge keystrokes is a bad combo...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-28T06:08:53Z says:

      *sniff sniff* "Fear."

  • alexpx
    alexpx 2008-05-27T06:09:30Z says:

    salvia doesn't bring a very pleasant trip. mushrooms are waaaaay better. i think everyone should shroom at least once.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2008-05-27T17:18:42Z says:

      salvia bugged me the fuck out, only lasted like 5 or 10 min

  • Subliminal
    Subliminal 2008-05-27T06:29:33Z says:

    one time i tried to get my friend to tie his shoes seconds after taking a hit of salvia and he laughed for about 2 min and then got really quiet and scared. Its not a very fun trip, but its fun to watch other people on it.

  • DeadSkinMask
    DeadSkinMask 2008-05-27T08:18:40Z says:

    yeah it is not a fun mind-fuck like dxm, shrooms, or acid. very scary.

  • c00k13puss
    c00k13puss 2008-05-27T09:54:55Z says:

    fun times

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-27T12:36:23Z says:

    hmmmmmm...think i'll stick to what i know

  • fuckyouandyourlaw
    fuckyouandyourlaw 2008-05-27T15:20:07Z says:

    I have had some crazy trip's on this drug,it a evil fucking drug.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-05-27T15:49:06Z says:

    heheh this is real alright. good salvia blows you away just like this

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T15:55:08Z says:

      elchris says:

      heheh this is real alright. good salvia blows you away just like i will

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T15:58:55Z says:

      elpiss blows old men at the bus station for drug money.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T16:01:07Z says:

      he does...he blows anything ..even other mammals like penguins...fuck you elchris you penguin blowing drugged up male prostitute

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-27T16:05:44Z says:

      i see you followed my advice and quit with the ignore on/off shit. good son.

    • 1Fish2Fish
      1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T16:06:19Z says:

      I was thinking about making a freak traveling sideshow. Do you think I could get ElPiss to blow a walrus for 5 shows a night? I wonder how long he can hold his breath?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T16:11:23Z says:

      he'll blow absolutely anything..a walrus..a penguin...men..

    • 1Fish2Fish
      1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T16:23:49Z says:

      Weasels, mice, camels...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T16:36:05Z says:

      dogs, squirrels, whales...

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T16:46:16Z says:

      not even just mammals, he'l blow a dolphin too

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T16:47:20Z says:

      i wonder why elchris will just go ahead and blow anything at all like that?...true story though

    • 1Fish2Fish
      1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T16:55:24Z says:

      What about fish? I'd like to work a chameleon into the act. Do you think he'd go for it?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T16:58:04Z says:

      do fish have cocks? if it has a cock elchris says he will suck that cock...fact

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-27T17:00:47Z says:

      you sound a little soar pops... are your feelings ok?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T17:02:38Z says:

      feeling fantastic actually gummy....

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-27T17:03:12Z says:

      like soaring

    • 1Fish2Fish
      1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T17:06:11Z says:

      Ok, ElPiss and an Iguana 69ing each other will be my opening act.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T17:21:27Z says:

      Kimodo dragon, yet another mammal.

    • Triscope
      Triscope 2008-05-27T20:59:56Z says:

      what about elephants, those have big cocks, will elpiss handle that too?

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-27T21:14:24Z says:

      who are you?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T21:20:02Z says:

      The bigger the better. elpiss loves all cock, he is an equal opportunity cock lover.

  • loopy5689
    loopy5689 2008-05-27T16:36:50Z says:

    the new title of his show should be "productive gardening"

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-05-27T17:30:52Z says:

    i thought my room was a treehouse on a tropical island..i had a bulb without a lampshade so that looked like the sun..a tan throw rug, so that was the beach. and well, i spilled a glass of water so there was the shore..haha.
    my girlfriend was scared to do it after watching me.

  • AintThatABitch
    AintThatABitch 2008-05-27T19:23:29Z says:

    Salvia fucking sucks!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-27T20:22:05Z says:

      You fucking suck, faggot.

  • Triscope
    Triscope 2008-05-27T21:05:27Z says:

    Btw this guy has other instructional videos. One where he attempts the same thing and fails miserably, and another instructional video on how to properly park a car.

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posted May 27, 2008