When used salvia trying is not one of ur options available, u just feel the buzz and nothing else, even sounds become slowmotion like and uncomprehendable, vision is like looking trough a calaidascope or how its called, and thinking is like a retard who hits his own fae, this shit is acctualy not that enyoyable, better of drinking a beer or smoking some real reef.
Yeah definately. I tried this shit a few times and OMFG...I thought I was someone else. I thought the tv was yelling at me and that objects were people trying to influence me. Walking around the house aimlessly. Man that was messed up. I cant say its the most enjoyable experience, but definately the weirdest one. Its worth to try at least once in your life though.
dude you are fucking retarted. salvia works by being absorbed into saliva glands, you have to hold it in till it kicks in. like honestly shit's fucking amazing.
one time i tried to get my friend to tie his shoes seconds after taking a hit of salvia and he laughed for about 2 min and then got really quiet and scared. Its not a very fun trip, but its fun to watch other people on it.
I was thinking about making a freak traveling sideshow. Do you think I could get ElPiss to blow a walrus for 5 shows a night? I wonder how long he can hold his breath?
i thought my room was a treehouse on a tropical island..i had a bulb without a lampshade so that looked like the sun..a tan throw rug, so that was the beach. and well, i spilled a glass of water so there was the shore..haha.
my girlfriend was scared to do it after watching me.
Btw this guy has other instructional videos. One where he attempts the same thing and fails miserably, and another instructional video on how to properly park a car.
Comments to Gardening on Salvia
No wonder why this fucking guy can't get my garden done.
He forgot his bong
what a pussy. he didnt even try
When used salvia trying is not one of ur options available, u just feel the buzz and nothing else, even sounds become slowmotion like and uncomprehendable, vision is like looking trough a calaidascope or how its called, and thinking is like a retard who hits his own fae, this shit is acctualy not that enyoyable, better of drinking a beer or smoking some real reef.
Yeah definately. I tried this shit a few times and OMFG...I thought I was someone else. I thought the tv was yelling at me and that objects were people trying to influence me. Walking around the house aimlessly. Man that was messed up. I cant say its the most enjoyable experience, but definately the weirdest one. Its worth to try at least once in your life though.
thats why you hire mexicans as gardeners because white people suck at it.
is it me or did he not blow out any smoke - i call shananigans
dude you are fucking retarted. salvia works by being absorbed into saliva glands, you have to hold it in till it kicks in. like honestly shit's fucking amazing.
he blew it out as he set the bong down
I swear to god ill pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
"Hey, Farva, whats thet rstraunt you always like to eat at? You know, the one with all the goofy shit on the walls?
"You boy like MEXICO?"
Bert, trust me. That stuff wont even get anywhere near your saliva glands.
^Best movie ever.
shenanigans?
*holds out a pistol for SBD to use*
"Do i look like a cat to you? Am i jumping from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?"
Come on Meow this is getting a little out of hand.
"Littering aaaaaannnnnddddd, littering aaaaannnnnnnnnddd..."
*sniff sniff* "You smell that, Rabbit?"
Who wants a mustache ride?
I DO! I vant von!
Damnit, now I want to watch Super Troopers.
I would be offended if you did NOT want to watch super troppers right now...I own it...everyone is invited over to watch it...excet vicsin
troopers**
except**
...drinking...combined with a keyboard that doesn't like to acknowledge keystrokes is a bad combo...
*sniff sniff* "Fear."
salvia doesn't bring a very pleasant trip. mushrooms are waaaaay better. i think everyone should shroom at least once.
salvia bugged me the fuck out, only lasted like 5 or 10 min
one time i tried to get my friend to tie his shoes seconds after taking a hit of salvia and he laughed for about 2 min and then got really quiet and scared. Its not a very fun trip, but its fun to watch other people on it.
yeah it is not a fun mind-fuck like dxm, shrooms, or acid. very scary.
fun times
hmmmmmm...think i'll stick to what i know
I have had some crazy trip's on this drug,it a evil fucking drug.
heheh this is real alright. good salvia blows you away just like this
elchris says:
heheh this is real alright. good salvia blows you away just like i will
elpiss blows old men at the bus station for drug money.
he does...he blows anything ..even other mammals like penguins...fuck you elchris you penguin blowing drugged up male prostitute
i see you followed my advice and quit with the ignore on/off shit. good son.
I was thinking about making a freak traveling sideshow. Do you think I could get ElPiss to blow a walrus for 5 shows a night? I wonder how long he can hold his breath?
he'll blow absolutely anything..a walrus..a penguin...men..
Weasels, mice, camels...
dogs, squirrels, whales...
not even just mammals, he'l blow a dolphin too
i wonder why elchris will just go ahead and blow anything at all like that?...true story though
What about fish? I'd like to work a chameleon into the act. Do you think he'd go for it?
do fish have cocks? if it has a cock elchris says he will suck that cock...fact
you sound a little soar pops... are your feelings ok?
feeling fantastic actually gummy....
like soaring
Ok, ElPiss and an Iguana 69ing each other will be my opening act.
Kimodo dragon, yet another mammal.
what about elephants, those have big cocks, will elpiss handle that too?
who are you?
The bigger the better. elpiss loves all cock, he is an equal opportunity cock lover.
the new title of his show should be "productive gardening"
i thought my room was a treehouse on a tropical island..i had a bulb without a lampshade so that looked like the sun..a tan throw rug, so that was the beach. and well, i spilled a glass of water so there was the shore..haha.
my girlfriend was scared to do it after watching me.
Salvia fucking sucks!
You fucking suck, faggot.
Btw this guy has other instructional videos. One where he attempts the same thing and fails miserably, and another instructional video on how to properly park a car.