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It would be sweet if a factory worker logged saftey pins in the holes of all those. What a terrible surprise.
... or is it?
no loss if you ask me lol
I like to fill mine with tabasco sauce. Caliente!
Some mexican guy would eat it.
"yeah I just wanted to return this, I got a mid-shaft gash." lol
man, that is one tight looking asshole...
I'm sorry, I don't have any reference...
huge balls
man thats tight hehe
Patrolling the English Channel? Is he implying something there? Man the poop deck!
Hey, that was my line. }: (
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Plantshit has his covered in bear fur.
How did you know? Do you spy on me?
here's a real dickhead contest for u hank vs. plantshitty..just wait stupidity will spew
hey hank are u gonna take that from plantshit? u pussy. fight back
dik, you've got us both beat for the dikhead contest. Why don't you lecture me some more about randomly attacking people, you fucking hypocrite?
get a room, or settle it like a man, with a good old penis fencing duel.
...........BEEEER!! WHISKEY!!! I feel good.
Is the ky jelly included or do we have to buy it separately?
i'd use it as a pen holder
IRA has one of these. He uses it when he jerks off to pictures of Yoda.
I think it's one of those novelty buttholes. You know, like the squirting flower?
That's silly, why would I want to fuck a flower?
Pink sock sold separately
Pink sock attachment sold separately.
You're developing your comment there. Nice to watch the process. Your next post was gonna be 'Pink sock attachment sold seperately. Batteries not included.' Am I right?
It was going to be, but now you've ruined it...
Well, you can't wait a whole day between posts if you're making a series.
Oooh! Anyone know how much?
If you cut the "balls" off and fuck the hole, are you gay?
Perfect assthis is what black folk mean when they say they like "fat asses"
THE LAMP IS A LIE!!!!!!!The Lamp Pic Is A Lie, unless this is photoshopped.
Potatoes and Jelly!Ummmm.. self explanatory.
"I better take it out"i thought she was gonna pull a turd out.
Very Serious GoatseNever smile when showing your incredibly stretch out asshole. It's the cowboy...
She Rides A Ninja......and in the morning he sneaks away without waking her.
"FLOOP"gimme
aone wet @ wild ride!GRRRR....YYEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Camel Toe RoseFap Fap Fap Fap Fap!!!
Dani Lopes One Hot Brazilian
What Is Going On Here!How did this happen?
Burka FashionsPeek-A-Boo Burka's
carrot holderdoubtful they stay fresh in there though. mmmmm shitty carrots :(
bowling ball assat least i think that's a bowling ball coming out of her ass...
Anna Nicole Lesbian SceneAnna Nicole before she put on a few hundred pounds making out naked in a bath...
Jap Painting FixesI noticed how fake the last jap painting was so I put it back to its true form
Comments to Gay Toy
It would be sweet if a factory worker logged saftey pins in the holes of all those. What a terrible surprise.
... or is it?
no loss if you ask me lol
I like to fill mine with tabasco sauce. Caliente!
Some mexican guy would eat it.
"yeah I just wanted to return this, I got a mid-shaft gash." lol
man, that is one tight looking asshole...
I'm sorry, I don't have any reference...
huge balls
man thats tight
hehe
Patrolling the English Channel? Is he implying something there? Man the poop deck!
Hey, that was my line. }: (
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Plantshit has his covered in bear fur.
How did you know? Do you spy on me?
here's a real dickhead contest for u hank vs. plantshitty..just wait stupidity will spew
hey hank are u gonna take that from plantshit? u pussy. fight back
dik, you've got us both beat for the dikhead contest. Why don't you lecture me some more about randomly attacking people, you fucking hypocrite?
get a room, or settle it like a man, with a good old penis fencing duel.
...........BEEEER!! WHISKEY!!! I feel good.
Is the ky jelly included or do we have to buy it separately?
i'd use it as a pen holder
IRA has one of these. He uses it when he jerks off to pictures of Yoda.
I think it's one of those novelty buttholes. You know, like the squirting flower?
That's silly, why would I want to fuck a flower?
Pink sock sold separately
Pink sock attachment sold separately.
You're developing your comment there. Nice to watch the process. Your next post was gonna be 'Pink sock attachment sold seperately. Batteries not included.' Am I right?
It was going to be, but now you've ruined it...
Well, you can't wait a whole day between posts if you're making a series.
Oooh! Anyone know how much?
If you cut the "balls" off and fuck the hole, are you gay?