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1987 Chevrolet G20 Conversion Van, 502k miles, original engine/transmission. Still going strong, dozens of girls' DNA all over.

General Motors > Ford

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Comments to General Motors > Ford

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2008-07-11T04:07:11Z says:

    American Made BITCHES!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T04:47:00Z says:

      Damn straight.

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-07-11T20:53:59Z says:

      My Chevy S10 has 350+ miles can't beat this van with 502+ miles. Chevies rock LOL

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-07-11T23:07:52Z says:

      hah.. that's pretty funny..

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-07-11T23:07:52Z says:

      hah.. that's pretty funny..

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-07-11T23:07:56Z says:

      hah.. that's pretty funny..

    • c00k13puss
      c00k13puss 2008-07-11T23:08:04Z says:

      oh fuck.. heh

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-12T02:11:55Z says:

      Wow.

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2008-07-12T13:35:32Z says:

      hah.. that's pretty funny..

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2008-07-13T05:32:56Z says:

      Ha I had the same van but it was an 89 version. Got it well over 400k miles before it finally decided to take a nap.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-07-11T04:11:57Z says:

    The funniest thing here is how 'odometer' is spelled in the tags.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T04:47:18Z says:

      lol

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-07-11T04:47:26Z says:

      hehehehehehe...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-11T05:18:45Z says:

      Fucking Canookistanians

    • nucleusbrains
      nucleusbrains 2008-07-11T14:00:29Z says:

      actually the funniest thing here is that General Motors and Ford are two completly different companys.

    • dirtykazakh
      dirtykazakh 2008-07-11T15:54:54Z says:

      ^idiot...

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-07-11T19:34:23Z says:

      nobrains... jesus christ, that is a "greater than" symbol you twit.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-12T01:00:41Z says:

      .... hence Chevy is greater than Ford... get it?

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:18:27Z says:

      nucleusbrains must be a GM person....

  • AmazingYin
    AmazingYin 2008-07-11T04:13:25Z says:

    haha, the best part is how both with be bankrupt in the next 10 years because they won't stop making gas guzzling shitmobiles

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-11T04:25:08Z says:

      Are you on the product planning board at these companies?

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2008-07-11T04:28:15Z says:

      I dunno, but he certainly isn't on the reply button planning board.

    • DeadSkinMask
      DeadSkinMask 2008-07-11T04:30:51Z says:

      ford maybe, gm no.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-11T09:53:50Z says:

      Yeah, 500,000 mile shitmobile. AmazingDumbass.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-12T01:08:10Z says:

      Yeah because Chevy doesnt make any Hybrids.. oh wait they make a Hybrid Tahoe and a Hybrid Malibu and they even made a Silverado that runs in 4cyl and 8cyl mode to conserve gas. Shucks..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-12T03:16:28Z says:

      Actually, the variable cylinder thing has been around for a long time.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-15T03:44:39Z says:

      Didnt say it was new.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:19:30Z says:

      yeah my hemi's got that. IT DOESN'T DO SHIT!!!!!

  • AmazingYin
    AmazingYin 2008-07-11T04:14:21Z says:

    both will*

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T04:47:56Z says:

      Bitches I hope you know

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-07-11T04:44:44Z says:

    GO CHRYSLER!!!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T04:48:19Z says:

      Aren't they German owned now?

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-07-11T05:09:31Z says:

      Exactly.

    • TitsInMyAss
      TitsInMyAss 2008-07-11T05:19:54Z says:

      are you serious? german cars are made so if one little thing breaks or has a problem the whole vehicle turns to shit.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T05:37:56Z says:

      The vehicle turns to shit? Sounds more Japanese.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-11T07:18:32Z says:

      Not German anymore. Private finance takeover last year.



      Still going to go bust though

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:20:23Z says:

      they get passed around more than FLFisher when he went to prison....

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-07-11T04:48:23Z says:

    GM's cool and all, but I try to stay away from vehicle that top out at 85 mph.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:20:56Z says:

      closer to 45 in this heap

  • UVsaturated
    UVsaturated 2008-07-11T04:59:19Z says:

    Does anyone in America actually used the metric scale on their speedometer or is it just for looks?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-07-11T05:03:30Z says:

      Because we said so.

    • TitsInMyAss
      TitsInMyAss 2008-07-11T05:20:45Z says:

      who looks at the speedometer anymore... i just look at my rpms

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-07-11T06:12:25Z says:

      I just count the number of critters I speed-bump over.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-07-11T05:21:38Z says:

    1986 Toyota pickup, turbo 22RE original engine and transmission, totaled three times. Closing in on 400,000 miles when I sold it.

    And it probably got better gas mileage and towing capacity than your G20. HAH!

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-11T08:45:26Z says:

      There was once a Top Gear special on the Toyota Pickup, proving it to be one mean bastard of a car. They purposely crashed it into walled, dropped a trailer on it, set it on fire, even dumped it into the sea, and it was still running at the end of the show with no part replacements (obviously, after the sea-water flooded the engine they had to drain it, but other than that....). Oh, they also hit it with a wrecking ball too.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-11T08:45:39Z says:

      *into a wall

    • Sevym
      Sevym 2008-07-11T09:44:12Z says:

      Oh, they also put it on top of a building that was being demolished.
      And it was a Hilux.

    • HillaryTaint
      HillaryTaint 2008-07-11T13:12:15Z says:

      I saw that Top Gear. Very impressive.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-07-11T13:15:49Z says:

      yeah.. no one's impressed smerf

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-11T22:53:10Z says:

      Yeah, I had that thing sunk up to the windshield in muddy water. Just pulled it out, took out the spark plugs and pumped the water out using the starter, then drove it home and changed the oil

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-07-11T05:29:03Z says:

    Give me a break. Any vehicle could go over 500K miles, it's just a matter of how much you're stupid enough to put up for maintenance. Show me your drivetrain repair bills.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-07-11T12:28:03Z says:

      heheh hes right.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-11T13:53:43Z says:

      still cheaper than having a monthly car payment....

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:22:42Z says:

      negative

  • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
    BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-07-11T05:31:24Z says:

    yeeeeaaaaaaaa, i bet there's alotta female dna on those seats.... fuckin van..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-11T07:19:30Z says:

      I'm guessing that it's more "lady-boy" dna on those seats

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-11T08:46:15Z says:

      If they have tits, it counts.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2008-07-11T14:57:20Z says:

      I'm no scientist but I don't recall any point in any kind of sexual act where a womans DNA is excreted. I'm thinking more of a slasher type then a player.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-11T16:48:21Z says:

      You're right, you are no scientist.

    • BlowBig
      BlowBig 2008-07-11T17:16:14Z says:

      Umm saliva, womanly juices both have DNA. Need I say more?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-11T19:13:28Z says:

      "womanly juices"? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-17T07:23:35Z says:

      RRRRRRRRRRRetard

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-07-11T06:38:52Z says:

    seriously...who fucking cares? Toyota's do that no problem, and you probably drive it like a bitch.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-11T09:57:09Z says:

      Dont say they can, prove they can.

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-07-11T08:35:26Z says:

    1999 Chevrolet Lumina. Yesterday, it had 307,063 miles. Original engine, original transmission. Only thing that doesnt work are the dash lights.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-07-11T09:42:47Z says:

    And the video I posted of my drunk ass gran didnt get posted?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-11T09:57:54Z says:

      Maybe you forgot to mark it mature.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-07-11T20:40:36Z says:

      ffffuck!

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2008-07-11T11:53:14Z says:

    100,000mls on the engine, 100,000mls pushed, 300,000mls elecric drill on back of speedo for a cool photo

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-07-11T11:56:02Z says:

      And forgot to mention a few hundred being towed.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-11T22:54:17Z says:

      Yeah, like he can afford to tow it.

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-11T13:55:13Z says:

    why could you not clean the glass before taking the pic?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-07-11T16:04:29Z says:

    my cars done 91,000 miles and still going strong

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-07-11T19:12:46Z says:

      The fact it's still going is downright weird.

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-07-11T16:14:49Z says:

    My Chevy's transmission burnt up after 23,000 miles. I have a rebuilt in there now. I still prefer GM over anything else though.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-11T19:05:23Z says:

      Wow, that is really interesting. Thanks for sharing.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-07-11T19:13:00Z says:

      Yeah, because my post was worse than the one above it, and all the others.

    • Really
      Really 2008-07-12T04:53:13Z says:

      I bought a Vandura 1992 3/4 of a ton with a 350 cu engine, that thing still hauls like a monster. 130.000 miles on it, feels like new.

  • seanito666
    seanito666 2008-07-11T23:41:54Z says:

    I think its a chevy

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-07-12T01:40:29Z says:

    A picture of an odometer and a declaration of GM vs Ford. -Welcome to 7th grade.

BlowBig
posted July 11, 2008