This is actually a few years after the original bit, where he basically threw television on its ear by saying all of them during TV and .. well... getting fined :P... its funny how many of these are still not able to be said and which ones are.
ok, I was one day behind, but when I said it he died the day before. yeah, try and figure that out. I go to work at 4AM and get off at 3PM. So I don't sleep alot.
no shit - he's dead? he's been my fav comedian since 1978, when i "borrowed" my brother's LP, took it to a party, smoked a lot of dope, and laughed until i puked...
Actually he had to go to a huge court proceeding over it and they decided it was indecent but not obscene thus changing the boundaries of what comics could say on stage and on TV.
He wasn't an athiest, asshole. If you've ever watched interviews with him talking about religion, you would know that. And if you're so tired, go the fuck to bed.
We, being the collective social conscious held back by political correctness... But I guess that reference is too cerebral for you. Speaking of gay, "Supraliminal?" Gay screen name.
I never questioned what "we" was, so I'm assuming you tried to gather what you could from that feeble mind and posted a quasi-coherent reply to try and pass it off as wit.
I'm sure you were the star member of your debate team.
"You" being an asinine, vacuous-minded, douche bag.
They both have gay names and both fail for spending so much time and thought trying to appear of higher intelligence on Mucho of all places. But Hypo's point is valid, most people loved him because he said Fuck Politically Correct and said what too many are too timid to say. He will be missed.
Thanks Hisa, at least you understood what I meant. And of for the record "HypoLuxaHermesPan" pays tribute to the most badassed band of all time--MINISTRY... Anyway, NIN and all those other fake assed industrial bands worship at the alter of Alian Jorgensen (Hypo Luxa) and Paul Barker (Hermes Pan)!
I've watched Lee Evans before....he is very very unfunny,all his jokes seems to be based on the fact he can walk in a stupid way with his daft looking legs.
Actually, he explained how an English literary professor called him up and convinced him to take "motherfucker" off the list since it was a derivative of "fuck!"
"I think alcohol and tobacco warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: "People who smoke will eventually cough up small brown pieces of lung." And "Warning! Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
anybody ever hear his rag about telephones..."man, arent we glad his name wasnt Alexander Graham Siren?"..."you ever call someone, then forget WHO you were calling?"..."if youre on hold, and you die..."
That was just one routine, from 1980 or so...still funnier than the entire careers of SO many
"The real hardcore people say life begins at fertilization. Which is usully s few minutes after a guy says "Gee honey I was gonna pull out, but the phone rang and it startled me."
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I can't believe he died today
It was yesterday actually.
Can't believe it? He wasn't exactly expected to live to see 100 or anything.
Hes so amazing he could have been immortal...
...and technically it was 2 days ago
Technically it was yesterday 'cause it's still Monday in the USA (Hawaii) you cocksucker, motherfucker TiredGuy (that was for you George)!
ok, I was one day behind, but when I said it he died the day before. yeah, try and figure that out. I go to work at 4AM and get off at 3PM. So I don't sleep alot.
RIP
There will be a Rain Dance tomorrow night,... weather permitting.
no shit - he's dead? he's been my fav comedian since 1978, when i "borrowed" my brother's LP, took it to a party, smoked a lot of dope, and laughed until i puked...
Legend!
I'm the Hippy Dippy Weatherman...With the hippy dippy weather, man.
i heard he got arrested for this bit. disturbing the peace.
fucking pigs.
yup... and fined huge...
well.. huge for 1972 :P
Once again he big hand's on the 4, the little hand's on the 2, and it's time for the 6 O'clock news.
Actually he had to go to a huge court proceeding over it and they decided it was indecent but not obscene thus changing the boundaries of what comics could say on stage and on TV.
RIP George.
I picture him being brought before God and saying, "You're fuckin' REAL?!?"
I picture him being dead and like all atheists unable to say "I told you so".
He wasn't an athiest, asshole. If you've ever watched interviews with him talking about religion, you would know that. And if you're so tired, go the fuck to bed.
If he is standing in front of God, He's telling him that he's done fucking with us, now I'm going to fuck with you.
I passed on an opportunity to see him live last year thinking I would have another chance. Worst mistake ever.
I saw him on a whim in Vegas. Easily one of the most memorable performances I've seen. He says what we're all thinking.
"He says what we're all thinking."
That's quite possibly the gayest shit I've ever heard.
We, being the collective social conscious held back by political correctness... But I guess that reference is too cerebral for you. Speaking of gay, "Supraliminal?" Gay screen name.
I found out (too late) that I could have seen him while I was in Vegas last weekend
I never questioned what "we" was, so I'm assuming you tried to gather what you could from that feeble mind and posted a quasi-coherent reply to try and pass it off as wit.
I'm sure you were the star member of your debate team.
"You" being an asinine, vacuous-minded, douche bag.
Wow..you pulled out a thesaurus on that one huh?
No offense, but hypoluxahermespan is also kind of a gay name.
They both have gay names and both fail for spending so much time and thought trying to appear of higher intelligence on Mucho of all places. But Hypo's point is valid, most people loved him because he said Fuck Politically Correct and said what too many are too timid to say. He will be missed.
Thanks Hisa, at least you understood what I meant. And of for the record "HypoLuxaHermesPan" pays tribute to the most badassed band of all time--MINISTRY... Anyway, NIN and all those other fake assed industrial bands worship at the alter of Alian Jorgensen (Hypo Luxa) and Paul Barker (Hermes Pan)!
they could get russell crowe to play him in the inevitable movie about his life coming to a theater near you.
I wonder if Kevin Smith will direct?
I hope not. His last few movies have been shit.
Russell Crowe? OK whatever. I look forward to seeing Christian nutballs picketing outside movie theaters.
And I look forward to laughing at them as I buy my ticket.
George was always one of the best comedians ever. He will be missed, but never forgotten.
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George Carlin, the ultimate representative of MuchoSuckers!
not anymore
George Carlin would have been banned
haha yes
more then 6 times a year.
George, we all loved you and will miss you intensely. My hats off to you. Smoking a fatty in your honor.
I hope it's Toledo Window Box.
Farts are shit without the mess. That should be Mucho's official slogan lol.
damn shame
Meh...
It isn't like Lee Evans died, or anything.
too bad
just kidding..i don't know who lee evans is but i imagine he's an english comedian
The best EVER!
you english are loyal...there's no place for that here
I always thought Lee Evans was a bit shite tbh. Really fucking annoying, and not a patch on the likes of George Carlin or Richard Pryor.
I've watched Lee Evans before....he is very very unfunny,all his jokes seems to be based on the fact he can walk in a stupid way with his daft looking legs.
I was being sarcastic, fellas.
Lee Evans is awful.
Lee evans is truly awful. They should of taken his life and given it to george instead.
you guys don't like his music skit? i thought it was pretty well done. *shrug*
He's ok but it's been the same stuff for 20 years. Now Cannon & Ball....
that homo swimming pool owner still has the same catchphrase too.
Don't forget Russ Abbott...
Or the Krankies.
Ha ha ha ha! They used to live up the road from me when I was young
Fandabbidozy!
What about the Grumbleweeds?
They were funny. And Robin Colvill is the most down to earth celeb I've ever met.
Celeb? Ha ha ha ha ha ha
In a good mood today. Got my Mighty Boosh Tony Harrison t-shirt.
he never got arrested for saying them on tv..he got arrested for saying them at a show in milwaukee or something
shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker dirty twat ...
i fucked ur mom haha thats a blink 182 song isnt it on the bonus track
Actually, he explained how an English literary professor called him up and convinced him to take "motherfucker" off the list since it was a derivative of "fuck!"
The song was actually shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.
what a badass
Class Clown, I had it on vinyl.
Whats vinyl?
That stuff a Dominatrix wears.
I just got a weird mental picture of that.
rip george...Best comedian of all time
Solong Georgie boy, we hardly knew ye.
"I think alcohol and tobacco warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: "People who smoke will eventually cough up small brown pieces of lung." And "Warning! Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Hahaha
anybody ever hear his rag about telephones..."man, arent we glad his name wasnt Alexander Graham Siren?"..."you ever call someone, then forget WHO you were calling?"..."if youre on hold, and you die..."
That was just one routine, from 1980 or so...still funnier than the entire careers of SO many
"People say life begins at conception. I say, life began about a billion years ago, and its a continuous process."
"The real hardcore people say life begins at fertilization. Which is usully s few minutes after a guy says "Gee honey I was gonna pull out, but the phone rang and it startled me."
mustve been alexander graham SIREN'S phone :)