I dont think Im attractive to a certain type of women. Right now i have spoken to girl who is brown haired and has a tiny ass. Oh boy i have spent so many napkins/toiletpaper in my bed dreamin of her. Napkins are expensive but i dont like to dry my cock with an used napkin......how about you masturbation and relationship?.
Try an old T-shirt. Use one area for the main load and then use the larger surface area for the cleaning. That way it stays softer longer (the T-shirt) and then you won't chafe during the clean up.
Guarantee: "We are not liable if they doll breaks whilst in the middle of bukakke, scat, mutilation, incest, anal, small penises, too much pubic hair, water sports, squid-play, needle-play, BDSM, smoking crack, reading documents that pertain to David Bowie, or any and all sexual acts (masturbating on her face DOES count as a sexual act). We will exchange if it breaks a nail."
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I call dibs. Ha, it's mine.
Finally. I got one. Take that Hank. Now I can finally do what I always wanted. Have lots and lots of really tiny cameras.
Haha
i don't get it..
Hahah
still not getting it,
hehe
cameras? wtf explain, minions!
hahaha
just kidding vic i dont get it either
hahaha, I get it.
hahaha i was kidding before ..i do get it
no you don't
someone care to explain?
ah, she's got a smashed face, must be defective... no, wait...
take that back.
just because they've been defective for that long doesn't mean that's the standard.
japs and their fetishes when will there be a line to cross??
Like you don't think Jap girls are hot. C'mon, look at her.
She would look better with shit all over her face
And squids in her ass!
Definitely in her pussy.
Don't even go there (again).
Pussy.
i think it was pussy.
God i love japanese girls...
same here.
why ?
because i do, there's no real reason. i just do.
i love their faces, hair, bodytype(usually small, petit)
what are you attracted to, plantshit?
Hair
Hair bear?
In the Wonderland Zoo,
There are certain bears who,
Stay at home every night,
Never quarrel or fight,
Hey...we don't even bite.
So don't call,
Help! Help!
Here come the bears
Help! Help!
Here come the bears
Help! Help!
Here come the bears
Lets split!
Ahem, I like Japanese women too. They're great.
plantshit likes that 'sunfreak' monster.
I dont think Im attractive to a certain type of women. Right now i have spoken to girl who is brown haired and has a tiny ass. Oh boy i have spent so many napkins/toiletpaper in my bed dreamin of her. Napkins are expensive but i dont like to dry my cock with an used napkin......how about you masturbation and relationship?.
That is just too much information
Ooh ooh... Mr. Peevly!
1 for Team Too-much-information!!
Try an old T-shirt. Use one area for the main load and then use the larger surface area for the cleaning. That way it stays softer longer (the T-shirt) and then you won't chafe during the clean up.
Glad I could help.
Plantshit never ceases to amaze me...and mildly turn me on....COME OVER HERE BEAR-BOY! LET'S WRASSLE!
why bother using an old t-shirt, 1rish? i just use the shirt i wore that day.
Tube socks FTW
Tube socks FTW
the list grows
I just use any old whores face...let that bitch worry about the clean up!
Ooops! Too much bubble wrap...
i'll take 5!
do they come in different sizes?
From XXPetit to Petit. No XL or XXL I'm afraid.
yeah what the hell. is it me or are they nearly no fat jap girls?
*there
I wonder what happens if one breaks...
Check your guarantee.
Guarantee: "We are not liable if they doll breaks whilst in the middle of bukakke, scat, mutilation, incest, anal, small penises, too much pubic hair, water sports, squid-play, needle-play, BDSM, smoking crack, reading documents that pertain to David Bowie, or any and all sexual acts (masturbating on her face DOES count as a sexual act). We will exchange if it breaks a nail."
what if the nail breaks while reading documents pertaining to david bowie?
i dont have the money for another.
if she breaks, you dont get your money back..remember, she was made in Japan!...
The chinese ones are full of lead and disease though.
Score!I just got two of them....they even gave me a free cup!
by hot, i hope you mean still breathing and with a pulse.
*Jap-Ex is not held liable for the living situation of your purchase. Necrophelia is a life choice. We do not discriminate.
You are all freaks. Japanese girls are just like any other, nothing special.
Other than the fact that their pussy lips run side to side instead of up and down.
lol
hank that's bullshit..
how would you be able to say anything about your preferance, if you're gonna use that?
i like most asian types, but there's a big difference in appearance between an indonesian and a japanese girl.
but i like all flavours.
i just like asians best.
Asian men maybe.
i can't look at an asian woman anymore without thing of poop covered octopus and fucking crazy game shows