It's clerks, I remember it because it fucking pisses me off when people use "masturbate" as a synonym for "jack off". You can't masturbate something other than yourself. You might as well go around threatening to commit suicide to people. You could then say how you went four-wheeling on your dirtbike, mailed your buddy a crank phone call, and sterilized your mom's pussy with the aids bacteria.
Comments to getting fucked by an endangered species
lol ok..
"you got a lil blood there and a lil blood there and a string of parrot jizz running down your ear"
That made me giggle.
so....steff.....when are we gonna get to see some ta-tas?
it's "quote quiz" time:
"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
don't google it, you bastards!
its is the dirty jobs guy?
i don't know what you were trying to say, but i'm sure it was wrong.
No one wants to play your shitty game, fuckface. Go back to whacking off to pictures of Holocaust Jews.
im talking about Mike Rowe* couldn't think of the name at the time.
so, robbie, this is what not caring looks like? it's a movie quote btw.
and scarlet, just say that you don't know it,
hiding behind hostility is the oldest and cheapest trick in the book. it's called "pulling a hank".
im not sure... ive never been in youre position before. i know what quote it is now.
your*
Clerks, towards the end of the film?
you sir, are correct.
5 internets for you!
Quit pulling my hank. It's starting to hurt.
It's clerks, I remember it because it fucking pisses me off when people use "masturbate" as a synonym for "jack off". You can't masturbate something other than yourself. You might as well go around threatening to commit suicide to people. You could then say how you went four-wheeling on your dirtbike, mailed your buddy a crank phone call, and sterilized your mom's pussy with the aids bacteria.
no chance of a hand-job then?
That was a funny looking bird before it started having it's way with his head... after it was just hilarious overall.
lolol, That bird was ecstatic, and the dude was moaning like a bitch losing her virginity.
he's getting a bit friksy
frisky*
reply fail stupid noob yeah loser shit
you said it
yeah, and your comments were a lurking fail.
go back to being quiet.
goes for robbie too, interposting cunt!
funny how you think i care about what you say.
well you do, obviously.
itsthefag is a dumbshit, no doubt.
I would have killed that thing even if it was the last one of its kind.
Why didn't he resist?
He was probably enjoying it, and was only complaning to cover up that fact
Resistance is futile.
if this species would concentrate on fucking their own species, maybe they would not be endangered
True...
Maybe they are near sighted.
Or gay.
2:31 He wants more.
i would say sloppy seconds but since he was first anyways...
guess what the parrot was saying
guess what the parrot was saying
Favorited. that birds face alone is worth the price of admission.