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GGW Best BreastsSome of the best breasts from Girls Gone Wild.. is it me or is it if these are the best, I'd hate to see some of the worst. |
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Helluva place to put a pearl necklace.
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...they all looked fuckable to me...
I concur id say 0:07 is the best. I'd like them to rip them off of her and mount them on my wall.
I'm going to have to agree with 0:07. Cute and nice rack.
definitely 0:07 ftw
i want to motorboat them
26 seconds has nice tits
0:32
:48
-34
yellow
48 is great
...better than any mortal man deserves...
0:24 reminds me of Kavos, drunk birds & the sea...quality!
45 reminds me of your sis
That dead paki lady reminds me of your sis.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kavos, Jesus....what a dump
We also had a run in with some greeks who apparently run the strip with an iron fist. Two of my friends ended up in the shitty Greek hospital & I couldnt walk properly for about 2 months. cunts.
I'll take anything damnit.
You sound hard up. Just go to a bar and buy a couple drinks, for some girls. Play the numbers game, eventually one will say yes. I don't see how some people find it hard to get laid. Well I can understand how it's hard for ugly people. You aren't ugly are you?
^ nothing like the old 'sling enough shit' technique
Or buy them a drink, and slip a roofie in it.
I'm worse than ugly, I'm hesitant. They always wait for me to do something. Why can't they do something damnit?
You just gotta get the nerve to wrap the rope around their neck and drag er into the alley! Go on, you know you want to! It's better when they squirm around, my wife did some hip-swirly thing once, I nearly passed out...
lol
Why don't you try just making eye contact, if they don't make it back just move on to the next one. That way you don't directly go through the humiliation of being shot down.
That works, but if they're just teasing you you're fucked.
Or if they're just trying to get free drinks, you're fucked, hopefully literally.
Go for the shotgun approach. Eventually you'll hit on something. Don't ask Oranje for tips, just look at that shit ugly fucker he pulled.
Make mine a Guiness Jamiee
jamiee, whatever happened to your pic?
It's gone!
Hoooray!!!
er, I mean.....Why, whatever could have happened to it?
Nevermind, it's back. Hoooray!!!
*sighs dejectedly
Your pic wasn't the only thing that disappeared, just the one I was concerned about. They're lovely and I missed 'em.
Too Creepy?
haha I never saw them. You need to send in a new one, a little bit more distance between you & the camera so we can view a little more body shape. Atta girl for posting boobs, you get Oranje approval.
Not too creepy, Apathy, lol.
I won't be posting anymore tit pics and one of the reasons is made clear in the Paris Hilton thread.
What reason is that? I won't make fun of you again. Go read the Paris Hilton thread.
*shriek!
How'd you find me here?
The recent comments on the right side of the homepage. Noob.
Sneaky, isn't he?
Very, very, sneaky.
Delilah, The eye contact thing doesn't always work. If I go downtown I'm usually dressed all in black with a 3/4 black leather coat, and I get a few girls coming up and being very friendly. Unfortunately, it's because they think I'm a doorman and they want a quick way into the nightclubs. :(
I embrace my noobitity.
I would love to embrace your noob titties!
I guess I was also speaking from a personal point, Fugs, because down here I guess you make eye contact for more than three seconds, the will come to our table. That's why I avoid it, if you are ugly I won't look to that side of the room.
Fugs, I don't see how any gal can turn you down. You must be as cuddly as Garfield
Awww I'm in lurve!
Trouble is, every girl that I meet that I really get on with, and enjoy their company always seem to be married or serious with someone. :((
You'll find someone when you least expect it. It's cliche, but true for me.
Dude, do you really dress all in blck with a long leather coat? why would you do that?!
Do they not have singles bars over there?
I also hope you were joking about the coat thing....because that would not help you cause.
Yeah Fugs, best girl I pulled was in the way to the kebab shop. There was a long queue so I just went over to the good looking girls & talkied her into getting me one (good looking girls get served quicker, as you probably know) anyway, she thought I was funny & it went from ther. So yeah, dont try & pull & you get lucky.
^ really badly written but you know what I mean.
You guys need to man up. When you act like you don't need a girl, that is when you meet one. Girls can smell desperation. Just talk to them, you don't have to try to lay the mack down. If you just talk to her like a person instead of a person you really want to bang, she see's you aren't just another guy trying to get i her pants, even if you are.
guys? pleural?
The Pimp Daddy has spoken.
He's right, desperation makes me turn and run.
lol 1rish1 is wider than Wario & everyone knows that all the people with Irish heritage with bad breath. Lets just hope the air freshener hanging from his nose isnt too obvious.
Fugs and Arch mainly. You could use some advice too, my friend. I've seen the girls you pull, but on the same note, I've seen you too.
Thanks guys. I live in hope...
p.s. I don't always wear black, just the odd occasion when I go downtown, which is getting rare due to the numbers of 18 year old wankers who can't drink and want to fight all the time.
lmao I know, I know. I look awful but I couldnt not post that pic now could I? At times like that you have to share the wealth with the fellow low life MSers.
Yeah, that one was a little gem.
1rish, I don't do the desperate thing, it's just that I have an amazing ability to pick married girls. I think it's just pure bad luck. If I fell in a bathful of tits I'd come up sucking my thumb!
Ya know, someone keeps searching my name, ive seen it a couple of times & JamesKirk pointed it out earlier. I think it must be Delilah, she has a crush.
Fugs, married chicks need love too. *wink wink nudge nudge* Just be careful he's not bigger than you.
I applaud your bravery, Oranje. I couldn't do it. That pic provided prolific ms fodder.
A few people said I had balls but I dont mind making myself look foolish. You should be with me when I meet new people. I love to say really inappropriate things that make people uncomfortable. Youll see the new people thinking "wtf" whilst my friends are trying not to laugh, 'cause they know what im doing. Its fucking fantastic.
One thing I dont have the balls to (I may do it when im drunk) is to gte in a lift and face all the other people instead of looking forward at the door like everyone else, now that would be brave!
The first part of that comment sounds a lot like myself, but my friends will laugh.
That would be great! Do it Oranje, with a straight face. People will either laugh, get angry, or just feel really uncomfortable.
I was on an elevator with a girlfriend (attractive girl) and we had been drinking at a party, we were good and buzzed. The elevator was full and my friend grabbed her crotch and just let one rip. She got the various above reactions. I was laughing til I couldn't breathe. How juvenile of us. lol.
Thats the good thing, they let the silence linger because its funnier. People never know how to react, they always try and be polite and act as though they never heard me or sumething, just a little "uhhhh emmmm". Im never offensive, just a little politically incorrect etc, thats why I love this site because its everywhere!!
I am flat out offensive, especialy if I've been drinking. I say some off the wall shit. It embarasses one of my friends to no end. He kinda likes it though when I get real loud and start calling people over to our table in the bar. He is kinda shy and that way he gets to talk to girls.
God seriously, you guys know an MS party would be fun. Its a pitty everyone is all over the world (mainly UK & USA, granted) or we could have a big old knees up. Anything could happen but im sure there would be some 1st class, 5 star stories to tell, from the events that would undoubtedly unfold.
Oh & Jamiee, this in Britain dont forget. No cunt would laugh, most people would just stare at the floor and become really nervous & uncomfortable. The chance of some cunt thinking hes gonna make a stand & say summat is possible but they are the onlu possible outcomes. Mardy cunts when it come to strangers over here, thats why I love doing what I do.
I think a few of us would end up in jail trying to out do each other and shit like that.
If I ever won the lottery, an MS party would be a must. It would be hard work figuring out exactly who to invite, but it would be worth the expense of flying folk in to do it. Question is, where?
I say the party should be at Vic's house; Doesn't he live in Amsterdam? I'd definitely come to an MS party.
lol maybe not Vics house, unless his mum is REALLY nice & doesnt mind a bunch of dumb yanks along with a couple of charming Brits take over. His country wouls be ideal though. Neutral territory & plenty of booze, drugs & stippers for Delilah to fondle.
New York City or Amsterdam.
Vic already said I couldn't stay at his house. Something about explaining to his mom why the 28 year old guy he met on the internet wants to sleep over sound weird.
Heh heh, "a bunch of dumb yanks along with a couple of charming Brits take over." Good job you're not biased Oranje.
windsor, so i wouldn't have to fucking go anywhere.. cuz i'm lazy.
Who said you were invited?
lmao 1rish1, priests - they had to spoil it for everyone.
We should all chip in and get a venue for next New years Eve in Amsterdam. A year to save $ for buying plane tickets should be enough time for everyone. MS felons will struggle with passports.
Only about $60 to Amsterdam from England. Piece of fucking piss for me, Fugs & cheeky.
yak, let us party at yours. Think about how you could get revenge on the people above you who piss Deja off with their stupid alarm.
More like $1200 from California, I guess I'm the one who needs the time, haha. You guys chip in more for the venue, wha do ya say?
Are we leaving Fries here to hold the fort? Or is he coming later with the food?
The best way to do it would be to total up the individual flight costs, add the accomodation & devide it all between us so its equal.
Fugs, lets not tell fries about me forgetting him...m'kay
Oranje, turn on your Windows Live.
I say we party over where I live. Once they yell last call, we drive to Mexico (10 min drive) and see the donkey show. I hear it is great.
Good thinking Oranje, lawyer, assassin, party planner; a man of many talents.
I want to do this. Who wants to talk about it on msn?
I'm sure Bitcho will be happy to see us.
I'm down with Delilahs idea.
You just trying to get me back to yours Delilah? How easy do you think I am?
Don't worry Oranje, I won't tell FRIES THAT YOU FORGOT ABOUT HIM. :)
On that note I'm off to bed for some much needed beauty sleep.
I'm sure I can get into your brass panties. You and Irish both.
Anyway seriously, I want to see the donkey show, it is in what is called the Red District.
We don't give out MSN on here so you got to figure out a way to get your info to us through cheeky
all that man glory, what on earth would you do...
Cheeky, dik, and hank know mine.
none of them are online now
Probably explode.
jamie, email yak & get im to send it to one of us, you too sugar tits
ya, well later then.
ok, oranje, I'll send it to you.
Delilah do you have Windows Live?
No, but I'm sure the starting up process is not hard. I just need my hotmail right?
google it and set it up. not to hard if I did it you can
Fine. Give me a few.
whats this sugar tits business oranje
haha two sugar tits now, you and Delilah & welcome back, where the hell you been? Had you baby?
Damn it! I already booked a trip to Vegas next week. Man, have I got bad timing!!
Yeah, you suck Apathy.
Yeah. :(
very nice, yes....but this was apparently deemed "best" by someone who enjoys big tits....i prefer no more than a decent handful.
That's because you love the sweet caress of a man, fag.
A handful is all you need.
:48 best tits of the bunch.
the girl @ :15 is that cute ass little blonde tramp from the Real World or Road Rules or somthing.
I wish I had huge tits.
Well, show what you have.
Maybe I will.
We'll be waiting.
*patpat*
The time will come.
They're nothing compared to these though.
Welcome to Mucho. Let us be the judge of that.
I'm not really new.
I've been trolling since they had they're old yellow layout.
Then you know we're fans of the bare bosom.
I can see Deja taking it upon herself to hang this Alana, out to dry.
That would not be good.
I'm an innocent little girl. ;[
You really are asking for it
Ha ha "innocent"!
Do you think she would be opposed to giving me a spanking?
haha Youre an attention whore, but the good news is that plenty on here will help you out with that.
I think youre going to be annoying as fuck and end up leaving after a week when Deja makes you feel this* big.
*holds fingers about an inch apart*
Thats what I call 8 inches.
Come on, Alana, don't let us down.
I plannin' a wank.
Alana won't last, but I would like to read the Deja/spanking thread.
I would prefer the video
I didn't say I'd post them now.
I didn't really say if I'd ever post them.
I know what happens to the poor girlies who show off their bodies on here.
I don't think you do: I'm careful about witnesses.
Also: Half the girls posting on here are frustrated males.
I'd get ripped apart.
No, you wouldn't. We didn't give smerf a hard time when he showed his tits, did we?
Just post a clear pic of you in a t-shirt and run the gauntlet like those of us who matter around here did. Then you'll be in the club!
Dubious honors, I know.
Yes you will get ripped apart because it isnt as though you have been a member for even a remotely long time. All you’ve done is come here with an avatar of some birds knickers & started to do the old 'maybe ill post a pic' routine. Youre never going to contribute anything that doesn’t get you attention, nothing funny or even remotely interesting.
She will not be in the club, shell be an attention whore.
I meant the club of people who've posted real pics of themselves. There are plenty of attention whore's in that club.
But I agree, I don't think she'll make it into the club of muchoers that matter.
*whores
Hello, I'm Hank would you like to see my dirty, torn knickers?
There's the gentleman I remember!
I fucking love REAL big breasts.