Shes got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes holdin leg wonderin how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
Shes my baby, shes my baby,
Yeah, its alright.
Shes got hair down to her fanny.
Shes kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime shes dancin she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
Shes so fine, shes all mine,
Girl, you got it right.
and it sounded like the big thug from the bugs bunny cartoons...i wanted someone to walk out when he was like uhh uhhh im gonna cum...and just smack him and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaah shuddaaappp
only "slightly" arousing? i've been looking at "normal porn" so long i don't even get a tinge of feeling in my cock anymore. if it wasn't for the cut to guy's face? i coulda fapped. what is that anyway? in porn films, even to this day, they cut to guys face, fucking cunts! they are taking the piss out of the masterbators!
i dunno about you guys, but she's still too tight for me...i'm more of the hot dog down a hallway type...ya' know...working one sidewall at a time...mmmmmm
As I recall she used to advertise by saying she had a bigger dick than John Holmes. For awhile she was also doing men. Gay guys wanted to have that stump in their asses and seemed to enjoy it even though she was a female. Those were the days. Hairy pussy was the norm and weird sex was too. Hustler magazine didn't recommend her movies and she never made it past a few flicks.
As I recall she used to advertise by saying she had a bigger dick than John Holmes. For awhile she was also doing men. Gay guys wanted to have that stump in their asses and seemed to enjoy it even though she was a female. Those were the days. Hairy pussy was the norm and weird sex was too. Hustler magazine didn't recommend her movies and she never made it past a few flicks.
man, why did they have to use the end music from the film Thief with james cann? that was a fucking great movie, ruined in minutes with amputation pornography... one more reason to hate cripples
Comments to Gimme a hand! Err legg...Errrrrr...
Now I've seen everything........
I would like to agree, but this is MS after all.
agree.
Wow... And now, years later, some poor sap on the net is going "MOM?!?"
Sorry you have to experience that, you poor sap.
I guess she's getting a leg up?
she won't make it in the porn biz.. she doesn't have a leg to stand on
Yes, it is a slippery slope...
^^I want another shot.
Fabreeze I know what you mean.....someone already cut her legs out from under her...
I keep trying to come up with something but I tell ya, I'm stumped...
Nipping this in the bud isn't good enough. Let's cut it off at the knees.
yeah... leg!...
oh wait no i messed it up! let me try again
Obviously she took "Everybody get foot loose" waaaaay too far...
Shes got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes holdin leg wonderin how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
Shes my baby, shes my baby,
Yeah, its alright.
She do the tube steak boogie, boogie woogie all nite long?
Shes got hair down to her fanny.
Shes kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime shes dancin she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
Shes so fine, shes all mine,
Girl, you got it right.
if she wants to make it in this biz, she's got some big shoes to fill.
It's a job that involves a lot of leg work.
I think you underestimate her, She's a stand up girl...
Snova's right. She's a big girl and she can stand on her own two feet
Everyone wants to judge this girl.....well don't. Not until you've walked a mile in her shoe...
somebody give that girl a hand. . shit.
She's Loose, footloose
Kickin off her Sunday shoe
^^I already did that one. You should have said she's footloose and ankle free...
I read em all but missed it.And just when it started to roll.I suck.
look's like she may have one foot in the grave now
Like Sammy Hagar says, "One foot on the brake one fo-ohh woops, nevermind.
You know; she really put her foot in it this time...
At least when she says something stupid she doesn't wind up with her foot in her mouth
Hey, why buy the cow when you've got the calf at home.............
these are gettin' harder
I guess she'll never be able to play a good game of football....aww damn, that was just stupid.
I hate all this pussyfooting.
I think you mean pussy... shinning?
You'll get some leg tonight for sure...
look, shes handi capable, she got her foot in the door all by herself.
Well, as long as she doesn't shoot herself in the foot...
Don't make her put her foot down
Look's like she's a leg up on you. Oh I mean in you.
Tell her to shake a leg,Or her peg
76 trombones in the big parade
haha cripples are funny! :D
ha! that one guy looks like george bush
and it sounded like the big thug from the bugs bunny cartoons...i wanted someone to walk out when he was like uhh uhhh im gonna cum...and just smack him and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaah shuddaaappp
For real, whats up with all these posts today that have guys that sound like fucking dogs and retards when they cum. Geez
They're like one giant fucking machine
I like how everyone is just kind of expecting the person who is probably the least capable of pleasuring everyone at the same time to do all the work.
And that, my fellow fucks, was some ackward ass pleasuring.
now just chop off the other foot for some anal
Talk about getting your ass kicked! I say Hot Damn
keefbox you have excelled with this offering! mucho respecto
Yuck, they didn't even use a condom.
Or pantyhose.
not even the traditional tube sock
I'm glad this wasn't labeled as "Mature" because my 4 year old son wouldn't have been able to enjoy it with me.
If you are showing anything from this website to your 4 year old son, you have issues.
at the age of four i hope he's had his first spliff already!
that's the english..
Did you give him a "Marajuana cigar, known as a blunt"?
Don't sweat it, rainman, it's really my son, and I'm cool with it.
Does anyone else find that mildly disturbing?
i find it slightly arousing
I found it vaguely confusing
only "slightly" arousing? i've been looking at "normal porn" so long i don't even get a tinge of feeling in my cock anymore. if it wasn't for the cut to guy's face? i coulda fapped. what is that anyway? in porn films, even to this day, they cut to guys face, fucking cunts! they are taking the piss out of the masterbators!
No just a bit disturbed that is was so mild.
Shit i missed the reply button.
That looked like big giant finger going into her vagina.
I wonder if it ejaculates...
"Women, Women what a blessing
they can shit without undressing
Men, men poor sons'o'bitches
must undress or shit their britches"
Well, they could wear a kilt.
Don't encourage idiots!
Fuck you, nova. Ladies love the kilt!
I was talking about covriguy! And I've seen you in your kilt my friend. And I just say WOW...
Oh... Ok then.
...The fact that you said "WOW" about that picture kinda has me worried.
what....the....fuck..was up with that guy's O face.
No shit! I thought for a second he was going to sneeze.
Whoa!! I haven't seen a clip from the stump fucking movie in ages. 80's shock porn at its' finest.
i dunno about you guys, but she's still too tight for me...i'm more of the hot dog down a hallway type...ya' know...working one sidewall at a time...mmmmmm
I'm more of a warm bowl of mayonnaise man myself.
I imagine regenerating a foot at will is NOT an option at this point...
This was made back in the 80's and you're right. She didn't make it big.
As I recall she used to advertise by saying she had a bigger dick than John Holmes. For awhile she was also doing men. Gay guys wanted to have that stump in their asses and seemed to enjoy it even though she was a female. Those were the days. Hairy pussy was the norm and weird sex was too. Hustler magazine didn't recommend her movies and she never made it past a few flicks.
how was that stump? tight?
As I recall she used to advertise by saying she had a bigger dick than John Holmes. For awhile she was also doing men. Gay guys wanted to have that stump in their asses and seemed to enjoy it even though she was a female. Those were the days. Hairy pussy was the norm and weird sex was too. Hustler magazine didn't recommend her movies and she never made it past a few flicks.
I wonder if she can get a stump related STD.
AAAAAHAHAHA! Why do you idiots even bother with a mature filter?
man... I would really really really love to get off this site someday.
man, why did they have to use the end music from the film Thief with james cann? that was a fucking great movie, ruined in minutes with amputation pornography... one more reason to hate cripples