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thats rather catchy
Its a lame attempt at making a Jock Devvo. Lame.
It's blacktee.
Is that a bottle of buckfast he's holding?
Yep, it is.
Buckfast is what?
Hanky have you never heard of 'google' ?
Fries, have you never heard of 'gofuckyourself'?
is that Scottish too ?
Hank: it's a type of tonic wine, popular with scottish drunks.
wreck-the-hoose juice
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Mildly funny, only because i know people who talk like this. Best policy is to just smile & agree, maybe add a "too right" into the mix occasionally.
I bet he's pissed off the wrong people some time. Look at that half chelsea smile...
I've heard that even other Scotsmen find Glaswegians unintelligible.
Even other Glaswegians find Glaswegians unintelligible.
PCP! Is this even English?
I tried to play Gears of War with some Scots once, couldn't understand a fucking thing they said the whole time
I see he has "the mark of a squealer"
why so serious?
I'm pretty sure that's Australia, not Glasgow... But I could be wrong, so if I am let me know...
you're wrong..you're always wrong
I wanna put your name in your ass...
It's Glasgow. Couple of clues: scar on face and shite weather.
You're very very wrong.
definately Scottish cos i cant understand a fucking word he was saying
this guy is as scottish as a haggis getting fucked by a bagpipe
What on earth made you think anything about this video was Australian?
You mean you didn't see the Sydney Opera House in the background?
That's not the Sydney Opera House. It's a concert hall in Glasgow. Used to live there.
Yet more proof of Steels utter stupidity.
i've been to glasgow twice when i was a kid
You found your way back the first time, so your parents took you there again to try and ditch you.
i always thought that
Behold... the wonderful way rap has effected our world.
Beholding.
Beheld.
i think Devvo did this sort of shit first
Here are the lyrics. Enjoy and sing along!!! :) ------------------------
"Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fuckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw
Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)
Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?"
Thanks for that, now we can all sing along.
hahahaha
how does one bolt their nugget?? very confused as to why one would want to??
"Bolt" as in "run away", "Ya nugget" as in "You idiot". Glaswegian really is a very special language.
This kid needs to meet those Russian bouncers. That would be a dream video.
I think I've seen his gold chain at a fancy dress store on sale for a quid.
What a dork
you are so turned on by him
Guess where you're honeymooning
all i got to say is what the fuck ??
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Comments to Glaswegian Gangster Rap
thats rather catchy
Its a lame attempt at making a Jock Devvo. Lame.
It's blacktee.
Is that a bottle of buckfast he's holding?
Yep, it is.
Buckfast is what?
Hanky have you never heard of 'google' ?
Fries, have you never heard of 'gofuckyourself'?
is that Scottish too ?
Hank: it's a type of tonic wine, popular with scottish drunks.
wreck-the-hoose juice
commotion lotion
Mildly funny, only because i know people who talk
like this. Best policy is to just smile & agree, maybe
add a "too right" into the mix occasionally.
I bet he's pissed off the wrong people some time.
Look at that half chelsea smile...
I've heard that even other Scotsmen find Glaswegians unintelligible.
Even other Glaswegians find Glaswegians unintelligible.
PCP! Is this even English?
I tried to play Gears of War with some Scots once, couldn't understand a fucking thing they said the whole time
I see he has "the mark of a squealer"
why so serious?
I'm pretty sure that's Australia, not Glasgow... But I could be wrong, so if I am let me know...
you're wrong..you're always wrong
I wanna put your name in your ass...
It's Glasgow. Couple of clues: scar on face and shite weather.
You're very very wrong.
definately Scottish cos i cant understand a fucking word he was saying
this guy is as scottish as a haggis getting fucked by a bagpipe
What on earth made you think anything about this video was Australian?
You mean you didn't see the Sydney Opera House in the background?
That's not the Sydney Opera House. It's a concert hall in Glasgow. Used to live there.
Yet more proof of Steels utter stupidity.
i've been to glasgow twice when i was a kid
You found your way back the first time, so your parents took you there again to try and ditch you.
i always thought that
Behold... the wonderful way rap has effected our world.
Beholding.
Beheld.
i think Devvo did this sort of shit first
Here are the lyrics. Enjoy and sing along!!! :)
------------------------
"Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fuckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw
Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)
Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?"
Thanks for that, now we can all sing along.
hahahaha
how does one bolt their nugget?? very confused as to why one would want to??
"Bolt" as in "run away", "Ya nugget" as in "You idiot". Glaswegian really is a very special language.
This kid needs to meet those Russian bouncers. That would be a dream video.
I think I've seen his gold chain at a fancy dress store on sale for a quid.
What a dork
you are so turned on by him
Guess where you're honeymooning
all i got to say is what the fuck ??