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Glaswegian Gangster Rap

Cookies to anyone who can translate it (cos I haven't a fucking clue what he's singing about)

Glaswegian Gangster Rap

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  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-11-09T05:32:49Z says:

    thats rather catchy

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-11-09T05:38:56Z says:

    Its a lame attempt at making a Jock Devvo. Lame.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-09T09:28:19Z says:

      It's blacktee.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-09T09:30:40Z says:

      Is that a bottle of buckfast he's holding?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-09T09:34:05Z says:

      Yep, it is.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-09T10:02:35Z says:

      Buckfast is what?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-09T10:07:32Z says:

      Hanky have you never heard of 'google' ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-09T10:10:43Z says:

      Fries, have you never heard of 'gofuckyourself'?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-09T10:22:02Z says:

      is that Scottish too ?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-09T10:46:12Z says:

      Hank: it's a type of tonic wine, popular with scottish drunks.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-09T15:41:56Z says:

      wreck-the-hoose juice

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-09T15:44:39Z says:

      commotion lotion

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-04-16T18:29:20Z says:

      Mildly funny, only because i know people who talk
      like this. Best policy is to just smile & agree, maybe
      add a "too right" into the mix occasionally.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-04-16T18:32:06Z says:

      I bet he's pissed off the wrong people some time.
      Look at that half chelsea smile...

  • golemmings
    golemmings 2008-11-09T05:43:39Z says:

    I've heard that even other Scotsmen find Glaswegians unintelligible.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-09T09:36:04Z says:

      Even other Glaswegians find Glaswegians unintelligible.

    • cameltoast
      cameltoast 2008-11-09T15:34:16Z says:

      PCP! Is this even English?

    • cameltoast
      cameltoast 2008-11-09T15:36:15Z says:

      I tried to play Gears of War with some Scots once, couldn't understand a fucking thing they said the whole time

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-11-09T06:25:55Z says:

    I see he has "the mark of a squealer"

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2008-11-09T08:10:17Z says:

    I'm pretty sure that's Australia, not Glasgow... But I could be wrong, so if I am let me know...

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-09T09:17:29Z says:

      you're wrong..you're always wrong

    • SteeLxLiver
      SteeLxLiver 2008-11-09T09:27:29Z says:

      I wanna put your name in your ass...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-09T09:32:39Z says:

      It's Glasgow. Couple of clues: scar on face and shite weather.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-09T09:33:27Z says:

      You're very very wrong.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-09T10:09:33Z says:

      definately Scottish cos i cant understand a fucking word he was saying

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-09T10:31:49Z says:

      this guy is as scottish as a haggis getting fucked by a bagpipe

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-11-09T10:42:15Z says:

      What on earth made you think anything about this video was Australian?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-09T11:41:05Z says:

      You mean you didn't see the Sydney Opera House in the background?

    • Azderiel
      Azderiel 2008-11-09T13:34:01Z says:

      That's not the Sydney Opera House. It's a concert hall in Glasgow. Used to live there.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-09T13:52:09Z says:

      Yet more proof of Steels utter stupidity.

  • dik
    dik 2008-11-09T09:43:24Z says:

    i've been to glasgow twice when i was a kid

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-09T10:05:07Z says:

      You found your way back the first time, so your parents took you there again to try and ditch you.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-09T10:32:28Z says:

      i always thought that

  • JimJonesRevenge
    JimJonesRevenge 2008-11-09T09:54:33Z says:

    Behold... the wonderful way rap has effected our world.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-11-09T10:10:55Z says:

    i think Devvo did this sort of shit first

  • Thingfish
    Thingfish 2008-11-09T10:40:20Z says:

    Here are the lyrics. Enjoy and sing along!!! :)
    ------------------------

    "Here mate (whit?)

    You lookin at ma burd? (naw)

    How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?

    Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

    Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

    Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

    Am gony pump your maw

    Here you, that will be right

    I heard you tried to knock my stash last night

    Here you, what's the fuckin script

    You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped

    Here you ya stupit we dafty

    Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,

    Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,

    That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Here you, that will be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Am gony rip your jaw

    Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky

    If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie

    Wash it doon wae a couple of pills

    I know they eckies will cure ma ills

    Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed

    When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid

    Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash

    Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash

    If that dusny work we'll get some crack

    Freebase some coke and then some smack

    PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Here you, that will be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)

    Don't geez any yer,

    Don't geez any yer,

    Don't geez any yer shite!

    (Ah pumped yer maw last night)

    Don't geez any yer,

    Don't geez any yer,

    Don't geez any yer shite!

    (Ah smoked yer draw last night)

    Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)

    Here you, that'll be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)

    Here you, that will be right

    Here you, bolt ya nugget

    Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?"

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-11-09T19:00:18Z says:

      Thanks for that, now we can all sing along.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-10T03:33:34Z says:

      hahahaha

    • yamabushi
      yamabushi 2008-11-10T13:25:12Z says:

      how does one bolt their nugget?? very confused as to why one would want to??

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-10T22:57:23Z says:

      "Bolt" as in "run away", "Ya nugget" as in "You idiot". Glaswegian really is a very special language.

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-11-09T11:58:50Z says:

    This kid needs to meet those Russian bouncers. That would be a dream video.

  • monkfish
    monkfish 2008-11-09T15:22:14Z says:

    I think I've seen his gold chain at a fancy dress store on sale for a quid.

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-11-09T15:55:02Z says:

    What a dork

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-10T04:35:21Z says:

      you are so turned on by him

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-10T23:10:51Z says:

      Guess where you're honeymooning

  • cryax
    cryax 2008-11-10T00:14:38Z says:

    all i got to say is what the fuck ??

Mannynub
posted November 09, 2008

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