'Murder Mysteries and Monty Python' That's where the Brits kick royal ass ... When it gets down to fighting, get back in the basement. Turn off the lights, and wait for the Americans to save you.
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in the black shirt was arrested for assault, and ordered to pay restitution to the nigger in the wife beater for pain and suffering, as is the "progressive" way.
Some dude broke into this guy's house and held a knife to the neck of his wife and children, and he and his family are convicted on charges for beating the guy, face prison terms, and owe him monetary compenasation?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Hey Roland, if something like that happens, you either kill them and don't let them leave the house, or beat him like they did but drag his ass down the road and deny he was ever there. Your wife and kid and your word against his.
So is Daily Mail a shitty tabloid with page 4 tits or whatever? I've found one or two interesting links that lead there, but don't know anything about their journalistic integrity.
Also, when the zombies come, I pick Irish and Toolman for my team. If Wanko let's us use his bunker, my money's on us outlasting all the rest of you fucks.
Yes, the Daily Mail is a tabloid that masquerades as a broadsheet in presentation, but not reporting. It's readership is mainly made up from members of the British National Party. They favour sensationalism over facts & have an incredibly unattractive agenda.
The Daily Mail is a paper high on opinion and low on fact. They were the leading news source that went with the MMR jabs scare a few years ago and due to their fine "journalism" a generation has to worry about permanent health disabilities.
Actually that is my bunker, an 100+ year old factory in a small town. About 40,000 sq ft. The walls are brick, over a foot thick (the bricks are only about 3.5" wide but they're 4 thick. The ceiling has collapsed in some parts and taken the second floor with it, so it is more castle-like. Once I get a ceiling and some repairs done I'll rent storage space in it for cars & boats until the zombies come.
nice to see the local nerd win one. This will most likely not be the end of it. Seeing as how he can't win a fight fair and square the little shitfaced punk 'll come back with his'friends' and jump the poor sod.
There are many different explanations on the acronym, I tend to go with Council House And Violent. Whatever it means, a chav is a younger member of society who likes a bit of anti social behaviour. You can also use Ned or Scally. They love cheap gaudy jewelery, branded sportswear and knock off Burberry/Aquascutum gear. They don't work as they're unemployable because school was something that happened to everyone else. Just another in a long line of social groupings like Casuals, Skinheads, Punks, Mods, Rockers, Teds etc.
More is made of chavs nowadays because the 24 hour media always love a cheap story with lurid headlines and an excuse to wheel out an old fart who thinks "birching is to good for them". The chavs love a bit of media exposure because they get to be on telly.
Council House - Government Housing
Behaviour - Seriously? Maybe the American spelling "behavior" will help
Casuals - Football hooligans (The Football Factory)
Birching - Corporal Punishment...being hit with a cane.
How do you figure that IanR, you fucking faggot, because I'm not up on English slang? Or maybe its because i made a joke about the spelling of behavior and you were just too stupid to realize it was joke. Maybe you and fries should start hanging ouy since you dumbshits are obviously on the same level.
A CHAV goes by many names depending on what part of England you're from. The word Chav is the most well known for some reason because the media liked it. It was originally 'Cheltenham Avergae' CH-AV. All the other Acronyms have just been made up after the fact. I'm originally from Plymouth. I now live in Canada. In Plymouth they were known as Kevs and the girls were Sharons. Later on we started calling them Swills, Swillys, Swilly cunts. named after the place Swilly, which was the roughest place in the city.
1rish1 i never sounded you out on your lack of understanding the slang words , i sounded you out on the fact that the 'chav' definition has been brought up on here many times before and yet you still dont hav a fucking clue.
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That took way to long to get going
'Murder Mysteries and Monty Python' That's where the Brits kick royal ass ... When it gets down to fighting, get back in the basement. Turn off the lights, and wait for the Americans to save you.
I hate brits just as much as the next guy, but a brit did kick ass here, I give him props for actually putting his hands up.
You're right. In fact the the pilot-fighters from England were incredible. I was just trying to be funny. ... didn't work. hahaha
Give him props? You fucking nigger.
They are dutch u morons, holland
Who's dutch?
I'm certain that's Liverpool.
It's St Helens
Isnt that still the same
Not in League
UK plates on the bike and a scouse accent. got to hate them scousers
In holland and belgium the plates are also yellow with black, and the accent is dutch language i can understand it. no brits in this video.
You're a fucking knob if you think they're Dutch. They're scousers you retard.
haha
You gotta love the way he can understand them speaking Dutch though.
Shit, I can understand them too, kinda!
I didn't know I could speak Dutch?!
maybe all ue Brits can understand Dutch then
*us
natuurlijk
They all speak a bit funny up in Scouseland la
Yeah, Dutch funny.
soo...? did they start fighting because the guy in black wouldn't let the other guy kiss him?
That's what it looked like for a second there.
that guy is so calm it's almost lame. but he's taking lessons from anderson silva. he got good hands
lucky hands. everything there was an accedent. he suprised himself doin that.
"Let me close your gate for you sir"
lol
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in the black shirt was arrested for assault, and ordered to pay restitution to the nigger in the wife beater for pain and suffering, as is the "progressive" way.
That's certainly the way things would go in North America.
Um... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212680/Millionaire-faces-jail-attack-knife-raider-home.html
Some dude broke into this guy's house and held a knife to the neck of his wife and children, and he and his family are convicted on charges for beating the guy, face prison terms, and owe him monetary compenasation?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No they are not, poor burglar. :)
U need to kill them and stuff em under in ur basemement no punishment what so ever.
if someone comes in my house he will die by Narsil
You call your penis Narsil?
^gayest thing i read all day.
*sexiest
Hey Roland, if something like that happens, you either kill them and don't let them leave the house, or beat him like they did but drag his ass down the road and deny he was ever there. Your wife and kid and your word against his.
you shoot to kill, always
The funny thing is, only criminals read the daily mail.
or racists
Or people who say "It's political correctness gone maaaad!" and mean it.
haha All one & the same.
Roland, something very similar happened to me. I got knocked out and the guy was trying to stab me. A friend intervened and we got charged.
Stab? Charged? Try Fuck, and Off.
Why, is that how you do it? You roll over and let them fuck you? Maybe you should have gone and taken the Benning combatives.
From a squid/fag high boy like you, no thanks.
"squid/fag"? What does that even mean?
It means he wants you
A fag with eight arms?
So is Daily Mail a shitty tabloid with page 4 tits or whatever? I've found one or two interesting links that lead there, but don't know anything about their journalistic integrity.
Also, when the zombies come, I pick Irish and Toolman for my team. If Wanko let's us use his bunker, my money's on us outlasting all the rest of you fucks.
First off, its my team and what is this "let" shit? If he doesn't want to co-operate then we take his shit.
Yes, the Daily Mail is a tabloid that masquerades as a broadsheet in presentation, but not reporting. It's readership is mainly made up from members of the British National Party. They favour sensationalism over facts & have an incredibly unattractive agenda.
If you want a British news source, try:
www.timesonline.co.uk
www.independent.co.uk
www.guardian.co.uk
www.ft.com
The Daily Mail is a paper high on opinion and low on fact. They were the leading news source that went with the MMR jabs scare a few years ago and due to their fine "journalism" a generation has to worry about permanent health disabilities.
Fucking cunts
Why would anyone want a bunker in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse? What you want is a fine upstanding castle. Preferably with all it's walls intact.
Actually that is my bunker, an 100+ year old factory in a small town. About 40,000 sq ft. The walls are brick, over a foot thick (the bricks are only about 3.5" wide but they're 4 thick. The ceiling has collapsed in some parts and taken the second floor with it, so it is more castle-like. Once I get a ceiling and some repairs done I'll rent storage space in it for cars & boats until the zombies come.
Roland, 1rish and Tool can use it, just keep hank the fuck away. That guy looks like a zombie already.
I guess Fries can come along since he has a beretta and Kirk can bring his trucks over. Dik will bring beer and we can eat his dog.
you don't live in a bunker, you're squatting in a derelict building.
I'm squatting over your face and taking a dump. No homo.
The ghetto sounds the same there as it does in the US, just with different accents.
thats not the ghetto ....thtas the posh side of town, its got grass on the lawn and you'd never leave a bike out night or day
It's really posh cuz there's still a gate on there.
I thought when you push someone that you were supposed to be still and the other person was moved from where they were... Not the other way around...
tosser?
wanker
"jerk off" to you American types.
Scalawag
Moooooron
Ey ey, calm down, calm down!
You tellin' me to calm down soft 'ead?
Go 'ead la' do it, go on, go on!
Calm down, calm down soft lad
I fucking hate scousers.
you also seem to dislike the reply button
No, posting two separate comments like this was what I was aiming to do.
nice to see the local nerd win one. This will most likely not be the end of it. Seeing as how he can't win a fight fair and square the little shitfaced punk 'll come back with his'friends' and jump the poor sod.
Do they play softball there?
Nobody owns a bat?
Welcome to the rest of the world where no one cares about baseball or softball
He hit him with a cricket bat.
We don't use dollars over here either...tool.
That's good information. Thanks
Softball bat, cricket bat, I don't give a fuck if it's a wiffleball bat, everybody needs to own a least one bat!
i got some vampire bats in my attic, does that count?
haha, does that "Count"?
Punny
You can talk about his wife and kids but you better never ever touch his trash can.
Don't fuck with the zen master.
I'll ask again, what exactly is a chav?
oh come on..even i know that
from what i gather it's an english redneck type wigger punk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
dik, I have gathered a vague idea of what it is. I was hoping cheeky or some other brit (not fries as he is stupid) would define it.
Chav is an acronym for "Council House Associated Vermin". Dik's description summed them up nicely.
It's been mention loads of times on here what chavs are and that dumbass 1rish1 still doesnt know.
Then again he is a potato nigger and they are ignorant
There are many different explanations on the acronym, I tend to go with Council House And Violent. Whatever it means, a chav is a younger member of society who likes a bit of anti social behaviour. You can also use Ned or Scally. They love cheap gaudy jewelery, branded sportswear and knock off Burberry/Aquascutum gear. They don't work as they're unemployable because school was something that happened to everyone else. Just another in a long line of social groupings like Casuals, Skinheads, Punks, Mods, Rockers, Teds etc.
More is made of chavs nowadays because the 24 hour media always love a cheap story with lurid headlines and an excuse to wheel out an old fart who thinks "birching is to good for them". The chavs love a bit of media exposure because they get to be on telly.
Now THAT is an explanation Fries.
I'm going to need an explanation on about half of the words you used in that "explanation".
Thats just a waste of time Cheeky , cos that thicky 1rish1 will have forgotten this time next week
Council House, behaviour, casuals, birching.
Council House - Government Housing
Behaviour - Seriously? Maybe the American spelling "behavior" will help
Casuals - Football hooligans (The Football Factory)
Birching - Corporal Punishment...being hit with a cane.
1rish1 you really are summing up the stupidity of your nation
Hey, I regret that.
The first paragraph of the wiki link posted by Steven sums the little fucks up quite nicely.
How do you figure that IanR, you fucking faggot, because I'm not up on English slang? Or maybe its because i made a joke about the spelling of behavior and you were just too stupid to realize it was joke. Maybe you and fries should start hanging ouy since you dumbshits are obviously on the same level.
IanR is looking to get Paddy Whacked .
A CHAV goes by many names depending on what part of England you're from. The word Chav is the most well known for some reason because the media liked it. It was originally 'Cheltenham Avergae' CH-AV. All the other Acronyms have just been made up after the fact. I'm originally from Plymouth. I now live in Canada. In Plymouth they were known as Kevs and the girls were Sharons. Later on we started calling them Swills, Swillys, Swilly cunts. named after the place Swilly, which was the roughest place in the city.
Yeah, wiggers.
1rish1 i never sounded you out on your lack of understanding the slang words , i sounded you out on the fact that the 'chav' definition has been brought up on here many times before and yet you still dont hav a fucking clue.
I never said you did. I just called you a dumbshit on general principal.
thats ok then
Manwithstick....I first heard it as CHeltenham AVerage
Ha ha ha ha fucked up.....CHorley AVerage
CHeeky's Ass Violators
They're not really wiggers, they aren't influenced by black culture.
They're far too racist for that
Do you want the optional lube with your order Fugs or are you just going to use chip fat?
I'll take the minty stuff again, please.
So that's the card debited and the order will be sent asap.....does Typical know about this?
She does, just don't tell Britt...
*emails Britt
ask and you shall receive
I want HockeyBritt
OWNED!
Hey, thanks for clearing that up.