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  • SwissFandango
    SwissFandango 2009-10-13T04:04:59Z says:

    That took way to long to get going

  • DahmersDoctor
    DahmersDoctor 2009-10-13T04:15:13Z says:

    'Murder Mysteries and Monty Python' That's where the Brits kick royal ass ... When it gets down to fighting, get back in the basement. Turn off the lights, and wait for the Americans to save you.

    • Fullmetaljacket
      Fullmetaljacket 2009-10-13T04:24:08Z says:

      I hate brits just as much as the next guy, but a brit did kick ass here, I give him props for actually putting his hands up.

    • DahmersDoctor
      DahmersDoctor 2009-10-13T05:09:26Z says:

      You're right. In fact the the pilot-fighters from England were incredible. I was just trying to be funny. ... didn't work. hahaha

    • Pinjas
      Pinjas 2009-10-13T08:45:07Z says:

      Give him props? You fucking nigger.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-10-13T10:09:14Z says:

      They are dutch u morons, holland

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T10:50:12Z says:

      Who's dutch?

    • manwithstick
      manwithstick 2009-10-13T17:32:42Z says:

      I'm certain that's Liverpool.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T17:43:12Z says:

      It's St Helens

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-13T17:45:11Z says:

      Isnt that still the same

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T17:54:09Z says:

      Not in League

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2009-10-13T18:32:01Z says:

      UK plates on the bike and a scouse accent. got to hate them scousers

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-10-14T04:04:32Z says:

      In holland and belgium the plates are also yellow with black, and the accent is dutch language i can understand it. no brits in this video.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:21:55Z says:

      You're a fucking knob if you think they're Dutch. They're scousers you retard.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-14T17:01:36Z says:

      haha

      You gotta love the way he can understand them speaking Dutch though.

      Shit, I can understand them too, kinda!

      I didn't know I could speak Dutch?!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-14T17:05:04Z says:

      maybe all ue Brits can understand Dutch then

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-14T17:05:13Z says:

      *us

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T17:10:44Z says:


      natuurlijk

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T17:11:17Z says:

      They all speak a bit funny up in Scouseland la

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-14T19:49:12Z says:

      Yeah, Dutch funny.

  • 42Adams
    42Adams 2009-10-13T04:25:37Z says:

    soo...? did they start fighting because the guy in black wouldn't let the other guy kiss him?

    • Steff-Chan
      Steff-Chan 2009-10-13T06:20:15Z says:

      That's what it looked like for a second there.

  • Indica
    Indica 2009-10-13T04:40:20Z says:

    that guy is so calm it's almost lame. but he's taking lessons from anderson silva. he got good hands

    • MikeekiM
      MikeekiM 2009-10-13T07:56:45Z says:

      lucky hands. everything there was an accedent. he suprised himself doin that.

  • Snarf
    Snarf 2009-10-13T05:05:51Z says:

    "Let me close your gate for you sir"

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-10-13T05:30:25Z says:

    I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in the black shirt was arrested for assault, and ordered to pay restitution to the nigger in the wife beater for pain and suffering, as is the "progressive" way.

    • FirstReflect
      FirstReflect 2009-10-13T05:53:32Z says:

      That's certainly the way things would go in North America.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-10-13T07:10:57Z says:

      Um... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212680/Millionaire-faces-jail-attack-knife-raider-home.html

      Some dude broke into this guy's house and held a knife to the neck of his wife and children, and he and his family are convicted on charges for beating the guy, face prison terms, and owe him monetary compenasation?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-10-13T10:12:13Z says:

      No they are not, poor burglar. :)
      U need to kill them and stuff em under in ur basemement no punishment what so ever.

    • Alda
      Alda 2009-10-13T10:37:41Z says:

      if someone comes in my house he will die by Narsil

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T11:14:46Z says:

      You call your penis Narsil?

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-13T11:17:49Z says:

      ^gayest thing i read all day.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T11:19:33Z says:

      *sexiest

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-13T12:48:42Z says:

      Hey Roland, if something like that happens, you either kill them and don't let them leave the house, or beat him like they did but drag his ass down the road and deny he was ever there. Your wife and kid and your word against his.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-10-13T12:56:14Z says:

      you shoot to kill, always

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T12:59:03Z says:

      The funny thing is, only criminals read the daily mail.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T13:05:11Z says:

      or racists

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T13:05:57Z says:

      Or people who say "It's political correctness gone maaaad!" and mean it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T13:12:43Z says:

      haha All one & the same.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T16:56:24Z says:

      Roland, something very similar happened to me. I got knocked out and the guy was trying to stab me. A friend intervened and we got charged.

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2009-10-13T17:35:34Z says:

      Stab? Charged? Try Fuck, and Off.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T18:49:29Z says:

      Why, is that how you do it? You roll over and let them fuck you? Maybe you should have gone and taken the Benning combatives.

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2009-10-13T20:12:13Z says:

      From a squid/fag high boy like you, no thanks.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T20:14:35Z says:

      "squid/fag"? What does that even mean?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T21:00:35Z says:

      It means he wants you

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T22:37:57Z says:

      A fag with eight arms?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-10-14T05:56:12Z says:

      So is Daily Mail a shitty tabloid with page 4 tits or whatever? I've found one or two interesting links that lead there, but don't know anything about their journalistic integrity.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-10-14T05:58:58Z says:

      Also, when the zombies come, I pick Irish and Toolman for my team. If Wanko let's us use his bunker, my money's on us outlasting all the rest of you fucks.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-14T06:07:46Z says:

      First off, its my team and what is this "let" shit? If he doesn't want to co-operate then we take his shit.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-14T12:15:49Z says:

      Yes, the Daily Mail is a tabloid that masquerades as a broadsheet in presentation, but not reporting. It's readership is mainly made up from members of the British National Party. They favour sensationalism over facts & have an incredibly unattractive agenda.

      If you want a British news source, try:

      www.timesonline.co.uk
      www.independent.co.uk
      www.guardian.co.uk
      www.ft.com

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:26:00Z says:

      The Daily Mail is a paper high on opinion and low on fact. They were the leading news source that went with the MMR jabs scare a few years ago and due to their fine "journalism" a generation has to worry about permanent health disabilities.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:26:10Z says:

      Fucking cunts

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:30:18Z says:

      Why would anyone want a bunker in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse? What you want is a fine upstanding castle. Preferably with all it's walls intact.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-14T23:48:40Z says:

      Actually that is my bunker, an 100+ year old factory in a small town. About 40,000 sq ft. The walls are brick, over a foot thick (the bricks are only about 3.5" wide but they're 4 thick. The ceiling has collapsed in some parts and taken the second floor with it, so it is more castle-like. Once I get a ceiling and some repairs done I'll rent storage space in it for cars & boats until the zombies come.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-14T23:50:19Z says:

      Roland, 1rish and Tool can use it, just keep hank the fuck away. That guy looks like a zombie already.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-14T23:53:17Z says:

      I guess Fries can come along since he has a beretta and Kirk can bring his trucks over. Dik will bring beer and we can eat his dog.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-10-15T13:17:57Z says:

      you don't live in a bunker, you're squatting in a derelict building.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-10-15T14:52:42Z says:

      I'm squatting over your face and taking a dump. No homo.

  • Mako
    Mako 2009-10-13T06:01:45Z says:

    The ghetto sounds the same there as it does in the US, just with different accents.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2009-10-13T07:31:22Z says:

      thats not the ghetto ....thtas the posh side of town, its got grass on the lawn and you'd never leave a bike out night or day

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-13T19:30:47Z says:

      It's really posh cuz there's still a gate on there.

  • PunkChef13
    PunkChef13 2009-10-13T06:17:22Z says:

    I thought when you push someone that you were supposed to be still and the other person was moved from where they were... Not the other way around...

  • ramass
    ramass 2009-10-13T07:04:04Z says:

    tosser?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T08:42:13Z says:

      wanker

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-10-13T11:09:36Z says:

      "jerk off" to you American types.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-10-13T11:32:20Z says:

      Scalawag

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-13T12:49:37Z says:

      Moooooron

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2009-10-13T11:06:04Z says:

    Ey ey, calm down, calm down!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T11:14:04Z says:

      You tellin' me to calm down soft 'ead?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-13T19:28:55Z says:

      Go 'ead la' do it, go on, go on!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T21:01:07Z says:

      Calm down, calm down soft lad

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2009-10-13T11:10:04Z says:

    I fucking hate scousers.

    • IanR1986
      IanR1986 2009-10-13T17:00:03Z says:

      you also seem to dislike the reply button

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-10-13T20:46:00Z says:

      No, posting two separate comments like this was what I was aiming to do.

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2009-10-13T12:15:34Z says:

    nice to see the local nerd win one. This will most likely not be the end of it. Seeing as how he can't win a fight fair and square the little shitfaced punk 'll come back with his'friends' and jump the poor sod.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-10-13T12:51:07Z says:

    Do they play softball there?
    Nobody owns a bat?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T12:56:10Z says:

      Welcome to the rest of the world where no one cares about baseball or softball

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T13:01:40Z says:

      He hit him with a cricket bat.

      We don't use dollars over here either...tool.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-13T18:06:03Z says:

      That's good information. Thanks

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-13T22:23:27Z says:

      Softball bat, cricket bat, I don't give a fuck if it's a wiffleball bat, everybody needs to own a least one bat!

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-13T22:29:35Z says:

      i got some vampire bats in my attic, does that count?

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-13T22:29:51Z says:

      haha, does that "Count"?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T22:33:38Z says:

      Punny

  • rednek1947
    rednek1947 2009-10-13T14:17:21Z says:

    You can talk about his wife and kids but you better never ever touch his trash can.

  • manwithstick
    manwithstick 2009-10-13T17:32:20Z says:

    Don't fuck with the zen master.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-10-13T19:37:57Z says:

    I'll ask again, what exactly is a chav?

    • dik
      dik 2009-10-13T19:41:16Z says:

      oh come on..even i know that

    • dik
      dik 2009-10-13T19:41:55Z says:

      from what i gather it's an english redneck type wigger punk

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-10-13T19:51:19Z says:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T20:08:10Z says:

      dik, I have gathered a vague idea of what it is. I was hoping cheeky or some other brit (not fries as he is stupid) would define it.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-10-13T20:47:30Z says:

      Chav is an acronym for "Council House Associated Vermin". Dik's description summed them up nicely.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-13T21:08:37Z says:

      It's been mention loads of times on here what chavs are and that dumbass 1rish1 still doesnt know.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-13T21:20:39Z says:

      Then again he is a potato nigger and they are ignorant

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T21:23:33Z says:

      There are many different explanations on the acronym, I tend to go with Council House And Violent. Whatever it means, a chav is a younger member of society who likes a bit of anti social behaviour. You can also use Ned or Scally. They love cheap gaudy jewelery, branded sportswear and knock off Burberry/Aquascutum gear. They don't work as they're unemployable because school was something that happened to everyone else. Just another in a long line of social groupings like Casuals, Skinheads, Punks, Mods, Rockers, Teds etc.

      More is made of chavs nowadays because the 24 hour media always love a cheap story with lurid headlines and an excuse to wheel out an old fart who thinks "birching is to good for them". The chavs love a bit of media exposure because they get to be on telly.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T21:25:08Z says:

      Now THAT is an explanation Fries.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T21:37:08Z says:

      I'm going to need an explanation on about half of the words you used in that "explanation".

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-13T21:37:58Z says:

      Thats just a waste of time Cheeky , cos that thicky 1rish1 will have forgotten this time next week

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-13T21:38:36Z says:

      Council House, behaviour, casuals, birching.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-13T21:41:44Z says:

      Council House - Government Housing
      Behaviour - Seriously? Maybe the American spelling "behavior" will help
      Casuals - Football hooligans (The Football Factory)
      Birching - Corporal Punishment...being hit with a cane.

    • IanR1986
      IanR1986 2009-10-13T22:09:11Z says:

      1rish1 you really are summing up the stupidity of your nation

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-10-13T22:27:03Z says:

      Hey, I regret that.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-10-13T22:32:59Z says:

      The first paragraph of the wiki link posted by Steven sums the little fucks up quite nicely.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-14T01:11:22Z says:

      How do you figure that IanR, you fucking faggot, because I'm not up on English slang? Or maybe its because i made a joke about the spelling of behavior and you were just too stupid to realize it was joke. Maybe you and fries should start hanging ouy since you dumbshits are obviously on the same level.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2009-10-14T01:25:58Z says:

      IanR is looking to get Paddy Whacked .

    • manwithstick
      manwithstick 2009-10-14T04:05:58Z says:

      A CHAV goes by many names depending on what part of England you're from. The word Chav is the most well known for some reason because the media liked it. It was originally 'Cheltenham Avergae' CH-AV. All the other Acronyms have just been made up after the fact. I'm originally from Plymouth. I now live in Canada. In Plymouth they were known as Kevs and the girls were Sharons. Later on we started calling them Swills, Swillys, Swilly cunts. named after the place Swilly, which was the roughest place in the city.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-10-14T06:02:27Z says:

      Yeah, wiggers.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-14T08:44:50Z says:

      1rish1 i never sounded you out on your lack of understanding the slang words , i sounded you out on the fact that the 'chav' definition has been brought up on here many times before and yet you still dont hav a fucking clue.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-10-14T13:02:53Z says:

      I never said you did. I just called you a dumbshit on general principal.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-10-14T13:21:37Z says:

      thats ok then

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:34:18Z says:

      Manwithstick....I first heard it as CHeltenham AVerage

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T13:34:38Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha fucked up.....CHorley AVerage

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-14T17:42:01Z says:

      CHeeky's Ass Violators

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-10-14T17:54:27Z says:

      They're not really wiggers, they aren't influenced by black culture.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T18:34:08Z says:

      They're far too racist for that

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T18:34:57Z says:

      Do you want the optional lube with your order Fugs or are you just going to use chip fat?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-14T18:38:34Z says:

      I'll take the minty stuff again, please.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T18:51:26Z says:

      So that's the card debited and the order will be sent asap.....does Typical know about this?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-10-14T18:56:09Z says:

      She does, just don't tell Britt...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-10-14T20:53:24Z says:

      *emails Britt

  • tinski
    tinski 2009-10-13T21:38:04Z says:

    ask and you shall receive

  • Abroxas
    Abroxas 2009-10-13T22:36:55Z says:

    OWNED!

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-10-14T00:23:37Z says:

      Hey, thanks for clearing that up.

cheekycov
posted October 13, 2009

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