Goatee Saver

Comments to Goatee Saver

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  Romeo2000 2009-01-29T06:22:24Z says:

  in german this beard style is called gesichtsfotze (facial cunt)... well, this expression was probably coined in a time when female shaving was less popular...^^
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  -Morph- 2009-01-29T06:53:31Z says:

  aw man this whole time i was reading this as the "goatse saver"
  
  
  highly fucking dissapointed.

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    Ice006 2009-01-29T13:07:55Z says:

    Same...
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    TheGrimPeeper 2009-01-29T16:37:33Z says:

    Yup,I was wondering what the hell a goatse saver was... but it's just this pish.
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    Jones 2009-01-30T00:06:58Z says:

    I was halfway expecting a giant cork.
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  master-zebulon 2009-01-29T07:05:29Z says:

  thanks i'll take two please
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  Weakest 2009-01-29T07:38:57Z says:

  this is for people with like MS right? or paralyzed people? the blind?
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  markiemark 2009-01-29T08:34:18Z says:

  This is made for Dik.
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  thecraze 2009-01-29T12:42:44Z says:

  They should give a douchebag discount.

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    TiredGuy 2009-01-29T13:43:24Z says:

    why? can't afford it at retail?
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  MahzerFacker 2009-01-29T13:59:15Z says:

  There is nothing wrong with the goatee. I'm not willing to let the only beard I look semi-decent wearing get ruined just because a bunch of jockass douchebags wore it in high school.

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    MahzerFacker 2009-01-29T14:00:08Z says:

    And if you've ever tried to trim your goatee with an electric razor, you already know this device would come in handy. Catching face hairs in your razor hurts like FUCK!
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-01-29T14:33:20Z says:

    Electric razors are for pussies.
    Man up and get a straight razor. Carry it with you in case of unexpected angry female puerto rican attacks.
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    MahzerFacker 2009-01-30T15:03:14Z says:

    Straight razors, along with overly huge biceps and Corvette convertibles, are for men with micropenises.
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-01-30T15:29:35Z says:

    so you prefer guys with big dicks then, eh?
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  1rish1 2009-01-29T19:46:54Z says:

  cheeky does something similar to this for his goatee. He has fries rest his balls on his chin and then shaves around them.
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  Oranjeboom 2009-01-29T20:27:58Z says:

  100% of all the people who have grown a goatee are fags. Fact.

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    1rish1 2009-01-29T20:30:56Z says:

    Since you have been gone and probably missed it.
    http://www.muchosucko.com/show/oranjeboom-52968
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    dik 2009-01-29T20:49:46Z says:

    hey i have a goatee...until i stop shaving ..then it just blends in with the rest...i'm like an animal
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    Oranjeboom 2009-01-29T20:59:38Z says:

    hahaha
    
    It is just a pity you didn't have something a bit more relevant to me saved on your comp, Irish. Ya know, Union Jack underwear or something...
    
    7/10
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    Oranjeboom 2009-01-29T21:00:21Z says:

    100% of all the people who have grown a goatee are fags. Fact.*
    
    *except dik,
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    Hogmaster 2009-01-30T01:21:30Z says:

    so how long have you been out of the closet Oranjeboom?
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  IanR1986 2009-01-30T01:46:37Z says:

  Duh HUh