Poon, slit, gash, cunny, cock pit, cootch, snatch, cooter, DNA slurpee machine, quivering quim, the southern smile, underwear oyster, fuzzy lap flounder, flesh tuxedo, the flesh flute case, love muffin, the heart-shaped box, juice box, the oval office, the otter's pocket, the organ grinder, the yoni, the wound that never heals, the velvet glove, the Venus fly/love/jizz trap, the round mound to pound, the pushin' cushion, the prayer pit,, the pink canoe, labia, her kitty, the finger warmer, the woolen bivalve or the sloppy oyster. Or my personal favorite, the vice of love.
Hate to be an arse, smerf, (not really) but I think he was trying a pun using "holey" to mean "full of holes," which is, in fact, a real word. As far as the humor goes... what is it they say about puns again?
Comments to Goatse girl
ohhhhhh, i would love to fist fuck this chic's ass
those hands don't look to womanly..
I'm thinking dick in one hole, balls in the other.
The only time I wish I was a shark...
Her vajayjay looks oddly surprised.
What, can you not call it a vagina? How about a pussy? Pun-tang? Twat? Cunt? Fanny? Punani? Love canal?
Pooter, Ponch, Ponch-A-Rooni,Beef Canoe,Cooter, Beaver, Love Rug, Vertical Bacon Sandwich, and you can't not love the bearded clam..
Poon, slit, gash, cunny, cock pit, cootch, snatch, cooter, DNA slurpee machine, quivering quim, the southern smile, underwear oyster, fuzzy lap flounder, flesh tuxedo, the flesh flute case, love muffin, the heart-shaped box, juice box, the oval office, the otter's pocket, the organ grinder, the yoni, the wound that never heals, the velvet glove, the Venus fly/love/jizz trap, the round mound to pound, the pushin' cushion, the prayer pit,, the pink canoe, labia, her kitty, the finger warmer, the woolen bivalve or the sloppy oyster. Or my personal favorite, the vice of love.
You missed "vagoo"
Axe wound and cum bucket as well.
Yeah, I know. But I was getting tired of typing. And I have never heard someone call it a "vagoo.".
Missed "bearded clam". That one's a classic.
Keefbox had bearded clam. Uhhhh. Yeah ok.
Don't forget Bill Clinton's favorite, the Fuzzy/Furry/Pink/Fishy Humidor.
Tuna Town, Whisker Biscuit, Furburger...
what a great accumulation of sayings!
Shhhhhhh! Or you'll make that cyclops even angrier.
oh man,thats fucking gross
Wazzzzzup!
fap fap fap
I was wondering if these were ever gonna show up here.
holey shit.
holy double post and spelling errors, Hatman!
Hate to be an arse, smerf, (not really) but I think he was trying a pun using "holey" to mean "full of holes," which is, in fact, a real word. As far as the humor goes... what is it they say about puns again?
PUN INTENDED!
Yeah, I considered that, but then decided "eh, fuck it. I'm gonna run with it."
yeah you ran with it, all the way to douche town, jerk!
Shut the fuck up, Soah.
Soah, I have to ask. Is that a picture of Eddie Izzard as your avatar?
ha, no. hahaha. and balls_malone i know you love smerf and everything, but i think he can handle it on his own.
holey shit.
Thats a slapper an a half. Well gapped!
I need more of these kind of pictures for my....private collection..... =|
I thought a shark has opened its mouth to gulp in.
Looks like the underside of Miss Piggy.
How the hell would you know that?
that assholes huge, but its better looking than her snatch
she needs some fuckin visine but quick!