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God Biscuits

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Comments to God Biscuits

  • protuberus
    protuberus 2007-06-05T04:27:40Z says:

    Ah, sacrilige at its best.

  • georgeorg
    georgeorg 2007-06-05T04:47:00Z says:

    Mit Iodine!

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-06-05T04:50:28Z says:

    if i accidentally give it to a god i shouldnt be believing in will i get stoned?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-05T08:39:09Z says:

      That depends... Can you give a snack to something that might not exist?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-05T22:20:51Z says:

      hey, making fun of the weak minded is fun.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-06-05T04:55:09Z says:

    Don't feed god Chocolate. He'll get sick.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-05T05:55:31Z says:

      ...and the smell of his bile is straight out of HELL...

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-06-05T04:56:04Z says:

    "Your god will appreciate that real cheese and bacon taste".

    • newYorker
      newYorker 2007-06-05T09:03:09Z says:

      now comes with favors of lamb rice dinner and chicken dumplings

  • bangbangboogie
    bangbangboogie 2007-06-05T05:54:57Z says:

    ...and the lord ate his snack treat, and it was good.

  • macaroo
    macaroo 2007-06-05T13:54:42Z says:

    Makes me wonder .....what does God eat? Are there supermarkets in heaven?

  • somethingtodrinkto
    somethingtodrinkto 2007-06-05T14:53:34Z says:

    what happens if you were to come home drunk and accidentally eat one of them yourself??

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-05T14:59:36Z says:

      You'd be smitten, er, I mean bitten, by your god's wrath.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-06-05T15:18:32Z says:

    I like to smear butter on my cock and balls and have my God lick it off. Finish myself off with him all over my gootch and ass. Sintastic!

    • Deidei
      Deidei 2007-06-05T19:20:31Z says:

      I'm sure God reads your comments.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-05T19:41:49Z says:

      Sinsational! i bet god knows how to God-tongue one of those prostate orgasms i keep hearing about. Sinaliscious!!!

    • Deidei
      Deidei 2007-06-05T20:10:34Z says:

      Yours too.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-06T00:23:20Z says:

      Just like I'm sure they don't care.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-06T03:42:48Z says:

      Are you for real, Deidei? I hope so. I'll just assume you are, since it's more fun that way.

      God has no problem with me saying these things, because he's all about Truth. He loves me telling the world about our play time. He told me all about this while he and I double doored your mom.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-06T03:44:49Z says:

      And why would God have to read my comments, you nitwit? If he can see into my heart and mind, he'd have no need to. Fuck you religious types are stupid.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-06T04:51:49Z says:

      Does God have DSL or Cable?

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-06-05T22:17:16Z says:

    I like muhammed muffins better.

HankChinaski
posted June 05, 2007