Yak choose me! i swear i will ban the shit out of every infidel and make the site a good mucho allah sucker.com
or else i will hit you Yak with the bar or stick or my dick in your empty read skin head!
yeah actually i do think i should be one with that permission, i wouldn't even ban you, that's how righteous i am! but seeing that fools like would want it too, i guess it's a bad idea. with great power comes great responsibility! that's what my uncle hank vath always used to say.
lol
you have asian accent! but its cool, let Iran and China and Russia unite and take over America, holy shit, how many infidels we will behead! i will leave El-wanko fappo for u,
thats a sin asshole, god wouldnt like suicide, only if it is suicide bombing,
ahh fuck god, but it is not just fair, you must let us behead u not ur self
I'd fuck the daughter that had a solo at the end...I'm going to hell for so many other things anyway. If you've done something for each of the layers of hell which one do you go to?
I have this theory that God gave up. Just went "You know what? You all are a bunch of fucktards. And you did that to yourself, which is the saddest part. You made the problem, you fix the fucking problem."
Hell if you can recall a Far Side cartoon on a specific subject off the top of your head I'll let you write "FIRST!" on the upcoming side boob picture.
Technically, belief in God does not make someone a Christian. They could also be Jewish, Islamic, or a number of offshoot religions, like Bahai or Drus.
I'm paraphrasing when I quote Carlin here. "I'm a sun-worshipper, but I don't pray to the sun. Know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. I think he's a good actor, and on top of that, he looks like the kind of guy who could get things done. I'll tell ya, I had a problem with my neighbor and his dog barking at 3 AM. So I pray to Joe and he sorts that shit out in no time. Amazing what a guy like that can do with a bat." Sorry, I just listened to it a while ago. Had to write that up here.
i dunno knocking over stall vs destroying entire cities turning people to salt, flooding the entire world and castng bitches out of paradise? give me old testement god over jesus man.
Yeah, fuck blowing up the Pentagon, soldiers in Iraq, embassies, etc. Blow these fuckers to little chunks. I don't even care if it's Al Queda that does it. Let's get some other terrorists some press time, how about it? Maybe the IRA...
So...god hates the world, but can't do anything about it...he's just waiting for people to die one-by-one...and the only way he can get his message out is by having this group of nutballs sing a song...Okey doke.
You seem to be forgetting that we're living in the end times. I know people have been saying that for thousands of years... but this time it's really true! Yep. Just around the corner... wait for it... wait for it...
>A:wtf is wrong with them, they must not know how to read, the bible only refers to a fiery pit figurativly, and it NEVER mentions a place known as hell or anything like it in any literal way. B: even the child had to pretend to smile after singing that bullshit, and C: are all canadians like that?
Unfortunately, they are American. They're in Kansas.
I actually went to their website to find that. I feel sullied. However, they have an "upcoming events" calender, which I may take a look at. It'll be nice to know where to bring my baseball bat and mask.
> no, it doesnt El_Wanko. its somthing that was invented to striker fear into people who cant read,and back then, it was pretty much everyone except the priests and a few scribes.
Well if it's in there now, through corruption or mistranslation or whatever, then still I consider it to be in there. Besides, the bible is 100% literal - everyone knows that. It's the first thing they tell you when they're asking for cash.
Well i dont really believe in any kind of "god" but i hate these people none the less.. they give all religious "normal" people a bad name, and what sucks even more is that that chicks daughters are really hot. but they hate blacks so i cant get in them panties.
oh they're protected by the 1st amendment...and if I had my way they'd be sniped and I'd give the women to the men of this site to have their way with them
They have a hate-on for Canada because their fearless leader came up with his "God hates fags" routine about ten years back and got charged with a hate crime and they deported his ass.
These turds just want attention. And I fucking love how they brainwash their kids into automated response machines. These guys need to hurry up and drink the fucking Kool-Aid.
These guys are so over the top that I wonder sometimes if they'll be on tv one day, and just say "it's satire, you retards? You guys thought we were for real?"
The old bitches remind me of a line from Burroughs, "decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces." Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.
These people actually believe that god hates the U.S. for all the queers that live here, somewhow that everyone fault. However I'm not sure if they think they'll get any better in the end.
just watch when they are in trouble they wont hesatate to call the police or if there chrich is bombed by a terrist bomber they will call out to the milatry to help them.
God damn it! Now I'm going to be humming that for days. Oh well, maybe it'll make the Mentos theme finally go away. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all.......
Comments to God Hates the World
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I say we have an auto-ban for using the words 'first' & '1st' etc...we will just have to be careful!
careful? i say it happens unannounced and it ends up like a game of tag in a minefield.
That's now how you usually play tag?
Notice how all those bitches are ugly. God must hate them too
PEOPLE YOU DONT GET IT !!!!!! ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER WACO!@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY WILL DIE FOR THERE SINS!!!
Furst ??
well, i don't really feel like getting banned every time i use the word 'first'.. i say a ban-permission for certain members.
yea asshole, and you probably think you are one of those certain members huh?
Yak choose me! i swear i will ban the shit out of every infidel and make the site a good mucho allah sucker.com
or else i will hit you Yak with the bar or stick or my dick in your empty read skin head!
read skin head?
yeah actually i do think i should be one with that permission, i wouldn't even ban you, that's how righteous i am! but seeing that fools like would want it too, i guess it's a bad idea. with great power comes great responsibility! that's what my uncle hank vath always used to say.
*fools like you
You've always been a good nephew Vic, and responsible with the power you've been given, that's why I trust you to shave my balls.
I would ban all you cocksuckers, and only allow cool people like me.
Am I cool? Please say yes! Please, please!
lmao @ Hankchini
god damn u hank, i will vote for hank (after me of course!)
Thanks. Allahu Akbar.
lol
you have asian accent! but its cool, let Iran and China and Russia unite and take over America, holy shit, how many infidels we will behead! i will leave El-wanko fappo for u,
any russian on MS?
I'm Russian, or, at least my mother is.
Any russians, lol. We killed them all in the hot war.
You didn't kill my mama. She's indestructable.
u have a russain mom?
lol im jealous!
can we change our moms for one night?
Oh yeah, well maybe I'll cut off my own head. Then what will you do? Suckers.
thats a sin asshole, god wouldnt like suicide, only if it is suicide bombing,
ahh fuck god, but it is not just fair, you must let us behead u not ur self
dont be as asshole for once
Why is it that all radical, religious, right-wing nuts are ugly? You never see a good looking crazy person.
I mentioned the God Hates Fags .Com T-Shirt girl didn't I?
One of my ex's is half Russian. And half Jewish, too.
Wow, this video makes me want to turn over a new leaf.....
It makes me want to turn over some chick and go to town.
Id do her daughter.
Well they did say it was too late, soooo fuck it, live it up!!
Cheers!
seconded
I'd fuck the daughter that had a solo at the end...I'm going to hell for so many other things anyway. If you've done something for each of the layers of hell which one do you go to?
you pick
Say hello to GWB for me, Kojach.
Makes me want to go to the nearest church and lay waste with a Mossberg full of solids
FAP FAP...wrong video
You are not awesome, obviously.
HAHAHA at 3:59 they say we'll eat our children.
Since that had nothing to do with what this thread was about, KoolKids, that really should have been it's own comment, stupid.
Run! It's the comment police! Stop oppressing him Officer Smerf.
so party in hell it is then
i'll bring the beer
ill round up some hookers
I'll invite Hitler, he's a party king.
cant wait
And Heph, can't forget the Heph.
i'll bring the ice!!!......oh.....
Nice, soah.
I'll be in the pagan Roman section... those motherfuckers knew how to boogy. I mean, vomitoriums.
and we can hang saddam again for entertainment!
"aw, come on, saddam. just one last time!?"
lol
saddam is a Muslim hero martyr u moron, he is in heaven fucking virgins,
but we can hang jesus, im sure he is cool enough to let us
i wanna fuck prophet muhammad in the ass, i hope he comes to take a look at hell, or maybe i can visit heaven once, holy shit, i will rape a lot!
and then i will hit Abraham Lincoln with the bar or stick or whatever it is in the head,
you morons!
Christ Man! Take your medication.
A nice buckshot rinse of the brainpan might suffice.
Agreed!
we're all headed straight to hell? but i have to go to work tomorrow.
so you're headed to hell first thing in the morning, stop splitting hairs.
Stop by when you can.
Better hell in the morning than work
yeeaah, if you could just come into hell on sunday, yeah that'd be great.
They're telling us we are going to hell, and they hold signs that say thank god for 9-11, wow.
What, you didn't know they were psycho?
I'd rather have 72 whores in hell than getting shut down by 72 virgins in heaven.
Yeah, but in hell, you have no dick.
is dik going to heaven with the nice people then
No, they have their own layer of hell, just for him.
Was the chick in the God Hates Fags .com shirt hot?
Definite potential there.
she was cute and doing her bit against lung cancer as well
Yes he does
actually, they'd fit in well here.
Not unless they post their tits.
Damn, I thought from the title it might be an atheist song. That would be a great title, I gotta get on writing it.
I bet those people would expel their bowels if they saw MS, someone send them a link.
I wrote a song called "Sell Out God" a few years back.....But that was about the priests.
Wouldn't an atheist who writes a song called God Hates The World be a hypocrite?
I was gonna mention that as well, good call.
ha nova you big geek
wtf? I thought we were friends....
When you hear my lyrics it will all make sense. It could be about how if there was a god he would hate everyone for what they've done in his name.
Kojack, you were ejected from this conversation as soon as deadred42 commented, zip your lip!!!
I have this theory that God gave up. Just went "You know what? You all are a bunch of fucktards. And you did that to yourself, which is the saddest part. You made the problem, you fix the fucking problem."
does that mean that you believe in god, smerf? dirty christian!
Must... submit... Gary Larson cartoon... even if it's the last... thing I... do.
"Something tells me this thing is only half-baked."
Close but not it!
Do I get an Honorable Mention?
Hell if you can recall a Far Side cartoon on a specific subject off the top of your head I'll let you write "FIRST!" on the upcoming side boob picture.
Sweet.
Technically, belief in God does not make someone a Christian. They could also be Jewish, Islamic, or a number of offshoot religions, like Bahai or Drus.
Or just plain dumb.
Or just plains indians.
I believed in God before I heard George Carlin's take on the 10 Commandments. After that, I figured fuck it, I no longer buy this bullshit.
^that was a great stand-up comedy special.
According to George Carlin, he prays to Joe Pesci instead of bothering God on his one fucking day off. :)LOL
I'm paraphrasing when I quote Carlin here. "I'm a sun-worshipper, but I don't pray to the sun. Know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. I think he's a good actor, and on top of that, he looks like the kind of guy who could get things done. I'll tell ya, I had a problem with my neighbor and his dog barking at 3 AM. So I pray to Joe and he sorts that shit out in no time. Amazing what a guy like that can do with a bat." Sorry, I just listened to it a while ago. Had to write that up here.
What this video didnt show was once everyone was done singing they all drank the punch and mass suicided
No, no, they only left it out so they could leave the scene to our imaginations.
^Damn them, the Sopranos and David Chase. Still great though.
hey Dik, you angry aboot the upside down flag near the end, eh?
dick it's not nice to make fun of dik's nationality!
There's a great billing for a fight: Dick vs. Dik.
Dik doesn't really show up on command often. He works nights, right?
I think they need Jesus to come and slap them up side the head.
jesus is known to bitch slap a ho... remember when he got all pissed the fuck off when those jews were selling shit in the temple? that was awsome!
i dunno knocking over stall vs destroying entire cities turning people to salt, flooding the entire world and castng bitches out of paradise? give me old testement god over jesus man.
Old testament God was the greatest villian of all time. Except maybe Andy Dick in the Hebrew Hammer.
LOL
That guy was great. What did he say to the cripple? "Do you need fucking crutches for your ears, too?" Something like that.
Wheres a suicide bomber when you need one
Yeah, fuck blowing up the Pentagon, soldiers in Iraq, embassies, etc. Blow these fuckers to little chunks. I don't even care if it's Al Queda that does it. Let's get some other terrorists some press time, how about it? Maybe the IRA...
I'd rather it was a psycho, libertarian, KKK style militia.
Yeah, but I'm personally opposed to the KKK.
Me too, but for sheer lunacy and shitheadedness they are the most amusing of terrorist groups.
anyone of you could do it. the choice is all yours, will you sacrifice yourself for the rest of us atheists?
That sort of call to martyrdom only works best if you promise something for them they'll enjoy after they've died. Fuck, what a catch 22.
Bomb, maybe. Suicide bomb, not a chance in hell. There's no way I'd give up my life for these asshats.
So...god hates the world, but can't do anything about it...he's just waiting for people to die one-by-one...and the only way he can get his message out is by having this group of nutballs sing a song...Okey doke.
God does not have to prove himself, we must have faith!
God chooses not to help people, he is testing us!
God, dont you know anything?
You seem to be forgetting that we're living in the end times. I know people have been saying that for thousands of years... but this time it's really true! Yep. Just around the corner... wait for it... wait for it...
Ah fuck it. Armageddon's gonna come while I'm up at the cottage this weekend. I just fucking know it.
Oooo, the cotttage, eh? I expect to hear stories of drunken debauchery when you come back.
Score, my in-laws are coming over this weekend. Praise the lord.
>A:wtf is wrong with them, they must not know how to read, the bible only refers to a fiery pit figurativly, and it NEVER mentions a place known as hell or anything like it in any literal way. B: even the child had to pretend to smile after singing that bullshit, and C: are all canadians like that?
*pssssst* Theyre American
..I think
personally i think the child had been fed X...thats why she was smiling so much
Maybe she should be FedEx'd.
Unfortunately, they are American. They're in Kansas.
I actually went to their website to find that. I feel sullied. However, they have an "upcoming events" calender, which I may take a look at. It'll be nice to know where to bring my baseball bat and mask.
why was the guy waving the canadian flag around?
The bible says tons of shit about burning for eternity, eternal fires, etc.
And yes, all Canadians are like that.
> no, it doesnt El_Wanko. its somthing that was invented to striker fear into people who cant read,and back then, it was pretty much everyone except the priests and a few scribes.
Well if it's in there now, through corruption or mistranslation or whatever, then still I consider it to be in there. Besides, the bible is 100% literal - everyone knows that. It's the first thing they tell you when they're asking for cash.
uh, guys. The Canadian flag is upside down, eh?
Blonde chick at the end had a dirty whore mouth. Daddy like!
Well i dont really believe in any kind of "god" but i hate these people none the less.. they give all religious "normal" people a bad name, and what sucks even more is that that chicks daughters are really hot. but they hate blacks so i cant get in them panties.
What youre black? I used to like you too...
Just kidding
don't worry morph i'm white and i dont think i've got much of a chance either
Morph, you can do better than these twats. (The people in the video)
Eh, probably those twats too.
i didn't see any signs saying they hate blacks man, maybe black people are just smart enough to hate fags all by themselves so don't need god?
I think you missed something, Alyon: that means they also hate lesbians and bi chicks, too. Which is bad.
is BAD! BAD!!
i would NOT want such a monster as a mother-in-law!
I think their founder hates blacks. Can't remember the details.
So does god, of course. You can tell because he punished people in New Orleans for being black.
>wait... are you black. or a nigger? theres a dif.
The difference lies in the person saying those two words.
There is no difference in the eyes of god, they must all be punished!
Hahah they're canadian....was that old guy making fun of stevie wonder?? You just don't make fun of stevie wonder...
Not like he'll see you doin' it.
These people came to my city to protest the burials of some troops...they need to be invited to the white house and forced to drink the "kool-aid"
how come when they turn up at these burials somone doesnt sort them out
oh they're protected by the 1st amendment...and if I had my way they'd be sniped and I'd give the women to the men of this site to have their way with them
HUZZAH!!!
Starrsky, I wouldn't fuck them with a ten foot pole, much less my dick. They should never be allowed to have the chance of a possibility of breeding.
And they're not Canadian, they American, more's the pity.
*they're. Damnit, I'm fucking up all over tonight.
Starrsky, you're allright.
Hell yeah, she promised us side-boob!
side boob!? hot dang! yeah starrsky is allright.
>MORE SIDEBOOB >:O
It all comes back to that side-boob doesn't it?
oaky...
A: they are the Phelps family from Kansas
B: if god hates anyone, its them (and muchosuckers)
C: If I had to choose somebody to rape, it'd probally be the blonde i the front.
Looks like the guy at the back wanted rescuing from those nutjobs the way he was waving the flag upside down.
That's despicable! They're even teaching their children to mispronounce wrath. It's ROTH, as in David Lee...or Khan.
>no, its not... its "w-rath"
what a bunch of twisted fuck nuts!
Amen!!
Look at 4:35, the flag is upside down... if your being filmed at least do the whole thing right.
I think they did that on purpose.
They have a hate-on for Canada because their fearless leader came up with his "God hates fags" routine about ten years back and got charged with a hate crime and they deported his ass.
Haha, I didn't think this would get posted.
God doesn't hate Canada!!!!
God hates the world. Weren't you paying any attention??!?
hahahaha they're mad serious singing that retarded ass song hahahahaha. i think they don't realized they're saying god hates them too...?
this is as fucked up as the be-headings!
hahahahahahaha
But if you beheaded these idiots, it would be a beautiful example of two wrongs making a right.
These turds just want attention. And I fucking love how they brainwash their kids into automated response machines. These guys need to hurry up and drink the fucking Kool-Aid.
haha a fag wrote "Jesus is a Cunt"... so maybe thats why he's scared of him ;)
THE SIEGE IS COMING!!!!!!!!
How do they know? I mean has he sent them a letter, email, fiery angel gram or some thing.
These guys are so over the top that I wonder sometimes if they'll be on tv one day, and just say "it's satire, you retards? You guys thought we were for real?"
I'd like to throw a grenade into the middle of that.
agreed
What is this the Church of the Retards ??
What church isn't?
Agreed
this shit is just plain boring. if you take these people seriously, you have something wrong with you.
The old bitches remind me of a line from Burroughs, "decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces." Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.
alot of my family is hardcore christian........but not crazy asses like this, wishing death on people
lol the other side of the taliban
These people actually believe that god hates the U.S. for all the queers that live here, somewhow that everyone fault. However I'm not sure if they think they'll get any better in the end.
Was that Pearl the landlord singing at the end?
i was waiting for the little girl at the end to break out the old "god hates fags"
The best part of this is that they, of all people, are calling everyone else "hateful"
i'm finding that really hard to believe that they consider everyone else in the world hateful.
just watch when they are in trouble they wont hesatate to call the police or if there chrich is bombed by a terrist bomber they will call out to the milatry to help them.
Hey Yak, maybe you should have some sort of spell checker or something...
God damn it! Now I'm going to be humming that for days. Oh well, maybe it'll make the Mentos theme finally go away. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all.......
...that's all nice and well....but can they DANCE?!?!?!?!?!
no you incompetent mother fuckers I SAID GOD HATES YOU. like all religious extremists, always get the damn message wrong dont ya.
If god hates anyone its these fuckers. They are sick in the head and deserve to be shot.