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  • skulk
    skulk 2009-03-13T04:05:08Z says:

    shes goth

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-03-13T04:14:01Z says:

      She's Vamp.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-03-13T04:43:24Z says:

      shes ugly as shit.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:47:28Z says:

      OJ would fuck that...without beer goggles.

    • transatlantic
      transatlantic 2009-03-13T04:56:19Z says:

      my dick just wentsoft:(

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:01:02Z says:

      OJ would make your dick hard again...and enjoy a threesome with this thing and you. Fact.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-13T05:07:37Z says:

      trying too hard once again cruel, he's not even here..........

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:09:17Z says:

      I'm laying the foundations for his return...when I probably won't be here. I never try too hard, fucker.
      OJ would try too hard to bag this beauty, and he's not even here...

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2009-03-13T05:45:50Z says:

      WTF why does she have to be goth?

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-03-13T05:49:59Z says:

      cause her stupid face

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2009-03-13T05:59:35Z says:

      Oh okay that makes so much more sense. I on the other hand saw her stupid face and thought she must be a rapper, but to each his own I guess.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T06:10:00Z says:

      OJ would fuck you. ^

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-03-13T06:38:43Z says:

      This site was so much better when I didn't have to read your stupid fuckin spam posts. Fuckin English cross dressing toddler fondler.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T06:41:05Z says:

      STFU you nub-pustule. No one gives a fuck what you think, ever.

    • Johnnie
      Johnnie 2009-03-13T09:59:51Z says:

      Perhaps she is just wearing a "Scream(tm)" - Mask .. looks like one.

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-03-13T10:09:59Z says:

      VicSin,I was wondering the same thing...

      I doubt she's goth actually, I'm sure the dress would be obvious if she was

      I am wondering who would actually marry this chick, she looks like she is a meth addict With down syndrome.

      Why she would anyone smile with a grill like that.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2009-03-13T10:19:55Z says:

      At least I'm not the only one who was confused. I guess dark lipstick automatically means goth to some.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-03-13T11:02:05Z says:

      We can only hope that she has some kind of
      disfiguring ailment & getting married was
      her final wish before death laid his icy fingers
      upon her shoulder.

      Either that or the husband is blind.

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-03-13T11:46:03Z says:

      I always associated dark lipstick with Latina chicks

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-03-13T17:39:56Z says:

      lol yeah its funny how sometimes chollas have the same makeup as goths

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-03-13T18:47:56Z says:

      That aint lipstick she's wearing, it's her natural lip colour.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2009-03-13T23:35:44Z says:

      She has death purple eye shadow, dark lipstick, pasty white skin, and dyed black hair. if she isn't goth then she must be a corpse.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-03-13T23:52:26Z says:

      Um...Death purple eyeshadow? Fuck I need to find me some of that!

      Her hair isn't black...your fucking color blind...

      I think the camera flash makes her skin look whiter then it really is. I'm sure it's normally a sallow yellowish.


      Regardless I'm sure you find her lovely, dont you hotshot?

    • DiMono
      DiMono 2009-03-14T06:22:07Z says:

      She's probably done up for a school halloween party. Are you all retarded?

  • thrax
    thrax 2009-03-13T04:06:42Z says:

    who the fuck proposed to THAT!!

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-03-13T04:08:07Z says:

      i propose she be put down

    • Mage
      Mage 2009-03-13T04:08:36Z says:

      Yak

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-03-13T04:14:43Z says:

      Now way she could be put down Yak.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:47:01Z says:

      OJ would pick her up.

    • transatlantic
      transatlantic 2009-03-13T04:55:01Z says:

      come on you guys, ibet she has a really nice personality...but seriously it don't look that bad from behind

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:00:23Z says:

      OJ would find it a loving home.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-13T16:24:56Z says:

      CruelHM, go down to the store and pick you up some Minute Maid or something.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T16:54:43Z says:

      Toolman, go back to looking for christ, you loser.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-14T04:00:56Z says:

      I already know where he's at.

  • LOGDROPPER
    LOGDROPPER 2009-03-13T04:07:47Z says:

    It seems to me that her choice of make up makes her look even worse!!

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-03-13T04:15:43Z says:

      Yeah, make up is gonna help her.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:46:27Z says:

      OJ would help her into his 'love room'.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-13T16:25:56Z says:

      Maybe a paint brush?

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2009-03-13T18:08:05Z says:

      why is she wearing Billy-Bob teeth?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-14T06:15:38Z says:

      Baby.....Ruth?

  • deadsy
    deadsy 2009-03-13T04:09:46Z says:

    i really hope she just tossed a greasy salad

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:45:57Z says:

      OJ let something uglier toss his greasy salad.

  • edible-corpse
    edible-corpse 2009-03-13T04:09:50Z says:

    they should have waited 4 days, would have made more sense

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:45:20Z says:

      OJ wasted no time fucking far nastier than this.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-03-13T04:14:00Z says:

    She looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:18:53Z says:

      She looks like something out of an OJ night out.

  • jsloan10
    jsloan10 2009-03-13T04:19:12Z says:

    Imagine those lips on your cock and that black slimy shit on her teeth smearing all over, oh god that hawt she totally mobs dez.

    OK I'm a'lil drunk.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:44:46Z says:

      OJ was sober...and he raped worse.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-03-13T04:53:38Z says:

      You crack me up like a retarded blind man on meth licking paintchips off my windowsill as I sip black tea and throw darts at my kids.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:54:52Z says:

      You have kids?
      *shudders*

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-03-13T05:02:15Z says:

      Well I have to wait for my appearance on Maury to be sure.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:03:50Z says:

      Ohhhhh. You one o dem dere white guys wid de black kids, huh? Save the trip...they definitely yo kids, bro.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-03-13T06:11:53Z says:

      I'm 287000% sure im not the father of dem babies, that bitch jus wants to gat at mah money cause im a pimp!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T06:14:52Z says:

      Pay dat ho! Look at that picture. LOOK AT IT! Deny. Go on...de-ny. Mmhm. If you ain't that little girl's babby-daddy...I don't know who is, now. Pay dat ho!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T06:15:50Z says:

      Yeahh, dat's right. I said 'babby-daddy'. Whatchoo gonna do?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-03-14T01:48:54Z says:

      ...point and laugh.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-14T02:38:22Z says:

      ...at your ginger hair in the mirror?

  • vongoebel
    vongoebel 2009-03-13T04:30:27Z says:

    Didn't Kirk bang one of those on some alien planet?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:44:16Z says:

      No. That was OJ...on planet Earth.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-03-13T06:11:55Z says:

      Hey, wtf? Fuck you vegaballs.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-03-13T04:44:13Z says:

    this is a prime example why some people should not show teeth when they smile for a picture no matter what.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:50:33Z says:

      OJ would love her teeth...no matter what.

    • MrSneaky
      MrSneaky 2009-03-13T04:52:39Z says:

      no this is a prime example of why we need more abortion clinics.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T04:56:54Z says:

      No. This is a prime example of a person who would love OJ. We all deserve love, dammit.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-13T16:29:05Z says:

      This is a prime example of what fucking your sister can bring!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T16:59:18Z says:

      Your sister was fucked to death by Jesus Christ, Foolman. He fucked her with a condom of thorns, you Pilate Pissdrinker.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-14T04:02:21Z says:

      Is the wife giving you grief again Wank?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-14T09:13:21Z says:

      Not at all. God told me to flame you. He said it was embarassing being worshipped by such a dumbfuck.

  • BILLYMAYSHERE
    BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-13T05:10:54Z says:

    This fuckin cunt stoolHM needs the fuckin boot...hes thrice as annoying as that fuckhead socalhotboi/armyboi
    Shut the fuck up with your OJ love fest

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-13T05:13:43Z says:

      reply fail you cocksucker--dig the sand out of your vagina

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:16:01Z says:

      I don't think you quite understand how this site operates...do you, noob? You have a couple months under your Kaboombelt. You don't get to request anything, you fucking worthless ball of sticky asspubes, okay.
      OJ loves me as much as I love him. It's a mutual love. No noobs allowed though...so sorry, you dirty fuckhead.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:17:34Z says:

      Hahaha. Yeah, thanks for pointing that out zeke...I was gonna let the noob off...it seemed kinda borderline.

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-13T05:20:07Z says:

      nah - billymays needs to die

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-13T05:43:18Z says:

      Ive been here longer than you'll ever know.I didnt reply fail zeke the weak,i was making a proclaimation.It seems flossum is at his ass-slatheren best these days,you should take your pussy act global shitmunch.If i need to die,why dont you do the fuckin administering.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:45:20Z says:

      "Ive been here longer than you'll ever know."
      What an ingenious way of saying 'I've lurked since 2003.'
      GTFO noob.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-13T06:49:58Z says:

      i said nothing of lurking.Lets say for the sake of your gay fantasies I have only been here for a couple of months,my ego is such that it doesnt impress me if youve been here since 04.Im sure you were fingering judas' rectum while he was stabbing dear old jesus in the back.Fuck you very much toejams

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-13T17:03:49Z says:

      SillyGays, you are a fucking nobody noob and need to shut the fuck up. You are about a 1,000,000 zillion leagues below Cruel, you fucking Mucho slug.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-13T17:12:38Z says:

      A million, zillion?

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-03-13T19:28:07Z says:

      Cruel, did your wife leave you again.. this time for OJ???

      I'm just trying to put this all in perspective here, did something happen?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-14T02:44:07Z says:

      Do keep up, Jerks. My wife (well, soon-to-be ex-wife) is in America. She didn't leave me - we split, and I returned to UK.
      I've been with my current woman for just over a year...and I couldn't be happier (despite the occasional spat!)
      Nothing's happened...just the usual games between myself and the '3 fagimbos'/'3 inbredos'/'3 dumbigos'. And I couldn't resist being all over this one...because this hot chick here reminds me a lot of the drugged retard that OJ raped and then proudly submitted here.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-03-13T05:18:49Z says:

    She looks like a female Herman Munster.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T05:21:41Z says:

      She does indeed. And OJ would definitely fuck it hard.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-03-13T05:40:24Z says:

      so you want your sister get married that hard, cruely?

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-03-13T05:44:17Z says:

      HaHa Wario, I was thinking the same thing earlier but couldn't remember his name.

  • DarkDreamr
    DarkDreamr 2009-03-13T05:42:43Z says:

    god is twisted..... so.. your saying shes god? good lord it doesnt get much more twisted then that...

  • beelzbub
    beelzbub 2009-03-13T05:42:45Z says:

    In all my years of Mucho, this is the first thing that almost made me gag.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-03-13T06:05:15Z says:

      Oh man, the things I could show you, I won't even submit them for fear of Yak and Deja hunting me down and killing me.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-03-13T06:09:55Z says:

      Wait, that sounded really bad.

      what I mean is that in my internet adventurers I have stumbled across some pretty bad things, for example- a picture from WW2 of a woman knocked down and killed from a bomb blast with a dead fetus lying between her legs and the word "OWNED!!" written on the bottom.

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-13T06:13:15Z says:

      * I LOVE CLIVE BARKER *

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2009-03-13T09:50:29Z says:

      you're scared about submitting stuff like that jsloan? c'mon... we're far too jaded for that to cause us to bat an eye. the only thing i would probably hunt you down and kill you for is animal abuse pics/vids...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-13T19:05:02Z says:

      jsloan, sub some animal abuse pics, and, Deja please video & post the ensuing hunting and killing.

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-03-13T06:15:40Z says:

    One day I must stand with Zammis...
    before the Holy Council on Dracon...
    and recite our lineage,...
    so that Zammis may join the society of all Dracs.

  • blingbling
    blingbling 2009-03-13T06:33:54Z says:

    whoa a retarded mantis

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-13T06:34:45Z says:

      Yes. OJ loves retarded mantises. He fucks them hard.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-03-13T07:56:02Z says:

      mantises?
      oj?

  • DizzyMujahiDean
    DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-13T07:09:57Z says:

    meth mouth?

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-03-13T07:35:47Z says:

    cruel- wtf is your fetish with OJ? Do you sometimes wish you were nicole and getting DP'd with his heisman trophies?

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-13T08:26:01Z says:

      more like getting his throat slit cuz hes fucking ron goldman

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-03-14T06:26:23Z says:

      Pretty sure he's talking bout oranjeboom--not Ornthwald James

  • sandychu
    sandychu 2009-03-13T08:10:04Z says:

    Wow, Cruel, you're going all out. remind me to not get on your bad side.

    About the girl, put a bag over her head and you're good to go.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-03-13T09:35:01Z says:

    somebodys gonna get some loving on the honeymoon

  • RigorTortoise
    RigorTortoise 2009-03-13T09:46:43Z says:

    Really? When they said, "Speak now or forever hold your peace" no one said anything? Man, his friends are dicks.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2009-03-13T09:52:54Z says:

      we haven't seen the groom yet. Who knows? Maybe his friends saw her as a *gasp* trophy wife!

  • god
    god 2009-03-13T09:58:54Z says:

    heheh

    • sandychu
      sandychu 2009-03-14T02:17:27Z says:

      hahaha ...I didn't know God was on Mucho, but I guess I should have known better.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-03-13T11:28:50Z says:

    Ya, I'm gonna guess West Virginia.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-13T11:50:36Z says:

      it's odd that nobody has said British yet

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-03-13T11:53:39Z says:

      well it depends on which part, i know many people from there... all of them look normal, But i have seen many less than appealing people in the hills and truck beds of WV

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-03-13T18:05:22Z says:

      couldn't be west virginia.. not pregnant

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-03-13T18:42:39Z says:

      fries, fwiw, most of the population in WV retain a lot of the British genes. There are even pockets of very remote areas where they still speak the King's English.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-13T19:14:04Z says:

      they'll be the backbone of america then

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-03-13T11:49:32Z says:

    who's the cutie on the left ? she looks familiar

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-03-13T13:58:55Z says:

    Cruel says

    "I love OJ, I can't stop thinking about him. I only wish I could share my love for him in the same way I do Hank, alas, it will never be"

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-14T02:46:40Z says:

      Lose Wanko's avvy, you stupid twat.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-14T02:52:36Z says:

      Later

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-14T09:16:29Z says:

      I'd say you failed completely to rouse any support for Wanko, 0=Cunt. Too bad.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-03-13T14:04:29Z says:

    I hate to say this, but she's kinda cool looking. Could use a teeth cleaning, but... Yeah she's got the stuff I like.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-03-13T16:36:28Z says:

    I guarentee the reason she's getting married is because she gives the best head her man has ever received!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-13T17:13:42Z says:

      I'm hoping your stepdaughter gives good head.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-13T17:43:26Z says:

      as if

    • deadsy
      deadsy 2009-03-13T20:11:00Z says:

      i didn't know salad fingers gave head

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-03-14T04:03:28Z says:

      She does!

  • rock_strongo
    rock_strongo 2009-03-13T19:39:11Z says:

    She looks she belongs in one of the ad for Halloween Horror nights.

  • deadsy
    deadsy 2009-03-13T20:12:26Z says:

    the chick on the left jumped at the chance to take a photo with this thing. now she's 10 times hotter

  • liberalfag
    liberalfag 2009-03-13T21:07:51Z says:

    At least she had her teeth done for the pictures.

  • Whakka
    Whakka 2009-03-14T00:40:39Z says:

    PHOTOSHOP!

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-03-14T01:12:54Z says:

      Nah, I'm sure she really is just that ugly.


      Mt. Dew Mouth?

  • Twest
    Twest 2009-03-14T10:21:14Z says:

    Anyone ever see the painting Scream by Edvard Munch.
    I think this is her.

  • IFUCKshitBETTERsmellingTHANyou
    IFUCKshitBETTERsmellingTHANyou 2009-03-14T12:20:57Z says:

    Fucking sick.

jsloan10
posted March 13, 2009