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God -- the Failed Hypothesis: How Science Shows that God Does Not Exist

This has got to be the funniest book title I have ever heard. Stick your politically correct nonsense up your asses fukcunts. Let the comment war between religions begin.

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Comments to God -- the Failed Hypothesis: How Science Shows that God Does Not Exist

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-08-08T04:03:37Z says:

    doesnt really show there is no god, it just proves all religions on earth are bullshit

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-08-08T05:29:39Z says:

      The bible amounts to the same conclusion.

    • NewGuy
      NewGuy 2008-08-08T07:14:11Z says:

      so does PentHouse.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:43:16Z says:

      I don't even need to read this book to know what it is talking about. You know ancient texts from some certain ancient races talk about god, coming down to earth. The sumerians talk about the gods, of which lived about 130,000 years before they died. Thing is, they were physical to the touch like you and I. They even mapped out they're origins from remount starsystems on starmaps onto stone. This knowledge is occult, but visible.

    • leftysurprise
      leftysurprise 2008-08-08T17:13:37Z says:

      annunaki, nephilim, gods, god, etc. etc.

    • Killawife
      Killawife 2008-08-08T22:02:45Z says:

      Enki and his pals. I don't think this book is about that.

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2008-08-08T04:17:28Z says:

    My religion is the only real religion.
    The rest of you are heathen goat fuckers.

    • TheCOB
      TheCOB 2008-08-08T04:27:10Z says:

      Goat-fucking isn't heathen; it's an art form perfected over time. Ask your dad.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-08-08T04:38:31Z says:

      or you can ask Pan, he knows all about it, while we are talking religions. Granted that's ancient but w/e. Dick Sucking Scoundrel is stupid.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-08-09T02:44:51Z says:

      You mean, ask your da-a-a-a-a-ad.

  • AkaiTsuki
    AkaiTsuki 2008-08-08T04:36:42Z says:

    Really believing or really not believing is the same difference... who fucking cares...

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-08T07:04:30Z says:

      it's mostly an american/muslim problem i guess. civilized people don't fucking care anyway...

    • NewGuy
      NewGuy 2008-08-08T07:16:46Z says:

      AkaiTsuki is right. strongly believing in something and strongly disbelieving leads to the same thing, which is pointless arguing and getting nothing done.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-08T07:51:05Z says:

      making religion more than a private thing rather "is pointless arguing and getting nothing done"...

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2008-08-08T04:45:19Z says:

    Go fuck yourselves Scientists. Cure cancer first, then start working on God.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-08-08T06:37:44Z says:

      Get rid of capitalism, and then we'll release the cure for cancer.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-08-08T07:05:09Z says:

      get me some motherfucking waffles then get ride of capitalism....I dunno...I just feel like some waffles right now

    • fantastick
      fantastick 2008-08-08T08:38:46Z says:

      Capitalism stops the cure for cancer because the team that cures cancer are going to die in the poor house. It's worthwhile to them to keep the cure under wraps, I mean, who would pay for that anyway?

      (idiot)

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:47:21Z says:

      no shit. But scientists want to keep researching and get the greatest understanding before releasing a cure. But as you point out, who will pay for it? What money you need to survive, you won't sacrifice to pay for the cure because it is keeping you alive under the assumption you don't have cancer.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:49:07Z says:

      Your government won't raise taxes because they know you won't want to pay them. They want to keep their war machines alive so you all continue to die from war or disease. It really, from a genius standpoint, is the perfect balance.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:52:59Z says:

      All this subtle manipulation is battle without touch. war of the minds as you can call it.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:54:49Z says:

      I'd like to see my countries leaders mouth as a piss pot. Take a step back to the true humans and nature that we are. As of right now we are building ourselves as a machine incapable of surviving without a renewable energy source.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-08T09:56:35Z says:

      Red, white, and blue, as we knew, industrialize and now we suffocate.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T16:10:33Z says:

      shut up yappy skanky stinky noob

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-08-08T18:22:38Z says:

      There is no "cure" for cancer. There is only killing the current malignant cells. The genetic damage has already been done.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T18:29:55Z says:

      lots of cancer is pretty close to curable these days..

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T18:31:01Z says:

      lance armstrong doesn't have cancer..so basically he's cured

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T18:31:27Z says:

      what do you mean genetic damage?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T18:44:59Z says:

      get rid of capitalism? LOL kool-aid color of blue for you I guess. What do you think is the best way to go then TG? Socialism? Communism? Theocracy? Oh wait, you wont answer because your too tired. Lazy fuck.

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-08-08T21:58:16Z says:

      Aah, just like good old times - TiredGuy posting a semi-political comment and K-Billy running in foaming at the mouth...


      Handbags at 20 paces, ladies

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T22:10:41Z says:

      yeah. just like old times... sigh

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-08-09T10:02:06Z says:

      What did you think cancer is? It's most often caused by damage to a specific gene. If that gene does it's job, when another gene gets messed up, it starts a chain reaction to kill the cell. But if that one particular gene is mutated, it doesn't kill the cell when another gene goes.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:22:28Z says:

      Genetic damage as in your leaders suppressing the copper in your blood that you are so deficent of. It's a bigger problem than deficent drug addicts not getting their fixes, but problem is, drug treatment is a bigger priority. I feel morose.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:26:49Z says:

      smerf its the chemicals we all intake mostly to. These chemicals our bodies ar'nt adjusted to. We take them in, but our body does'nt know what to do with them. They sit and cause destruction.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:31:23Z says:

      Cancer is a form of adaptation to these chemicals. But you can't reproduce build the tolerance for them if you die. Cancer treament, in western form is great but still very destructive. Shamens are the true masters of survival.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:36:03Z says:

      If only people realize the clean food act of 1908 was more destructive than it sounded, then it would have been abolished 100 years ago when it first started. Yeah, our food has the very rare natural poisoning that it does, but it's still safer than the synthetic chemicals we are overloaded with and thud downtrodden.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T15:21:36Z says:

      do you enjoy responding to yourself?

  • thecraze
    thecraze 2008-08-08T04:47:56Z says:

    The only truth is that there is no proof that there is a god. there's only a human fear that we're alone.

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-08-08T04:58:00Z says:

      There is no proof that God does NOT exist, there’s only a human fear of having to be accountable to a higher power.

      See how that works?

    • BukkakeMonster
      BukkakeMonster 2008-08-08T05:56:19Z says:

      hold on, u dont have to prove that something doesnt exist, cause the only proof u need is the proof no one can find

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-08-08T21:33:58Z says:

      I think the human fear is that we die, and that's it. The whole belief in God concept is to pacify ourselves by believing that we will somehow live forever in some shape or form... Get over it, we die, then become fertilizer... THAT is how we live on.

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T00:14:40Z says:

      lol "there is no proof that god does not exist"

      its called the burden of proof, if you can't prove something it can't be a fact.

      therefore until you can prove that god DOES exist there most likely is no higher power.

      it doesn't work the other way... thats like someone saying "people can't levitate", and you saying "oh yeah? there is no proof that they CAN'T levitate"

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-09T00:22:44Z says:

      but the bible says that god DOES exist...

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T01:03:21Z says:

      actually, yeah, it does. Is that proof? How else would there be proof? You would either believe something in a book that apparently was so spectacular it's caused nothing but trouble ever since. I dunno what happened 2000 years ago, but some major shit went down apparently.

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T01:16:19Z says:

      2000 years ago? well... tons of ignorant people... tons of disease... a lot of slavery... lots of war...

      and no, being that the bible is fictitious, so no that isn't proof.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T01:20:04Z says:

      wow billy thats one of the best arguments youve ever come up with

      except everyone 2000 years ago thought the earth was flat...yeah.........

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:06:18Z says:

      oh yeah, that's right. LOL. even if there was proof staring you right in the face you would still be blind as a bat. And shut up kojach, dont you have an 8pm curfew? Fuck off.
      Yak, you tell me what got so many people riled up 2000 years ago. Huh? How were all these people suddenly hooked on one view? What changed the world at that time? Was it some dumbfuck who walked around and spouted a lot of shit? Or did a group of people come together and say, "hey! Lets start a really cool cult!" What? What the fuck happened?
      Proof is that even though you say, the bible is fictitious, (which a lot of it is by the way, i'm not arguing with you there) I'm still saying it's documented proof that something happened, IE Jesus. Is it true? Who knows, but it's there for you to look at anyway. It's there for you to believe it or not.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T02:11:15Z says:

      protip: no one gave a shit when jesus walked around doing nothing, and they didnt give a shit when he died. no one really cared until his conmen walked around finding the dumbest people they could and telling them fairy tales, and like lemers running off a cliff everyone started giving them 10% of their income for nothing whatsoever

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:25:03Z says:

      Lame. I am sure if no one gave a shit back then, then no one would know or care to this day.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-08-09T10:23:29Z says:

      lol @ Kojach
      I think you mean lemmings.....

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T15:21:19Z says:

      yeah i probably wouldve remembered that if they hadnt all died in a tragic cliff jumping accident

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-08-08T04:56:17Z says:

    it doesnt?
    who the fuck i beheaded whose guys for then???
    fuck!

  • SmokieBear
    SmokieBear 2008-08-08T05:10:00Z says:

    in the name of the father the son and the fucking BS scientists. amen

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-08-08T05:23:02Z says:

      shut the fuck up dumb ass

  • DeadSkinMask
    DeadSkinMask 2008-08-08T05:40:04Z says:

    in the middle of reading "The God Delusion". pretty good book so far. Richard Dawkins is the god of debate.

    • BukkakeMonster
      BukkakeMonster 2008-08-08T05:57:34Z says:

      so richard dawkins is a god yet says there is no god?

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-08-08T06:38:16Z says:

      ^ Too dim to realize that "god" has more than one meaning.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T19:26:32Z says:

      ^Too dim to realize a fucking joke when it's said.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-08T20:11:03Z says:

      ^believes in god so cant insult anyone

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T20:18:48Z says:

      ^wong, fuck nut.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-08-09T02:48:05Z says:

      I don't know about his writing prowess, but he was pretty funny on "Family Feud".

  • Typical
    Typical 2008-08-08T06:26:07Z says:

    Rabble Rabble Fucking Rabble....The internet is no place to debate "God."

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T17:23:29Z says:

      yes it is..it's the only place i'd even bother debating it..not that i feel like it

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-08-09T03:33:44Z says:

      Arguing about religion on the internet is like singing "My Girl" into a banana while standing on a crowded subway platform.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-08-08T06:38:57Z says:

    I fail to see how this book's title is "politically correct". But whatever. Good book. I'm glad it pisses religious assholes off. It's about time they got some ass shoved in their face for a change.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T18:48:48Z says:

      The book does not piss me off, and I am religious. Oops, too bad for you. You should read The Shack by William P. Young. Put's a new perspective on religion.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T19:10:53Z says:

      you're going to hell

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T19:11:49Z says:

      you'll join ghandi and estelle getty in a burning flesh party

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T19:28:33Z says:

      you can be on top. I would like that.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-08T19:30:28Z says:

      I bet you would

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T19:34:03Z says:

      only if it's dik though. You cant join.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:22:16Z says:

      if you believe in god part of you is kinda dumb

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:29:03Z says:

      in your case, since you somehow think it's cool to broadcast your stupidity..lots of you is kinda dumb

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-08T20:30:06Z says:

      I don't want to. Your little fantasies are your own BillyBob.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:31:59Z says:

      if fact go fuck yourself anyway you candyass rpg playing ballwanter

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:32:46Z says:

      jesus was a pussy,,,santa is more reasonable

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T20:39:39Z says:

      It's not my fantasy cheekycov. dik started it.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T20:46:17Z says:

      aww, diks hostility means i must have suggested something wrong. You want me to be on top then? How did your dad to it? I forgot how you liked it dik.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-08-08T20:46:51Z says:

      The involvement of Dik in the fantasy is yours

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:49:55Z says:

      k-billy you noob..you sound like a youtube guy..my dad? give me break..hahaha noob

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:50:23Z says:

      your mama is so ugly...aaahahaha

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:51:27Z says:

      hey k-billy did you fuck my sister too you unoriginal barfbag?

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:52:07Z says:

      jesus would be rolling over in his grave

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:52:18Z says:

      whammy

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:56:55Z says:

      fuck you too vicsin

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T20:56:59Z says:

      wow! LOL! Really getting to you now. God I love this. It took you five posts to basically try and insult me. Bravo champ!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:00:42Z says:

      oh, and "whammy!" yeah! Take that! LOL! Because people usually use that phrase for the icing on the cake!

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:00:43Z says:

      sorry man trying to reverse it won't work on me..

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:01:24Z says:

      Too late, already has.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:01:30Z says:

      you're so pwned your wee butthole is sore

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-08T21:01:53Z says:

      "jesus would be rolling over in his grave"
      dik, Jesus isn't in a grave

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:03:46Z says:

      it's so clear to anyone that has usable brain stuff that you're not too bright

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:03:49Z says:

      Livin up to your name, eh "dik." Wow, you are such a flaming fag.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:04:22Z says:

      give it up.. renounce god or i'll pwn you more

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:05:00Z says:

      say it jesushead

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:05:33Z says:

      burn

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:07:33Z says:

      you mean, you'll "pwned my wee butthole?" Jesus dik, you sure are spry. Perhaps it's because you're pretending I'm only five like your little brother is. Right? LOL! "pwn" now who sounds like a youtube guy now?

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:11:18Z says:

      oh fuck.. i'm a fag....hahahaha now my brother...k-billy try at least..or just renounce your faith.. one or the other

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:12:56Z says:

      i'm sorry dik, i'll try harder... WHAMMY! See? I can try just as hard as you!

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:15:22Z says:

      i guess god never blessed you with wit in any way at all..thanks for letting me down

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:15:32Z says:

      burp

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T21:15:42Z says:

      scuse me

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:18:12Z says:

      it's ok dik, Jesus forgives you, and so do I!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:26:03Z says:

      and as far as wit goes. Why did it take you twice as many posts then? Huh?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-10T04:58:35Z says:

      oh and i win tg. lol you lose yet again....

  • grexican
    grexican 2008-08-08T07:43:32Z says:

    FSM or GTFO

    • FrequentFapper
      FrequentFapper 2008-08-08T20:22:34Z says:

      gay tug fest ouch?

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-08-08T22:02:48Z says:

      Superior Noodliod Appendage ftw!

  • PwnBot
    PwnBot 2008-08-08T09:30:36Z says:

    If you don't believe in the same invisible sky wizard I do, you will go to hell.

  • dik
    dik 2008-08-08T09:39:49Z says:

    sometimes when it's raining and i step outside it stops immediately...god is afraid of me

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-08T09:45:07Z says:

      you sure thats not just your shower

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T09:50:56Z says:

      dang..

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T19:31:25Z says:

      or it's because your drunk of a father ran out of piss.

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-08-08T22:03:53Z says:

      I am a Rain God, when I go out it comes to worship me.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2008-08-08T18:56:54Z says:

    "How Science Shows that God Does Not Exist" Thats fine. But science also cannot prove Time Travel exists either. Science cannot tell me how to create Gold from Platinum. Science cannot tell me how big the universe is either. Speculation, theory, and interpretation are what "science" is today. Overall, science actually fails at a lot of things. It cannot prove there is no god, nor can it prove there is one. Too bad the thing that pisses off the scientists the most is that people dont need proof when it comes to God. All they need is faith.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T19:03:47Z says:

      hahahahahaha

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T19:29:15Z says:

      silly. It's "lol" saves on a lot of typing.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-08T20:16:21Z says:

      time travel doesnt exist. if there was time travel it would have to be in the future and eventually in the future some dumbshit would come back in time and fuck everything up, there i just used logic to disprove time travel.

      you cant create gold from platinum because theyre both elements, if they were compounds you could but they are elements and its just not possible.

      no one can tell you how big the universe is, thats how big it is. your stupid religious brain couldnt even begin to understand that its so big you cant fathom it

      yes all you need is faith, and blind faith is just fucking stupid

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-08T20:31:00Z says:

      i'm loling at you swine. not with you

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T20:33:41Z says:

      How do you know time travel doesnt exist? Prove it. There are many supposed paradoxes with time travel. Check out the Quantum Entanglement theory. It's where you "jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster than is technically possible without time travel."
      Synthesis of noble metals--- Check out the wiki page.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_synthesis
      "No one can tell you how big the universe is." Ok. Then no one can tell me if there is a God or not one. Once you know everything, get on back to me. Ok?
      LOL!!! "Your stupid religious brain" What are you, like 14? Grow up kid.
      Too easy Kojach.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-08T21:19:00Z says:

      Time travel does not exist, nor will it ever exist because if it did, we would already know about it.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:29:41Z says:

      why? Why would anyone tell us? Who's to say they wouldnt tell us 1000 years from now? Or, they have already told us, but they were killed for silence? Or for heresy?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-08-08T21:33:25Z says:

      I'm with Kojack, I need a sucker...oh, it's k-Billy

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-08T21:54:48Z says:

      better come prepared, I squirt.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-08T22:00:08Z says:

      youre right i cant tell you there is no god or there isnt, what i can tell you is believing either way is blind faith and like i said, thats just fucking stupid

      which makes you just fucking stupid

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T01:19:08Z says:

      not believing in a god or higher power isn't faith.. thats where you are wrong. faith is believing in something that can't be proven, not NOT believing in something that can't be proven.

      i don't believe there is a higher power because it can't be scientifically proven.. (that is proven using the scientific method), i don't have "faith" that there isn't a higher power, there just simply isn't any actual real proof that there is.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-08-09T01:31:36Z says:

      Haha, k Billy, good one

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-09T01:37:41Z says:

      Hi jamiee-poo!

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T01:56:14Z says:

      just because you dont have evidence that something exists doesnt mean you have evidence that something doesnt exist

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-08-09T02:06:07Z says:

      Hi Fugs!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:11:06Z says:

      I liked this quote from Contact. "You say you loved your father."
      "Yes, I did."
      "Well, can you prove it?"
      Of course, her father is dead at that point of the movie. All the science in the world at her fingertips could not prove what she said was true.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T02:13:21Z says:

      i can prove it wasnt true, it was a fucking movie, and that was her line

      check and mate

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-09T02:22:48Z says:

      I smoked salvia last night

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:22:48Z says:

      wow, good job Kojach! It WAS a movie! But apparently imagination and the concept of grasping parallels to what we are talking about is completely lost on you. You cant move your Queen backwards off the board into the other square opposite from her, thus winning the game. You have to understand what chess in in the first place. Good try though. Hey, is this your helmet? Put it on, i wouldn't want you hurting yourself again.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:26:06Z says:

      how was it Irish? I want to try it. Heard you can see some really crazy shit.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-09T02:32:12Z says:

      did you just try to rationalize using movie quotes (from a movie that most people have probably never heard of, and having heard about it for the first time myself, sounds pretty gay) trying to prove god exists? thats like me saying there are aliens on mars and proof is the documentary mars attacks

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-09T02:37:59Z says:

      Yeah, man, try it it's pretty cool there for a minute I had no clue what the fuck was going on. I saw some pretty crazy shit no doubt.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:46:27Z says:

      Jesus hojach, do I have to spell it out for you? Ok. Lets pretend you and I had the same conversation sans movie,
      K-billy "You say you loved your father."
      Kojach, "besides him making me blow him and fuck him in the ass, yes, yes I did love him"
      k-billy, "Ok then, can you prove it?"

      Now lets assume your father is dead from the AIDS he got real bad in Africa at that one brothel. Lets also say you were a scientist of some sort, with a strict analytical look of life. Which i guess applied to you means you can do wonders with lincoln logs, and think in terms as a chimp does when he contemplates eating his own shit.

      So all the tinkering with the logs and heavy scatological thinking in the world could not prove your love for your gay homo father. There, now we removed the movie from the example. Happy?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T02:49:19Z says:

      yeah. i hear you should do it with your friends because you might go face first into the ground and not even know it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-09T02:52:27Z says:

      I was laying on my couch. It was cool I have done it twice now and I while I am in no hurry to do it again and I won't ever buy it. I won't turn it down in the future.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T04:59:13Z says:

      how does the smoke taste?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-09T16:14:48Z says:

      Not bad, but not good either, not bad enough to turn you off of it. I don't really know what to compare it to.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T20:33:43Z says:

      just as long as it's not metallic. Yuck.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-08-08T19:41:26Z says:

    let people belive in god , atleast someone earn alot for printing all the bibles and build and rebuild churches ahaha idiot relgions

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T00:18:58Z says:

      pretty much sums it up... if someone wants to believe in imaginary things and have "faith" in things that can't be proved to exist... more power to them..

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-09T01:21:27Z says:

      Im glad you are a very open mind person, you the best admin ever. Your site awesome

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-09T01:23:44Z says:

      this site has make me alot of joy and I have learned alot of being here. As long i got internet I will continue visit this site and provide as much as I can.

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T01:28:55Z says:

      can you make me a crow necklaces? ;P

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-09T01:39:21Z says:

      *toupee sucked off by Plantshit's sucking-up vacuum*

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-08-09T03:03:33Z says:

      Did the Super Poli-Dent hold?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-09T03:53:33Z says:

      No.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-09T09:58:07Z says:

      yes i make u one for free

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-08-08T19:48:15Z says:

    Just another tool, written by a tool for all the other tools to feel better about their poor behavior and ill choices before they fall into oblivion. Dance on, fools.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-08-08T20:42:22Z says:

      ...Wait so because I'm not religious...saying religion is ghey is a way for me to feel better about shitty decisions? STFU AND TURN YOUR SHIT OFF YOU RETARDED CUNT!

  • god
    god 2008-08-08T20:11:13Z says:

    piss off i fucken exist, just cbf logging into muchosucko every day off the week dont have to write a book about it

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-08-08T22:08:49Z says:

      Be careful that you don't prove your existence to yourself - proof denies faith, and without faith you will cease to exist.



      Thank you Douglas Adams, I love fucking with Christians in the pub using that argument.

    • god
      god 2008-08-09T07:13:07Z says:

      im not christian. but i do like the whole unquestioning loyalty thing

  • Best-comment-winner-is...
    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-08T21:17:33Z says:

    ^^losing battles!!!^^ both sides

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-08-08T22:09:35Z says:

    Can't we all just get along with or without God?

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T01:45:41Z says:

      well.... if there wasn't any religion in the world there would have been a shit ton less wars throughout history....

      people aren't supposed to get along ;/

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:47:32Z says:

      yup. 1/2 of war is religion. 1/2 of war is human capabilities. Unfortunately, religion brings out hate in people....

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:49:09Z says:

      Afterall religion is a congregation, a mass gathering, and thus hate for another group brings people together. Thats war, mass killings basicly. No religion and a war might just be a simple knife fight on the street.....

  • Dislexyc
    Dislexyc 2008-08-09T00:00:15Z says:

    -Today young men on acid realized that alll matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.-

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-09T10:45:53Z says:

      Nice!
      Bill hicks qoute!
      I'd like to see your local news prove it...mindcontrolled fucks. People would be in stupor if they heard that on the news...I'd love it!
      SMOLDERING IN EXILE!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-08-09T02:53:45Z says:

    I read that Hell is being able to surf Mucho Sucko for all eternity, but its in Farsi and all images are turned off.

    • yak
      yak 2008-08-09T03:50:08Z says:

      actually its having to update mucho every day.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-08-09T05:10:47Z says:

      i bet that gets repetitive.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-09T07:47:54Z says:

      super tough job

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2008-08-09T16:05:37Z says:

    science requires a lot of faith

  • loslobos
    loslobos 2008-08-09T20:10:52Z says:

    There is no God. Just energy from Earth and the Cosmos. No heaven no hell, no afterlife other then recycling that energy. No souls. No judgment day. This is why when you met someone for the first time and get a bad vibe, be sure to know that's pure negative energy. Or good gone sour. I wear Old Spice to cover mine up.

Dirty.fucking.scoundrel
posted August 08, 2008

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