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bitch sounded like linda blaire UHH
They are helping her resolve her post-partum depression.
Too bad, for me its only making it worse
After the shoot, they all went out for drinks. Everyone had a good laugh when the chick sat down and got the barstool stuck in her vag.
Hahaha
She was never stuck for work at xmas time.
She just put on a pair of wings and - hey presto! - life size xmas tree fairy.
The real trick is when the small oriental, who slides down the hollowed out dildo, stays in the slut's vag overnight.
I`m in love!
Why? Do you also have a 4' blue cock that no girl has the nerve to even give a chance?
The Amazing Ty called. She wants her act back.
she looks a lot like elaine from sienfeld "2:12"
Damn, Godzilla! You lied to us. You said you were a giant lizard!
Godzilla cant speak its a giant lizard! YOU LIED TO ME!
Um, Lets see. Giant Lizard or Dildo?....EZ choice!
That's quite a motley crew of supporters she has gathered around her bedside.
They're obviously credentialed medical professionals.
"yes! yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" she sounds like that little kid that got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas.
She will never be pleasured by a human ever again via penetration. Probably took that thing home with her.
Wasnt there a longer version of this on here where they show a sort of making of and the creation of the dildo?
Anyone got a hotdog i could throw?
why? did you shove the last one in your freezer up your ass again?
Vicsin ate it.
im pretty sure she gets the biggest whore of the year award
They should have brought 2 and stuck 1 in her mouth to shut her up.
This was a weapon in devloment during WW2 but was to late to be used
Godzilla's dick is WAY bigger than that.
Repost, cuntscab.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/how_big_is_too_big_-28895/extracontext
all aboard the failbus
Because I was (dreadfully) late getting the comment in, or because this shit's been posted before? I couldn't give a damn about banning people or all that bullshit...
not with the program^
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Comments to Godzilla Dildo
bitch sounded like linda blaire UHH
They are helping her resolve her post-partum depression.
Too bad, for me its only making it worse
After the shoot, they all went out for drinks. Everyone had a good laugh when the chick sat down and got the barstool stuck in her vag.
Hahaha
She was never stuck for work at xmas time.
She just put on a pair of wings and - hey presto! - life size xmas tree fairy.
The real trick is when the small oriental, who slides down the hollowed out dildo, stays in the slut's vag overnight.
I`m in love!
Why? Do you also have a 4' blue cock that no girl has the nerve to even give a chance?
The Amazing Ty called. She wants her act back.
she looks a lot like elaine from sienfeld "2:12"
Damn, Godzilla! You lied to us. You said you were a giant lizard!
Godzilla cant speak its a giant lizard! YOU LIED TO ME!
Um, Lets see. Giant Lizard or Dildo?....EZ choice!
That's quite a motley crew of supporters she has gathered around her bedside.
They're obviously credentialed medical professionals.
"yes! yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" she sounds like that little kid that got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas.
She will never be pleasured by a human ever again via penetration. Probably took that thing home with her.
Wasnt there a longer version of this on here where they show a sort of making of and the creation of the dildo?
Anyone got a hotdog i could throw?
why? did you shove the last one in your freezer up your ass again?
Vicsin ate it.
im pretty sure she gets the biggest whore of the year award
They should have brought 2 and stuck 1 in her mouth to shut her up.
This was a weapon in devloment during WW2 but was to late to be used
Godzilla's dick is WAY bigger than that.
Repost, cuntscab.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/how_big_is_too_big_-28895/extracontext
all aboard the failbus
Because I was (dreadfully) late getting the comment in, or because this shit's been posted before?
I couldn't give a damn about banning people or all that bullshit...
not with the program^