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Golden Gate Bridge Jumps

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Comments to Golden Gate Bridge Jumps

  • kat3126
    kat3126 2007-06-26T04:07:43Z says:

    shit that music was enough to make me do that

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T05:51:51Z says:

      I'll pay you to buy life insurance and make me the beneficiary.

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-06-26T05:54:03Z says:

      its an old folk song from scotland..It was in that movie "we were soldiers?

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:49:37Z says:

      And what, jqh88, the insurance company will believe that kat "accidentally" fell off the bridge?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-26T07:14:51Z says:

      Wait, I want suicide insurance.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-26T10:08:27Z says:

      i like that music

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:29:40Z says:

      i've always wondered what language that was.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:39:32Z says:

      i think the music went great with this vid!

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-26T17:08:43Z says:

      I liked the music too.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-06-26T19:25:24Z says:

      The song is called Sgt. Mckenzie. http://compuball.com/av/sgtmackenzie.htm

    • Masterblates
      Masterblates 2007-06-26T19:42:04Z says:

      CANNONBAAALLLL!

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-26T21:13:03Z says:

      if you say "AHHH MOTHERLAND!!!" in a middle eastern accent when they fall, it's amusing.

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-06-26T04:29:42Z says:

    How the fuck they get this footage?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T04:36:48Z says:

      I just insult them and wait.

    • angeltenrih
      angeltenrih 2007-06-26T05:19:46Z says:

      This was done as part of a documentary protesting the city council's decision to not build a fence on both sides of the bridge to prevent jumpers. A guy set up a camera on the bank of the river and aimed it at the bridge every day for about a year. He said he got about 14 jumpers on video.

      ... What? It was on the news.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T05:28:28Z says:

      Wow, angeltenrih, nice way to regurgitate information. Are you this versatile in all your conversations? Because I heard there's a bridge you can jump off of in San Fransisco.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T05:32:26Z says:

      Hey look, the video is 2 minutes 32 seconds now instead of 30.

    • M4sk3dC4sp3r
      M4sk3dC4sp3r 2007-06-26T06:16:25Z says:

      dude mine says 2 min 33 sec???

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T06:20:20Z says:

      Quick, reinstall your computer with Linux, something must be wrong!

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:51:01Z says:

      Install Linux and something will DEFINITELY be wrong.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T07:36:09Z says:

      yeah its a documentary, it was like 24 jumpers in one year. personally i woulda done a flip if i jumped off.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:31:28Z says:

      ehh, that would've been an amazing camera to look for jumpers, track them, zoom in, and track again when they're jumping. i want one!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T14:43:31Z says:

      JackOff88, you are starting to fucking irritate me, you fucking twat. You got a problem with someone posting actual information instead of lame ass comments like yourself? Regurgitated? It's called news, you fucking prick.

    • gamez87
      gamez87 2007-06-26T14:49:52Z says:

      i love it when hank gets angry at idiots..

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-26T14:53:01Z says:

      jhq88: Ya man...CNN...hot fuckin bitches on there"

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-26T18:36:49Z says:

      Hank, calm down and go bang some asian school girl there... also that chick from Fox Julie something is hot

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T18:45:36Z says:

      I now have a lovely girlfriend to whom I will remain ever faithful.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T19:11:51Z says:

      Games87: "I love the interweb, can on here I can use the word idiot and not have it apply to me."

      Dik, wow, who would have thought you knew what CNN is. My opinion of you have increased like tenfold, which is still zero since zero times ten is still zero.

      TheTruth, Hank is an expat who can't get anything even among his own people, so he moves to another country to get sex, cause basically women in his own country think he's pathetic and men in his own country knows what kind of a fucked up pervert he is. The next time you think he's having sex, think about him paying to chew on some underage Asian boy's penis in an alley somewhere.

      Hank, never has a man loved his cat as you love your's.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T19:23:50Z says:

      Wow, I've never seen anyone type so much to produce so little.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T19:30:09Z says:

      When I talk about people who fail at life, there is only so much you can "produce" out of nothing.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T19:52:12Z says:

      You can't produce anything worth reading because you lack the experience and the necessary skills. As for life, I doubt you've lived enough to know what success might look like.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-26T19:57:42Z says:

      life is easy....you get born then you grow up then you die.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T19:57:57Z says:

      Is it the opposite of what your life looks like?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T20:06:22Z says:

      Also to be slightly more serious for a moment, I believe that you are old, but senior, a life of failure is not a life of experience. I haven't met one expat whose not a loser, whether they be young and teaching English for $10 an hour or old, drunk on foreign beer, and trying to believe that their "girlfriend" likes them for who they really are. Experience consists of learning from your mistakes and overcoming them, whereas failure is not having done that until you are too old to matter.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T20:24:27Z says:

      What a twat. you are. You think you are qualified to judge people? Ha ha! That's the funniest bit. What would a life of failure actually consist of? Not having a good life insurance policy? Not having a good car, or a mountain of debt?
      Jerky, you are obviously still a kid. So, fuck off. And show some respect to your elders.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T20:32:30Z says:

      Sounds like I've hit that wall of self delusion which you have spent your life supply of energy maintaining, instead of trying to succeed. You know what a person hates Hank, the things that don't have and can't get.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T20:38:18Z says:

      That wasn't very interesting. Try again.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T20:43:08Z says:

      I was actually hoping you would have jumped by now. :)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T20:53:08Z says:

      I will choke you, then toss you over. Just relax man, it'll all be over soon.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T20:58:22Z says:

      Yeah, oh shit, Hank has me in a verbal choke. What will I do?

      Dik: "Quick, roll the dice for strength +5"

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-06-26T23:16:43Z says:

      lol

    • insomniac87
      insomniac87 2007-06-27T03:13:07Z says:

      1) lulz. I read the first two responses back and forth and got bored. They're like baby girls.
      2) You'd think someone that spent a year waiting for someone to jump would be a better cameraman.
      3) A fence isn't going to stop people from killing themselves. At least let them go out in a fun way. There's another bridge in San Fran anyway and it's bigger. Putting up fences would be a waste of money.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-27T05:12:30Z says:

      Jackass88, go and fuck yourself (not verbally).

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-27T20:29:44Z says:

      Why, when your mom wants to fuck me all the time?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-27T23:59:40Z says:

      hank, get your stuffs together and act your age, you ant in a stack! and jhq88, you don't have any duty or honour of MS to defend, so it's timeout for you, young man! back to your closet!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-28T00:08:02Z says:

      "If I keep insulting you (which I feel like I have a sacred duty to the spirit of MS to)" bwahahahaha

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-06-28T02:16:52Z says:

      no no no!! dont stop, i like what jqh88 was saying..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-28T08:30:19Z says:

      Because you are even dumber than him.

    • gamez87
      gamez87 2007-06-30T02:22:09Z says:

      hey jqh88 are the quotations necessary when your trying to say something insulting? Were you trying to quote me about something I never said? All you have done is prove to not only me but everyone that you are the idiot that i thought you were. Thanks for making it easy.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-07-01T00:17:32Z says:

      Uh, Hank, that would be "even dumber than HE"

  • bostano
    bostano 2007-06-26T04:36:53Z says:

    The Sunshine Skyway here in Tampa kicks the Golden Gate's ass, royally.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-26T04:49:03Z says:

      Are you suggesting that your bridge can beat up my bridge?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-26T04:52:01Z says:

      thems fightin words....

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-06-26T06:09:31Z says:

      DEATH MATCH!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-26T06:43:00Z says:

      The bridges over Deception Pass, in WA

    • DayoftheDante
      DayoftheDante 2007-06-26T07:38:03Z says:

      I wish to hear more about this Decepticon Pass.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T07:51:24Z says:

      then how come they didnt make a movie about the sunshine skyway? golden gates better. golden gate/ 'heavens gate'. people die all the time on our bridge, so ours is better.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:32:27Z says:

      my bridge has more casualties than yours!

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-26T10:40:02Z says:

      fucking golden gate bridge is gay, try my bridge washington , thats hardcore

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-06-26T11:59:41Z says:

      The Humber Bridge can kick all your bridges asses.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T14:47:31Z says:

      There are two bridges going from my hometown to the next city. One is locally known as the High bridge and the other is offially the Bong bridge.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-26T14:54:18Z says:

      LONDON BRIDGE!!!

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-26T14:54:40Z says:

      the one in america...

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-26T14:54:45Z says:

      once my living room was so messy i built a small bridge over the high traffic area

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T16:18:12Z says:

      Were there any jumpers?

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-26T17:12:28Z says:

      Mackinac Bridge!
      except I don't think there has ever been a successful suicide jump from it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T17:47:18Z says:

      Petemaye brug in amsterdam.. biggest one.. evar!

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:06:46Z says:

      dik im sure sometimes you felt low enough to hurl yourself off of it huh?

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-27T00:34:28Z says:

      yes but it was only like 2 feet high...seemed like jumping from that height would appear like a "happy' jump so i gave it a miss

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-06-27T02:47:27Z says:

      What about the Bridges of Madison County?...

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-27T03:29:55Z says:

      or the troll bridge. you don't even have to jump. when the troll jumps out and asks you 3 questions, for each one, just answer "autofellatio". I gaurantee you'll be eaten regardless of how it's spelled.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-07-01T00:18:40Z says:

      Fuck all of you. I live in DC. Our bridges take jet planes crashing into them and come back for more.

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-06-26T05:03:06Z says:

    i wonder how much they got paid to jump.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-06-26T12:39:52Z says:

      if they live nothing, but if they die they get like 80 bucks.

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-06-26T05:19:37Z says:

    that was a beautiful post. fucking eerie. love it. death with style.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T07:36:29Z says:

      i appreciate that.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:32:47Z says:

      i agree

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-06-26T05:22:33Z says:

    1:21, person just walks by "oh look, another jumper; hmmm what am i gonna get for lunch." then he proceeds to do the symbol of the cross...wtf. if ur a catholic suicide is the worst possible sin. gj douche. shouldve just said HAIL SATAN at that point and did the dio horns.

  • georgeorg
    georgeorg 2007-06-26T05:22:54Z says:

    Wish the camera man could've taken the dick out of his ass and have followed a simple trajectory.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:53:06Z says:

      Maybe he couldn't stop sneezing.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-06-26T05:25:07Z says:

    "in 2004, 24 people jumped to their deaths from the golden gate bridge" Sorry we could only bring four of those deaths to you.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:33:52Z says:

      lol thats what i thought too

    • evilhugo
      evilhugo 2007-06-26T16:30:59Z says:

      yeah. and how do they know the exact statistics. i means, the flow carries the bodies on the open see...

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:18:14Z says:

      i heard one year 24 people died all the bodies were recovered but 3. that current is a bitch though.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-06-27T02:48:12Z says:

      STOP building bridges and I bet you cut down the suicide rate. Just a thought...

  • bangbangboogie
    bangbangboogie 2007-06-26T05:45:31Z says:

    the film crew should've posted a sign urgeing the jumpers to do something visualy stimulating. like lighting themselves on fire first then jumping. You know, for that extra something.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:21:44Z says:

      There should be a human slingshot where you pay $1 and it fires you over the horizon.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-27T20:30:51Z says:

      El_Wanko, you should build a suicide machine and sell it on ebay. You can charge a ridiculous price, because, well, what do they care right?

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-06-26T05:54:42Z says:

    KILL WHATEVERS MAKING YOU MISERABLE,NOT YOUSELF!

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-26T05:59:52Z says:

      But killing what makes you miserable will only make you more miserable when your ass lands in jail.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-26T10:40:52Z says:

      That's if u get caught!! so far I haven't

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-06-26T12:40:54Z says:

      Masturbation isn't illegal.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-26T14:36:07Z says:

      thats not what they said when i did it to the young girl down the road

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-06-26T06:11:15Z says:

    I wonder why the impact kills you... well i know why but its still odd.. youd think"hey water... it beast concrete i should be ok if i jump into a deep river/ocean" then... death!

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:54:19Z says:

      One more drink, and you'll need to use a Dvorak keyboard to make any sense.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-06-26T18:37:48Z says:

      At that height, one would suffer from close to 250 G's on impact, crushing every organ in your chest cavity, due to broke ribs.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-06-27T05:38:06Z says:

      uh i thought termina velocity on a human was about 60-80 mph so how can it amass that many g's?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:23:00Z says:

      Maybe the water was moving upwards really fast too.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-06-26T06:24:07Z says:

    The guy on the bike just kept riding along...I bet it was lance armstrong training

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-06-26T06:39:15Z says:

    1:12 two people go by as he's obviously about to jump. HAH!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:35:11Z says:

      i think you're supposed to let those people do their thing, instead of disturbing the might-be last moment of his life!?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-26T11:29:25Z says:

      I would only stop if it was a chick. I'd chain her naked in the basement, since she had no plans anyway.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T14:37:40Z says:

      good idea

    • BukkakeAtaki
      BukkakeAtaki 2007-06-26T16:51:29Z says:

      Depressed people are boring. Why on earth would you want to stop and talk to them?!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:23:26Z says:

      I like to laugh at their silly stories then sell them sleeping pills.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-26T06:43:22Z says:

    Actually the Golden Gate bridge is THE most frequent location for suicides in the world. According to elected officials, barriers are not worth the money because people will just kill themselves somewhere else even when studies suggest that suicides there are even more likely to be impulsive than other places.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:57:53Z says:

      It would be easier to just post the links of where you dredge this shit up.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-26T07:31:51Z says:

      I don't have the link with me. I found this shit in a newspaper I read last year.

    • evilhugo
      evilhugo 2007-06-26T16:34:54Z says:

      I think I have the link you are talking about but:

      http://www.kill-more-people.de/images/religion/irrsinn/islam/mumommod.jpg

      but maybe I`m wrong..^^

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-06-26T06:43:57Z says:

    Nice way to go for the last guy. Suicide with style!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:41:57Z says:

      yeah, i still think it's weird how you can make that decision at that time; "i think i'll just end my life now". cause when it's done it's done. and there's nothing anyone is going to do about it. you won't end up in heaven. or hell. it won't go black or anything. but yeah, the guy did it with style!

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-26T13:00:21Z says:

      I thought he looked a little like Ryoga. No bungee cords here buddy.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-06-26T14:03:55Z says:

      Thats the thing, they aren't thinking logicly, it's like if you were physically hurt you could do something about it but these poor bastards pain is mental and don't know how to deal with it, an with no understanding of copeing skills, feel like its the only way out.
      Sad really, not for them but the family an friends they leave behind cos usually one or some of them more than likely will end up doing it too. Its selfish fucking thing to do that wrecks other people's lives. The best thing to do would be to kill themselves quietly and tell no so falily an friends will just think they've fucked off somewhere, wouldn'd be even half as bad then.

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-06-26T16:06:03Z says:

      That was fucking gay goth fag tried to make himself look all dramatic. Actually he was probly emo cause he was deffinently trying to get attention while doing it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T16:19:35Z says:

      He got the attention you wish you were getting.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T17:49:19Z says:

      which one, the last one?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T18:09:17Z says:

      The guy that stood on the rail and fell backwards.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:08:04Z says:

      according to the documentary, the last guy in black was at the bridge all day just pacing it. his was the last jump of the film.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-27T00:13:17Z says:

      i thought it was a woman... chicks suicide too ya know

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-27T14:25:17Z says:

      what? no they don't!

  • CockSuckinMotherFuckin
    CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-06-26T06:46:46Z says:

    pussys

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-26T06:56:55Z says:

      Yeah, the fuckin' cowards! Jumping off a 200-foot bridge and all! It would have been so much braver to go about daily life.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-26T18:16:46Z says:

      i would jump if i would survive with minor injuries.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-26T18:39:50Z says:

      They are pussies, they should talk to sky diving guys , pretend that u want to sky dive, then jump without a parachute, thats what u call a jump suicide

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:24:37Z says:

      It would be better if you filled the pack with silverware instead of a parachute.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-06-26T07:16:33Z says:

    Damn frisko Dykes!

  • fooliam
    fooliam 2007-06-26T08:04:44Z says:

    Its real fun when you're driving over the bridge, and you see someone jump.

    And does this really count as jumping? It looks more like...falling off the bridge...or sliding off of it. How come no one tries to superman over the rail or something? And where are the people that change their mind halfway through?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T10:43:56Z says:

      ending your life is not a game. noone will reenact shit when they jump.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-26T12:57:15Z says:

      Except 9/11.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-26T14:59:44Z says:

      that would be how i would go. start at one side of the bridge, jump over the wall to the road, and run across. if i'm still alive, superman over the rail.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-26T15:02:54Z says:

      or maybe jump, and as everyone thinks i'm gonna die, spread my limbs to reveal... A FLYING SQUIRREL SUIT! let everyone breathe a sigh of relief, then at about 20 feet above the water, or even better, above acharter boat, i'd set off the explosive charges i hid in my suit.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-06-26T15:03:24Z says:

      BAM!

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:21:06Z says:

      and then you end up gliding into some hot sluts room and the segment ends by you porking her. i like it, i think ill write a scrpit.

  • MMA
    MMA 2007-06-26T08:49:00Z says:

    Lets go to the judges.
    8.5 8.0 9.0 9.5

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-06-26T10:44:52Z says:

    Some of those guys jumped off right where the phone was to call for help, did they not read the sign?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-26T11:28:12Z says:

      The payphone is at the bottom.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:22:38Z says:

      yeah once you call the cops come and throw your ass into the cruiser. id rather jump than have the law put their hands on me.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-06-26T11:28:31Z says:

    I hope all you fucking shitheads jump off a bridge.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T14:40:26Z says:

      i concur

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-26T18:41:26Z says:

      follow your own orders too wanko

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-27T19:33:41Z says:

      must plantshits jumps too?

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2007-06-26T12:16:04Z says:

    where was the Van Halen soundtrack?
    doesnt matter I was playing it in my head why I watched

  • OozeYeti
    OozeYeti 2007-06-26T14:35:05Z says:

    Reminds me of a small bridge not too far from where I live that runs over a railway track, the bridge being a road. When they'd finished building it which was not too long ago, during the very first week of its opening it was reported that 17 people commited suicide there by jumping from it into moving trains.

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2007-06-26T14:36:34Z says:

      In total that is, I don't think they all jumped at the same time o_O

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-06-26T16:07:45Z says:

      When I was in high school 2 kids died on a train track cause they were retarded and listening to music while walking along the tracks. And my senior year this girl killed herself by standing on the same tracks. I had her in a class 1st semester but I totally couldn't remember her, makes me laugh when I think about that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T16:42:12Z says:

      Cause that's so funny.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-26T17:54:58Z says:

      can't. stop. laughing. too. damn. funny.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-26T18:14:00Z says:

      cant people die with honor and with an good cause theese days...there is alot of hungry bears out in the woods that need extra proteins to stand against the mighty plantshit and his tame ravens.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T18:21:42Z says:

      'tame ravens'?!? Ha ha ha ha ha ...Plantshit, you are a fucking nutter.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-26T19:58:41Z says:

      i have lots of evil creatures to fight for me....

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-27T00:37:19Z says:

      tame ravens? pure gold ...plantshit your so crazy it's like...inspiring

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-06-27T01:04:26Z says:

      No it's funny cause some bitch killed herself and I didn't even remember her, as if she wasn't there which I geuss is how she felt.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-27T05:14:29Z says:

      That's not funny, but on the other hand you're a retard who likes it up the ass, so it kinda evens out in the end.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-27T12:46:54Z says:

      everybody likes to get things up there ass!!

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-06-27T19:01:16Z says:

      I refuse to believe I'm the only person here who thinks that's funny. And even if I was, it wouldn't make me feel bad about myself.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-27T19:34:36Z says:

      comeone havent any girl pressed up a finger or two up your ass while having sex? Or maybe you have done it yourself.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:26:32Z says:

      I might find it funny if I had knocked her up and she refused to get an abortion.

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2007-06-26T16:09:12Z says:

    Is that %100 death rate? I mean what if you just like broke your arm or something from that fall. That'd really s some d.

    • evilhugo
      evilhugo 2007-06-26T16:37:55Z says:

      Than they would drown anyway...

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-26T16:49:59Z says:

      If you hit feet-first there's a tiny chance you'll survive. Your legs will be smashed to pieces however and you'll need to be able to keep your head above water long enough to be rescued.

    • brotherhay
      brotherhay 2007-06-26T17:19:01Z says:

      We have cliffs here in WI that are 90-110 feet and it hurts like hell if you land not head (diving) or feet first. 220 feet has got to feel spectacular. Im sure its broken bones and concussions that is doing them in. If you didnt get knocked out, then Im sure you are wondering why the hell you decided to try it that way.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-26T18:11:09Z says:

      i felt 10 m from a tree with my studded leather armour and cowboys boots and survived......how about that? impressed?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-26T18:45:49Z says:

      Playing the ranger again, Plantshit?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-26T19:26:07Z says:

      I'm impressed...that someone as fucked up as Plantshit can speak two languages.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-27T01:27:03Z says:

      Cowboy boots? I thought Roman legionnaire sandals would have been more appropriate.

    • themainman
      themainman 2007-06-27T01:49:04Z says:

      Heard about this on Howard stern, Artie lang was talking about it and said one Guy Survived by hitting the water Ass first.... then again. this is San Fransisco we are talking about.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-06-27T12:48:05Z says:

      i dont have alot of money. You should have seen my cardboard shield . Paper/ducttape helmet.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:27:29Z says:

      I don't think plantshit can speak either language.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2007-06-27T20:38:00Z says:

      Plantship speaks 8 dialects of bear, one for each type he was killed.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-06-26T18:03:29Z says:

    That last one was a shame as he looked to have a really cool leather jacket.

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-06-26T20:44:21Z says:

      and pretty hair.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-27T14:27:58Z says:

      yep it was a nice jacket..

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-06-26T20:58:31Z says:

    That bitch did one hell of an ass cracker

  • RObbiee
    RObbiee 2007-06-27T00:05:04Z says:

    "in 2004, 24 people jumped to their deaths from the golden gate bridge.... why don't you?"

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-27T20:30:18Z says:

      Because I had a beer everytime one went over and now I need to buy a new case.

  • allNiggersShouldDie
    allNiggersShouldDie 2007-06-27T06:21:58Z says:

    hahaha im give the guy wit the long hair a 10 he did his jump wit style they death backward summersoult of death..........

  • BoxProper
    BoxProper 2007-12-08T22:59:27Z says:

    sad

T-nigZ
posted June 26, 2007

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