Golfing With Jesus

Comments to Golfing With Jesus

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  Babies Kill You 2007-03-08T05:16:18Z says:

  See why Christians and Catholics think pedophilia is ok?

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    mantrain 2007-03-08T08:23:41Z says:

    Yeah but jesus at least knows to go for the little girl if jesus truly believed in catholic ideals he'd be teaching the little boy how to "put" <>< mantrain
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    K-Billy 2007-03-08T09:20:55Z says:

    i thought this should really be about mouhammmaddajihadijan. I mean, that guy was a real fucking perv, what with his 12 year old gang fuck and all.
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  Electrogonnorrhea 2007-03-08T05:28:33Z says:

  I don't see what the big deal is, all Jesus is doing is showing the little girl how to properly hit balls. One day she'll be 18 and she'll be in an amateur porn video using that same golf club to drive at a man's testicles, and guess which site it will be posted on?

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    Archman 2007-03-08T05:42:10Z says:

    MILF Hunter?
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    Electrogonnorrhea 2007-03-08T14:54:33Z says:

    Yeah, sure, we'll go with that.
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  monkeyfuck 2007-03-08T05:32:23Z says:

  At least he is going after the right gender.
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  morphine 2007-03-08T05:33:31Z says:

  Hmmm... can't see quite a few of Jesus's fingers. I wonder where they are hiding.
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  Balls_Malone 2007-03-08T05:33:31Z says:

  Am I the only one who thinks Jesus GOLFING is more disturbing than the sexual innuendo?

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    GloryHole 2007-03-08T07:31:21Z says:

    I was thinking the same thing.
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-08T09:37:47Z says:

    I was wondering what happens if the messiah plays during a thunderstorm.
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    Balls_Malone 2007-03-08T15:21:13Z says:

    I'm guessing it would be a lot like me failing to call my father "Sir." He'd probably get away with it unless his father was in a bad mood.
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    smerf 2007-03-08T18:19:37Z says:

    Hey, if the guy in Caddy Shack can do it, Jesus probably can too.
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  Babies Kill You 2007-03-08T05:38:38Z says:

  "This is how you would go pee pee if you were the superior of the race!"

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    Babies Kill You 2007-03-08T05:38:58Z says:

    "Species"
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    smerf 2007-03-08T08:30:36Z says:

    Race is also an acceptable term, ie "the human race."
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    copilot 2007-03-08T18:11:57Z says:

    so who's winning the human race? or more importantly, who is losing?
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  fries-please 2007-03-08T12:39:23Z says:

  At least the little girl is happy.

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    El_Wanko 2007-03-08T15:08:44Z says:

    Wouldn't you be?
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  Oranjeboom 2007-03-08T17:52:09Z says:

  ...God is an Englishman!

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    smerf 2007-03-08T18:18:29Z says:

    What, has bad teeth, eats fish and chips, and like soccer riots?
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    smerf 2007-03-08T18:18:49Z says:

    *likes
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    Oranjeboom 2007-03-08T20:19:17Z says:

    Hey, shut it smUrf! etc etc <- haha I told you...
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    keefbox 2007-03-08T20:21:04Z says:

    Does god smell like English Leather and Bass ale??
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    smerf 2007-03-09T01:33:06Z says:

    English leather doesn't smell like English leather.
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  Tyler_Durden 2007-03-08T19:28:26Z says:

  "okay, now to get the proper back swing you need to move your hips slowly o the right....ahhh thats it, now move the slowly to the left.....ooooohhhhh, yeah like that. Now get on up on your tip toes.....ahhhhhh, yeah yeah, your doing wonderful. Now go slowly back down....uuuuuugh, thats fantastic, really, its great. Now bend over and touch your toes...OOOOOHHH, WOW thats tremendous form. Now I'm gonna put my hands on your hips to help guide you up and own so we can start your backswing"
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  deGustibus 2007-03-08T22:42:56Z says:

  Big hitter, the messiah.
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  chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-09T03:58:31Z says:

  Between him and Moses, biggest cheaters on the links.