Ah, a âmomâ joke, how original.
OK, here goes, âyour mom was created as a organic semen receptacle for homeless tuberculosis and hepatitis infected scabies carriers, and this is when sheâs not making scat films with midget double amputee downs syndrome mongoloid retards.â
How did I do?
I remember back about '68 watching a newsclip from a campus riot of cops dragging a hippie away. When he fought, the cops smacked him in the chest with a nightstick. My father and uncles literally stood up and applauded!
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boom. headshot. Now move along....nothin' more to see here.
"aarrggg........my face hurts man"
Ha ha haa! Right in the face!
Cover your mouth.
i think those are his glasses shattering
Damn, I bet she felt that the next day.
That's no woman.
kinda looks like Micheal caine
Its Lenin
Looks like that singer for fall out boy...
Looks like an Irishman getting clocked by the Garda
cheeky, thats just retarded. I mean come on...
Not really no. It's after a Linfield match
I'm so jealous of that cop right now.
its just benny hill
and thats Jeff Foxworthy behind him about to tell a redneck joke
Hippies were created for situations like this.
your mom was also created to be banged with a rod
Ah, a âmomâ joke, how original.
OK, here goes, âyour mom was created as a organic semen receptacle for homeless tuberculosis and hepatitis infected scabies carriers, and this is when sheâs not making scat films with midget double amputee downs syndrome mongoloid retards.â
How did I do?
you forgot to say you fucked her
Mum joke or not, it was a clever play on words. Much more insightful than that other rubbish.
I'm more concerned with the 'a organic' part...
It was too long and had too many big words and as xzekiel said, you said nothing of fucking her. You get a D+ for effort.
I remember back about '68 watching a newsclip from a campus riot of cops dragging a hippie away. When he fought, the cops smacked him in the chest with a nightstick. My father and uncles literally stood up and applauded!
God you're old.
or a liar
..or smells like vics vapor rub and medimucil
Austin Powers!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pwned Owned & 2Toned!!
Shut up.
If I wanted a kiss, I'd call your mother!
LOL... Hey, is there a window open?? I think I feel a draft!
whats donald sutherland doing there?
the cop looks like a fat Malcolm McDowell too lol.
"Don't be fucking with Garda sonny!"