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Googles Master Plan?

Its funny cuz its true. I used to like Google, but over the past year I've seen them do some really shady things to hedge out smaller startup companies, when they really didn't have to.. Google is slowly becoming "The Evil" that they were once trying to be against in my opinion.

Googles Master Plan?

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Comments to Googles Master Plan?

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2007-03-03T05:13:11Z says:

    I use to like Google too, and a big suck shit to anyone who thought they would keep their little don't be evil slogan. lol, they're just corporate fucks like the rest of them.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-03T07:17:45Z says:

      Well they already got down on their knees when it came down to the Chinese government and dissidents.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-03-04T00:40:39Z says:

      I read in The Times that Google is the 2nd largest advertiser in the UK with £1.6bil in revenue, just after ITV with £1.63bil which I do believe it pretty good for a ‘search engine’
      ..& yea with China they only allowed government approved info to be accessed by Chinese citizens till its PR department decided it made them look bad and pulled out.

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2007-04-06T17:19:20Z says:

      I used to hate google until they started taking over the world now I masterbate to their logo every day. Long live google!

  • x40oz2freedmn
    x40oz2freedmn 2007-03-03T06:06:53Z says:

    idk this seems like a long shot to just throw at you
    i just think its the all about the money, thats everybodys goal nowa days

  • Reeeenaro
    Reeeenaro 2007-03-03T06:07:03Z says:

    Jesus Christ, Google is going to destroy us all.

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2007-04-06T17:19:58Z says:

      Unless transfats get us first.

  • DiMono
    DiMono 2007-03-03T06:15:29Z says:

    google = srs bsnss

  • Adolf_Hitler
    Adolf_Hitler 2007-03-03T06:25:26Z says:

    That guy has quite the speech impenitent. This is probably a smear campaign by Ask.com because they know their search engine goes weak.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-03-03T06:27:56Z says:

    Did we really need them to inform us who did this video with the last 20 seconds of it? Isn't that impeding on my privacy?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-03T07:17:04Z says:

      I don't quite follow how the credits are capable of doing that.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:17:07Z says:

      Knowing

      Knoing

      Knowing what you did in the last 20 hours is what googlism is all about. Start fucking. I'll search "tranny anal"

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:24:48Z says:

      Then "icy hot"

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:25:37Z says:

      Then i'll search "wild Tazmanians"

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:27:25Z says:

      Chili dogs.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:28:47Z says:

      T-Bone

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:30:52Z says:

      My cock in mymotherstaplersasshole

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:34:51Z says:

      Stapler's a cunt.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:35:04Z says:

      No offence to my moms a slut ....or whatever...you're still cool.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:36:08Z says:

      Fuck with google.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-03-04T03:55:54Z says:

      Twister. Thanks? I guess?

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-03T07:24:00Z says:

    Quick, I need to know who the new nice guys of the internet are now so I can pile all my stuff in so I can act smugly in front of my friends and their ties to the big, unethical corporations.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:26:15Z says:

      Hot dogs with mayo.

  • Twister
    Twister 2007-03-03T07:39:38Z says:

    Google is fucking with the timing of these posts.

  • RonT
    RonT 2007-03-03T07:40:28Z says:

    WTF was that? a Liam Gallagher PSA? jk

  • Twister
    Twister 2007-03-03T07:40:48Z says:

    Doogle SUCKS Gigk.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:48:12Z says:

      Twister's drunk.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-03-03T07:49:25Z says:

      And he likes fat chicks.

  • raar
    raar 2007-03-03T07:46:36Z says:

    anyone else get the urge of just wanting to kick the fucking shit out of the narrator for the way he says privacy?

  • Twister
    Twister 2007-03-03T07:49:00Z says:

    That was the google talking.

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-03T16:20:40Z says:

      uh huh..

  • Sh!t_head
    Sh!t_head 2007-03-03T08:08:59Z says:

    1984 in 2007? I use Yahoo anyway.

  • gstar
    gstar 2007-03-03T18:45:46Z says:

    the way things are shaping up, if google isn't the one who's going to know everything about everyone, then another company will. In fact, there are probably companies out there right now who know all types of shit about you. At least we know the name of one, and they give us a really neat search engine to find nude pictures of famous celebs.

  • Xugaa
    Xugaa 2007-03-03T23:43:36Z says:

    Ah, Google's still cool... best search engine and Google Earth is great.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-04T01:11:17Z says:

      I'm not sure it's the best. My understanding was that it worked a bit like a popularity contest so despite their continued best efforts, people think up ways to scam their way up to the top of the results.

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-04T16:01:54Z says:

      google is by no means even CLOSE to the best search engine... they however are one of the biggest, which makes their searches *SEEM* better

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-03-04T01:50:33Z says:

    If it aint Google it's Yahoo!, if it aint them it's some other fucker. It doesn't matter who you pick on coz there will always be some organization collecting your info. Not like CIA, FBI & MI5 are watching at all is it?

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-03-04T02:03:31Z says:

    Saw this a while ago. It should be a surprise to anyone. In a previous job, I would have had access to your birthday, SS/SIN number, DL number, bank acount information, etc. if you had leased a or financed car in the US or Canada from a major dealer. I never had to sign any privay forms or be accountable to anyone. Many people can find out more about you than you can access yourself. Privay is an illusion.

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-03-04T02:09:01Z says:

    So if you do research on how to commit crimes don't use google.

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-03-04T02:13:54Z says:

    even if google were conducting molecular biology research what the hell does that have to do with anything.

    • Jokero
      Jokero 2007-03-04T04:04:44Z says:

      You ever see the movie or play the game Resident Evil? Think the Umbrella Corp.

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-03-04T03:04:26Z says:

    i hate scare mongering....it's scary. like raising threat levels when the economy starts to slow. or telling us they onyl raise threat levels to help the economy...wait which one was it...shit

  • Jokero
    Jokero 2007-03-04T04:06:12Z says:

    If you go onto Google and search for great deals on razor blades for your company one day, and then plane tickets the next, Google will inform the Dept. of Homeland Security and you will be put on the terrorist watch list. They have a list of keywords that when entered will trip all sorts of alarms. In the old movie "Hackers" they say that your name goes through 17 computers a day even if you don't do anything. Can you imagine how many it goes through today?

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-04T16:04:07Z says:

      the movie "hackers" was pretty much a huge fucking joke to the hacking community :(
      rollerblading... lol.

    • Jokero
      Jokero 2007-03-05T03:26:06Z says:

      Yeah... a young Jolie's titties and a 28.8 bps modem, you can't ask for more in a movie

    • Nietzsche
      Nietzsche 2007-03-05T04:37:37Z says:

      woooooaaaaaaaaah look at those fractals.......

  • aXx
    aXx 2007-03-04T05:12:00Z says:

    in altavista there are pornvideos and pics. in google not.

    • Gazoo
      Gazoo 2007-03-05T01:50:45Z says:

      Turn safe search off.

  • stantz
    stantz 2007-03-04T10:09:34Z says:

    Hey goys, i'm selling tin-foil hats on ebay for $20 a pop. Plus razor blades and plane tickets for anyone going on a business trip...

  • Shebangs
    Shebangs 2007-03-04T15:32:22Z says:

    Why should I care?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-04T23:35:02Z says:

      When the moral police decide that perverts should be jailed before they have a chance to commit crimes, all those searches you did will come back to haunt you.
      Except the "prison sex" searches, those might come in handy. Hhehehe.

    • Shebangs
      Shebangs 2007-03-05T00:22:43Z says:

      porn is a billion dollar industry for this country, i seriously don't think we'll do any crack downs on society's porn.

      Plus I can't forsee them putting me in jail considering I don't look for illegal porn

  • Derk
    Derk 2007-03-04T21:18:13Z says:

    This is bull shit...Google is a search engine and I agree that it's only about money..I'm so sure they scan everybody's e-mail and keep data-bases on everyone, this is stupid. Ever think that they want the ideal information search engine..where you can get all you need in one spot - except all this stupid "priv acy" stuff (damn Brits). The more smaller engines they take over, the bigger they get, meh. Fuck'em, they're useful so I say giv'er

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-04T21:46:53Z says:

      yeah who cares about privacy as long as you get good search results for "porn".........

  • Killawife
    Killawife 2007-03-05T00:10:44Z says:

    I for one celebrate our new Google eyed masters. And I can help round up people to toil in their underground pR0n caves.

yak
posted March 03, 2007
by yak

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