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Goose Attacks DogI would have stomped the fuck out of that bird for biting my dog. Then again my dog would've ripped it a new asshole for that shit. |
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Comments to Goose Attacks Dog
Heheh. He beat that dog's ass.
he wanted a piece of that dog, well you know what they say, u gotta grab the goose by the neck...which he does with an unusually strong grip...almost like he has done it before...
Truly, hsi best bet would've been to grab it by the neck and stomp on its head.
*his
Seriously.
That guy was lucky he was in a motor boat so he could get away from that crazy goose.
thats right don't mess with a fucking bird!
fuck birds. especially those fucking geese
Seemed more like the goose was trying to literally fuck the dog.
If you look inside the boat you can see all of the goose shit on almost every surface. The dude probably left the boat tied up there for a while and the goose made it his home. More than likely the reason he kept chasing them.
You know, you could be right there, he was a tenacious little bugger.
don"t fuck with canadian geese
I shot one a few years back and only hit its wing. It came down fucking hard, got straight back up and was running at me. I was so impressed i finished it off holding my shotgun by the barrel and using it like a bat. They are fucking nails.
what a pussy dog
dogs don't like to move on boats.
^prove it
and my dog goes out on the pond with me all the time, hes fucking ballsy and jumps out while were moving, granted im only pushin 30lbs on my john-boat moter.
I worked at a park last year and every so often a goose would do something like this to a visitor, but usually it involved being too close to the nest or something.
yeah, that's most likely exactly it. they were too close to the birds nest and it was just defending the eggs from perceived threat
GET OFF MY LAKE!
This happens to me every year where I Turkey hunt. I have to pass a pond to get to my spot and every year, I guess the same two Geese must nest there, they let the entire woods know I'm comming. And when I leave, it's daylight then and the one Goose will follow me all the way from one side of the pond to the other.
can't you just shoot the geese as well??
Actually its illegal to shoot em in some places
Canadian geese are as common as dog shit , should be able to shot them at will
Seriously they're a fucking nuisance. They shit all over the place, and they're mean as fuck. It should be open season the bastards as far as I'm concerned.
on the*
When I was a kid our neighbors had all sorts of animals, every once in a while one of the geese would get a wild hair and come after somebody like that one did, biting and squacking... foul fowl.
You can only shoot them in season. And now is not their time. Turkey is the only thing in right now except for the all year animals like Coyotes and fox.
My family owns about 21 acres of lakefront property since I was a little kid. One year 2 geese stopped off at the lake and stuck around for a few weeks. The next year it was about 12 and they stayed for a month. Now there are about 1000 of the fuckers and they are there most of the year as the lake is surrounded by about 100,000 acres of corn and soybean. Have you ever seen what 1000 geese can fucking do to a beach? There's goose shit every 6 inches.
haha so A. that guy has some balls to grab a goose by the neck, cus them motherfuckers bite hard as hell. 2. that fuckin goose was crazy. C. that dog was a pussy, mine woulda ate that damn goose. d. that fucking goose was crazy
So the choices are.
A
2
C
d
right?
Talk about A.D.D. Choose an outline format bert!
Hahaha!
haha!! nice one Hypo.
rofl!
pwned
i just came back to that post 4 hours later, and it still made me laugh.. fucking moron.
Don't be too hard on yourself, jimjam.
that made me laugh too, even tho it was at my expense.. i think i need therapy.
The least you could do Hypo is giving me some credit. You landed the joke but I made it possibe.
sounded like he said "crazy ass douche"
who wasn't hoping for that goose to get chopped up in the motor?
Goose pate is delicious.
exactly what i was hoping, and the water seemed red a couple of times, but then there it is again, the damn goose...
That was hilarious, i liked the 'goose strangle cam'
lol
seriously I hardly ever laugh at mucho posts, but I laughed through most of this one. Mostly because I can picture it happening to me or some other people I know.
seriously is that your word of the day
I'd a been having goose for dinner.
Ahh, I thought it was going to happen
I was ready to swim up and bite it on the ass lol.
I think that Goose wouldn't have got another chance if I had him by the neck the second time. He would have been spinning above my head.
That's what I kept thinking, one quick twirl and you got dinner.
Duck:" YEAH! YOU KEEP RUNNIN MOTHERFUCKER!
Goose: "DON'T CALL ME A DUCK YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKFACE."
the secound my hand went around its little throat, i wouldn't let go until it went up side my john-boat for fucking with my dog. Then i would shoot my dog for be worthless... not praise it at the end like this wierdo did
Translation: "I'd run if fucking terror."
*in ?
wow that was crazy...he hates gabby so much...must be a nice guy ..protects his wimpy dog and still doesn't kill the goose which is what i thought he was about to
we used to go to this little lake and there were 2 swans living kinda amongst the geese...fucking rotten things..biting.. chasing kids
He must be a nice guy, one bite from thoose makes you want to kill'em
^^dik enjoyed watching the birds chasing the children...
For sure, wouldn't you?
Swans are nasty fuckers, meaner than geese
should have drop-kicked that crazy fucker
I don't think that would be wise in a john boat.
true , maybe on the jetty then
That is fucking ridiculous how far that goose chased them at the end of the video. He almost caught up to them, too.
That was one pissed Goose.
That was no goose.
Turkey ? gobble gobble....
amazing how many comments this vid produces. one little goose is about to entertain the hole bunch of crazy fuckers on here.