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Comments to Gooyduck

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-03-03T05:05:33Z says:

    Geoduck.

  • Epicuriousity
    Epicuriousity 2008-03-03T05:08:24Z says:

    WTF IS THIS?!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-03-03T05:37:22Z says:

      Its a geoduck lol.

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-03-03T06:23:41Z says:

      I honestly don't get it. Dumb this down please.

    • jonnythatsme
      jonnythatsme 2008-03-03T06:28:57Z says:

      you eat it is that dumb enough

    • sanjuro
      sanjuro 2008-03-03T07:17:24Z says:

      a giant mullusk..............

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-03-03T07:29:17Z says:

      ^---honestly? A mullusk in a bottle, because I'd understand that.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-03-03T07:52:42Z says:

      no, its essentially a century old clam

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-04T04:36:02Z says:

      She should know, she's got one of her own.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-03-03T05:50:46Z says:

    never seen it before

    • JustinBailey
      JustinBailey 2008-03-03T14:44:33Z says:

      Didn't Dirty Jobs harvest them in an episode? I'm sure of it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-03-03T19:55:40Z says:

      that's where i first saw it.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-03T22:00:36Z says:

      now Mike Rowe is going to call your cellphone and tell you, you only have 7 days to live..... way to go vic and justin

  • KingOfHarts
    KingOfHarts 2008-03-03T07:20:33Z says:

    I never thought knowing about these things would matter - I guess it still doesn't - BUT:

    They're a type of long-necked clam. Gooeyducks are popular in the northeast and are farmed and harvested for their meat. This one looks kind of small, but idk if their necks contract when they're pulled out of the mud.

    That's what a degree in environmental bio will get you... let the phallic jokes ensue!

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-03-03T07:30:28Z says:

      I have never heard of a 'gooeyduck' I thought it was a joke I didn't understand.


      Something that happens so often...

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-03-03T12:49:12Z says:

      Too bad you hadn't heard of Wikipedia before wasting your time getting degree for useless information like that

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-03T22:02:57Z says:

      its spelled *geoduck but pronounced "gooeyduck"... as if it even matters

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-03-03T07:33:48Z says:

    Hey, I recognize that stretch of coastline!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-03T11:26:43Z says:

      hahaha

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-03T17:44:16Z says:

      No, seriously. That looks like about 90% of the coastline in Washington.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-03-03T07:45:47Z says:

    there are a lot of disgusting animals in the sea...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-03-03T07:53:24Z says:

      like... tourists...

  • cuntscab
    cuntscab 2008-03-03T08:02:25Z says:

    That thing has a huuuuge dick!
    *jealous*

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-03-03T18:36:42Z says:

      Maybe you can shove one up your ass.

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-03-04T06:24:00Z says:

      no, thanks

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-03-03T08:35:48Z says:

    id eat it.

    i hear also conc is rediculously tasty too.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-03-03T15:37:03Z says:

      Concrete?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-03-03T15:47:18Z says:

      conch?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-03-03T20:38:38Z says:

      I think he really meant cock.

      Sorry Morph, Vic made me say it!

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-03T22:05:37Z says:

      well, lucky for him, he only *heard it was tasty

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-03-03T22:26:01Z says:

      fucking traitor!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-03-03T22:26:15Z says:

      he's lying, fugs, i swear!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-03-04T02:08:27Z says:

      It is good -Morph- but you really have to tenderise it.

  • Bubble
    Bubble 2008-03-03T09:12:11Z says:

    It looks like it has a penis on one side and a vagina on the other... a long line of them mating would be really creepy.

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-03-03T12:06:52Z says:

      where the fuck do you see a vag??
      unless you've seen loads that look like they had little ears!!

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-03-03T12:07:14Z says:

      *have not had

  • Infamy
    Infamy 2008-03-03T09:43:12Z says:

    Let's just hope the japanese never get a hold of this thing...ah fuck it...it'd make a great video.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-03-03T19:58:03Z says:

      they make sushi out of it.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-03-04T04:38:40Z says:

      That's what they said about the octopus

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-03-04T00:40:56Z says:

    Mmm. The Chinese place near me makes the best Fuk Dup Duck.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-03-04T02:09:36Z says:

    I'm sure all the women are happy.

  • aXx
    aXx 2008-03-04T02:31:35Z says:

    teh new nokia

  • Fat-Perv
    Fat-Perv 2008-03-04T13:27:02Z says:

    Looks like my bowel movement

  • IanR1986
    IanR1986 2008-03-04T19:38:19Z says:

    it looks like a goose stuck in a bottle

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-03-04T23:36:52Z says:

    Saw this shit on "Dirty Jobs".

Anonymous
posted March 03, 2008

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