Got Married
Its our 1 year anniversary this week.
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Comments to Got Married
he could of easly got a skinny asian girl
maybe he can only get off on large foreheaded no eyebrowed fat chicks?
whereas skulk prefers skinny, large foreheaded, monobrow thai ladyboys
got a problem with that?
It's impressive that they've managed a year without her eating him...
no really, he's too skinny.
Finally GAY MARRIAGE is legal...good for u boys!
lol..damn i'm gonna have 2 show this 2 my single friends who don't think they have any hope left..
you're also going 2 go 2 stop speaking like a tard. or fuck off
whoa that came out wrong^ i'mreallyhighfucku
nice one fap
wanna slide down my rainbow of magic randall?
no thanks, i dont like skittles
I like how frequentfapper sounded like a tard there.
And amazingly he sounded like a tard without finger painting with his own feces this time. Baby steps.
Send me their email addresses, I'll give them more hope than an Obama suporter.
would you like mine roland? we could become friends and all
i would tell you my secrets
You two seem like a good match.
yuhu roland
I'd give you both my email, but I don't imagine either Hack's ego, or Elpiss's drug addiction would clear my firewall, bloated as they are.
can I be your friend (directed at anyone that wants to be my friend)
heheh. whas your problem with drugs? if you dont like em, dont use em and shut it. ive got nothing against you roland. just that time that you said that "artisticaly speaking" or something comment. pretty lame
I sure as fuck didn't ask for your email, Rolanda. You're one of those ugly girls that thinks everybody likes her, aren't you?
drumrave: Jeff wants to be your friend.
elpiss: No one wants to be your friend and we hope you overdose soon.
drumrave... can we exchange nude photos?????
i hadn't realised this place had turned into a gay dating site
I guess you'll be on here even more now, huh?
here you go hogmaster....
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h123/irishwolf81/fat_people.jpg
I'm in the yellow
Michael McShane?....
holy shit
SIX WEEKS LATER: *That's right, honey, I have to stay in Korea for 8 more months!*
...and eventually the phone calls just stop coming.
he should just call her from the field and tell her that he was killed in combat...she looks like she'd believe him
"Her"? You sure about that.
do you have adhd or not chinaski?
my butthole s in stake here
What's adhd?
dont act stupid. hyperactive with lack of concentrtion disorder
Wouldn't that be HLCD?
think its attention deficit hyperactive disorder
ADHT, (checks off another prb. on my medical disorders) thanks .
Well, I'm quire sure I don't have ADH....LOOK! A BABY WOLF!
I've got SPTTCGAWFM disorder.
Stupid-Pansy-Takes-Three-Cocks-Gladly- And-Wants-Faggy-Men disorder?
i was wondering what it meant
That's not it.
The first S was for short.
Yep, that's it.
Wrong again. It says something like Rolanda is a flabby assed, 35 year old black chick with man hands, a huge adam's apple and a taste for Kraft macaroni and cheese. Her hobbies include reading the want ads, shopping on QVC, and stuffing her bra with old newspaper. Looking for a man with a sense of romance, at least half his teeth and an XBOX.
Does it ever cross your mind what it'll be like for your kids if your wife's hair is thinning out already?! This of course is not to mention the obviousness of her pure Fugliness.
This is beyond fugly. All I can think of is that goddam Troll in the 1st Harry Potter flick.
i fucking hate those ugly fat brits
and worst than all; BALD
ugh
there yanks cant u tell u sand nigger
we kicked them out... sent them to Britain so they could blend in somewhere and feel at home
Well, at least this explains your screen name...
i really hope this was a realllllly good ROTC hazing joke.... other wise i just pissed myself laughing for nothing.
photographer: hiss for the camera!
blob: *HSSSSSSSSSSS*
gomer: *HSSSSSSSS*
gomer says hay .
it may have roared for the camera. Looks like it could be jaws's kid.
the one supposed to be a woman looks alot like a guy i knew in norway
Tell us about the mad passions of love U 2 had .
I think you are the only one interested blubber slapping against blubber. Hey if it turns you on...
She looks like when those people popped on Blade.
what? a living zit?
Man the harpoons!
Call me Ishmael
and by harpoon you really will need harpoons.
Good one, exofag.
Jesus...
pluralization = more funny wanko...even i know that
but it was plural to begin with
The ones that explode on impact would be worth the extra price.
i'm sure she has a great personality.... *looks for the nearest escape route*
I'm sure she has eaten a person.
i'm sure she sucks a good dick
You know that's a fact.
Yeah, but do you get it back when she's finished sucking?
The real life Kermit and Miss Piggy...
fuglyCore
Is her name Dianne? Cos I think I dated her once...
best date ever i bet
One of the worst for me, she stalked me for a good 6 months afterwards.
Stalk ya? - She looks like she'd fuckin steamroller ya.
Well I never said she was very good at it.
OH GOD I FEEL LIKE I JUST LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO THE ARK OF THE CONVENANT.
I thought I saw a twinkie eating black-hole myself.
You looked at your ass in the mirror, exo?
Ya know its left hand is holding his balls .
hahaha! if she ever lets go exhaustion might kill him.
how can a fat bitch be so damned big that her eyes can't open? he must plan on being in the ied discovery squad.
i apologize to the soldiers and vets out there for the ied comment. keep up the good work.
looks like the clown from spawn.
kincaid isnt that ugly..
wow...someone trained a manatee to walk and dress like a human....err...ummm....yea
I think i'll buy them (gotta say them or she'll get mad if I say her)a treadmill for the 1 year anniversary/
is that guy in the pic british? why does he have a iron cross badge?
I don't see him wearing an iron cross. Is it behind the flowers he holding?
they both look like american freaks to me as that looks to be an american army uniform
unfortunately, yes, it is american. ROTC--Reserve Officers Training Corps
is it corps or core?
Vote yes on Prop 8.
whats prop 8?
I'm not voting for that. No way.
Don't you watch the news pal? Same sex marriage. Yes means no. So vote yes if you live in Cali.
James loves the Jimi.
i thought they already voted on that.....
she must be really fucking rich
She can buy him a projection TV and play it on her forehead.
Or he's blind and stupid.
I'm blind! I'm blind!
You can't see the shotgun pointed at his head in the picture.
He's obviously blind and hopefully had his reproductive organs blown off by a land mine.
blind people can still feel beauty with their hands.
I've got a beauty in my pants that I wouldn't let you feel even if you were blind.
What the crap is this shit?!! Jesus fucking Christ how did this manage to be created? It's so horrible I can't stop looking at it!
That's no way to talk about your mother...<br />
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Or is it?
Fuck. How the hell do you do the line breaks on here???
Dammit<br/>
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Work!
Blah.
I still don't know either and I tried all different stuff and none of it worked
Trout, email me at hankchinaskilovemonkey69@hotmail.com and I'll tell you
how
to
make
line
breaks.
Awesome.
blank blank.
Holy crap.
I can't believe I didn't figure that out sooner.
It seems pretty easy, but how a person would just figure it out is beyond me.
Don't tell anyone now.
not
hard
to
press
enter.
asdfa dsfadfdfsasdf dsafafas
i can hardly tell who of them is uglier.
That'd be like fucking a dude