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  • Studebaker
    Studebaker 2009-06-17T04:40:26Z says:

    I heard about this on the Dean Blundell Show. Such stupid ideas for shit nowadays.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-17T04:41:28Z says:

      if Dean Blundell advertises this on his show, hes prolly an asshole

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-17T04:43:19Z says:

      Dean Blundell is a fucking fag.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2009-06-17T10:14:24Z says:

      What you idiots don't know is, Dean Blundell has been dead since the late 1980's. That's his fucking clone.

  • TwoBit
    TwoBit 2009-06-17T05:22:46Z says:

    What advantages come with being obese enough to need one of these? Honestly?

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-06-17T05:30:35Z says:

      Bitches love it!

    • copemanXIII
      copemanXIII 2009-06-17T06:02:02Z says:

      man-boobs

    • TwoBit
      TwoBit 2009-06-17T06:02:22Z says:

      If by 'love it' you mean 'fantasize about what that fat fuck would look like going through a wood chipper', than yeah. Alright. Advantage found.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-06-17T06:43:23Z says:

      ok noob, Fuck off your not making sense GTFO

    • TwoBit
      TwoBit 2009-06-17T06:46:18Z says:

      I think I touched on a tender subject. Someone's pissy.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-06-17T07:24:26Z says:

      very

    • Joindjusb4
      Joindjusb4 2009-06-17T15:13:17Z says:

      and fat

    • Studebaker
      Studebaker 2009-06-17T19:43:31Z says:

      very

  • copemanXIII
    copemanXIII 2009-06-17T06:00:32Z says:

    Helps you retain your dignity... interesting statement

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2009-06-17T06:13:03Z says:

      Bizarro Hygenics.

    • antispeziesist
      antispeziesist 2009-06-17T06:13:58Z says:

      well, she sure lost all her dignity by appearing on this commercial.

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2009-06-17T09:45:13Z says:

    I need more paper than that when I wipe my ass. Stupid gimick,who ever invented that shit should stick it up their ass and GTFO!

    • oograh
      oograh 2009-06-17T23:30:07Z says:

      Sure, when you are done wiping your ass it is shaped just right to massage the prostate! Why not it probably has shit on it anyway.

  • CausticCarnage
    CausticCarnage 2009-06-17T11:41:27Z says:

    "Also doubles as a mouth-food-dispenser, as forks are also archaic and outdated!!!"
    Yeah, because wiping my ass really hurts my dignity in the privacy of a bathroom.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-17T11:58:03Z says:

      Maybe you should make a video and post it.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-17T11:58:13Z says:

      Then you could hurt your dignity.

    • CausticCarnage
      CausticCarnage 2009-06-17T12:42:22Z says:

      Shut up El_Wanko, you'll never be the man your mother is.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-06-17T13:22:37Z says:

      ahhahahahahaha! the bitch has balls!

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-06-17T13:54:53Z says:

      speaking of balls...

      The difference between having GUTS and having BALLS:
      GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
      BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby...'

    • Joindjusb4
      Joindjusb4 2009-06-17T15:15:47Z says:

      isnt there a blog or book u write
      that shit in?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-17T15:25:42Z says:

      Caustic I thought you were my mom.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-17T15:25:58Z says:

      Otherwise why did I crawl out of your vag and suck on your tits?

    • CausticCarnage
      CausticCarnage 2009-06-17T23:04:43Z says:

      You must be mistaken El_Wanko.
      If I was your mother I would have buried you.

      Why don't you learn from your parents mistakes and get sterilized?

    • dik
      dik 2009-06-17T23:06:17Z says:

      i thought you were his mom too

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-06-17T23:11:43Z says:

      we all did

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-06-18T01:12:43Z says:

      Dammit caustic I was hoping you'd be funnier. Why don't you just go back to showing your titties? That's something we can all enjoy.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-06-17T11:58:33Z says:

    If you can't reach your own ass then you basically need to die.

    • 11262
      11262 2009-06-18T14:30:45Z says:

      LOL...here here

  • ginemginem
    ginemginem 2009-06-17T14:43:02Z says:

    http://www.comfortwipe.com/

  • MEAT_CURTAINS1
    MEAT_CURTAINS1 2009-06-17T14:51:33Z says:

    i bet someone actually made money off this shit too

  • yak
    yak 2009-06-17T15:41:28Z says:

    i believe bart invented this years ago in the simpsons. "uh wash muhself with uh rag on a stick"

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-06-18T00:29:21Z says:

      i think your right, the simpsons already did it.

  • mufdvr121
    mufdvr121 2009-06-17T15:42:57Z says:

    where did they get the 50$ value from ?? is there another product to compare prices

  • dik
    dik 2009-06-17T19:47:35Z says:

    i don't wipe anymore anyway

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-06-17T20:01:07Z says:

      ragamuffin

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-06-17T20:01:18Z says:

      mucky pup

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-06-17T20:01:26Z says:

      grubby urchin

    • dik
      dik 2009-06-17T23:08:23Z says:

      i was just going to ask you to say 3 things that aren't funny..thanks

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-06-17T22:35:46Z says:

    I bought this, and my only advice is for God's sake, make sure you don't confuse the Comfort Wipe with the Get A Grip =(

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-06-18T02:48:33Z says:

      HA best comment!!

  • KingDarkTrigun
    KingDarkTrigun 2009-06-18T05:09:14Z says:

    Hehe, they don't how to use the shells.

  • 11262
    11262 2009-06-18T14:32:33Z says:

    What happens when u have really dig in to get those hangers??..I would think the round ass end should be longer and more narrow...using 2 sets of TP..that way you get a nice looong wipe..

thebeeches
posted June 17, 2009