"Also doubles as a mouth-food-dispenser, as forks are also archaic and outdated!!!"
Yeah, because wiping my ass really hurts my dignity in the privacy of a bathroom.
The difference between having GUTS and having BALLS:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby...'
What happens when u have really dig in to get those hangers??..I would think the round ass end should be longer and more narrow...using 2 sets of TP..that way you get a nice looong wipe..
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I heard about this on the Dean Blundell Show. Such stupid ideas for shit nowadays.
if Dean Blundell advertises this on his show, hes prolly an asshole
Dean Blundell is a fucking fag.
What you idiots don't know is, Dean Blundell has been dead since the late 1980's. That's his fucking clone.
What advantages come with being obese enough to need one of these? Honestly?
Bitches love it!
man-boobs
If by 'love it' you mean 'fantasize about what that fat fuck would look like going through a wood chipper', than yeah. Alright. Advantage found.
ok noob, Fuck off your not making sense GTFO
I think I touched on a tender subject. Someone's pissy.
very
and fat
very
Helps you retain your dignity... interesting statement
Bizarro Hygenics.
well, she sure lost all her dignity by appearing on this commercial.
I need more paper than that when I wipe my ass. Stupid gimick,who ever invented that shit should stick it up their ass and GTFO!
Sure, when you are done wiping your ass it is shaped just right to massage the prostate! Why not it probably has shit on it anyway.
"Also doubles as a mouth-food-dispenser, as forks are also archaic and outdated!!!"
Yeah, because wiping my ass really hurts my dignity in the privacy of a bathroom.
Maybe you should make a video and post it.
Then you could hurt your dignity.
Shut up El_Wanko, you'll never be the man your mother is.
ahhahahahahaha! the bitch has balls!
speaking of balls...
The difference between having GUTS and having BALLS:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby...'
isnt there a blog or book u write
that shit in?
Caustic I thought you were my mom.
Otherwise why did I crawl out of your vag and suck on your tits?
You must be mistaken El_Wanko.
If I was your mother I would have buried you.
Why don't you learn from your parents mistakes and get sterilized?
i thought you were his mom too
we all did
Dammit caustic I was hoping you'd be funnier. Why don't you just go back to showing your titties? That's something we can all enjoy.
If you can't reach your own ass then you basically need to die.
LOL...here here
http://www.comfortwipe.com/
i bet someone actually made money off this shit too
i believe bart invented this years ago in the simpsons. "uh wash muhself with uh rag on a stick"
i think your right, the simpsons already did it.
where did they get the 50$ value from ?? is there another product to compare prices
i don't wipe anymore anyway
ragamuffin
mucky pup
grubby urchin
i was just going to ask you to say 3 things that aren't funny..thanks
I bought this, and my only advice is for God's sake, make sure you don't confuse the Comfort Wipe with the Get A Grip =(
HA best comment!!
Hehe, they don't how to use the shells.
What happens when u have really dig in to get those hangers??..I would think the round ass end should be longer and more narrow...using 2 sets of TP..that way you get a nice looong wipe..