shaking a dudes cock is much cleaner than shaking his hand. considering all the germs on door knobs, dollar bills, and everything else hands come into contact with. the penis stays nice and clean under fabric. vaginas are a little more iffy though. they are breeding grounds for bacteria
Thats why I've never understood the big deal about washing my hands after i pree. I don't pee on my hands and my dick is cleaner that most other parts of my body. I don't wash after i touch my elbow and i use that for closing doors, resting on tables, and other stuff.
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this is already how i greet people
You grab their peepees?
He kicks peepees, trust me.
*sucks
WHAT!!!!!You Grab their cocks....whoa
If you did this with dik, you'd probably die within an hour.
Good lord, how does he masturbate then?
He's immune to himself, of course. (Dik is like the infected European white man, the rest of us vulnerable natives of North America.)
Given the amount he jacks off, I'm afraid to shake his hand
hes like a kimono dragon
A kimono dragon? Unless there's some cultural reference I'm missing I think you got it wrong.
its a gay lizard
Hey, I'm a native of north america...I wonder if I should be worried lol.
Hey Kirk if u claim they die whithin one hr by DIK..then u must be a pussy too.
That's how I got THE AIDS!
that'll teach you not to grab some random dude's cock
shaking a dudes cock is much cleaner than shaking his hand. considering all the germs on door knobs, dollar bills, and everything else hands come into contact with. the penis stays nice and clean under fabric. vaginas are a little more iffy though. they are breeding grounds for bacteria
You're just trying to justify your need to touch men's cocks aren't you?
Thats why I've never understood the big deal about washing my hands after i pree. I don't pee on my hands and my dick is cleaner that most other parts of my body. I don't wash after i touch my elbow and i use that for closing doors, resting on tables, and other stuff.
i never actually touch mine
irish:19987 comments..uh oh
Is it still 20000 and done?
that doesnt make any sense as the 2 most spammy fucks on here are nearing 30,000
Yeah Fries....you're kind of missing the point. Dik's not referring to them just to 1rish1's comments about reaching 20000 and leaving.
come on 13
I am sure 1rish1 will do as he said .
Fries please u are a fucking cock suckin pussy eating traitor...back stabber
wtf whunu ?
LOL?
Fuck you Whunu
That's one dirty-looking bitch.
thats wifey from naughty at home.
is kissing genitals safe though
Worried? Ask Bicho
Manly shoulders, no hips, fake boobs... I'm wondering if "she" started out life as a female
bOTH OF YOU FUCKS LIKE TO MAN HANDLE NUT SACKS..
yOU fONDLE dONKEY bALLS....hA hA hA hA
Bitcho, stop sucking ketchup packets.