Greetings From Texas
I was under the impression that only steers & queers are from Texas!
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Comments to Greetings From Texas
*smiles*
mmmmmmmmmmm
man hands
picky picky
They're fucking hands aren't they.
Those are texas-style hands.
texas is weak.
kind of a shitty french manicure
I'm from texas
I'm from Texas.
I was born in Texas.
I drove through Texas
I meet someone from Texas. I hate him.
All my x's live in Texas
I'm -in- Texas.
I spit on Texas.
I'm from texas yeeeeeeeeeeehaaa
F - Texas...
i'm in texs arse
i look at texas on a map once and thought, wow its bigger than my state.
i don`t even pay taxes
The girl I got my first blowjob from was from Texas.
My cousin lives in texas!
texas is in new york right
Texas is funny to say out loud....Texas....Texas...
Of course i'm from Texas. Austin!
In 1983 I was 7. My family and I visited my dad's super rich evangelical christian uncle in Texas. His company co-owned the Dallas Mavericks. We were behind the players bench. I was about 30 feet away from Mr. T.
I AM TEXAS
I snogged a girl from Texas at a Neil Young gig. It was ok.
My condolences
I nearly went to Texas, once.
I dropped a texas, and had to wipe twice.
Im plotting to carpet bomb texas.
She must be an import from somewhere else.
Fake! She's from Nebraska!!!
Nah, Iowa.
Like there's much of a difference, though.
Well, I'm from Iowa and I've never seen a woman like this. Just like apple pie, they get plumper and sweeter the closer you get to Des Moines.
That's why the beautiful people stay as far left of Des Moines as possible.
Looks like Pamela Stevenson. (Australian)
Pamela is a Kiwi and too fucking old and ugly to even look remotely as good.
Fuck Texas..
Actually, it's "Steers, queers, racketeers, and domineers".
Oh, and pedophilic photographers who commit wanton same-sex incest. But that doesn't rhyme.
But still, no less pertinent.
No less pertinent whatsoever..It's also the home of a mentally incapacitated woman who lies dormant in a catatonic state, and while incapacitated in this manner was sexually assaulted by a Chacma Baboon resulting in the birth of a half mongoloid-half baboon child that we all know as HankChinaski...Hey Hank, I bet you love bananas don't you? Of course you do..Fruit..
Nothing good ever came out of Texas...
I thought the half-baboon retards all came from Washington.
I'm going to stop insulting Hank completely now..That way he will run out of material...
Keef, you seem to be confusing him with our President.
Hank, leave Washington out this. We're better than Texas.
HEY!!! HEY!!! watch the washington jokes. have some mercy on dc, will ya. bush does live hear after all. isn't that bad enough!!!!
cdbsr00, Not D.C., Washington state.
Queefbag, after you stop insulting me, why don't you stop breathing as well?
I want to date Hank's mentally handicapped incapacitated mom. I like it when they don't move around.
She's taken...
I'll rent her to you.
stephen hawking is single
Steers, queers, and a shitload of girls that look like this one up there. LOL! Y'all can kiss my redneck ass!
Sorry El Wanko but Chinny's mother is still in a committed relationship with the Chacma Baboon that sired Hank..
washington state is awesome
At least I know who my mother is. Continuing with your 'oh so original' mother/animal theme. I'll have to guess your such a fucking asshole, because you had such a tough life actually surviving an abortion and crawling out of the dumpster into that dirty alley, then being raised by feral dogs and living off discarded orange peels and coffee grounds. Now, I'll just repeat this over and over again and it'll get funnier everytime, you fucking flea-bitten, abortee. Well, at least your "family" taught you how to lick your balls. That must provide some solace for having a disgusting, misshapen head and being infested with biting parasites.
Sweet.
Mr. Chinaski, you sir, are my new hero.
Well jumpin' Jesus on a Popsicle stick blowing Rosanne Barr. China Doll got another lackey drone. Apathy probably doesn't care any way....
Actually if you had been here long enough you would know that Oranjeboom is the feral one..And as far as being the "abortee" (which isn't a word) I would have to be dead..So that makes no sense, where as your mother being trapped in a catatonic state and then being viscously raped by a Chacma Baboon is a completely feasible situation,. But then I take in to account that you were born in Texas, so a Chacma Baboon may not work after all, probably insulting the baboon in the process...No your mother was probably impregnated by a steer..Would explain all of your constant bullshit...And the only person i have ever heard of having the ability to lick their own balls and such is Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy..And he can be family anytime, welcome Uncle Ron..Hank(balls rests on)Chinassmeat you are a simpleton..Go back to fapping to the naked pictures you found of your sister on her honeymoon in Hawaii while you were rooting around in her underwear drawer looking for panties to sniff..
Fuck you with your 'haven't been here long enough bullshit' you fucking misshapen, alley-living, mouth-breathing quasimodo feral fuck. You joined only 2 months before me, so take off your 'MS veteran' hat and put back on the one that says, 'My mom had an abortion and all I got was this grotesquely misshapen head, and a poor immune system.' You climbed out of the dumpster and it's been down hill ever since. Bichofelix would turn down a date from you, and the fact that you were raised by dogs gives dogs a bad name. Do you remember your first meal sucking milk from that hairy teat as the fleas began to land on you? Lucky she was a stray bitch and hungry or she may not have licked all the blood and funk off your shivering, lesion-covered body. Next episode, I'll cover the Queefknocker's early years rooting through dumpsters and baring his teeth at outsiders.
OMG! I think "it" moved!
sorry keef but steer just doesn't work in that context
cyber fights are so empty. but that reminds me, whatever happened to johnnycho?
QueefBox, you fucking punk ass bitch, bring it on! I'm waiting.
Hey chinny that one wasn't bad, but at some point you are going to have to come up with some new material..The feral dog and dumpster bit is starting to get old, I think you should move on to my adolescent years...And I absolutely remember that first meal suckling on that kind bitchs teat..It tasted like a nice orange flavored coffee considering that the only thing in the dumpster was coffee grinds and orange peels correct? And as far as your posse goes, you may actually want to scoop up a few people with a higher IQ than a can of soup..And your sister called, she wants you to stop using her ear trumpet as a bukkake siphon..
Hey FuckKnocker, at some point you are going to have to lance that huge, pus-oozing boil on the side of your face. You really ought to move out of that alley. It's not sanitary. Hard to imagine actually living with people, though isn't it? While other kids played on the lawn, Queef lurked inbetween garbage cans looking for anything he could snatch up with his dirty little fingers and eat. When other kids went to the store for candy, he sucked on old chicken bones like lollipops. Malnourished, he never developed physically. He reached his maximum hight of 3'7" at age 18. He couldn't even get a job as a sideshow freak, because his personality was so annoying. Tough luck, you skinny, 3 1/2 foot, twisted, clawing for scraps, dim-witted fuck. You'll have spend your whole disgusting life eating what I throw away. Your next phase in life will probably be moving into the sewers and living off of rats, but keep doing your best.
You say my maximum "hight" (not sure what that is), was 3'7, but then call me 3and a half feet tall after that..So what is it??Because at 3'7 I'm rounding up to 4..Figure it out Chin Boy because the key to a good insult is all in the details, and your details seem to be scattered...And I already lanced that boil..We just got the tip of your sisters ear trumpet really really hot and *poof* there it went..But I am serious when I say she wants you to stop using her ear trumpet to siphon huge loads of semen from middle aged Japanese businessmen into your gaping anal cavity..Serious dude, its a medical device for fucks sake...By the way I am going to go on vacation now so it will be a few days until my next response, maybe I'll stop bye the old alley way and see if I can get one of those orange flavored coffees that I grew up on...Have fun sitting in your trailer Chinny..I know, I know, at least it's a home...
Yes, when your extremely limited mental capacity doesn't allow you to think of a witty response, it's always safe to point out spelling errors and other such inconsequential bullshit in an attempt to deflect the flame (it does, however, look really weak). 5'6" v.s. 5'7", yeah that's a huge difference [sarcasm], about the length of your cock. When you get back from your "vacation", I advise you to mind your manners like a good little stunted, malformed, feral freak and I won't have to fuck you up anymore.
Take
It
Off
She got some serious man hands... and some wicked choppers
Austin had a lot of really cute white girls. Man, I love Austin.
6th St, cheap beer and college girls! YUM!
keep Austin weird>.<
I live right near the Alamo Drafthouse south. It's one of the best movie houses I have ever been to. You can get food, and beer, and watch a kick ass movie all at the same time!
Nice teeth.
I swear I know some chicks that are posted here, and this looks like someone I went to highschool with.
a little ironic that the tshirt she's wearing is probably made in INDONESIA, hat made from MEXICO, hair shampoo from CANADA and flipping everyone off with her FRENCH manicure.
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Did I mention the japanese camera? Yeah.. but she's from texas.
You're right. She should take off all those foriegn made clothes and show us her Texas-made titties.
Damn right, who gives a fuck where she's from?! Just show us the tits.
Very nice!
Dont mess with Texas.
I diddle Texas all the time! Then I make Texas get me a beer and a NY steak! Fucking pussy ass Texas...
i like to scratch and stretch my ball sack then smell my fingers...
Yeah, GO TEXAS!!!
I should probebly visit texas, i heard they love charmy swedish boys.
Only the priests
no the young and beutiful...
Tits next time.
Texas? Where's that?
Somewhere near Paris?
That's about right, foreign fuckers!
films by wim wenders arn`t even worth to make jokes about. they just suck.
I'll eat her pussy..must taste like delicacy..
idiot
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Texas sucks... You fucking jackasses...
Either I'm crazy or I honestly know that girl. O.o