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TheSultrySalesman 2006-05-10T07:39:33Z says:

If you fail at suicide by train, the Gods hate you.

halfhearted 2006-05-10T07:45:27Z says:

Why dont people kill themselves with a more effective way? I heard almost 90% of the people who try suicide for the first time, fail. Why dont you research some shit before going for it? I mean, its a pretty big decision...so why no followup?

lastnightntown 2006-05-10T07:57:14Z says:

im surprised scarfing isnt the main form of suicide

cingular_nick 2006-05-10T08:23:12Z says:

anyone ever watch the George Carland's stand up act at the part about suicide and death???? lol funny ass shit!!!! (the skit that is....)

ammonia33 2006-05-10T08:36:57Z says:

OMG he fucking rocks. ^^

wikkawikka 2006-05-10T09:16:50Z says:

the reason 90% of people fail their first attempt at suicide isn't becuase of they way they do it, its becuase they self doubt themselves causing that little extra push to avoid death, leaving them in what probably is a worse state than death itself.

TheSultrySalesman 2006-05-10T09:37:08Z says:

^ Ya, like those assholes who take only half a bottle of pills. Not enough to kill them just to get them violently ill.

I worked at a hospital and saw it all the fucking time. Whiney little teenage kids come in, and took a shitload of medicine to off themself, but go tell their parents. Then they end up in our hands getting their stomach pumped cause they were pussies and got scared.

We'd also get dumbasses who would slit their wrist only enough to let it bleed out and make a mess. Not enough to actually die.

They always tell someone. The little brats.

Tron87 2006-05-10T10:50:36Z says:

So let me get this straight. That dude went head to head with a train and lived?

He is my hero. lol

Red23 2006-05-10T11:39:33Z says:

i wouldn't want that guy touching me! i'll explain..

he said: "the left leg is.. is only held on by the skin" it was actually his RIGHT LEG!!

what's the betting they removed the wrong leg when he got to hospital? LOL

Rurik 2006-05-10T12:01:55Z says:

It dosn't seeem that hard to kill yourself

Thought_Criminal 2006-05-10T14:37:46Z says:

How do we know that he didn't die? He might have died onthe way to the hospital or even in the hospital. I think he probably did die and got a side of pain and suffering to go along with it.

TokyoBlue 2006-05-10T16:08:52Z says:

look at that dude. he's fucking toast. I seriously can't believe this poor guy lived. Even if he DID survive this stint of idiocy, he's going to be a vegetable. "we have bleeding from both ears"... severe blunt force head trauma in the form of PLAYING CHICKEN WITH A TRAIN will fucking do that to ya.

Balls_Malone 2006-05-10T18:12:33Z says:

Just think of all the poor people late for work because of this asshole. I hate inconsiderate suicides.

Lordsheezar 2006-05-10T18:35:09Z says:

I've seen pictures of people, alive, after surgey when they failed to blow their faces off with a shotgun. Not nice.

I recently rented a Netflix, it's a documentary on the violence in Isreal and Palistine and they bring in a kid who's been shot "fighting for the cause" and he looks all white and he saying stuff real faint like ,"I cannot stand the pain" and "It's hurts so much". He dies 6 hours later. 6 FREAK'N hours later!!

I have a son so I cannot imagine putting him in that much pain or much less seeing him that way. People need to spend more time thinking than acting.

horeunge 2006-05-10T18:52:03Z says:

"The left leg is only held together by some skin" What a stupid motherfucker, his left leg was fine.

iloseatlife 2006-05-10T20:48:40Z says:

that was fucking awesome.

TiredGuy 2006-05-10T22:36:08Z says:

What is so hard about finding a nice, high bridge? It's pretty near foolproof if you pick a good spot. I don't know of too many reports of people surviving multi-hundred-foot jumps.

Red23 2006-05-10T22:43:53Z says:

horeunge, i said the same thing a few posts above yours.

perineum 2006-05-10T23:23:21Z says:

dihydrogen oxide is 100% if used with care

ammonia33 2006-05-11T00:49:07Z says:

hey, I was that "stupid" teenager. people have reasons for what they do, especially if they are young and learning shit still. You really shouldn't be working anywhere near a hospital,'salesman', caring for people if you are that ignorant about human behaviour.

liberatethis 2006-05-11T03:13:54Z says:

peopel who try commit suicide dont deserve to die.

liberatethis 2006-05-11T03:14:33Z says:

fuckin fat fingers^^^^

monkeyfuck 2006-05-11T05:40:25Z says:

If you are going to seriously off yourself, just install a 12 gauge sunroof in your skull or use a .22 pistol. The .22 has enough enrgy to get through the first layer of skull but not enough to get through the other side so it just rattles around inside.

Better yet, strap a bomb onto yourself and go to a mosque. Turn about is fair play.

sasquatch 2006-05-11T08:51:42Z says:

maybe he meant what's left of his leg

manchild 2006-05-11T08:53:34Z says:

If your going to fucking kill your self do it. You get all these people pretending to try and do it, scratching their wrists, taking a few pills to make them sick etc etc blah blah. If youve got fukin issues deal with them. Dont sit around feeling miserable and trying to get everyone else to feel sorry for you. Not only are you fucking up your own life but your bringing everyone else down with you. if you wana die just fukin do it, stop fukin around.
Suicide is the ultimate selfish act but pretending to do it once a month is just as bad.
In the end its just evolution, survival of the fittest. Dont try and fuck with nature