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Guy Dislocates Jaw for PS3

Some idiot smashes into a pole racing for a Playstation 3 at Wal-Mart. Ironically, the guy that pushed him into the pole got his hands on one.

Guy Dislocates Jaw for PS3

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Comments to Guy Dislocates Jaw for PS3

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2006-11-21T03:00:02Z says:

    fuckin nerds

  • Timay
    Timay 2006-11-21T03:07:10Z says:

    This ps3 bullshit makes me sick to my fucking stomach, somewhere I saw a spoof of an xbox 360 game called "ps3 launch" with people killing each other in a store for the released consoles.

  • jerkwad
    jerkwad 2006-11-21T03:10:13Z says:

    Dorks.

  • LooseNut323
    LooseNut323 2006-11-21T03:15:16Z says:

    WHOEVER FUCKING CAMPS OUT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS .HAS. .NO. .LIFE.!!!!!

  • LooseNut323
    LooseNut323 2006-11-21T03:15:36Z says:

    ^^^

    Oh! And what a fucking ideot for running into a pole!

  • sin9156
    sin9156 2006-11-21T03:21:45Z says:

    well now he cant suck cocks for a while and still no ps3, but i think its a good idea to throw my face to a pole and get a law suit.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-11-21T03:31:21Z says:

    How is this ironic? I think it would have been more ironic if the guy who got his face smashed got the PS3 and the other guy didn't.

    How could they not foresee what would happen with a race? A bunch of largely uncoordinated, cynical and very, very desperate nerds running to stand near a brick wall was always going to end in tears.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2006-11-21T03:46:39Z says:

    i gear the ps3 is full of glitches and shit anyway.. is not even worth it.

    except maybe reselling it on e-bay for $1500

    thats a good investment then

  • Culexor
    Culexor 2006-11-21T03:50:47Z says:

    MWWA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE STUPIDITY!

  • mabel
    mabel 2006-11-21T03:55:19Z says:

    lol
    these people are so lame.

  • IGoPPStandingUp
    IGoPPStandingUp 2006-11-21T04:38:38Z says:

    "WHOEVER FUCKING CAMPS OUT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS .HAS. .NO. .LIFE.!!!!!" - LooseNut323

    Incorrect statment there loose, it should have read ... "Whoever buys a PS3 off ebay for 3k from someone who was smart ;) and camped out to buy it on release has no life!"

  • BradD84
    BradD84 2006-11-21T04:39:19Z says:

    I would have sued wal-mart straight off the bat for holding such an event. Do you know why they have multiple fire exits? Do you know what happens when 100 people charge to the same path without solid direction or guidence, people end up getting hurt and people end up getting killed. Wal-mart is a plauge on the United States, they have the ethics of a freakin murderous horny bull.

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2006-11-21T06:50:11Z says:

    This whole PS3 craze is beyond stupid...buying one for 15k??~~?

    Give me a fucking break...

    And what Wartmall did was typical for that corporation...we will see more of that kind of stuff at Wartmall the day after Thanksgiving... Except it will be fat ladies body slamming each other for some free tea lights...

    Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

  • Yarbles75
    Yarbles75 2006-11-21T07:36:37Z says:

    xbox360 betch

  • Bumfuckio
    Bumfuckio 2006-11-21T08:49:54Z says:

    the guy who pushed him then took the playstation 3 and smahed it in front of the rest of the people in line , videotaped it and it will be on Muchosucko in 48 hours so WOW fans can jerk off to it

  • dasbat
    dasbat 2006-11-21T09:04:33Z says:

    the walmart (ca san leandro) we camped at to get a PS3 (to keep not sell) had people about 60 people waiting for 12 ps3.
    the manager had the people leave the parking and race to the front door (100 + yards).
    it was 60 people some running and some driving 40+ in the parking lot...all of this while the (i hate video games police dick was watching). the manager did this twice....finally he did a raffle ..half the winners were employees.....wish I had my video cam...

  • royalrexford
    royalrexford 2006-11-21T10:11:36Z says:

    Jesus Christ, just wait a few months and you can have as many as you want! You fucking go and hurt yourself for some video game machine? Sheesh!

  • Blackdoor
    Blackdoor 2006-11-21T11:19:24Z says:

    Why did he camp outside?
    Why did he run to a chair?
    Why did he hit that pole?
    Why did he had to dislocate his jaw?
    Why did he want to mumble into the camera?
    What the hell did he say?

    PS3
    'this is living'

  • junebugg
    junebugg 2006-11-21T15:52:19Z says:

    if they have only 30 per store why do they preorder over 100? if a line forms of over 30 people send the rest home...........oh and did you hear about the guy in kansas that was gettin robbed along with everone else in line for their $600, where was the mall security? lol......and why have them wait outside at midnight?

  • Tyler_Durden
    Tyler_Durden 2006-11-21T16:53:24Z says:

    God, how great would it be to be his lawyer. 20-30% of a juicy settlement from Walmart!

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2006-11-21T18:06:13Z says:

    Watch PS3 is just waiting to hear all the complaints and glitches with this version, and they are going to fix them... The next batch that comes out is gonna be more reliable and all these people that waited in line are going to be fucked.

  • Killawife
    Killawife 2006-11-21T19:54:19Z says:

    They race for a chance to buy one? You mean they arent even free? What the hell?

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2006-11-21T23:54:24Z says:

    who the fuck thought of a race? the manager at walmart? oh wait nm i guess.
    lol you can tell its in a midwestern town.... "this is my brother's coooot"

  • benos21
    benos21 2006-11-22T01:02:44Z says:

    fuck. just get a xbox360 already. i rather wait, watch and see how the PS3 turns out. Plus, i just want to get some games for it.

  • JEFFREAK
    JEFFREAK 2006-11-22T18:59:31Z says:

    Yeah, I pushed his ass into the pole so what! (LOL)
    He should just be lucky he didn't get shot like some other fool did a week or so ago. I love how these idiots know it'll be an outright malae and people will do whatever it takes to get a spot ... then when they look like the fool they need to press charges.
    What a dumb ass. Wallymart should settle this by giving him a free playstation.
    All losers and scalpers.

  • Jimjammajay
    Jimjammajay 2006-11-23T00:26:47Z says:

    i would have pushed his dumb ass into a pole too.

SweatyPete
posted November 21, 2006