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Halo Warthog

I don't care if you don't like the game, if you don't think it would be kickass to own one of these, you're gay.

Halo Warthog

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Comments to Halo Warthog

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-09-15T04:14:25Z says:

    I'd like to use their machine shop for a bit.

    • Dracul
      Dracul 2008-09-15T04:15:11Z says:

      I'd rob a fucking bank.

    • texasbooger
      texasbooger 2008-09-15T05:05:03Z says:

      I'd throw two stickys on that bitch and T-bag both those fags.

    • JohnMadden
      JohnMadden 2008-09-15T07:41:16Z says:

      Looking for some sticky bombs for your vehicle exploding project?
      ACE is the PLACE for all your local hardware needs!

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-15T18:10:13Z says:

      lmfao... you sir, make a good john madden
      keep it up or die

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-15T19:44:59Z says:

      Death would be the better option.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-15T22:52:00Z says:

      Ididn't see him hit shit. Unless he shot before the video started, his gun was pointed up in the air the whole time.

    • Ic3man
      Ic3man 2008-09-15T23:09:38Z says:

      i didn't see him shoot anything either. He hit it with the warthog.

    • toxicdrunk
      toxicdrunk 2008-09-16T02:11:50Z says:

      watch it again, at 0:07 you can hear it get hit by the back end of the warthog.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-09-15T04:15:56Z says:

    I would love to drive that around town.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-15T04:21:26Z says:

      kill some Flood... fukk yeah

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-15T04:34:58Z says:

      Fuck you, Swappi.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-15T04:54:43Z says:

      It would be cool until some douchebag rapper got one and put rims, speakers and 19 tvs in it.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-09-15T05:07:37Z says:

      bitches in the US prefer a mustang over anything, you wouldn't be cool enough for your town.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T05:51:04Z says:

      Id take a Jeep over a mustang

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-15T05:59:11Z says:

      A Civic Si with a muffler will get you more high school pussy than a college freshman.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T09:58:19Z says:

      pussyhands, man you gotta roll through the flood with 20" rims and 2352 watt speaker system man!! um, not really.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-16T08:14:59Z says:

      Fuck you drunkard.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-16T09:12:13Z says:

      20's or not, an Escalade will always get you laid.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-09-15T04:19:43Z says:

    Im still asking for a Königstiger instead this Christmas

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-15T09:08:12Z says:

      *Koenigsegg

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T09:59:45Z says:

      yes, *koenigsegg and I am not Swedish.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:00:14Z says:

      by the way one of the most innovated super cars in the world right now.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-09-15T10:09:16Z says:

      Plantshit correcting someone? Hell is freezing over already?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:42:55Z says:

      or heavens gates open for plantshit.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T12:42:07Z says:

      Um, Im talking about the tank, not the car

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T12:42:32Z says:

      nice car though

    • wood
      wood 2008-09-15T12:47:46Z says:

      yeah the tank is only called "tiger" if you are thinking of the german one.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T14:16:07Z says:

      Tiger is the just lineage, similar to the Panzer line. Königstiger is German for "King Tiger", the Tiger II. It was one of the largest produced during the war.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-09-15T19:34:08Z says:

      meh its nothing compared to a scorpion tank

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-15T22:56:04Z says:

      What war are you guys talking about?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-16T16:58:45Z says:

      the world stack war 2

  • NikoxBellic
    NikoxBellic 2008-09-15T04:29:08Z says:

    if only it had the same type of driving style as in the game and some bullets

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2008-09-15T04:34:33Z says:

    Halo is gay.

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-09-15T04:44:14Z says:

      stfu faggot;

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T04:52:36Z says:

      Ummmm.... Die?
      And Halo is still gay...

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2008-09-15T05:56:03Z says:

      I second that. Halo sucks.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:01:45Z says:

      Halo is gay because you love the gayer playstation system with shitty clone and washed out games...or you love the nintendo wii shit made for kids or adults who like pussy kid games.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:05:37Z says:

      the video game industry is starting to look strikingly like my toilet.

    • yak
      yak 2008-09-15T16:45:30Z says:

      or, halo is gay because it lacks any kind of originality and just continues to foster the creation of shitty first person shooter games that have absolutely nothing except for decent graphics.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-15T18:15:25Z says:

      halo may be gay for lacking originality, but the controls revolutionized FPS and set a pretty high bar other fps makers...
      but yea, Doom was the O.G.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-15T18:21:34Z says:

      whos this bitch talkin bout 360 likes its anything more than a glorified alienware pc with parts new 3 years ago

      whereas ps3 is actually a miniaturized model of the worlds most powerful supercomputer

      "de de dee, i like the pretty lights"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-15T19:14:44Z says:

      Halo is fun. I have killed tons of time with it. You guys talk about how much it sucks and isn't original, but it sold a shit load of units. I bought a 360 mainly to play it. Someone said this is for the Halo movie, when did they make a movie out of these other games you say they ripped off?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-15T19:30:41Z says:

      They haven't made a Halo film yet

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-15T19:32:17Z says:

      All films based on games tend to be shite. Anyone remember Doom?

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-09-15T19:37:59Z says:

      first of all tyrone, halo revolutionized console FPS controls, not FPSs in general. They made FPSs more viable on a platform people didnt think they belonged on. Yak, FPSs are one of the few genres out there that are consistently of quality and regularly evolving. I can't name one other genre doing the same.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-09-15T19:41:30Z says:

      anyone that knows anything about halo is a loser

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-15T19:43:00Z says:

      Doom = brilliant game , Doom movie = utter shite

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-15T19:49:53Z says:

      Resident Evil were all shite. Silent Hill was shite. In fact, can anyone name one that didn't stink as bad as a tramps armpit?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-15T19:56:53Z says:

      Super Mario Bros

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T20:41:46Z says:

      pong baby...pong

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T20:42:42Z says:

      colecovision was the shit..all downhill to fagtown from there you fairies

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T20:43:20Z says:

      pong the movie on the other hand sucked

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T21:22:27Z says:

      The best FPS was Goldeneye for the N64, followed by Bioshock on the 360.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T21:23:01Z says:

      Hitman was a good videogame movie.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-15T22:59:35Z says:

      Man, don't let my stepson here any of you talk bad about Halo or he'll boot you off if you play with him, which I'm sure some of you have.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-16T00:30:33Z says:

      yes im sure your great parenting by letting a child play halo on xbox live has made him a future-expert shit-talker

      you should be commended

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-16T03:09:52Z says:

      i liked the pacman cartoon series

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T07:29:55Z says:

      Sigh, Yak, I bow to your power, but it seems that we will never agree on games. lol by the way how was The Witcher? I thought bout buying it.


      Personally I think that people are way to picky about game systems. They all have something great to offer, and each game is unique in it's own way. If Halo truly sucked, it wouldn't have sold. If any of the systems sucked, they wouldn't have sold. They each have their perks and weaknesses.






      But Xbox 360 is still the best well rounded console out. I pwnz u a11.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:18:21Z says:

      I agree with yak. I will say despite the agreement for a FPS clone, the atmopshere of the game is pretty frikkin sweeet.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:18:57Z says:

      and I don't normally talk like that about new games.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:43:49Z says:

      You shouldn't normally talk.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T11:04:45Z says:

      okI gwont talkt normamlty then asd since you ssaid I should'nt nmormally talk you fucking insignifiCUNT dick.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-17T06:05:58Z says:

      You shouldn't normally talk.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-09-15T05:11:53Z says:

    only if the gun works

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-09-15T05:32:02Z says:

    sick, now do you get your choice of rocket launcher or machine gun?

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-09-15T06:02:07Z says:

      30mm chain gun.

  • Dev
    Dev 2008-09-15T06:44:15Z says:

    I am pretty sure even gay people think that kicks ass...

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:07:04Z says:

      so you are below gay people?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:08:09Z says:

      Oh yeah, you proboly own a wii or playstation so you are proboly similar to that nasty shit I took earlier after eating 5 chimichangas.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-15T17:54:58Z says:

      "proboly"? For a '96th percentile', you sure are a twat!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:21:05Z says:

      i gotta lay off the alcohol man.

  • abaddonoyama
    abaddonoyama 2008-09-15T07:09:59Z says:

    halo is the shit! fuck all you gaystation fags!

    • JohnMadden
      JohnMadden 2008-09-15T07:45:52Z says:

      You scored low on the pass rush and the run. So your difficulty level will be set to rookie. Let's see how you do pass coverage... Use the right directional pad to direct your blockers.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-09-15T08:23:14Z says:

      The only good thing about halo... watching red vs blue.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:10:24Z says:

      GAYSTATION IS FOR CLONE LOVING FAGS!!!! And wii is for people who want to play the same games they played back in the 80's but they want a goddamn controller they can wave around and think they are smarter now while playing the same clone games from the 80's.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-15T16:46:55Z says:

      yes because 360 is the console with a processor clocked at 16Ghz, NOT

      in a couple years youll see the huge difference between 360 games and ps3 games and youll want to kill yourself for saying that

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-09-15T19:39:34Z says:

      in a couple years we'll be too busy talking about the next generation of systems to care about PS3s supposed miniscule edge in graphics

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-15T20:28:40Z says:

      you dont understand, ps3 is the next generation, and the next, and the next

      microsofts shitty pseudo-pc wont catch up to playstation technology, ever, unless sony and ibm went out of business maybe they would catch up in like 30 years, MAYBE

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-09-16T05:20:18Z says:

      pfft We're still waiting for the PS3 to catch up to the 360 graphically. Not a single multiplatform title looks as good on the PS3 as it does on the 360. What makes you think it's going to skyrocket into graphical bliss in 2 years?

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T07:41:56Z says:

      the Xbox 360 uses the triple-core IBM designed Xenon as its CPU. Each of the cores has two symmetric hardware threads (SMT), for a total of six hardware threads available to games. Each individual core also includes 32 KiB of L1 instruction cache and 32 KiB of L1 data cache.

      The PlayStation 3 uses the IBM-designed Cell microprocessor as its CPU, utilizing seven of the eight "synergistic processing elements" (often shortened to SPE). The eighth SPE is disabled to improve chip yields (i.e. chips do not have to be discarded if one of the SPEs is defective.) Only six of the seven SPEs are accessible to developers as one is reserved by the OS.

      Which mean it also has six threads available to process games.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T07:49:10Z says:

      The Xbox 360 uses the Xenos processor for graphics:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenos

      The Playstation 3 uses the RSX "Reality Synthesizer":
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSX_%27Reality_Synthesizer%27

      Each is respectable in it's own right. Although the PS3 graphics card may have a cooler name, it doesn't mean it's any better.


      They both have myriad other features, Xbox has Xbox Live, which no matter what anyone says, it better than any online service that the others have. Playstation has a Blue Ray player and can do true HD video and surf the net.

      Each to his own, but they share a lot more than the eye can see. I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of corporate behind the scenes deals between Microsoft and Sony.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T07:55:07Z says:

      Oh and and both CPU's are 3.2 Ghz

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:23:24Z says:

      damn, kojach has'nt learned the japs hate you man. they sold you a piece of shit. Sony is the most dirty electronics company in the world. They put spyware, intentionally into some of their software and got sued and raped over it. Sony are fuck ups.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:27:02Z says:

      Also the the first xbox cpu was somewhere around 2x faster than the PS2. The PS2 is similar to chinas childbirth. Males are wanted more. Sony poped out the womanly playstation and americans adopted them...!!!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:30:09Z says:

      p.s. soul-caliber 4 on the xbox has Yoda rather than on the ps3 has vader... Yoda kicks so much more ass than vader, that tiny little fuzzy headed green fucker smaller than a midget but more badass than Mr. T. Have fun playing GaystationIII.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-09-16T08:42:03Z says:

      i was thinking of the cell processor in the blade in the supercomputer running at 16ghz, but yeah the ps3 processor has 6 cores for apps at 3.2, thats 6 cores at 3.2, just like my processor is 2 cores at 2.8

      ps3 processor is multiple times faster than 360, if you dont think so you just dont understand

      yes xbox live is better in the way that macs are better than pcs, they fuckin suck, but theyre so damn simple a retard that would buy the inferior console in the first place could use it

      yes they put shit in ps3s blah blah blah, making computations while youre sleeping whatever its harmless and they fuckin own for coming up with that

      yoda better than vader? dont try to kid yourself you stupid fuck if 360 had a fuckin teletubby and ps3 had god you would so man that gay ass teletubby he takes it up the ass but hell made god be the catcher fuck yeah! dont pretend like you actually like one better than the other

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:44:35Z says:

      SHUT THE FUCK UP! IF I COULD DICK SLAP YOU I WOULD

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:46:38Z says:

      I owned an Xbox, and I DIDN'T own a PS2, but even I know that playstation had a larger library of games, and that the console was cheaper. And Sony has nothing to do with the Chinese dumbfucknutsack, it's a Japanese company, and EVERY company has corporate dirt, it's the only way to survive in industry.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T10:51:49Z says:

      I actually don't liek one more than the other. it's just that yoda in his midget form can kick alot of ass you electronically mind controlled freak, I know crack addicts more sane than you kojach!!!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T10:55:42Z says:

      Great console systems died after dreamcast. never bought one since. I really can't conform with everyone else using a plunger in a toilet to reveal the current chunks of shit.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-17T06:07:59Z says:

      Previous violent comments were for exo.

      Sorry Kojach I believe that they are 2 cores on a chip with a total of 2.8 GHZ. The cell is 8 core, 7 in ps3, with a total of 3.2 GHZ.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-17T06:09:57Z says:

      If the Cell had the power of 3.2 X 7 it would put it at 22.4 GHZ which is not yet possible on a single chip of that size.

      I took college classes on this shit Kojach, I know what Im talking about.

      And what you previously said makes no fucking sense. Shut up. Douche.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-09-17T09:29:37Z says:

      i just want one for the HD DVD drive, oh wait

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-15T09:08:47Z says:

    worst driver ever

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T10:32:16Z says:

      yes. I am looking to do a bank raid, drive for me if you are better and i'll be the gunner. i don't play sissy shooter games.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-15T10:34:18Z says:

    and that thing will need a upgrade to a gasoline engine if it will hual ass!

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:47:17Z says:

      Diesel would be the ONLY thing that anyone with any fucking common sense would put in that machine.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T10:59:32Z says:

      ok, you got tremendous amount of flood coming at you, then you'll wish you had a gasoline engine....sure I'd take the diesel for its cheaper fuel that is way over priced. Did you know diesel cost about half as much and cost half as more? It's less refined.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-17T06:16:07Z says:

      Exo, apparently you haven't been near a modern diesel.

      in Europe more than 40% of cars are diesel.

      Watch this you fucking tard before you start spouting SHIT.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbd26N1u7gI

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-09-17T09:30:15Z says:

      it should run on loneliness, then halo fans could drive it forever!

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-15T10:46:46Z says:

    This video also looks like it was made near Seattle....

    • yak
      yak 2008-09-15T16:45:56Z says:

      its one of the props from the halo movie coming out

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-15T18:06:11Z says:

      Think it was put together by WETA.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-15T18:19:03Z says:

      i thought they stopped making halo because of the budget?.... oh well, as long as Uwe Bowel(sp) doesnt make it, i'll watch it

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-15T19:26:58Z says:

      It was in development for Peter Jackson to direct. A lot of pre production work was done for it.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-15T19:35:32Z says:

      i really like Halo but it'll be like all other game to movie productions.... utter shite.

      Not even Kylie Minogue could save Street Fighter.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-16T02:38:04Z says:

      Did you not see Resident Evil 1? Fuck 2 and 3.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T08:15:46Z says:

      hey yak, never heard about the halo movie!! halo is a microsoft game right? yeah, this is proboly seattle then.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:49:09Z says:

      From IGN.com:

      April 1, 2008 - Is there hope for the Halo movie after all? If an A-list Hollywood screenwriter has his way, then plans for the big-screen version of the ginormously popular Bungie/Microsoft videogame could get back on track soon.

      The Latino Review website, who swear this is not an April Fool's joke of any kind, are reporting that Pirates of the Caribbean screenwriter Stuart Beattie has written a non-commissioned script for the adaptation that's being shopped on the open market.

      The script in question is reportedly based on the best-selling novel Halo: Fall of Reach, by Eric Nylund.

      Peter Jackson had been set to produce the film with director Neill Blomkamp attached, but the project fell apart when co-financing studios Fox and Universal seemed to balk at the already agreed to terms of a deal with the filmmakers.

      Beattie has previously written the script for three other in-development videogame adaptations: Gears of War, Splinter Cell, and Spy Hunter. He also wrote the G.I. Joe screenplay that convinced Paramount to give the big-budget comic/toy/toon-based flick the go-ahead.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T11:01:03Z says:

      and I got absolutely nothing out of that. THanks jacking. Yet another worthless geek revealed.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T11:02:05Z says:

      yeah, since it looks like like east Seattle and it is a microsoft game then this video is made in seattle. I am the bigger genius.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-16T11:06:55Z says:

      The warthog starts off driving west judging by the typical weather conditions and sun position.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-17T06:16:51Z says:

      That would be because you can't read.

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-09-15T17:45:26Z says:

    Hey yak, having problems signing out. can you do that for me?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-15T17:53:25Z says:

      press the power button on the computer, then type format c: , then press yes

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-09-15T21:06:33Z says:

      fuck off dumb ass

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-09-15T21:13:10Z says:

      Plantshit, i trust you as much as a pedofile in a playground.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-15T21:16:32Z says:

      Hey, fuck off! I'm more trustworthy than Planty!

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T07:42:57Z says:

      Plantshit, if your pc boots to command prompt, that means you need to upgrade.

  • ace_34472
    ace_34472 2008-09-15T23:09:21Z says:

    they made that for a short film searies somewere on the net i found 2 parts of it on youtube once. and it was kick ass.

JackingJumpFlash
posted September 15, 2008