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Hammer VS Chair

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Hammer VS Chair

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  • FatPat
    FatPat 2008-12-28T05:18:38Z says:

    I choose... Springfield 1911 .45-God Bless America!

    • olddirtybastard
      olddirtybastard 2008-12-28T05:34:26Z says:

      fuck you bish. no1 asked you to choose.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-12-28T05:39:47Z says:

      You need to step your spell game up kid. Don't make me take the mittens off the Jazz Hands motherfucker.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-28T05:48:27Z says:

      hahaha

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-28T14:43:15Z says:

      For that kind of situation, I think I'd keep a 9mm Glock. I know they're not thye best in the world, but there's very little recoil, they hold 17 rounds and there's no chance of forgetting the safety when in a panic.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:18:35Z says:

      glock loving fag. bitches like you only like glocks cause you know some highschool level german history, you've watched an indiana jones movie and you like that the word "glock" rhymes with the type of genitalia you most covet in your mouth.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-12-28T21:04:07Z says:

      but for simple self defense, why have more than a glock? it will do the job, hollow points and shit... extra is unnecessary. admit it and stop trying to be a "badass"

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-28T21:13:19Z says:

      I'm a big fan of the model 27 .40 cal. The accuracy is superb, and I've upgraded mine to a stainless barrel.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-28T22:08:37Z says:

      i´ll stick with the folding chair thankyou.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-28T22:25:33Z says:

      BH, for a start, you fucking simpleton, I named the Glock for it's ease of use under stress, not because I particularly like them. Secondly, the Indy movies were set long before Glocks were invented. Thirdly, I don't want to know about your fantasies, thank you.

      In short, shut the fuck up, stupid little boy.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-29T00:14:18Z says:

      i know i know. glocks are aight. Mr fugs is alright too. Sometimes i run my mouth . but how does the fact that what I say has absolutely no historical truth what-so-ever mitigate your love of dick in the present!?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T01:17:51Z says:

      Mr Fugs...you are a minor cunt fart, and have no business talking about firearms of any kind, especially since the most powerful you've shot is a dose of smack into your arsehole.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T01:25:04Z says:

      heya cruella :)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T01:35:48Z says:

      What the fuck do you know about me and firearms, cuntbag? I'll tell what, absolutely nothing, that's what. So shut your fucking hole.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T01:41:09Z says:

      Yeah, cruelhomo, shut your fucking hole!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T01:46:38Z says:

      Haha. What a reject you truly are. Since you're British...and such firearms are not readily available in the UK (legally anyway)...I'd say the most powerful thing you've fired recently is a potato gun. Oh sorry...maybe you go to paintball weekends, or perhaps joined the TA, so you can pretend to be hardcore. Whatever your answer, I care not - you're northern, deprived, thick as horse shit, and a zero.
      (By the way, I enjoyed firing an AK-47 whilst living in the US - I'm sure you can do better right?)

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T01:49:11Z says:

      cruella say: mom never let me play with squirt guns even

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T01:50:25Z says:

      Get off the bandwagon rish...and Fugs' cock too. Always knew you were made of the weak stuff.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T01:54:09Z says:

      cruella says: dad used to squirt in my ass

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:05:03Z says:

      rish say: I'm revealing my dormant, latent sexual fantasies, and desperately hoping others here are of similar mind. Weak fag.
      possum say: I mad at Cruel for not letting me be Chong...so now me jump on deee bandwagon too. (Which precisely exemplifies why you will always be Cheech...weak encore.)

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:06:59Z says:

      chong say: hahaha

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T02:07:05Z says:

      Well, for a start, I'd rate an AR-15 higher than an AK. I've used various 9/10mm, .40 and .45 semi auto handguns, the kind loan of a Florida police officer's long barrel .44 magnum and my personal fave, the .50 Desert Eagle. Oh yeah, not forgetting the 12 gauge pump action using H&B super slugs. When I get back to the USA next year I'll try the S&W500 for a laugh, amongst others.

      So, no I've absolutely no idea about using firearms at all.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T02:10:30Z says:

      CruelHoMo says: I love cock more that life itself.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:13:25Z says:

      Like I said...your answer matters not. You're dumb, you're nothern...and you actually freely admit to associating with a cop? Cops are awesome. Jesus H Christ. And yeah, from what you typed...you know nothing about using firearms at all...legally that is. Oooo, you naughty boy.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T02:16:50Z says:

      CruelHoMo says: My farts smell like semen and I love the taste of man anus.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T02:19:30Z says:

      Every one of the guns I've used were used quite legally, when I spent time in Florida and Georgia. The fact is I probably know more about them than you and your AK-47 experience, and it seems to upset you that you've been outdone. What a shame, little fruitcake, never mind eh. After all, I'm just a Northerner...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:24:30Z says:

      how far north do you have to be, to be a Northerner?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:25:33Z says:

      Rish? You're right...your farts do smell like semen, and you do love man anus.
      And MsDrugSucker? I didn't merely fire an AK, and not merely the once - foolish fool. I actually resided in the US for many years, and my wife is American. I shot many other handguns, and didn't just do so as part of a package holiday option in the Everglades. Go back to your drawing board alreet ya soft northern retard.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:28:07Z says:

      ^he said "Wife"...:)
      yeah, okay, whatever...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:36:20Z says:

      Haha! Well observed Cheech. Actually, we are not together anymore...so feel free to load that ammo and fire at will.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T02:36:42Z says:

      Pity you didn't fire one at your face.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:41:11Z says:

      These out-of-sequence posts make for a much more entertaining viewing experience.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:46:02Z says:

      i would load up and fire, but i dont beleive you were ever married.
      hell, i dont even beleive you're male

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:56:38Z says:

      Then my work is done Cheech. You really don't know anything of me either way...PS I don't believe you even know how to spell the word believe.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:58:45Z says:

      thats the gay british spelling

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T03:21:19Z says:

      darn, she mustve gone to bed...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T03:32:51Z says:

      Shooglenifty Time!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T03:54:04Z says:

      Probably bored himself to sleep.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:02:02Z says:

      ^"bored" :)

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:23:32Z says:

      my weapon of choice:my grandpa's 9-iron,,,
      solid titanium > steel, iron, wood...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:27:41Z says:

      shooglenifty =scottish dub (trad)

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T04:31:31Z says:

      Thats fynny how you British brag about those few times you were allowed to use someones gun. Did they stand behind you in case the recoil knocked you down?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T04:33:14Z says:

      possums weapon of choice is his buttplug and a bottle of Wellbutrin.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:38:17Z says:

      never diss an ass-full of plastic and painkillers, rish

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:40:48Z says:

      ...words of wisdom from an oldster :)...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:45:21Z says:

      after all - this is how bobby zimmerman started out :)

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T04:58:55Z says:

      brush with fame:cheetah chrome once had me do a mid-show tune for him...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T05:11:38Z says:

      Irish:
      Filter et al
      3rd and 4th by The Faint...
      Perfect Circle, and early NIN
      dunno how "young" you are really...but trust me on these

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T13:09:47Z says:

      I'd like to go up against you at the range 'rish, but I bet I'd at least match you, or even beat you on a target shoot. And I'm 230-240 lbs, so recoil isn't an issue...

    • jazzpotato
      jazzpotato 2008-12-30T04:46:57Z says:

      Lots of guns in here. I'll just wait til everybody shoots each other, and take your money.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T04:57:59Z says:

      That's the reason I carry a Glock; people have tried to take my money lol.

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-28T05:49:02Z says:

    What a pussy the guy has a tool and he is too chicken to fucking use it

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-12-28T06:23:59Z says:

    racism, black people doesn't do crime

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-28T06:51:08Z says:

      hahahaha I need to save that quote!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-28T06:51:28Z says:

      FAKE!!!!!!!! "racism, black people doesn't do crime"

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:20:18Z says:

      plantshit is the only constant in my life. i love you shit.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-28T22:09:21Z says:

      dunno whether to laff or cry at that comment

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-29T00:15:36Z says:

      craff tears of joy

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-12-28T06:53:37Z says:

    That dude with the hammer seems like he's bugging out. He's probably on meth

  • Corporal_Punishment
    Corporal_Punishment 2008-12-28T07:23:41Z says:

    They're both pussies.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-28T07:36:39Z says:

      nonsense ..that shopkeeper guy was awesome...could have kicked that noob robber's ass..smacked him in the face like a bitch a couple of times, took his mask off and stole his hammer...pwned

    • dozenlong
      dozenlong 2008-12-28T09:00:06Z says:

      I side with the shopkeeper, though I can't help but wonder how fun it would have been to have walked in and seen how easy of an opportunity for a "legal" beatdown existed. That robber couldn't have beaten a six year old girl unless she secretly wanted it.

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2008-12-28T10:09:25Z says:

      i doubt he can beat her even when she wants it

    • SeuSafado
      SeuSafado 2008-12-28T19:45:20Z says:

      Until the mask came off I was betting the robber was 85 years old.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-28T22:10:08Z says:

      They ALL want it dozen

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-12-28T10:12:07Z says:

    America
    FUCK YEA!!!!

    hahahahahaha
    i hate america!

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-28T12:51:07Z says:

      Fuck Iran.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-12-28T14:21:58Z says:

      fuck the both of you

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-28T16:46:48Z says:

      nice avatar iranian...hahaha gaaaaay

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2008-12-28T13:44:51Z says:

    Hey Iranian enjoy it while you can. Israel is going to nuke you till you glow.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:22:06Z says:

      and then in retaliation, Iran will reply with the button.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-28T22:12:07Z says:

      a)i don´t think Israeli rockets have the range to hit canada.

      b) Iran will fail to use the reply button correctly and smerf will rule them out of the game.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2008-12-28T16:47:34Z says:

    He's no Frank Shamrock that's for damn sure.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-28T19:38:57Z says:

      Don't you mean Ken Shamrock?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-28T19:49:18Z says:

      it's Eddie Shamrock

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-12-28T20:22:45Z says:

      it's Shamwow

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-28T22:12:44Z says:

      FrankKen ?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T00:44:02Z says:

      Mako, Ken is Frank's brother. They are both fighters.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T01:18:52Z says:

      Liar. Neither of those two have ever been fighters. You cock rish.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T04:59:15Z says:

      No, he's right Cruel. I looked it up.

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2008-12-28T23:55:05Z says:

    Powerless without the mask...

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-12-29T01:26:15Z says:

    Neither person here was either fighting for something, or defending anything. It was like two stoned retards with M.E battling for the last cheese puff. This is clearly taking place in England somewhere...very embarrassing. Fucking muppet tries a robbery with an 8oz hammer from Woolworths (RIP).

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T01:35:59Z says:

      they had woolworths in britain?
      Ill be dammed

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T01:38:28Z says:

      Had being the operative word.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T01:51:27Z says:

      they dont exist here anymore either..was a good store damn it.Far better than the shitholes we got now

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:09:14Z says:

      I'm really pissed Woolies has died. Sign of the times I guess. Much prefer a walk around Woolworths than Wal-Mart.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:32:36Z says:

      when i was a kid, they still had a greasy-spoon lunch counter - used to get deep-fried clam-strips there...mmmm

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-12-29T02:42:50Z says:

      Sounds delightful Cheech. Proper munch nosh from the sounds of it.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-29T02:47:48Z says:

      ...made me burp clam for days...

Mako
posted December 28, 2008
by Mako

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