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Comments to hammering the monkey
inTOXIKated
b/c u all hate me :)
1st
ITS HAMMER TIME lol see what i did there?
Both of you are fucking retards.
its oficial... i hate you inTOXIKated... i want you to get raped with a fucking spiked dildo... then have a finnish doctor take some forceps to stretch your anus till it prolapses. Afterwhich your newley opened hole needs to be filled with piping hot coals, all the way to the brim of your asscrack. oh, ya.. and after this... you need to be covered in hot oil, and killer bees. then of course boiled to death in a vat of your fathers own seamen. oh... ya... and after you are in "1st poster hell" you will have your eye ripped out by a demented used car salesman, and then hitlers chofur will skull fuck you, while putting japanese wasps in everyother orifice... and just for good measure... some japanese guy with a blurred out penis will take a shit on your face, then do some bukkake action all over your hair... plus he will teabag you.
hmmm i see the new trend of mucho-
initially (at least when i first started coming to the site) it was almost a competition to whom could make the most hilarious comment on the material at hand. Mucho then started to become "cliqueish" with individuals being buddy buddy with the more frequent users and bagging on other users. now its just attention whores who get off being "1st" or using any other means of angering people, and everyone is falling for it. it is a grave shift of change for muchosucko, a dark day indeed...
Actually, I find hotboi to be much more annoying than inTOX. However, they're both wastes of good molecules.
lol
waste of good molecules?!
he's on a 'time out'
its a sad day indeed, but hey that was a pretty creative rip.
deja to the rescue!
Yay, Deja!
smerf stop suckin up
it's really getting annoying with the "first" comments...bichofelix was fun because he/she/it didn't fucking care and he COULD say OTHER shit like "eat shit and die","hank, your mother's pussy is my uncle",stuff like that...but this dumbass is just annoying.
In China its common for people to tie a monkeys hands together and put its head through a hole in the center of a table cut its skull open while its still alive and eat its brain raw and bloody.
I'm not sure if that isn't a myth. Chairman?
I cant remember if it was my anthropology or my sociology teacher told me this
it was indiana jones
Chilled Monkey Brains.
I definitely know first-hand monkey brains are eaten in China although it obviously isn't a popular cuisine.
The live part always to me sounded like one of those myths started by Europeans long ago in an effort to brand the people they colonised as savages and has stubbornly remained.
But no a conversation I had a while back revealed that eating live monkeys as explained above was something the rich did or was done because it was thought to be a remedy for arthritis even during the 20th century. Could still be happening now, who knows.
If it is still done, I think its probably done in rural areas of China.
Places where old cultural traditions are still practiced.
What are you talking about? Old cultural traditions are practised just as much in the cities, perhaps more since they have the money to do so.
WTF are you talking about? You just said that you don't know if its still practiced.
So how can you say that its practiced more in the city?
So how can you say that its practiced more in the city?
I'm talking about traditions in general as your follow up comment put it.
isnt this what caused AIDS?
you asked
http://www.maxent.org/ch/monkey_brains_ad.html
"Connoisseurs find monkey stew to be delicious and sweet,
but are frightened by the eyes staring out of their soup."
That about sums up the article, I feel.
Just to qualify that article. The Apple Daily, which is where it's been taken from, is a pretty notorious tabloid newspaper in Hong Kong which doesn't mind pushing the truth to its limits in order to sell well. Not to claim the article isn't generally true just that there was a good chance on that same page of there being some new medicine to boost your sex drive or a miracle weight loss diet developed on the mainland.
this was in a gore movie called "banned in america" a long time ago.....it was the rich ppl eating monkeys and at the time i watched the movie...like 11-12yrs ago...its was still practiced in sum crountry that i dont remember!
another subject you're a expert on hmm?? like how u knew all about drugs the other day ??????? thought i forgot huh? well i didn't
This is terrible. With time, and patience, you could pull that critter's teeth out and train it to suck cock. Then we could have the Porta-Gloryhole Suitcase! The perfect companion for every businessman. Ladies! Stop worrying about what your husband might be doing on those long trips! With Porta-Gloryhole you can rest easy knowing he is satisfying his needs safely with one of our specially trained Comfort Companions.
How small is your penis anyway if you think it would fit in that monkeys mouth?
I was about to spank you for raining on my parade, but then I had a closer look at the monkey in relation to the hands. Fuck. Walked right into that one.
I just watched Dave Chappelle talk about training monkeys to suck dick, it was fuckin funny.
That's the problem, it's hard to rag on Balls. His responses are too good.
Hah.
You have your laugh, vath, but one of these days you'll slip up... and then you're mine. MINE I say!
You've really done it now, vath.
Scared yet?
Like Indiana Jones, the Ball is rolling for you.
Faces of Death, right? Where's the rest of the clip?
I keep seeing this video along the lines of "girl raped to death - faces of death" on limewire but I can't download it cause there are never enough sources. I really would have liked to see that =(
Well, Mucho would be the site to ask for sources for that vid.
Im pretty sure this is from the original FOD, it used to be on mininova.
Its fake as though.
nope it's not fake. on the face's of death vid they show the monkey being beaten and the the brain being eatin.. and on the same video is baby seals being clubbed to death .. no joke
Great movie, haven't seen it in about 20 years though. I'll have to track down a copy. The scene with the bear is the best. And the electric chair scene syncs up perfectly with the song "Electric chair" by Einstein's Riceboys.
kojack i downloaded that vid.. it was just regular porn so dont feel liek you missed out on something.. it was fake. limewire is my source for most of what i post so i been across that vid a few times.
>>TD89: its so fake its real fake. There are various sources where they crap on about the kafeness of this fakery. Go here for a rundown: http://tafkac.org/movies/faces_of_death_review.html
yeah, i've seen that episode of faces of death, too. That's the one where they show that chinese dude's head explode like a watermelon when he was run over by a tank, right?
well, P2P sharing isnt the best thing at all.. but its okay..
Are they tenderizing it, prior to cutting open its skull and eating its brains?
kinda they just hit it still the skull splits open!
thank u alex trebek
are you calling him a homo?
I'll take "The Rapists" for 200, dik.
You know guys that you can find this scene in a movie call The death face if I remember. It's a compilation of all fucked things like direct suicides, corpes, gore accidents and different facts of all kind on death. Its a compilation of 4 , nice for the general culture ....;)
what?
I think it's saying "the movie is made up of 4 parts. Also, I take it in the asshole"
You seem to be a little late with that observation, nightcrow.
i remember the magician accident.. that was the best faces of death scene ever..
all the crying children in the public, a classic..
nightcow, did you even read the comments before you typed that shit?
haha nightcow. that had me rolling for some reason.
In fact, it was ''FACES OF DEATH'', sry
haha.. death face
Actually, it was called "Let's Face It, You're Dead"
no no it was called "REPLY BUTTON"
the cheap version of whack-a-mole?
I'd expect it's actually the expensive version a whack-a-mole.
Moles have really runny jizz. I don't recomend it.
Thanks for the heads-up, you saved me a drycleaning bill.
Nah, archman kept that particular article of clothing. Red, wasn't it?
Whack-A-Monk!
Thanks Claude.
Oh man, that's a classic. I remember getting the movie when it came out. Faces of Death should've got an oscar
101
Shit I'm drunk right now..
thats fucked up...looks kinda fake though
It is fake, thats not metal its Stierfoam
i usually just spank my monkey
Jesus wait till you hit your 30's that shit will be gone..NO MORE S.P BABY...YOU'LL BE FREE..
what are they hitting it with? kind of looks like oversized safety matches
Damn, late term abortions never seem to go smooth...
yeah but this particular clip was fake. it is from faces of death tho.
not fake!
wait a fuckin minute...you're the guy that posted that real gay pic of your pierced nipples and that goddamned ridiculous tattoo...that figures...either your friends are gay idiots or u dont have any
uh... ill assume youre talking about falcon cause my nips arent pierced... and yeah they resemble hersheys kisses.
ya morph iwas talkin about shadowdummy sorry
I was confused by your comment too, dik. Thank you for explaining it. Didn't a different person show off their pierced nips a while back as well, right after I put out the first picture of mine?
Spank the monkey.
how do we know the monkey wasn't the aggressor?
10,000 days track #10?
a-chilled a-monkey brains
Fuck, this movie goes on forever. I'm watching for 10 more minutes, and if nothing else happens, I'm hitting the back button.
aaahahahahahahahaha...hilarious
wanko dude you're a funny sonofabitch sometimes
hes just doin that for attention
Hit that fucking nigger!!!!
i would rather get my brain eatin alive then suffer so much i have done in my life.
you're crazy. like the senile old uncle you invite to the party BECAUSE you know he's gonna try to hump somebody or eat the cabinets.
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! ;D
....What?