dude i had a fucking gerbil whos name was speedy and he got out of the cage and ended up living in our air vents, and one random ass day when we were moving out of that house and we totally forgot about him i saw him run behind the fridge and i tried getting him but he turned into a fucking zombie gerbil and attacked the shit outta my hand i had to get stitches on the webbing between my thumb and pointer.
speaking of gerbils" has anyone heard aboot the radio morning guys,that read a story on the hospital recieving a patient with burns on his asshole,proceeds to tell the doctor his pet girbil got lost up his ass, so his partner put a candle near his ass, and the gas ignited,dj's were laughing while tellin this to the listeners ,but it was funny as hell.
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I once had two gerbils, I didn't feed them for a few days. I then had 1 gerbil and a gerbil foot.
He put the remaining gerbil in his ass.
Don't go tarring me with your brush Mr. Pest Controller!
dude i had a fucking gerbil whos name was speedy and he got out of the cage and ended up living in our air vents, and one random ass day when we were moving out of that house and we totally forgot about him i saw him run behind the fridge and i tried getting him but he turned into a fucking zombie gerbil and attacked the shit outta my hand i had to get stitches on the webbing between my thumb and pointer.
Dude that was like, an awesome story. Like, not really.
Welcome to the internet, where we don't give a fuck about your hand.
no bert is right. if these little shits escape for like > 8 hours they become wild and won't let you handle them.
fuckin little rodents
good music
agreed
Both of you suck.
no you
Burn!
hahahahaha! I got you I got you!
Was this the notorious exert cut from the Richard Gere "Cribs" episode?
Thank God that one Gerbil was able to run away at the end.
there would have been carnage for sure
speaking of gerbils" has anyone heard aboot the radio morning guys,that read a story on the hospital recieving a patient with burns on his asshole,proceeds to tell the doctor his pet girbil got lost up his ass, so his partner put a candle near his ass, and the gas ignited,dj's were laughing while tellin this to the listeners ,but it was funny as hell.
ARMEGEDDON!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY
thats the fuckin one
I was sitting in my car waiting to go to work when this first aired. I laughed my ass off.
I think someone wanted laid.